10 years later, and yet NOBODY has figured out how to escape The Curve(TM).
>>221264172Just slide down the giant opening it's sloping into? Or climb up out the top? Fucking retard.
Just backflip up to the top, duh
>>221264172Stand up? DuhShe's wearing grippy shoes and everything
>>221264172This looks incredibly easy to escape
>>221264279and then what?>women>upper body strength hell most men couldnt even do a pullup
>>221264172You escape the same way we all escape.Acceptance.Accept that you arent going to live, take the fall. Escape will come upon death.
>>221264172By flattening it, obviously
>>221264172Start doing this
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why doesn't she just build up enough rotational velocidensity in her legs to propel herself upwards?
>>221264172literally just shimmy over to the corner and climb right up
>>221264172Can't pull up, titties too big.
This short is a metaphor for abortion, just fyi. That's why the curve is uterus shaped.
L1+R1 to hop off the skateboard, hold X to charge your ollie, run at an angle and press up+up+X to boneless and immediately hold triangle so you wallie to another boneless ollie out of there
>>221264546Omg that's great
I remember seeing a webm of a guy with only one arm and a leg climbing up an obstacle course wall by himself while 3 women just watch and refuse to do it
>>221265896i got half of that
>>221265971no wait it was in my other folder i baleetedbut i think he has two regular legs
