>>221257968
Clamshells didn’t break and weren’t 1000s of dollars my zoomer chum.

>Oh no my tracking device
>How will I have all my conversations and movements recorded?

Remember when the writiers of the show decided to take their already declining show and make it much worse by having Andy abandon Erin after a long story of them getting together, have Erin get together with a clone of Jim, then have Andy come back being a massive asshole because Ed Helms decided he wanted to film the sequel to the highest grossing R Rated movie of all time?

>>221258187
No

>>221258187
No because I stopped watching by then.

I wanted to fuck that redheaded British chick that Brits hated for some reason

>>221257968
Those plastic flip phones were like $50 and could withstand a nuclear blast

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>>221257968
Some dude swapped my mouse pad without asking when I was overseas and I made a shitstorm of asking people about what happened and who it was. I didn't care that much but I don't like people touching my shit. He got written up and hated my guts as long as I knew him.

>>221258822
also i’m trans

erm my neurodivergant coworker was being "annoying" so he deserves to be tortured every day

>>221257968
lol classic Jimbo

>>221258187
nigger everyone with a functioning brain stopped watching after season 4

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>>221257968
>"so why didnt you want to fuck my wife when you two were dating?"

>moves your entire work station into the bathroom, potentially making you late while almost missing the first call of the day

I just rewatched this entire series again and it just showed me how fucking insufferable everyone is.

>>221258510
Brits don't like her because of a really annoying character she played on one of their shows

>>221261184
Welcome to working in an office unironically. They bait you into thinking Jim is the normal one you can relate to but truth is most work environments are this fucking ridiculous.

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The office was doing bbc brain rot before 4chan even existed.
>All the women want to fuck him
>The cool guy becomes a total loser around him

>>221261301
Jim was being a bit of a cunt before and after Charles.

>>221261220
Especially with Kevin and Meredith going all in with their degeneracy in the last two seasons. Creed was supposed to be the creeper but then these two came out no where and uped their game of who could be more disgusting.

>>221261184
That's the entire point of the show before everything gets flanderized and they all become basically family

>>221261364
I caught the HR lady at my last job literally hiding behind her car so she could smoke a cigarette. Everyone fucking knew she smoked but she still insisted on trying to hide it

>>221261301
>the office
>before 4chan

Sweet, sweet summer child

Why did they turn Kevin into a literal retarded person by the end when the whole thing with Holly was that she thought he was retarded and he wasn't?

>>221258187

Shit, people are right when they say the last seasons are pure trash. What the fuck did I just read

t. stopped watching after the Michael Scott Paper Company arc. I think it's a proper ending.

>>221261136
Season 5 is one of the best there’s no reason to stop at 4

>>221261820
Flanderization. It really could have just ending when Michael left and that would have been fine.

>>221258187
I’ve never actually watched the office intentionally. Via background osmosis from normies rewatching it endlessly I’ve picked up enough to seamlessly integrate into these threads. I hate the office and am mostly trying to softly sway others to my opinion. I’ve spent years doing this, and it’s working.

>office secret Santa with a $20 limit
>Michael's gift is a fucking iPod Video that everyone wants

Zoomers just won't understand the joke

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If Dwight is so fond of rules, how come he never sued Jim or at least filed a complain to get him fired?

>>221258822
Did he ever physically attack you? I ask because I’m considering switching to white collar work. I had an old head coworker who pulled some weird attempt at getting me fired for “incompetence”, so I reported him as well, and he got told off because he wasn’t in charge of hiring or firing. He went silent and I thought that was that.

A month ago he tried to coward punch me. He had lasted since early February. Seething. Because he was a low IQ individual, he couldn’t express himself except through violence.

I got fired for sitting him down on his arse with the ol’ 3 2 3 followed by a roundhouse to the head. I’m sick of this shit. How long did this white collar man seethe at you? I can take any verbal or social aggression and I don’t care, but my tendency to kickbox when old heads get violent has now lost me three jobs in a row.

