IT’S LIKE RAI-I-I-NNNNNNON YOUR WEDDING DAY
how is she holding her own shoulder like that?
>>221271123Almost none of her examples of irony are are actually ironic. Most are just coincidence which people can't seem to differentiate.
>>221271123Hard to believe the world was ever like that instead of the hell it is now.
>>221271581you can't even live vicariously through it nowthings are that bad
>>221271123I was born in the 90's and I hated this song.
>>221271167>Almost none of her examples of irony are are actually ironic.that's the irony
>>221271167It's like almost nooooooone of her examples of ironyare aaaaactuuaaaaaaaally ironic. Most are just coincidence which people can't seem to differentiate.But who would have thought? It figures
That music video and the lyrics to the song are so far from each other.
>>221271985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg>she kept naming things in the song that were sposed to be ironic, and none of them were. They were all just... unfortunate
If you pay attention, most pop songs from the 90s have almost the same guitar rift near the closing of the song.
I have seen her vagene and bobs. I am not Uncle Joey from Full House.
>I'm a dumbass biiitch>and i for lefty pricks>dude save the wooorld and shit>now my country's full of jeets
Jagged Little Pill is a great album from top to bottom. Everything after that was dogshit, especially that song where she starts whining about jeets being good and has her pussy hanging out.
>>221272126She legit has one of the better voices as far as pop singer from that era. But some of the songs can be annoying from the lyrics and melody aspect.
>>221272126>Jagged Little Pill is a great album from top to bottom.i concur
IS SHE PERVERTED LIKE MEWOULD SHE GO DOWN ON YOUIN A THEATRE
>>221271835You should have little concept of this song. That's like saying I was born in the 80s and I hate The Thompson Twins. Its possible later to form an opinion but you have little to no experience of the song's heyday.
>AND WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT, ITS NIGGERRRRS!You could get away with a lot in the 90s.
>>221271167Coincidences and irony aren't mutually exclusive
>people in the '90s thought that she was an ugly canadian dykewtf
>>221272042Wow are you my middle school English teacher form 1998?
>>221272126Tha bassline of You Outta Know is funky as fuck.
>>221271123No wonder Uncle Joey CUT! HER! OUT!
>>221272683Probably because its Flea
>>221271139kek
This, the Mmm Mmm song, Twin Peaks, Fargo all have a distinct 90s suburban North American aesthetic that feels like a lost civilization in this day and age
>>221272683Is that supposed to be good or bad? It sounded like you were trying to refute him without actually commiting.
>>221272696Even after going down on him in a theater
>>221272815bitch self owns by implying her head game is trash
Driving through the snow in a warm car is so much more comfy than driving with AC in the winter.
>>221272683Same with Posession by Sarah McLaugh.
>>221271985>hang out of window>lamppost to the face
>>221271167which is itself a form of irony life is a funny dream
>>221272547No they aren't but irony is dictated by your expectations where as coincidence is independent of your expectations
>>221273449I think Weird Al did this already, and then that Russian whore did it for real.
>IronicDid this song's mv have a scene with a wedding getting rained on? I could be confusing it with November Rain.
>>221273625No, it's just her driving a car in the winter with in a weird haircut.
>>221272456Did they censor that line on tv?
>>221272126Hands Clean is good
>>221271139Bad AI
>>221273201Of course it is, you're driving with AC on in the Winter dumdum.
>>221274246No.
>>221272456Wouldn't people see this?
>>221274391Nah, I've gotten head, and finger blasted girls, in the theater before. Just make sure no one is sitting above you. >tfw got my first beej in 9th grade by my gf at the time during Episode III
>>221273483A wedding day is a joyous occasion characterized by things like white flowers and sun in romantic ideals.So a bride would not be expecting it to rain on her wedding day.One would similarly not expect a death row pardon to come in two minutes after the prisoner was executed, even if one were waiting for one, one would stop waiting and hoping once the person was killed.
>>221272126what? what song are you talking about?
>>221274774I think it's called "I love jeets, now look at my hairy pussy and my hair barely covering my floppy tits while I whine about it".
>>221272126That's a beautiful song plus you have to remember there was a strong meme of eastern spiritually, especially among vapid musicians, up until a few years ago when we finally admitted these people are nightmares. Even Schopenhauer fell for it, but point stands, Thank You is a beautiful song. >HOW 'BOUT GETTING OFFA THESE ANTIBIOTICS?!
>>221274935It sucks. The only good thing she made after JLP was Uninvited.
She got so rekt by Ryan Reynolds dumping her that she made like five songs about it. You Oughtta Know is about Uncle Joey from Full House banging her when she was in her early teens and dumping her too.
