No, it's Shaolin Soccer.

>>221260699
Keira was 17 in this movie.

>>221260772
But still very hot

I thought the indian girl was hot is that acceptable

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No.

Indian thread
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>>221260847
you cant say that m8

>>221260699
It's not even a soccer movie, it's some lame drama about indian immigrants that has some soccer scenes

>>221260939
First time watching a movie?

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Pic is a cool movie about an obsessed football fan.
Then the mutts made a remake with Jimmy Fallon about baseball.

Shaolin Soccer is way better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hyt0ClX6Oo

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>>221260699
Its probably Escape to Victory.

>>221261048
Cast the remake
>Ryan Gosling
>The Rock
>Mbappe

>>221261012
This is very good, you don't even need to be a Gooner to get it.

>>221260847
Way too old to be hot.

>>221261048
That and Ladybugs.

>>221260772
Your point?

>>221260699
Prefer Mean Machine

>>221260772
Ugh, hag

>>221261011
No I watched the Big Green and that was actually about soccer. Shaolin Soccer was also about soccer. Bend it Like Beckham is maybe 5% about soccer. The average episode of Home Movies has more soccer in it

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>>221260699
no, the foursome between biel, uma, greer and zeta-jones was awesome

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>>221261735
I dont know what it is but recently Ive been noticing how shit the photoshoping is on most movie posters. Like its really embarrassing how their heads have this uncanny valley feeling of looking wrong. I know this isn't a new thing, just something my eye has been noticing on these posters. Its actually pretty embarrassing that these billion dollar studios suck absolute shit at photoshop.

>>221260880
She's fat and looks like a turtle now.

>>221261048
Michael Caine doesn't look to happy about that black touching him.

Do not be fooled into watching this. Keira is a minor side character for typical racist UK state propaganda.

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>>221260699
It's certainly my favorite soccer movie, but then again I'm not a sports fan. Parminder and Keira are great in it. I just saw it again last weekend, a local theater had some free soccer-related film screenings for the World Cup peeps.

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>>221260880
Which one?

>>221261735
https://youtu.be/vAVKuY1s2HQ

>>221262250
I watch Smile 2 now and again to remind myself that Scott is kino.

>>221262340
I like it when she dances and tries to rap. She’s adorable.

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>>221260699
There is a new soccer/football movie coming out with Emilia Jones that Im looking forward to

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>>221261149
Ladybugs is the correct answer who can forget Mr Mullins and Penny Pester and what of young Carmelita Chu

>>221261149
Ladybugs sucked, the entire team is basically a background prop. most of the girls don't even get any dialogue. You can't have a movie about a sports team and then not give the team any screentime. what makes a good sports movie is the ability to get attached to the entire team, so you can relate to their struggle and triumph.

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>>221262165
Crazy to think Keira made that film before Pirates or even before Love Actually. Insane tummy game.

why no rugby kinos when its a kino sport

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>>221260880
She was a cutie for sure. Btw that black chick in the movie is the one who taught me that "painters and decorators are in" is British slang for a girl being on her period. Slang doesn't have to make sense but wtf. LOL

I remember when this came out it was like the Robbie Williams thing and all of the talk shows would have to preface it by telling us who David Beckham is, then he got to be more of a name over here.

>>221262340
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>>221262250
Did you listen to her album?

>>221263516
Pretty sure she even appeared fully nude in a movie before Bend it Like Beckham too, when she was like 15? Guess her parents didn't mind.

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>Bend It Like Best Emma

>>221260889
>Sean Bean
How is he killed in this one?

>>221267138
Brain hemorrhage from heading the ball too many times

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>>221262165
The subplot where her mom thinks Keira's a dyke is pretty kek.

>>221268402
What's the point of sending your daughter into team sports if she's not going to lez out?

>>221268533
I'd love a hard R rated remake, sort of a cross between the original and Showgirls. Keira and Parminder lezzing it up all over the place would be great. Think of the locker room and shower scenes ... oh that has possibilities.

>>221261012
The video rental store in my town had a window display for this film for years, never seen it but the poster is burned into my brain

>>221260772
>Keira was 17
/10

>>221268535
friend of mine kinda lived what elijah woods did in this movie, minus the death of someone
very accurate

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>>221260699
Nope.

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>>221260699
This is the best football movie