>>221263386
he filed several complaints over the years
i remember him going to Jan directly about Jim

>>221263386
Dwight went to Michael and even to corporate about how Jim was actively sabotaging his work as a joke constantly. They didn't do anything about it because they just thought Dwight was weird so they just ignored his genuine complaints.

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>>221263386
>think that Rainn must be a really good actor to portray a character like Dwight while watching
>realize later that Dwight was literally just Rainn

>>221263386
There is the scene where he goes through the 1000 warnings he has to give Jim in order. https://youtu.be/ClY_XjoiYXc?si=eLjUcPUOIbtirB5N

>>221258002
Roy broke Pam's clamshell and left Jim the scraps

>>221263386
Doesn't Toby have an archive with all of Dwight's complaints?

>>221258020
Thats not true

>>221263406
Sounds like a great environment you keep yourself in

>>221263729
It’s absolutely fucked which is why I want to work in an air conditioned office instead of having to kickbox with men nearing retirement age when they get mad I’m younger and fitter than them. Some of these bastards carry around leathermans specifically so they can threaten to stab people with the knife, then excuse it because they “need the multitool”. (There are knife free versions).

But because I’m in my late 20’s and over 6 foot it’s always “my fault” when one of these freaks loses it and I have to sit his arse down to defend myself.

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>>221258510
Boobs

>>221264461
/thread

>>221261301
Jim was always a faggy loser, dingus

>>221258900
Oh nice! I just recently had my bottom surgery and I’m still in the adjustment phase. Are you still sticking to your dilation schedule? I’ve been having these problems with ingrown hairs that get infected and ooze puss and now I’m wondering if it was worth it after all bc sex is super uncomfortable with it and I haven’t been able to organism since

>>221263351
You really had to be there

>>221263386
There's an episode where the HR guy says he puts all of Dwight's complaints in a box under his desk.

>>221257968
Everything this guy does sounds like that communist "zersetzung" crap but an NBC version of it.

This is a show entirely for women. The only alpha males were the Black guy - because of course - and Roy, whom they demonized for...what exactly? He threw a beer glass at a mirror after finding out his fiancee played tonsil hockey with her coworkers. Oh and he yelled. Oh no!

>>221265951
>anon admits they’re consuming media primarily to seek “alpha male” role models who probably fill the gap in their heart being fatherless created
holy shit lmfao

>>221257968
>>221258187
Andy was so annoying he deserved everything he got.
If the show ended with Andy being homeless I wouldn't mind.

>>221257968
>bullies autistic diligent co-worker for years
>gets reported to HR
>but lazy HR does nothing
>gives multiple interviews where he says he bullies Dwight because
>a) his presence annoys him
>b) it makes Pam wet
>last few episodes gaslight audience into thinking it was just friendly pranks for years, and he was wholesome prankster bro
Hate it. It literally just justifies toxic behavior.

>>221261136
This

Got in with season 1. After season 4, there was better material on television. Anyone remember Journeyman with Kevin McKidd? 10/10 flawless show.

>>221261820
Too many people to effectively characterize in a 30 minute show. Some had to take the fall.

>>221261820
I thought it was going to be revealed that the radon Toby was always going on about had been giving him a brain tumor and just nobody gave a shit about his very noticeable cognitive decline

>>221266049
Early seasons Dwight wasn't just diligent and borderline autistic, he was dangerously deranged. The only members of HR with any power are fat black women and white lesbians.

