This is a Jesse the Yodeling Cowboy woke feminist reimagining spin-off movie, Woody is a cuck in his own movie with barely any lines. Buzz is the same flanderized retard as number 4.
>>221260632Woody retired in the last movie. Try to keep up, even children can follow this story.
>>221260632>more girlboss slop
>>221260632Why do I think I give a shit about the happenings of the Toy Story movies? I don't think I've ever actually watched one in its entirety.
>>221260632You're a fucking retard, OP. Jessie is the main toy now because Woody left and they belong to Bonnie now. Wow, a girl toy is a girl's favorite toy? Woke madness!
>>221261392To be fair 4 was so boring and forgettable that I forgot Woody even left
>>221260632real cringe incel energy coming from you OP ngl
>>221261392Yes, we know Bonnie and the toys arent real. The writers, nevertheless, had the chance to make Bonnie a boy instead to have Buzz as a fav and didn't do it.
Yes anon everything's woke
You fags need to tell me what's compelling you mind-broken goyim to waste your precious time by watching this pozzed garbage.
>>221261471They already made Toy Story 1
>>221261512conservative media is just watching pozzed garbage and getting mad about it but it's like a podcast that shills fake weed products and gambling
Yeah the part when Bo Peep was getting fucked by that Black WWE Action Figure while Woody squirmed and squirted in his cage was a bit much, they didn't have to play "My Heart Will Go On"
>>221261580None of your post explains why YOU are watching this shit, retard.
>>221261488Digits
>>221261512Do you have any thoughts of your own or is your mind just a constant stream of terminally online buzzwords?
>>221260654>>221261392Somehow, Woody has returned...
>>221261626Yeah, my thought is that everything by modern Disney is jewish and you're upset that I refuse to watch goy flicks made for cattle like you.
>>221261682>cattle like you.You have voluntarily made yourself a slave. You have broken your mind and given up all of your thoughts to Jewish people.
>>221261743>no ulol that's what I thought, faggot
>>221260632>Buzz is the same flanderized retard as number 4.Really hated this about 4. Buzz suddenly loses 20 iq and has a new set of voicelinse from his buttons he never had before.
>>221261392Wait that hair... is the toy owner a nigger?Ya they really gotta stop making childrens movies into propaganda agendas. Is there a cam? Time stamps for the most aggressive dei conditioning they added in?
>>221261851>Is there a cam?New girl has an OnlyFans confirmed
>>221260632There were only 3 Toy Story movies.
>>221262087the greatest trilogy out of any genre 4 and 5 wouldn't exist to me even if they were good
>>221260632Oh yeah while woody and bo peep have trouble with woody performance in bed Jessie and the owner both suffer through anorexia. There is a heart wrenching part when the owner is cavity searched and Jessie is forced to just watch
Shouldn't Bonnie be in her 20s by now
WHERE THE FUCK IS SARGE???????
>>221260632>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO A MOVIE LITERALLY MADE FOR CHILDREN DIDN'T PLEASE ME.Sad.
>>221262218Yes, they make a lot of movies for children in very specific ways... I wonder why.
>>221260632spoil the movie for me please.
>>221262705Just read the plot on Wikipedia you lazy bastard
>>221262738I need actual anon descriptions not wikikikeia
>>221262705>Bonnie gets a new Ipad>becomes a complete brainrotted gen alpha always on screen, and joins a new friend group mostly based around the ipad, they think toys are lame so she doesn't play with her toys anymore>Jesse gets lost and taken to a random farm by mistake, there's a horsegirl the same age as Bonnie who likes playing with toys>Jesse contrives a scheme to introduce the horsegirl to Bonnie so they can become friends>Bonnie falls out with her real friends because they bully her for liking toys>Ipad toy realizes she was wrong and agrees to help Jesse/Woody/Buzz, and eventually through a bunch of action setpieces and antics they get horsegirl and Bonnie to become friends and they play with toys and aren't brainrotted by screensand related>there's a subplot with an entire army of factory made Buzz Lightyears who are a new model and they can actually fly like drones>(actual)Buzz and Jesse get married
>>221263104>>221262705oh and Jesse finds out her original kid that abandoned her if you remember in Toy Story 2 eventually named her actual daughter Jesse so it makes her feel important and okay with eventually being grown out of
>>2212620872. 3 is overrated shit.
>>221260654never saw 4 so i was lost in 5that group of buzz?2 non white girls, the one on the farm seemed like she was a teen but at the end seems like she was closer to the kids age for some reason just to be friendsmaking it seem to be pro tech for kidsits a girls movie like barbie piggybacking on the toystory name only
THIS IS NOT A TOY STORY MOVIE!!!!
>>221260632Oh shit
>>221261580
>>221260632Based
>>221261260aw man, one is the best one
>>221261851Bonnie has been the owner since 3 retard