>>221274774thank u, where she sings thank you india among other thingstoo much for anon to handle
Its a gangbang on your wedding day
>>221274990HOW 'BOUT UNABASHEDLY CRYING-UH YER EYE-S'OUT!!!It's okay anon, I forgive you, the indian has taught me peace.
>>221274246As were "Thank U" and "Uninvited". There were at least a few good songs after Jagged.
>>221271123I cannot put into words how much I despise Alanis Morrisette. I loathe her.
>>221275150zoom repellent
Wow, I just realized all the talk "vagina out for jeets" meant the song "Thank U". Genuinely one of my favourite songs ever recorded.Such a shame that current day Indians ruin the message of the song, because that's not at all what it's about. She went on a spiritual trip to India, not her local Tim Hortons kek
https://youtu.be/PVzNAU1kC-U
IT'S A FREE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEON YOUR WEDDING DAY
>>221275237I don't know what those idiots are on about. She just says, "Thank you, India;" and that's it. It's not a song about India.
>>221271167That was the irony all along to you, the viewer
>>221275237Why are you gay?
>>221272456>He left her, found a hotter piece of ass, married the hotter piece of ass, and is going to impregnate the hotter piece of ass>Are you thinking of me when you fuck her!?He probably isn't, Alanis.
>>221275330It's close enough. She should be beaten with rubber hoses in the street.
>>221272126She what
>>221275379READ THE FUCKING THREAD
for me it's her cover of King of Pain
>>221271167This is what every single English teacher in the 90s had to point out to me at school. It was the "umm aktually" of every teacher for years
>>221275456Hacky stand-up too.
>>221275028Yeah, that’s a weird one. Imagine getting broken up about the “CUT IT OUT” guy.
>>221272053This is because most "genre" operate in the same tuning thereby you are limited in your progressions to maintain form. Which is why rock has gone microtonal, noted between notes.
>>221271123She looks slightly British or slightly retarded. I don't know which.
>>221275917They're the same thing.
>>221271139Girls get it done.
>>221271123this fucking jew bitch i used to get her big mouth fucking shark face mixed up with sarah silverman because they all look alike, im willing to bet shes ashkenazi or something but seems like wikipedia removed the whiole background checks on people race etc
>>221272126>THANK YOU DISILLUSIONMENT almost as if she knew
>>221275453The Police? I shan't be listening. No beltering canadian hosebag can hold a candle to Gordon.
>>221272126I sort of liked it when it came out but I was a young lad and acted too cool for school so I put my nose down at a lot (most) of the music of that era.Now that I’m older and sure maybe a bit nostalgic I really like a lot of that music. Funny listening to it and thinking how I thought it was lame and gay at the time.I was listening to You Oughta Know last week and I recalled her saying she was sort of embarrassed about some of her lyrics back then, which is understandable. But it is a good song and the lyrics perfectly encapsulate the mindset of a bipolar/borderline woman and her voice perfectly captures the emotions. If you want to understand the modern woman with the SSRI stare just listen to that song. Everyone will click into place and you’ll understand why birth rates are dropping, promiscuity is rampant, they see themselves as perpetual victims and why they’ll vote and support replacement immigration and self-sabotaging policies that harm society. That song is an interesting character study.>>221274844To be fair that was during a time when yoga and jeet spirituality were becoming mainstream and vogue. She presumably went to some ashram, “found herself” and went on to sing about it. Her own Beetles guru moment.
>>221275997Kek I was thinking you were schizo because to me she has one of the normal Québécois phenotypes but then I thought well that could mean some Jewish background:https://www.kveller.com/alanis-morissette-jewish-finding-your-roots-pbs/
>>221271835It came out in '95, you don't remember it from then you bitch
>>221275444She WHAT
it was pretty fucked up to go like teehee look you can't find a knife, and there's some rain to WHOOPS YOU'RE DEAD YOU WOULDN'T BE IF GETTING TO KILL YOU TOOK TWO MINUTES LONGER
>>221272456I didn’t learn this was about the guy from Full House until I was 30. I felt cleaner before I knew it. I wish I could unknow it.
>it's like magnesium oxide, ammonium nitrate>calcium fluoride, sodium bicarbonate
>>221276377She sucked your dad's dick in a theater when she was thirteen. She made a whole song about it.
>>221276252>If you want to understand the modern womanGood point. All the girls today were raised/taught by women to whom AM was a hero and Oughta Know was their anthem. Lilith Fair and the Vagina Monologues, etc.
>>221274844In English, Alanis?