>>221257968
>i'm supposed to believe this guy is a gigachad super serious action hero
sorry buddy get back on the podcast with the two wall rammers. you can't escape your past

>>221263406
>i got fired from three jobs in a row for punching people but it was always the other guy's fault
Nigger

>>221265951
>Roy, whom they demonized for...what exactly?
neglecting and being an utter ass to the woman he's supposed to love and marry. she's in her late 20s and he doesn't even support her pursuing a simple art program. on top of, you know, the literal crime you just listed as well as assaulting a coworker

>>221265992
Projecting beta heard from

>>221266373
Reddit heard from

>>221266487
being lonely is a personality trait that only gets you so far
also you're on /tv/ anon, not reddit. did you get lost looking for your favorite sub

hated this smug prick

he only bullies easy targets too, irl he'd be the guy to his ass beat then cry to the boss how he was only joking

>>221266487
https://youtu.be/VWWHOfCeDN0

>>221258822
>I made a shitstorm of asking
Ah so I share a board with these people

>>221266297
Yeah they always swung first

>>221266373
Roy is such a shitty boyfriend to justify Pam’s emotional infidelity that objectively the only conceivable reason she stayed with him so long is that he laid the best dick imaginable which is… pretty grim for Jimbo to say the least

>>221267070
Based analyst laying out the facts as brutally as the first time Roy flopped out his magnum dong on Pam’s face and she liked it.

>>221258510
me too. i’ve got a thing for busty average looking hags.

There is nothing sincere about Jim other than being a simp for Pam

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>oh, you're an immature child?
>i love for this shit, come here jim
*jim gives pam awkward looking-at-camera stare*
*pam's pussy violently explodes with arousal fluids*

>>221264201
you sound like a faggot

>>221265951
i watch stupid television to be amused not informed. take a look in the mirror anon.

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>>221257968
He's married to Emily Blunt and you aren't OP
Let that sink in

>>221267368
>He's married to Emily Blunt
That's not a flex considering how bogged she is now. They seem to have a loveless marriage and he had more chemistry with Jenna anyway. He should've married me instead.

>>221267458
>least gayest post on /tv/

>>221267331
That’s fine if you think that. This attitude of mine is why boomers swing at me. They call me a fag for months and I don’t care, so then they swing at me. Sticks and stones can actually break my bones, so I teep the old bastards and knock them over. Why should I be fired for this?

>>221267475
sanest larper

>>221267472
Her and Jim obviously had feelings for each other during filming because how else would such believable chemistry be on screen? They both obviously couldn’t be together because of scheduling and other relationships, but both look really happy. Jim has married Emily blunt and they look really happy together, and Jenna has a wonderful family. But it's so obvious we fucked off screen.

>>221263465
isnt he now from all the royalties ?
i bet he makes more than most movie stars and he doesnt even have to work.

>>221267320
no need for AI when there are simillar ones from the fappening

>>221267299
TRVKE

>>221261797
yes anon, 2001 vs 2003

>>221267320
>1777367458345830m.jpg
>...58345830m.jpg
>...830m.jpg
>...m.jpg
>...m...
Have you no respect for me, yourself, or anyone?
If anyone deserves their phone thrown in the ceiling, it's you.

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>>221270581
cry about it coomer

>>221270581
Can’t blame him, it’s a trifle to ban evade on the phone in case a janny has a tizzy

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>>221270644
>>221270666
It is also a trifle to save full images instead of what's practically a thumbnail. Hardly better than this.

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>>221258187
I remember jerking off to that blow job vid she did

>>221271078
Had this video saved on my PSP for similar reasons.

>>221267458
I love jennaposting

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A lot of the show stinks, but why is Season 5 so damn comfy?

>>221271204
I don’t remember it at all

>>221271078
>I'm gonna make it so dry for you
>How much teeth do you want?
>Just a few quick chomps?

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>>221271190
this is now a jenna thread

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someone please check up on her.
this isn't healthy.

