Only to find out it's expensive as hell, especially the way we see it prepared here.
>>221269816>here's that young and beautiful actress I told u about bro
>>221269816I was very amused when in the last three years she talked shit about the implied romance between Sattler and Grant, when the truth is nobody gave a single fuck because she looked to be maybe 4 years younger Sam Neill.
>>221269816Has she never looked under 50 in her whole life? Also why is she looking at it like someone bricked on her plate?
Fish and carrots is expensive?
>>221269876she looked good in Blue Velvet
>>221269829Why was the age gap between her and grant's character allowed?
>>221269816What was her problem? This is literally one the most delicious looking meals I have ever seen. This would be served in a Michelin restaurant.
>>221269816Should have asked for Chili flavored with artificial sea ass. Could have been a lot cheaper on the wallet, bucko.
>>221269816unironically eaten a big old plate of beans, bacon, onion and a loaf of bread multiple times because of this place. even done a few 3 day fasts to really feel the beans healing my sovl
>Chilean sea bass>it's not Chilean>it's not bass
>>221269829she's a nepo baby launched by david lynch
>>221269816I imagine it must suck being a dame trying to keep your figure. Imagine enjoying your plate o' bass and then asking for another because it was just so succulent and didn't want the ride to end. Well what if you're the only one who asked for seconds? Suddenly you're Little Miss Piggy who just had to have another fucking helping o' bass. Everybody's lookin' at you, Piggy. Whatcha gon' do? Oink oink, lil' piglet.
>>221269888most of the food would go to the dinosaurs, supply and demand.
>>221269816eat sea ass
>>221269905It was cold
>>221269919That does looks delicious.
>>221269925I'm sorry Mr. Hammond, did you say we'll be having Chilean sea bass? Is there some kind of Chilean LAND bass that Im not aware of?
>>221269816Should have just got the chili.
>>221270042you get freshwater bass baka
>>221269816there is a cheaper alternative since Goldfish snacks changed their name
>>221270042>>221270064And Chilean bass guitar players
>>221269896Yeah, weird he picked an older woman. He was successful, he could have had a sexy young thing if he wanted one. Made me think he really valued her. It was sweet.
>>221269876Nepo baby. She's Bruce Dern's daughter.
welcome to Your-assic Gape!
>>221270196>MY, UNH, DEAR, DOCTOR, SAAAATTLER
>>221269816>no serving bronto burgers Sad
There was a point last year when I legitimately couldn't remember if the real meal was "Chilli and Sea Bass", or "Chilean Sea Bass"
>>221269816There's unironically no such thing as Chilean sea bass, it's another fish entirely
>>221269919Randian energy
>>221269919been there. the hunger shakes as he lifts the bread to his mouth is so relatable
>>221269829>laura dern wasnt hot in jurassic parkoh i forgot, im on the retarded/faggot/pedophile board. silly me.
>>221270600It wasn't always this way. Zoomers and election tourists ruined it.
>>221270369>no such thing as Chilean sea basshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patagonian_toothfish
>>221270600She wasn't "hot" really, the character wasn't written to be a hot babe to begin with. She was in shape but that's all, her face and look were out of age.
>>221270369There is. In an episode of Frasier Niles says he's thinking of pairing it with an aggressive Zinfandel
>>221270841She's hot in a mature woman kind of way
>>221269816>eating generic white fish with cream sauce presented in a way that looks like overcooked ahi tuna
>>221269919Eating a whole loaf of bread in one meal will make you fat like Elvis.
>>221270042What if he meant bass prepared according to a Chilean recipe?
>>221271163a small loaf not a sandwich loaf
>>221270315It's absolutely neither and just a tired forced meme. What Hammond was really saying was that during their dining experience they would be immersed in the soothing musical overtures of the famous rap duo Chill E and C Bass.
>>221269935desu was bruce dern even successful enough to have nepotistic connections?
>>221269919I want to open a tavern but worried about bandits coming in and robbing and raping the place. All your profit would go towards guards.
>>221271199shut the fuck up bertie, go suggest "academically" nuking the soviet union
>>221269919The thing that bothers me the most is not washing your hands beforehand.
>>221270600She is fine for a thirty something milf with a divorce and shared custody. She doesn't look the naive doctorate student just out of her teens we are supossed to believe she is. I don't buy It now neither when I was a child before I fried my brain with porn.
>>221269925>chili and sea bass>theres no chili
There's chili right there, are you blind?
>>221271525You're thinking about it wrong. Don't get guards to stop the violence, get some lumber so you can cheaply rebuild the chairs. You will become the place you can get drunk and smash a chair
>>221269888chili and sea bass. yes
>>221270909>mature womanThe problem is that she was 26...
>>221271534Don't think anyone did it back then.
>>221271994Of course they did.
>>221269919So why are they giving him the death stare?
>>221269829Your post = seething tranny-coded
>>221269876Watch a movie called Smooth Talk , she looks like a teenager in that but her face muscles exploded off the cartilage shortly after
>>221272055>yeah bro this 25 year old woman who looks 45 is beautiful bro ur tranny broshut up NIGGER
>>221270600She looked mighty fine to me.The outfit helped.
>>221271899Womb still fertile, cocky want boing boing
>>221270042Funnier than any of the staged stand up he did for this show. Read it in his voice and everything
>>221269816Now we post movie foods that trigger your hunger....
>>221269829you are already a superstar in China
>>221269829Apologize to Laura Dern, she's a legend.
>>221270042It could be fresh water bass, you stupid fuck.
>>221272031they're all thinking, "This nigga eating beans!"
>>221272031Because the beans were for everyone.
>>221272031He took the entire skillet. Not just a ration. He did like the Potter boy during his first trip to Hogwarts.
>>221269865She looked to be maybe 4 years younger than Hammond
>>221272031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZH57odl_k
>>221269919iconic
>>221269816Why do Chileans give citizenship to their Sea Bass if they're just going to eat them.
>>221270042It’s a solid joke anon ignore the flaming homosexual responses
>>221269919>thanks, the beans weren't much good anywayamazing scene
>>221269816how can chili be expensive?
>>221273237>The Aji Charapita is widely known as the most expensive chili cultivar in the world, occasionally priced up to $25,000 per kilogram. Native to the Peruvian Amazon, it commands a premium due to its extreme rarity and the intensive labor required to harvest the tiny, pea-sized peppers.
>>221272074>she looks like a teenager here
>>221269896Because they look the same age, honestly.
>>221273375well, she was 18 when that movie got released and given production time she would've probably been around 16-17 years old in it
damn that is one ugly motherfucker
>>221269935>David Launch
>>221270905Yeah, the episode Niles trys to get high and fails.
>>221273652"Was a teenager" and "looked like one" are not the same.
>>221273720by boomer standards she did look like a teenager
>>221273720she does look like a teenagerit just doesn't help that she's a 5'10 behemoth
>>221269919DAMN I love me some beans and bread.
