>they mostly come out at night... mostly
>>221271189> in gas stations all over the country
So about that bonus situation...
>>221271207Fantastic movie.
has anyone made a Colonial Marine Pepe?
>>221271189https://youtu.be/cqzYjWLqgNA
> 2026> Chuds are trying to appropiate Alien and claim it's not a garbage feminist woke franchise despite it literally being "white men... bad! kill them all! yay blacks, women and latinx dykes"
>>221272629based
>>221271189Aliens is such a weird and unique movie. Because of how it's shot, it's always confusing where things are in relationship to each other and how far. It's pretty obvious that most viewers don't understand that the normal colony is miles away from the atmospheic processor. A few of the aliens run across the surface but most of them go through the tunnels to the colony. The way it's shot it seems like everything is right next to each other though and they could walk to the processor
>>221273908I never got that impression, the distances seems pretty clear since they had to drive to reach places.
>>221271189Hrnnnngh
>>221274437And yet everyone who discusses the film doesn't understand it. So yeah, it does come off that way.
>>221274653Like who? Any reviews or something? I've never seen anyone confused.
>>221272629That game was fucking awesome, didn't know anyone but me played it.
>>221274745did you play Dark Descent?
>>221271189speak English kid this is a life and death situation. do they come out in the day?
>>221272140EbT
>>221275752How convenient that everyone in the future speaks American.
>>221271189>come outare the aliens gay?
>>221271189>they mostly come at night!!!
>>221276237Mostly
He mostly go for the ass.Mostly
>>221273908bishop says how long it will take him to crawl through the tunnels to get there. wtf you on about m8
>>221273908>It's pretty obvious that most viewers don't understand that the normal colony is miles away from the atmospheic processoraccording to who? I have never heard a single conversation on this topic. I think you are having a schizo episode to make yourself feel smart or something because in your schizo fever dream you think are some genius to be bale to figure something out that is pretty much spelled out already without being explicitly stated
>>221273908what makes you say the processor is far from the settlement?the aliens come through a tunnel in the sentry gun scene which can't be super long
More like Hadley's No Hope, amritie?
>>221276984bishop crawls through a tunnel to a satellite, not the processor but the aliens go through a tunnel from the processor to the settlement so its right there
>>221277085158 is a ridiculously tiny population for a colonyWho will the kids marry when they grow up? They'll all be inbred within a couple generations.
>>221277113they fuck the aliens and the aliens got fed up with being constantly raped
>>22127711370 families is more than enough diveristy.
>>221275990IQ's dropped sharply when she was away.
>>221277113it was being terraformed. it was in the early stages
>>221277187the colony didn't seem very diverse
>>221277722you fell for the globohomo propaganda
this was a waste of time>hybrid alien only shows up in the end and does nothing>cailee is a charisma vaccum>silly callbacks to previous moviesthe black droid carried this one hard
>>221278019imagine how boring the restaurants at Hadley's Hope are
Imagine you don't know anything about xenomorphs. What would you have done in his situation?
>>221278215Listen to Apone and pull out if they can't go in armed.Send Bishop in to recon.
>>221278310Why does Bishop have to do it? Is he nothing but wires and white goo to you?
>>221278337yeah he says he's artificial so he doesn't really matterhe'll probably just be like a toaster or something to the aliens
>>221278310>Send Bishop in to recon.Bishop is probably worth more than all of them and both drop ships combined.
>>221277113I don't think Weyland-Yutani was expecting them to live long enough to breed.
>>221278434not my problem
>>221271189This remains my favorite Cartman bit.
>>221278474It will be when you're dishonorable discharged and forced to work in the cargo docks running loaders and forklifts.
>>221271189It still boggles my mind that they couldn't see that expanding the Alien family with Newt, Hicks, and Bishop was the winning move.
>>221278651That haven't made an intelligent move with the franchise since Aliens.
>>221278688Fair point.
>>221271189>Lets make all the soldiers incompetent retards>Lets just make the alien giant bugs
>>221278809>Lets make all the soldiers incompetent retardsNot even remotely true.