>beta orbits the receptionist that's been rawdogged by the entire warehouse team
no wonder gen x looks up to this guy

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>>221257968
>Dwight comes into work late the next day
>Cold and calculatingly walks right up behind Jim as he's sitting at his desk on a phone call with a client
>*BANG*
>Jim collapses on his desk, the phone receiver falls and dangles from the cord, bouncing several times
>Smoke wafting through the air from the newly created hole in Jim's head
>Dwight drops the gun to the ground and gets on his knees, his hands behind his head
>"I've already informed the police of the situation prior to my arrival, there is no further cause for alarm, I will simply await the arrival of the police and be escorted off to jail. Sorry everyone, I had to do it."
>Several minutes later, the police show up, handcuff Dwight and escort him off the premises

>>221272468
the real ending to season 1

>>221271078
It was this video that got me into really, really dry blowjobs. Like sandpaper in the Sahara desert. If I don’t get callouses on my dick by the time she’s done, she’s not doing her job

>>221257968
hate this cunt
>>221258002
iphones aren't "1000s of dollars" my esl fwen
>>221263476
rekt that freak

>>221272468
This but htey arrest Jim because Dwight wore a burka to work that day and it's a british joint innit

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Why did Roy never get her pregnant?
Plot hole?

>>221271078
Ellie is best gorl I want my shit chomped

>>221272749
jim and roy were fighting over a beard but the passion was between themselves

>>221261301
But Charles was socially retarded and unlikeable that Michael easily got him out

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>>221272749
he cums very small amounts. it's a dribble. he can't fill a thimble.

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>>221272727

>>221265951
You actually think Craig Robinson is an alpha...

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I'm not from America (Thank God) so this show is the source of my "Oh please sir, I'll do anything to not lose this job, I need my health insurance which is attached to my employment for some reason, which you can fire me from for literally no reason on a whim in every state except Montana" fetish.

>>221269661
I don't think he was Bahai back then. Now he's all enlightened and shit

>>221271829
reading this made me grow breasts and get my period

>>221272871
My health insurance is free and I don’t work or pay taxes.

>>221261145
This was a really weird fucking plot. It's bizarre how off the vibes got in the later seasons.

>>221272871
More please?

>>221261145
>>221272989
>Jim sadly realizing a better man could do better than his frizzy haired bitch

>>221272989
What was the plot about? I never watched it that far

>>221271881
She has no career

>>221273027
Nta but it was just Pam obsessing over why Timothy Olyphant ghosted her after having 2 dates like 5 years previously. He’d just been hired by Michael. Jim wanted to know why he didn’t call her back too because he saw it bothered Pam. It ended up being that Bullock thought she seemed like a dork.

>>221273027
Timothy Olyphant is hired as travelling salesman.
He used to date Pam but ghosted her after a few dates.
Jim presses him to tell him why repeatedly.
He says "She was into you at the time" to be polite, but Jim doesn't let it go.
It's pretty weird and serves cuck.

>>221273027
They dated for a short while and Pam fucked him on the first date, and was annoyed he didn't call back.
Jim was bothered that Timothy Olyphant hit it and quit it.

>>221258822
Mister sensitive over here

>>221273076
>>221273092
>>221273210
The fuck? I know the show got worse later on but this is a very odd subplot

>>221258822
>>221263406
I had a coworker that was opening other people's mail without permission. I caught him doing it and told him to stop, and like flipping a switch he suddenly became a seething mess whenever I was around. I didn't even report him for doing it because I wanted to be nice and not get him in trouble. A couple weeks he quit, and in his exit interview he said it was because of me and pulled a list of made-up BS out of his ass about how loud and mean I was.
It almost went to HR but I told my manager he was opening mail without permission and now they're filing felony charges against him lol.

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>Hey Toby, you should totally come to the beach with us. I'll need someone to rub sunscreen on my back
>>221272993

>>221273344
Are you able to make ones that are...?
You know?

>>221273344
are you allowed to cheeky rub sunscreen on their mammaries during the back rub session?

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>>221273373
This isn't that sort of website, sir.
>>221273376
Only if she explicitly invites you, but why would she not?

