I'm watching Svengoolie, what am I in for?
>>221262000Why!!Why!!Why Mister Svengoolie!!Why do you persist!!
Tonight's movie:The Time Of Their Lives"Two Revolutionary War ghosts attempt to clear their names of the traitorous deeds they were executed for."
>>221262000fuck you svengooglie
I am going so moderate tonight
Anongoolie is gone.
>>221262100
you boys dont know how big im going tonite
>>221262000>>221262100Blessed posts, I love a good ghost movie.
>>221262187what the fuck is the gelatin for?
>>221262187nice cut of meat. what's the gelatin for? sicko
>>221262000> I'm watching SvengoolieNo you’re not. Your just spamming this because /tv/ is a shithole of Janny/mod forced meme schizo retardation that forced the OG OP to leave in disgust, and you’re desperate. It’s a /b/-tier board now, with no one bothering to post OC or organically engage because it’s a waste of time; threads will be shit up by off topic contrarians and trolls, or slid by the 110th “eat shit/suck cock,” “crust” or useless Simpson’s/FG nigger aids cancer of the day. Even fucking fishtank is abandoning. Just nuke this board.
>>221262187Drink your blue flame already
>>221262127>>221262127
>>221262244checked
>>221262289
>>221262247>>221262266Makes good jerkoff lube. Tastes good afterwards too
>>221262187How big I’m going tonite you boys don’t know
>>221262106Say it again and I’ll feed ya a knuckle soufflé!
>>221262000stop posting this image
>>221262337100% GILF
>>221262000Trips.Mainly complete shit movies.
>>221262275Nuke me? Nuke YOU!
>>221262337Would
>>221262275nah, definitely watching svengoolie
>>221262000It's gonna be a stinky one tonight sadly.
>>221262387That’s my mom :(
>>221262100Don't remember this one. Is this the one yearly new showing we get?
>>221262322
Happy Svengoolie Day from your friends at Facebook!
>>221262187>pretselsi am diahreah
Abbot and Costello aren't funny.
>>221262000>An anon who posts meals bragging about how big they went that night, but never the poop to prove it. >>221262187
>>221262000Svenstookie
>>221262544Honestly based and funny
Sven’s 47th anniversary as a horror host was this week! Let’s celebrate by posting our best photos of his future replacement Gwen!!
This isn't even a horror movie. It isn't even horror-adjacent. Why is this on Svengoolie?
>>221262387Get better standards.
>>221262608
>>221262322Yeah?
>>221262609It's ghosts, which is horror-adjacent. Abbot & Costello movies are no stranger to Sven. There's at least 3 from Universal monsters, and several others besides this one.Oh, Sven said there may, anyway, be something upsetting in this next segment. I haven't seen this since I was a kid, and I'm pretty sure I know what it is.The murder of the main character, and dumping him down into a well. You know, "Like an old time movie, about a ghost in a wishing well."
>Svenjolly threads are allowed>threads about youtube movie reactors aren't>they're both about you watching someone else's take on a movie
>>221262700youtubers arent tv and they arent allowed to present shit
>>221262700Look at this fraud, clearly not a true Svenjobber SMDH
>>221262700Last I checked e-celebs dont yap in between showing the movie they're talking about
>>221262709Movies are tv.
>>221262609Two people just DIED
>>221262694And if I recall correctly, his body down at the bottom of the well was a bit rough for my genteel kid soul.Well, it just happened.
Did they really need to taint the drinking water?
On the other hand, you dump bodies down into a well to cover your crime. This was an execution, and they then put a warning sign about traitors up!It makes no sense? To say nothing about rudely polluting a well. Those things are hard to build and don't grow on trees.
>the Sven Squad is considered tormentAt least they're self-aware.
you boys have no idea how big i'm gwengooning tonight
>>221262823Enough to save a thumbnail, apparently.
>>221262823you boys have no idea how big i'm gwengooning tonight
>>221262837
>>221262694But they're not spooky ghosts; they're historic ghosts.
>>221262837It looks fine on my ipadSent from my iPad
Should I tell him?
>>221262428Apparently they first aired this back in 2017, but it's been so long I'd give it a pass. Also I didn't catch it before, so it's new to me.
>>221262609The boomers that make up most of Sven's audience think horror = comedy and prefer this to anything actually horrifying. They're probably airing right after a HoS week to appease them specifically.
>>221262897All ghosts are scary! Even friendly ones.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHn9hOJ5Emc
>>221262925She is no comparison to either Vampira or Elvira.
>>221262938This ain't Joe Bob. This is Saturday afternoon-level stuff, that came on after Saturday morning kids cartoons.
