>DO NOT GO INTO THE DEATH FOREST NEAR THE SCHOOL THAT IS FULL OF MURDEROUS CREATURES FOR SOME REASONDumbledore calmly reminded the students
>>221266380In the books the dangerous shit near the school is portrayed as being a part of the magical education process. Being horribly maimed can typically be fixed with a spell or a visit to the hospital wing. It's the real fucked up shit that will get you sent to St. Mungo's.
>>221266380Dumbledore wasn’t afraid of Voldemort, but I bet he was terrified of the safety inspector.
>>221266442What if some giant spider bites your head off? Or a centaur kidnaps and molests you? What learning experience does that entail?
>>221266442listen here shit for brains, i've been forklift driving for 23 years and if some stuck up kid decides to walk into centaur "fun house" forest thats on them let the school teach and the parents tell the kids to stay away from the "on news the next day" forest
UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLEZ
>>221266537>noooo a website I don’t like finds something funny
I got raped by centaurs
>>221266442While that's true to some degree, the man-eating spiders are a recent addition thanks to Hagrid's pet escaping and Dumbledore's lack of care.
>>221266490How many preteen and teen girls do you think have been kidnapped from Hogwarts to be kept as sex slaves by the spooky forest monsters over the centuries? Hogwarts is practically a rape factory
>>221266537You become that which you hate
>>221267054>Hagrid, the forest is unsettled. Something stalks in the shadows. >Something is hunting centaur, sentries do not return, fouls are taken in the night. Dozens have been taken with only this strange webbing left in their place. Last night these creatures took my son Hagrid...
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What did Rowling mean by this?
>>221266380Got told pretty much the exact same thing on the first day of elementary school. Not even kidding. To be fair I do live in Australia and the school was literally surrounded by bush.Actually pretty sure the spiders in Harry Potter were smaller and less aggressive.
>>221266537kek those r good
>>221266490Magic can’t bring back the dead and it can’t make food out of thin air but you better believe it can restore virginity.
>>221266380thought it was nikocado from the thumb
>I KNOW I WAS SENTENCING YOU TO 10 YEARS OF PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE WHEN I DUMPED YOU AT THE DURSLEYS AND NOW I WILL CONTINUE THAT TORTURE BY HAVING YOU BE IN THE SAME CLASSES AS THE SLYTHERIN'S WHO HATES YOU AND WILL BULLY YOU AT EVERY GIVEN MOMENT, ESPECIALLY IN PROFESSOR SNAPE'S POTION CLASS WHERE HE TOO WILL TORMENT YOU CONSISTENTLY WHILE I WILL LOOK THE OTHER WAYDumbledore said calmly
>>221267705Ejaculated was commonly used in this context in older literature.It's used to mean spat the words out quickly and bombastically.
>>221268401>the only reprieve of having to take a Hermione polyjuice potion on the regular with every Hogwarts house running a train on you is that you keep your virginityGo to Hogwarts they said
>>221267086all british boarding schools are rape factories tbf
>>221266537Mind broken faggot. By your logic everything that has ever been posted to another site should never be done again>>221266442True but apart from one Buckbeak lesson, all of that got cut. Including the sub teacher.
>>221266380Everyone's talking about Black Snape, but no one's talking about how gay they're gonna Dumbledore. There's just no way we won't get scenes like Dumbledore in bed looking at an old framed picture of his fag boyfriend like the Wolverine meme
>OY WUZ GAPED BY VOLDEYMORT IN ME PROIME!!!
A month ago I saw someone post this thread where the joke was Dumbledore was racist and called one of the black students an animal and called for his lynching. Made me chuckle to imagine Dumbledore as a southern tier klansman racist type.
>>221267709Kek
God forbid there would be a spooky forest next to the spooky castle of disembodied spirits and magical fucking wizards.I want off this ride. But it never ends.
>>221270767Actually funny story about that. One day me and my mates did go outside school grounds into the bush when I was in Grade 3. Running along a little worn track and one of my mates suddenly starts wailing and crying. Turn around and someone had set a rabbit trap and it just grabbed the tip toe of his shoe, (luckily missing his foot). It was staked into the ground and he was panicked and trying to pull away. Fortunately one of my other friends knew how to open it.Never figured out what kind of fuck would set a rabbit trap outside a school like that - of course kids are going to go out there at some point. Entire 'Oval', (an elliptical multipurpose sports field common here), was bordered about 3/4 of the perimeter by bush that just kept on going for miles. We were only about 10-20 metres or so in. Pretty fucking crazy any way you slice it.
>>221266537this is why you have to type nigger in everything