>>221278825Remind me how many survived again
>>221278862Irrelevant.
>>221278890>Fact are irrelevantCope
>>221278906You said they were all incompetent and your reason is because most of them died. They were heavily outnumbered and facing a threat they had never experienced. How does losing to superior numbers make them incompetent exactly?
>>221276886It's mostly smells, mostly.
>>221278825That's the entire point of the movie.They spend the first half hour jerking themselves off about how awesome they are.Then shit hits the fan and they all immediately panic and get murdered.The survivors are -Women-Mr Robot-The quiet, modest marine who wasn't jerking himself off at the beginning.It was a subversion of the typical action movie of the era where the muscle man loud mouth marines are all invincible bad ass's
>>221280425>Then shit hits the fan and they all immediately panic and get murdered.They get ambushed by superior numbers, fight back, and most die. It is CLEARLY an analogy to Vietnam where numbers and knowledge of terrarin trumped technology. That has next to nothing to do with them "all being incompetent". They are marines and they have to follow orders, and that's what they did.
>>221278906SAAAAAR!
>>221278651>expanding the Alien family with Newt, Hicks, and BishopWhat did he mean by this
>>221278215Tell the truth. No reason for him not to.>Apone, I've just been informed that you're directly underneath the cooling system, we can't risk rupturing them with wild fire and causing a meltdown. No firing, proceed with small arms and the first sign of heat fall back to the APC and regroup.
>>221278688Except Aliens is what turned it into MCU slop of its day.
>>221271189Hix and Newt are dead weight. Cut em loose.
>>221271207When I read the story about the cops shooting the 1 year old the mom had with her while shoplifting, I admit, I felt relieved. 1 now means 10 next generation, and 100 after that.
>>221280859No.
this movie is ass
>>221281028No, it's Aliens.
>>221278215Take off and nuke the site from orbit.
>>221281675You don't have the authority to make that kind of decision, you're just a poster, ...no offense.
>>221278215You all argue from 20/20 hindsight. His job was to investigate, if he withdrew his squad based on what he only knew at the time he would have been disciplined if they made it back.
>>221271189Did W-Y just ignore the derelict coordinates that would have surely been transmitted as part of the Nostromo telemetry for 57 years? Even after the Nostromo didn't come back and they knew the xenomorph was real (Ash reported it)?Assuming they didn't have those coordinates until Ripley showed back up (maybe they were on the flight data recorder on the Narcissus), they didn't send anybody to go check? They acted like they REALLY wanted that xeno in Alien.
>>221281743They can fucking bill me.
>>221282796Don’t use the recent movies as a lens
>>221282992You think they won't?! Weyland-Yutani didn't get where they are by being a charity.
>>221271207its like a trail camera capturing wild animals
>>221278584and? that's something down the road.
>>221272678Burke is a Jew. The Weyland-Yutani incident review board also. This is why Ripley is so shocked and asks if IQ points dropped while she was frozen for 50 years: Jews have higher average IQ, so it was unexpected that they would be confused over the derelict.
>>221283002I'm not sure I catch your meaning.
>>221271207
>>221282796They covered up the disaster to protect their asses. Their secret orders just got an expensive ship with cargo destroyed and a bunch of crew killed. Everybody responsible deleted everything and steered everyone away from looking too close. Nothing was transmitted by Ash because they were many years away from civilization and technology doesn't work that way in Alien. In Aliens, the company is terraforming the planet just as yet another routine project that they always do. Ripley gives them the location of the alien ship but they laugh it off as a joke made by a lunatic. Aliens don't exist. Burke is the only one that takes an interest since if she is telling the truth and anything is there, he gets a big pay day. That's why he also doesn't tell the colony what they might find since he wants to get all the credit for himself. It was a bad call.
>>221284418So, MUTHUR is a local AI, and the "crew expendable" orders came from it; as did the beacon detection and orders to land on LV-426 to investigate initially. No communication between the Nostromo and Earth or any comms relay or anything. In that case, it makes sense.