>>221262911nope
>>221262985>>221262938saturday nights are for stooges and their adjacent horrors
>>221263013Exactly! Know your audience!Ooooh, new Sketchers slip-ins! Gym shoes for fat old people.
>>221262969none at all
>>221262969is there a drag queen equivalent maybe?
>>221262969She has her own unique beauty
>>221263067Google AI reports at least 5 such who front Vampira stylings.Also, there's a link for how to drag queen yourself up that way, if you like!
>>221262275>Even fucking fishtank is abandoning.good. it never belonged here and brought an outsized number of zoomers here that only used 4chan for that general
How did the thread go last Saturday? Any boomers bitch about the movie of choice?
Ghosts messing with a light switch, amazed at the technological changes.Bud wakes up from the flashing lights and wonders about ghosts.This is brilliant!
>>221262789I think they threw people suspected of poisoning the well into the well, that way it stank and no one would drink from the poisoned well.
are one of you streaming in replacement? i refuse to believe everyone here has actual MeTV access
>>221263138Never understood why a webstream was allowed on /tv/ in the first place.
>>221263161We're all just imagining it
>>221263188checked
>>2212631888 8
>>221262911Yes!
>>221263188Sam Hyde was paying the jannies to let him promote here. Fishtank threads were consistently deleted for a while and then suddenly completely allowed.
>>221263286You don't think ads for sketchy manga drawing sites pays the bills?
>>221262000Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
>>221263344this site has never come close to turning a profit let alone even close to breaking even. being one of the most visited sites on the internet is not cheap. then again post count has been going down since before the covid pandemic so maybe it will come close in a couple years
>>221263395what are you a lawyer?
>guy's fiancée is literally sleeping with her auntWhat the fuck
me posting right now
No Anita? dammit
>>221263414for legal purposes: no
Holy hell this movie is nonsense...
>>221263580That's quite a compliment!
>>221263522Anita Boneher!!!
Yep
You boys, my bigness, you don’t know tonite
>>221263689
>>221263050Looks like Johnny Depp from Nightmare on Elm Street
>>221263522>>221263638I want to give her a big wet smooch in front of her students.
Why aren't the gods enforcing this ghost containment curse aware of their true state of innocence?Why can't they see the proof, for that matter?
>>221263785you're tryin to mess with my granny
>>221262700Maybe next time Sven will show a movie about your recently carbonized shituber showing up as the monster
>Closed for Washington's BirthdayOh brother.
>sven overtime
>>221264140Still have another 17 minutes. Even when we get a new footage, it's still mostly reruns.
>>221264140"Movie's so long we've limited the Sven bits so as to present more of the movie."It's from back in the 2-hour format days. Now have an extra half hour to fill.
>>221264231>>221264233Can't Gwen just do a burlesque performance instead
>>221264273Holy moly
Gwen doesn't know how to act. There, I said it.
>>221264127
Woo! Gwen brought back the big hair!CASH A CHECKGET BRANDED, KILLED, SUMMONED AND WRECKED!
Woah, they finally gave Gwen a bumper!
>>221264322I hope she uses this time like a pilot and continues to fine-tune her look.
>>221262000>I'm watching Svengoolie, what am I in for?Tried once, way too many commercials. And if you complain about it, the reddit zoomer shills itt will accuse you of "not getting the vibes". I was there, zigger, and nobody would have bothered watching this shit back in the day whose nostalgia it's pretending to represent.
>>221264322Big hair Gwen is a must. I demand even bigger hair!
>>221264351Talk shit get hit, bitch,
i live in berwyn
>>221264351>nobody would have bothered watching this shit back in the day whose nostalgia it's pretending to representThen explain the popularity of horror hosts throughout the decades.
A 100ft hose would be great to water around my houseif I had one
>>221264408>pony
>>221264373At least try to make your shill threads entertaining. Maybe Svenpoopy could go have a crashout on Glup Shitto's podcast.
Until next time friends!
>>221264399This nigga live in berwyn
>horrorbles huh, I wonder if they have an online store and you can buy some sven chickens>uhh
>>221264322you fucking nigger, learn how to use OBS and stream this shit on kick for us. take up the svengoolieanon mantle
>>221264407True. All there was was broadcast TV. They didn't even have VCRs yet.And we liked it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x7S2H-g60c>>221264361Speaking of giant microphones.
>>221264351>the reddit zoomer shills itt will accuse you of "not getting the vibes".They will hate you for speaking the truth.
Batman gotta watch the position and timing of his trickleSo why was that dude banned from the museum?
>>221264502you wouldn't get it
>>221264532>rubber hoseabsolutely pathetic
>>221264563i prefer alien hose
>something something ad block detectedsorry bros, I am not bending the knee for sven, goodbye.
