>NOOOO NO NO DONT STRETCH ME EVEN THOUGH ITS MY LITERAL SUPERPOWER Did the dumb shit writers of Fantastic Four not know that senor fantastico can be stretched for miles and not feel any pain?
>>221265312he was actually just upset because his feet are extremely ticklish
>>221265312He can't be stretched for miles, otherwise he wouldn't be in pain>b-but the comics...!Shut the fuck up, nerd. Comics are gay.
>>221265312Almost as if Galactus stretching him is doing more than just stretching him, stupid fuck. You faggots complain when movies spell every single little thing out to you yet lack any fucking nuance. Jesus Christ, retard, please kill yourself. Tired of dipshit retards shitting up this world.
>>221265312they reduced Galactus to a kaiju that daintily walks between buildings and *this* is what you people bitch about?
>>221265312this was a retarded way to defeat him>b-but if he's stretched too much he can'--don't care it's still dumb, it's like drowning Aquaman
>>221265578Imagine if a Hulk villain who absorbs power tries to absorb the Hulk's power but the power is too much for him and that defeats him, haha, what a stupid way to win a match.
>>221265312NOOO VICTOR DON'T STRETCH ME PLEASE I'LL LET SUSAN SUCK YOUR DICK, I'LL EAT SHI-ACK
>>221265414>Shut the fuck up, nerd. Comics are gay.Screw basing our comics on the source material amirite guy? Lets just go with whatever i come up with because i'm cool and know better than you. That should make us a billion...Oh.
>>221265780Did I stutter. Shut the fuck up.
>>221265455*Checks image*He uhh, looks like he's just being stretched there my dude. Unless big g is cosmically giving him a prostate exam, which if you like, thts cool, i don't judge, then what we see is what we get.
how does galACKtus know what rubber is
>>221265312He should have used Reed as a condom after using an embiggening ray on Sue
>>221265807No, you haven't said a god damned thing that mattered yet. Keep going, maybe you'll stumble across something, we'll wait.
>>221265312Where did he buy his big helmet though?
>>221265857Celestials Big and Tall shop
>>221265732underrated ai
>Forget about getting dem kids back, Wanda. You'll never defeat us, unless you can seal Black Bolt's mouth shut and turn me into spaghetti.
>>221266332>Dr. Strange left us here because we're the smartest niggas alive>Now here's how to defeat Black Bolt
>>221265312>milesmaybe in some incarnations but this was his limit as originally envisionedI would say OP doesn't quite reach that but then he is stretching more than 1 limb, both legs, torso and both arms while the numbers listed here are for a single limb stretching out while the rest stays
>>221266332That whole sequence was just embarassing. Guy whose entire existence is keeping his mouth shut through willpower freaks out and implodes, smartest man on the planet's big brain plan was to lob his arm at 3 mph at her, and then the shit eating smirk of Marvel in response to their two deaths
>>221265780Yes.
Finchy
>>221266332I appreciate that the "Jim from The Office for Mr. Fantastic" campaign largely ended after this film came out and people realized he can't act.
>>221266600>While you're down there love
>>221266735Legend
>>221265732>>221265312does it hurt?
>>221266741Its extremely painful
>>221265813You don't think the way he pinches him to stretch him isn't hurting him with his cosmic powers? Use your fucking brain, stupid fuck.
>>221266332This scene still filtering retards. They tell Strange "we can handle your little witch" as in they don't take Strange's warning seriously or as a big threat. These faggots beat the strongest version of Thanos so they're overly confident. Their Wanda is just some bitch no one cares about. Jesus fucking Christ I can't believe how fucking stupid you people are.
>>221265414>He can't be stretched for milesIt's like 100 feet in the movie and hes screaming
>>221265312There's a difference between stretching on your own and someone forcing you to stretch.
>>221267465this, galactaplatypus is basically raping a stretch armstrong
>>221266964he's a stretchy guy
He threw Mr fantastic over a pub
>>221267524for you
>>221266741OP maybe>>221266421the doom page makes no sense at all
>>221267323Strange warned them that she had the Darkhold, and they believed him.They should have taken that way more seriously.
>>221265780Which comic series?Which writer?There's many and it's always up to them.You are watching a movie so it's there writers.No comic series is the same and neither are the movies.You don't even read the comics.
>>221266332>men with abilities we haven't seen in the MCU yet die immediately>women with abilities we've seen already get the fight scenesCringe.
>>221265312Capeshitters are braindead
>>221267465so? why doesn't he just stretch himself so it doesn't hurt?
lol imagine if you stretched his penis really long using your mouth that would be weird
>>221265414>comics are gay>make movies based on gayit's like a xerox of gay, making it super gaywhat were they thinking?
>>221267300Stay raped, capeshit retard. Your manchild garbage will continue to flop until morale improves.
>>221265818H-hot
they legit made it seem like his stretch limit was very short, what a gay power at that point
>>221265455lmao I knew someone was gonna try and make this retarded bad faith argument
>>221267706They showed Black Bolts powers in his tv show
>>221265459i dont understand how the F4 beats Galactus in the first place, it clearly requires him not using any of his power to just instantly kill them
>>221265857he probably built it or got it from other giant deities, what a stupid question
>>221266441it was so bad that it was inadvertently entertaining, overall I enjoyed that movie more than a lot of capeshit
>>221265312>NOOOO DON'T HAVE DINNER TOGETHER EVERY SUNDAY AT 7 SHARP
>>221265813he obviously using his goobable force from the pull dimension (not to be confused with stretch man's gibabli force that comes from the stretch dimension) to apply opposing energy on the pico nano level to every cell in his body. read a comic book, idiot.
>>221265732Lmao
> Giant planet eating man tortures stretchy man by over-stretching.> You are here, reading a stupid fucking thread.> wtf am I doing with my life, godamn
>>221265312He’s using his power cosmic to cancel reeds powers out slowly Meaning he stretched reed out then started turning him human Movie should have said it out loud it was pretty stupid not to
>>221265455>he's jerking him off telepathically as wellHow did I miss this subtext before? Bravo (Hidetaka) Miyazaki!
>>221265312All the issues with this movie and you go with this one? Not that the smartest man in the universe told an angry mob that the only way to save them is to give his son to galactus.
>>221265693There's been characters with absorbing powers that have tried that to the Hulk, and ended up losing that way. Get overcome by his gamma power and crumple, while Hulk is only mildly annoyed.
>>221265414There's a limit in the comics too. OP is just an autistic retard looking for things to cry about. What actually didn't make sense about that scene was that Galactus suddenly enjoyed torturing people.
>>221265312It's funny how this flick, the characters and villain were literally completely forgotten about.
>>221265414Bro watching these movies is the same level of gay
>>221265312
They could have just had galactus stretch his arms out and it would have come across a lot better, or make galactus bigger
