Was he really the good guy?
>>221266158For you
>>221266158How do you even get lepresy?
>>221266597A mutant piglet pukes on you.
Imagine having the ability to hold back an actual army of deserved retribution that is going to sack, and eventually does upon your death, your city by pure negotiation with one of the top all time commanders of all time.Scott made Baldwin too smooth & good at his job honestly.
>>221266667BACK TO THE PIT
>>221266158One thing I tell you: he was not a Christian.Christians don't go out murdering the Sons of God for 'reasons'.
>>221266597star in a garbage movie apparently
>>221267201the entire point of the crusades was to send the germanic warrior class to die and not get in the way of christcuckery
>>221267889Based
>>221266158he was the good goy>>221267889trvke
>>221266597its long covid
>>221266158Yes. Everyone in the Eyes Wide Shut orgy scene was either an evil elitist or a whore. This guy was clearly both
>>221266597From lepers presumably
>>221267889The entire point of the crusades was to kill in the wake of the steppe niggers who had upended the detente between the greeks and arabs.When you go from 200 years of 'nothing ever happens' to 'it's happening' people freak out.
>>221267889>germanic warrior class to dieThey are genetically predisposed to join muslims against Europeans, so that was a great idea actually.
>>221268978>>221269006wow it's like i'm on /his/ seeing some favelagoblin seething about the wh*toids
>>221267889They were doing well until the rest of Europe decided to ooga booga against each other instead, and then a handful of absolute fucking retard incompetent egotists were given high positions of command at precisely the wrong moment. But the Crusader forces were never going to be able to conquer Egypt or be able to hold their gains in the Levant long-term regardless, their retarded fuck-ups just accelerated the inevitable, and ultimately a lot of their objectives were achieved.
His Elden Ring cameo was cool
qrd on King Baldwin?
>>221269406>born with leprosy, so doomed from the start. >faces muslim-turbochad saladin in battle when he was like sixteen>had to be tied on his horse because he as so weak>led an insane cav charge with like 1000 men against 10,000รท and scattered them with pure aura>forced saladin to flee like a cuck to avois being captured>even though muzzies considered leprosy to be a sign of evil, made them so scared they refused to attack while he was alive>his whore sister was a retard and married a dipahit>he told his subjects to pick someone smart instead of her dipshit husband>tried to get the king of england to send richard lionheart to become king "he has plenty of sons, send me one" >died young in his early twenties>subjects tried to pick a random guy who they could guide>random giy beteayed them like a bitch and snuck away to swear fealty to dipahit retard husband>dipshit retard king leads them into the desert with no water>saladin kills everyone except balian, capturea dipshit.>balian saves the people of jerusalem>richard lionheart finally shows up and personally cucks saladin >dancing alone in front of thousands of ragheads, daring any or all of them to come fight him>they say he is unatoppable and a curse from God >dipshit gets released>everyone says fuck off youre not king anymore>whore sister and dipshit die
>>221269777How is one even born with leprosy?
the stork was sick when he delivered baby baldwin
>>221271552You don't. He wasn't. He contracted it when he was a child.
>>221269014Toilet cleaner hands typed this
>>221271552Jesus thought it would be funny
>>221266158Rule of Cool.
>>221266158The White colonizer invading the Middle East? No, obviously not.
>>221266158I don't think so, Sybill clearly sexually abused him as a child, it's hinted at this quite clearly within the film, yet rarely addressed. Stuff like that really fucks you up
>>221266597It's a bacterial infection. You get it from living in dirty places with no clean water to wash with or being close to other lepers. Easily curable nowadays with antibiotics.
>>221266158R Fraid so
>>221267201I always wondered this, because if he did it for Christianity why isn't he canonized as a saint?
>>221266158I know nothing of history, who occupies modern day Jerusalem now?
>>221266158No. No matter how cool he was, no one should fuck around anywhere where there's already civilization, it's a huge pitfall of civilization in general. Christianity this Islam that, I don't give a fuck, just quit making up dumb ass reasons to fight pointless wars and get down to some based enlightened benevolent colonization. Christians and Muslims will do ANYTHING except be cool and shake hands with each other holy shit He did have aura though fr fr
>>221273752it's split between jews and muslims
>>221275079>they can take your center of civilization and reduce it to goatfucker town but you can't take it back even if you then negotiate more peaceful terms than ever and bring back the scholars