>>221264622lol i saw that today too, i should adblock that message that doesnt stop me from streaming
>>221264407>Then explain the popularity of horror hosts throughout the decades.They weren't doing what Svenfagaids is doing now, reading-comprehension-kun.
>>221264622Second derivative outrage, how dare the guy scamming money off another broadcast show get upset we try to adblock him!
>>221264485I thought he was still streaming?
>>221264758
>>221264758MeYeow
This seems barely like a horror movie, I guess ghosts count.
>I shall call you... "Squishface".
>>221265025This shit isnt horror either but ghosts and monsters are all part of the fun
>>221265437I'll take an Abbott and Costello over some lame 1970s made-for-TV crapware any day.
Fuck, marry, kill?
Fuck, kill, marry
>>221266058Yes, that order works for the woman on the right, but what about the other two?
fuck irwin allen
>>221264848>>221264907HNNNNNG
A good ghost has nothing to hide because he needs to be fully transparent.
>>221266712Dad, please, not when my friends are over. It's always about you. Go to bed.
>>221267156Why is she trying so hard to look half black when she isn't trying to look like a drag queen?
>>221262946Famous studios is honestly an overhated studio
>>221267193Because she got makeup tips from your mother
>>221267193That's clearly chola makeup style. At least be accurate if you're going to be a bigot.
>>221267887>You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot.
>>221269503Titmogged
>>221269503She should rethink open-toed shoes... yikes!>>221269511She can still get implants.
>>221270382Cute!
I like that they added a short this time
>>221266386fuck that punk-ass stingray that got steve irwin
>>221266684why her wrists so fat
>>221269229This is what the new Hocus Pocus should look like.
>>221262985I like Joe Bob AND Svengoolie, faggot
Hello? Can we get some babes other than bimbo gwen?
>>221267439kek
>>221275553Well, OKAY…
>>221275837That's enough of that, back to Gwen!
still going ?
>>221276553
>>221276553Damn right!
Where is Svengolie threads anon? Where is my body is ready anon? This is not good boys...
>>221277803His body is ready…for the morgue :(
>>221277803Why don't know. All we know is that we must carry on in their honor.
>>221277886Maybe there’s still hope we can find him…
>>221275837Much better. I demand a gwen STRIKE
>>221277932Nobody cries when you cut an accordion.
>>221278070I accept your conditions! Here’s the very sexy Laura Brannigan!!
>>221278268“weird Al” might…
>>221278070For you!
>>221278972And one for me too!
Fine. Back to Gwen, then.
>>221278972>>221279083Is that linda cardellini? Would>>221279438This is good. She needs to up her sluttiness.
>>221279744Yes and I agree.
>>221279968Jason segel is so lucky
>>221280034Damn, he really is!!!
>>221280095If you've ever seen forgetting sarah marshall, that seen where he flashes the chick is directly inspired by linda dumping him.
>>221280130>seenScene*multitasking wew
Svengoolie in two hours! What are they playing tonight?
>>221280707Um sweetie... it's sunday.
>>221280763There will be Svengoolie during its normal time as long as the thread remains up. Dem's da rules.
>>221277803His body was ready... for the coroner!
>>221264684Doing what? Ridiculous camp has always been the wheelhouse of the horror host.
>>221277857>>221281128You just stole my joke and made it worse, shithead
>>221279648
>>221281554If she had a Telecaster with a Fender Deluxe Reverb it would be hot.
>>221281554crazy to think she uses the bathroom. what would that look like, haha?
>>221281653Begone, coin clipper!
>>221282260Who said anything about coins? I just wanna sniff her butt
I like svengoolie
>>221278972>>221279744>>221279968I was surprised she was in Grandma's Boy. I think I watched that before Freaks and Geeks.It's crazy she's in so many roles, from Gravity Falls to Green Book.
>>221282706Don't forget scooby doohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9vAsE7yIUA
Fuck it, this is a linda cardellin thread now
>>221283076This fucker tried to turn Velma into a lesbian because he looks like a lesbian himself…
>>221283076Are perms allowed?
>>221283171In this case, YES!
>>221284466Would hump left and right until their cervices are broken.
>>221284543I dunno how I feel about that chick on the right…
I saw a guy in a svengoolie shirt at work the other day, an old ass dude
What would it take to replace imp with a spicy foreign chick that doesn't speak a word of english
>>221284466>>221284543Check this angle, she ugly
>>221285293Eh yeah I guess so
>>221285352Gwen seems like the kinda chick who surrounds herself with uglier women so she can be the hottest in the friend group.
>>221285377Definitely true. Even though it might not be necessary. I wonder what she looks like barefaced
Happy Fathers Day, friends!