>>221276508*Screeches in woman*
>>221271835>here are those Canadians I was telling you about
>>221275444The what? How can a thread have the surface area to print legibly on it? Weirdo.
>>221271167Filtered.
>>221272126
>>221273201I roll down the windows and crank the heater up in the winter. You have never lived until you have done this.
>>221273201Yeah I think that's fairly obvious dude
>>221276467I was always suspicious of my dad banging my jb friends when I was younger. He's a real stand-up guy but I think it's worth considering as a possibility. Surely my mom did. I wonder if people worried about this in olden times or it was just expected of dads everywhere.
>>221275050wtf? it's like she's singing bad on purpose while also making retarded faces in the videoand the lyrics are literally nothing
>>221276036I'm seein' double...four Stings!
>>221275237>She went on a spiritual trip to India,People used to go to India and get food poisoning and call it a “spiritual journey”. Emilia Clarkes grandmother went there and got raped and called it a spiritual awakening. Meanwhile https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782067774383408.webm
>>221271123my jewdar is going off. Is it faulty bros or on target?
>>221277462French Canadian iirc
>>221277508>>221277462Oop spoke too soon. https://ethnicelebs.com/alanis-morissette
>>221271123Last wedding I attended, it was raining all day. Still had a great time, since it was all indoors. Not sure what the irony is.
>and it gonna raaaaa-aaainn when i dieeee
>>221277280kek, Sting is such a good sport. Makes you believe he really did grow up the son of a milkman in a depressed shipbuilding town.
>>221277775Your marriage will be cursed if it rains on your wedding day.
>>221273754She's always had weird hair.
>>2212711674d songwriting
>>221277223You're sure your mom banged your teenage female friends? Nice.
>>22127116790s comedians want their joke back
>>221278502lol NO! But how cool would that be?I did know a notorious motherfucker who banged not one but two moms of classmates. This was not locker room mythology, this shit occurred with real fallout and everything. It's hilarious too because from then on, those two kids were known by everyone for one fact and one fact alone. Just like the kid who got caught jerking off and later hung himself in California or the kid who lost a testicle climbing a fence.
>>221276481I forgot about that Lilith Fair shit kek
I thought the head over heels video was more interesting, especially when she goes out of sync.
>>>/mu/
>>221279123>I did know a notorious motherfucker who banged not one but two moms of classmatesHaha that's crazy, who would ever do that haha, you didn't go to high school in Upstate New York did you haha?
>>221279850Anon... What did you do?
Uncle Joey drove her insane when he left her.>kneel
>>221279960In my defense it was at two different underage keg parties at the two mom's houses they held for teenagers and they knew what they were doing, and also when it comes to the first one I banged both of her daughters too before that (different times before that night). Also, people I went to school with at that time that are still living there STILL call me "The Motherfucker" when I see them out at a bar or whatever if I go to visit my parents during the holidays or on vacation. So really, who was actually in the wrong and who is the victim here? You look at it in a modern lense and I was totally molested by those women.
>>221279610I didn't know that she was in Tears For Fears.
>>221280040CUT. IT. OUT.
>>221271123>Mr. C-I-A was afraid to fly>He packed his suitcase and grabbed his pri-ize>He waited his whole damn life to take that flight>And as the plane crashed down, he thought, "Well, am I a big guy?"
>>221272053K's choice addictPulp's this is hardcoreConcrete blonde JoeyBound to the floorThe violent femmes color me once
>>221277223Your parents fucking rule! They can hang with me, whenever.
>>221271167Woah, you're the first person to notice this! Nobody ever pointed this out before.
>>221280249Like the other anon said, she always had weird hair
>>221272126GTFO, Thank You is great.
>>221275237I'm with you, Thank U is a beautiful song.
>>221271123Okay, okay but how did a pure 1994 Seattle sound song come out and be a hit by a Texas band in 1988?
>>221280224Based, how do you even get an invite? Just a game of telephone or someone goes to their friend's house. What are the other people doing.
>>221281410Fuck yeah! I rediscovered them on a some mtv special about one hit wonders. They had two of them and they took them down from YouTube. Did listen to some cool songs. Life in mono, where have all the cowboys gone?. The second one is from the same artist that did Dawson's creek.
>>221271123 >>221271581 >>221271835>>>/mu/also a canadian wokie who bought a tesla only to give it away for free.