>>221273229
It’s not as bad as Andy seemingly trying to get Erin fucked by new Jim and or new Dwight in season 9

>>221273210
This. Is was very heavily implied they fucked and Jim just played oblivious like a stupid cuck

David Wallace best boy

>>221271829
Ordinary World was actually pretty good and underrated, for the record

>>221258187
So many characters became cheap cliches or just did a full 180 from their original character for a cheap laugh.
>Kevin becomes too retarded to even breath or walk
>Michael becomes incapable of simple tasks
>Pam becomes a psycho
>Andy becomes a 5 year old throwing temper tantrums
>Jan goes crazy
So many funny characters with interesting stories turned into SNL skits for a one off episode.

>>221275127
If your gonna say dinner party isnt the best episode of the series im going to.murder you

>>221275203
Ngl I really liked that episode. Don’t know if it’s the best but it’s pretty great. And the bloopers are peak.

Just like everything else in this series, the pranks suffer from flanderization

>>221275264
name a 9+ season TV show that doesn't get flanderized

>>221275293
>whataboutism

>>221275293
9 seasons is just too much for a sitcom. Bow out early is what I say

>>221275293
The prank in OP is from season 3.
Anyway, these pranks from the original Office are just to show that Tim is basically stuck in a childish mindset and shit like that is his way of not engaging with the fact that he has a job he considers beneath him. He's just as much of a loser as Gareth
In The Office US, as everyone becomes more of a cartoon character, the pranks also become more cartoonish. Which is fine, it's a sitcom, and general audiences don't like depressing UK shit

>>221275293
>stargate
>longmire
>most early Trek series
>doctor who, up to Day of the Doctor
Just a few off the top of my head

If Jim is such a loser why does he easily bang prime Amy Adams?

>>221275507
Writers poorly disguised gooner fantasies

>>221272871
Saw this on Reddit.

>>221275240
One of my best friends and his wife call eachother babe the way mike and jan do when they have people.over and i really cant tell.if they are doing on purpose but its ackward as fuck

>>221272841
I used to know some guy who made phones for these kind of retards.
They'll buy any bullshit if you cover it in enough diamonds.

>>221261136
Seasons 8 and 9 were the best though.

>>221272841
Is it just a fancy case that seems cool to slave owning sandniggers/streeshitters?

>>221276786
>4chuds suddenly care about people owning slaves
oh I'm laffin

>>221276801
Freedom is not negotiable you terrorist fuck

>>221276825
What about freedom from amerisharts?

>>221276848
There is none and there never will be

>>221276867
The Iranians don't seem to think so. ROFL

>>221276848
You're free to leave at any time brown boy lmao

>>221263386
>>221263445
Chad does what Chad wants.

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i think david wallace was really hot
everytime he was on an episode i thought about how it'd feel for him to call me to his office and tell me to get on my knees
there i said it

>>221271078
Reminder that her family comes from St.Louis aristocracy.
Remember when people thought she was racist because she attended some fancy St Louis banquet for rich people?

>>221257968
Jim was just a pure bully, wasn't he.

>>221277399
Hes really.just a snarky cunt if you look at it from a real world perspective.

Remember when Pam majored in graphic design only to hate it because
>it's just designing logos and stuff!
And then she failed art school and didn't even have the willpower to stay for three more months.

Roy fucking won.

>>221275127
except that andy was never funny, not even once. if he had been the last of the other branch to strike out by punching the wall, he would have been remembered as a fun side character that left a literal mark.
instead, he became a total comedy vaccuum for 4 seasons

>>221257968
Insufferable twat.

>>221271078
source?

>so insecure need Dwight's help to get some thot out of your hotel room because you're married

Jim is a pussy

In middle school there was this fat, ugly obnoxious autist who annoy the fuck out of everyone and if you tried to talk shit to him he would just double down and get even more annoying. So one day I did the classic removed the chair from underneath him as he sat down and the whole class erupted into laughter and the look on that nerds face was so fucking priceless, 22 years later and I rememeber it so clear
After that day he stopped being an annoying shit
I respect Jim

>>221257968
>convinces Pam to get a huge boob job
>smirks to the camera every time he sees Dwight get distracted
>PRANKED! ROFL