The Svenbaker is dead.Long live the Svenbaker.
>>221285436I wonder about that too, in her photos where she’s dressed “normally” she still has the makeup of a chola or a birthday party clown.
>>221285747He will live on in our hearts!!!
How is this thread still alive?
>>221286504Becuse I refuse to stop bumping it until we get to bump limit :)
>>221286504The guy dumping his Gwen folder, mainly.
>>221286504Gwengooning
>>221286552I literally just said that. Is everyone here retarded but me?
>>221281519Stole? Or didn't read?
>>221287384Either way I am frowning :(
>>221287978Is that the charmed house? Based gwenalso we're all in here >>221286639
>>221288016It’s def the Charmed house, not sure why she’s dressed like a vampire and not a witch, tho…
>>221288142Probably because she's stupid.
Good night, Svengoolie fans! Gwenfag!See you all tomorrow!
>>221288191Welp, I guess I’m GwenFag now :/
>>221262000What is faggot shit? t. spic
>>221289849YOU are faggot shit
>>221262187>fellow texanAh, gekkeikan, the turpentine of booze. How I don't miss thee.
>Toon In With Me>Flashback To 2005I don't think anything of note happened in 2005... curious as to what they'll bring up.
>>221292655Bless you svenfrenchecked
Uh-oh, time for some racist Popeye!
>murder Chad>get the girls>they bury him in eggs because they're cumming or whateverWhat a fucking weird and gross ending...
Good morning!>>221292949Popeye is great. Shame they're adding those gay disclaimers to everything old.
>>221265709No thank you.
>>221285436She has done makeup tutorials on her YouTube where she starts out unmakeuped.
>>221294051
>>221294062
>>221294083
>>221285436https://youtu.be/yMybldlbl18?She gets naked-faced around 4:40
>>221294210Sweet Summer child
>>221294248Don't be retarded, if that's even possible. She straight up says she has foundation on. But that's as close as you're going to get to no makeup before she puts the drag queen makeup on.
>>221294318You're asking a lot here
>>221294210>>221294248Here's a better one where she starts out with a fully clean face. Plus she says "pixie jizz". I'm convinced I could turn my 50 year-old man face into a pretty girl face if I really wanted to.https://youtu.be/2uVxXlyfY8E?
>>221294496I'm not sure I would even recognize her if I saw her with no makeup at Taco Bell.
>>221294496>I'm convinced I could turn my 50 year-old man face into a pretty girl face if I really wanted to.
>>221294602WOULD
>>221294496>fully clean faceShe's beautiful. I want one
>>221294603
>>221286539Almost there!
Svengoolie, more like SvenMONDAY
>>221295804
>>221293935Proof?
>>221294496Still can't even see her face properly with that stupid god damn lighting
>>221297882Read the whole thread, dumbass.
>>221298037Read my post immediately after that, DUMBASS!
>>221298069Read my post after that, then read this one twice, GAYLORD.
>>221298169You don't need to be mean just to bump the thread, you know.
>>221298400Ran out of Gwen pics.
Never seen a Svengoolie thread make it past the bump limit
Think I might be banned/getting banned. Please finish the post limit.
What's the movie tonight Svenfrens?
>>221299540It's kinda weird that MeTV's only movie offerings at any time is Svengoolie. Usually channels that rely on reruns have a catalog of cheap movies to help fill out the schedule and keep costs down.
>>221300062You'd think they would air some Western movies if anything. Then again they do air several hour-long shows in general.
A new genre movie-of-the-week show with clever host would be nice. Why not two? Thursday Noir, Scifi Sunday, little sketch comedy, wholesome all-ages, etc
>>221300062>>221300126A couple summers ago I believe they did actually have a 'western movies' special and programmed exactly that for the entire season.
>>221300560>they did actually have a 'western movies' specialMakes sense. I can't image there's a cheaper film library than westerns. I wish they would resurrect some made for TV movies on like a Sunday night or something. A majority of those only aired once and have no home video releases.
Holy shit, this is still going??
>>221300758I l8e this idea, Sunday night movies, like the Million Dollar Movies of yore. Made for TV a loved that haven’t been aired in decades…
Running out of Gwen pix, next week I’ll have nothing. Almost freeing!
>>221301356Why does Imp always have to look so gay?? At least Nosti always looks FUNNY!
>>221301434He is performative and never with the moment, relaxed, in his lane
I found more pix! I’m just gonna dump them until we hit bump limit.
>>221301555
>>221301773See, I think that's part of his problem. Always thinking about pole
>>221301824And how!
>>221301278>>221301724Image limit reached. Well, it was fun while it lasted! See you all on Saturday!
Migrate >>221286639
>>221302411Never!