>>221276036didn't say it was better, nigjust that it was her best workdoubly so because it's an unplugged
When alanis rule the world like 96 to 97?>>221272126its completely manufactured though, kinda liek Avri's debut
>>221272042literally who is that and why should i care
>>221281433Just a few dozen friends from school the daughters invited and the mom would get a half keg + rent the pump tap, and we would chuck it in a huge plastic tub of ice or the bathtub full of ice and other people would bring bottles or the mom would have a stocked bar full of liquor and we'd all just get fucked up all night and hang out and have fun. We were innawoods around a lake in Upstate NY so this was in bigass houses and there were massive bonfires and zero cops around too. It was amazing, and I'd go back to those days if I could now that I'm an old chunk of coal.
>>221281368>>221281405Samedyke
>>221281592Who gives a shit? 90% of music played on the radio since the 1930s was manufactured. It doesn't mean it isn't good. Not the Doctor is the best song on Jagged Little Pill by the way, fite me irl.
>>221281900What did you do while you hang? You cant just have a conversation all night. Jenna, poker, mahjong.
>Would she go down on you in a theater?0_0the whole album was written about some boomer Alanis sucked his dick and then he went back to his wife.
>>221271139It was the 90s. You could do whatever you wanted.
>>221280273rewatching full house with my kids he really does just seem like a cool and based dude
>>221281592buddy what is some music that charted that isn't manufactured? do you think that there are actual female singers who *write music*? who produce the music lmao
>>221281482>>221281410You fags are making me feel old. I remember getting one of my first boners to her ass in those tight pants. She didn't come out of nowhere either, she was dating for like half a decade and then married Paul Simon in 1992 and that midge apparently beats the fuck out of her lel. Her going from being in a Texas jam band to being on SNL and having a single top 10 hit song is through being a "Nepo-sidepiece".
Speaking of stupid 90s songs, I really hated that retarded "What if Goe Was One Of Us." It's stupid because He already was! Jesus Christ, son of God and son of Mary, already lived a human life, you dumb wench!
>>221271835i strongly don't like the bitch, also "you oughta know" has the most shockingly pathetic lyrics i've ever heard in my life
>>221281963You get drunk and talk and laugh with your bros and hit on chicks and do dumb shit. No offense but how old are you bro? Does your generation really not do shit like that anymore? I know it seems like my kids don't but I chalked it up to halfway decent parenting, them being early in their teens, and them being lazy little fuckers.
>>221282094She also made waves for being pansexual like alannah pierce.
>>221282094you're saying that she got pushed because of paul simon even while vaguely alluding to how their meeting was while she was singing her hit song on a national tv show. so, somewhat nonsense
>>221271123>"a traffic jam, when you're already late"? only if you were a town planner and you were late for a seminar of town planners, in which you were giving a talk on how you solved the problem of traffic congestion in your area but couldn't get to it because you got stuck in a traffic jam... that would be well ironichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg
>>221282170There is no money or third places anymore. If you dont meet through a shared hobby or work, you cant ever interact with a girl or guy. Any girl knows being alone with a guy is an invite for some makeout session.
>>221282127But what if he was a stranger on the bus Anon?! Wouldn't you help him out and give him your money?! That stupid song was commie coded trash made by a hippie dyke that nowadays would still be screaming LET THEM IN while a muzzie rape gang member was cutting her head off.
Was GenX the last cool generation? feels like music kidna died in 2001.
>>221282204No, you retard, they met before that and that is how she GOT ON THE SHOW. She's talked about it multiple times and said them meeting through the show was a lie so she didn't seem like she got that chance because Paul was a many time musical guest and host. It's brought up in Tom Shales' Live From New York book even (great read if you're actually interested in the earlier days of the show before it became pozzed unwatchable trash post 2008 or so, seriously).
>>221282192Bitches out here fucking cookware while I can't even get a crumb of pussy in months.
>>221271835Nobody liked Alanis Morissette but you were too young and brown to ever get why.
>>221282420Shut the fuck up you LARPing brown zoomoid, calling others what you see in the mirror. JLP went triple DIAMOND and is one of the bestselling albums ever made. It was basically the 90s suburban version of Frampton Comes Alive, you could most likely find a copy of it as likely as you could a glass of milk. Not him by the way, but you should kill yourself.
I remember watching Dogma on vhs, I had no idea who she was.
>>221271892THAT'S NOT IRONY, EITHER
>>221282378That's a great joke, Tim. I loved you in The Ladies Man btw
>>221282633Man, that movie really pulled all the stops on cameos.
>>221282378Oh my god! That took me awhile but I got it! That's pretty good, a tip of my hat to you.
>>221282228That's honestly really sad. You made me feel bad for Zoomers and Gen A and I never thought that was possible.
>>221282675Kevin Smith was really well connected, crazy how he fell off.
>>221282670>>221282692Calm the fuck down autismo.
>>221282238I decides to look her, and no surprise she's a total idiot.
