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Why is it so hard to make a good Jurassic Park movie again?
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>>221267289
It should be on par with star wars IP
>Just use the name and watch the money pile up
But no, these fags had to ruin another one
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>>221267329
I still find it odd how Jurassic World was The Force Awakens before The Force Awakens.
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because the first one was all that was needed and they never needed to make more
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>>221267289
I highly suggest Ali Awadas series Muldons log on youtube. Better than all the new movies.
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>>221267366
b-but he also wrote the lost world...
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>>221267348
Eh it may have been shit but it was self contained shit. It didn't retroactively try and destroy the original. It didn't say like, "Doctor Grant died alone and unloved after it was proven Dinosaurs weren't real." or something like DisneyWars did.
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Spielberg is majorly to blame since he
>dumbed the novel down to appeal to the braindead masses
>further tainted it by sprinkling in proto-woke feminist subliminals
>mandated that every Jurassic movie needs to have a kid
>forced Crichton to write a sequel he didn't want to
>completely butchered said sequel with the movie adaptation
>fucked Joe Johnston out of a good concept of doing dinosaurs on a mainland park just so he could beat Godzilla 98 to the punch
>approved of and produced World
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>>221267400
>It didn't retroactively try and destroy the original
It kinda did by outright saying John Hammond learned nothing and completely goes back on what he says at the end of The Lost World by saying it was his "dying wish" to build Jurassic World on the graves of the people he killed out of hubris.
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>>221267289
>That image
The gaps in the dinosaur genome was filled with DNA from frogs and reptiles, famous for having feathers...

The inability to grasp that this is how the dinosaurs got back to life and not look they way they should is hilarious and all these midwits are comically missing the point about the very nature of the animals being depicted.
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>>221267378
Which is saying a lot since it's practically sloppa.
I do wish he'd cut back on making Muldoon seem able to survive raptor encounters so easily, though. He makes him look too competent and it makes his death in the film feel more retarded than it was.



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