>>221274280agp queen
That pose is great but NO SHOES ON, SEXXOOOO
>>221274298actually we got a new better wesker
>>221274294stfu tranny
im such a virgin incel that a woman just sitting in a chair looks sexual to me. while no one normal notices anything, i see the tight top with her tits bulging, her skirt with her hands positioned to not let me see up it, her bare feet. i am so beyond help.
charlize theron in Prometheus is 100% how i picture Samus would look like
>>221274294what do this mean
>>221274280Can she actually act though? Most fancasts suck because its not that simple.
>>221274406how much does a woman make trannies wanna dress up like her because of their fetish
>>221274423she was great in the movie
>>221274406He's a transgender who wants to wear her skin and pretend to be her.
>>221274423>"this guy is le perfect casting!!!">"wh-what do you mean he's old and fat?" Star Wars retards are insane
>>221274316>chris can I eat your shit and suck your dick!!
>>221274287Too skinny and flabby. I don't recall Hathaway ever having bulked up for a role, and the slop doesn't even show her doing that
>>221274444damn fr?? Thats wildalso checked
>>221274486she was great as catwoman
>>221274520Different type of physicality vs Lara Croft, which didn't ask her to bulk up.
>>221274605>14 year old Not when Page was already pushing 30 when the first game came out.
>>221274280
>>221274405I'm thinking Elizabeth Debicki because she's 8ft tall
>>221274498Fr fr and thanks for the check on the quads.
>>221274605He cute.Name?
>>221274316He literally said he's too old when he was asked about this. What fucking indian picture complete misinformation is this.
>>221274605Ellen is dead, bro
>>221274765Christine Weston Chandler
>>221274663I found the perfect Laura
>>221274405Samus isn't ugly and doesn't have a man jaw
>>221274280feet
>>221274316He was the best Wesker. It is a shame that we will never get more.
>>221274780Not really misinfo, just outdated. Starr gave two different answers about Wesker at different times. The first one was like "Sure, why not, I guess?" and the second one saying no I'm too old was after he learned more about what the character is
Cast this.
>>221275066this is just Blade
>>221274280SEXO
>>221274280Capcom should just pay her for her likeness, and make her the official face of Jill in games moving forward.
>>221275121he also seems like the guy who says thing just because he finds it funny. his whole social media presence is just one big shitpost.
>>221274287Fuck no. They got it right with Angelina, but Kate Beckinsale would have been god-tier too. She’s physically perfect for it, and has the posh accent out of the box.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElKX8JMVWEE who still needs real life actors? in a couple years, we will all be making our own movies ourselves, from the comfort of our chair
>>221274423>Can she actually act though?Yes, and she was great. She even played the game and learned how the character moves.
Cate 10-20 years ago would've been perfect as The Boss.
>>221274287Nah, prime Gina and you don’t even need ai
>>221274280why is this so erotic?
>>221274287LOL. No>>221274605I still miss her bros. RIP
>>221274294based
>>221274280sweety vinegary smelling female feet
>>221275136Isabela Moner or Cailee Spaney
>>221274898This bitch is the pure evil elemental personification of retardation for casting the least sexy GOT actress as Croft instead of pic related Goddess.
>>221274349she's very attractive, you're fine
>>221278121>>221277452>>221277290Bump
>>221274423>Can she actually act though?Who gives a shit? Most women can't act.
>>221275490Holy shit I forgot this movie existed.
>>221274280"Excellent work, 47. Now get out of there."
Emma Myers for Grace from Requiem or Ashley Graham from RE4
>>22127513623 year old Malina Weissman.
Emma could also play Ada, it wouldn't be ideal but I think it could work
>>221274605she was even in a post apocalyptic movie that gave me last of us vibes
>>221274349>I still have a drop of testosterone left in me, plz halpDo zoomers really
he's too old now but I always though Aaron Eckhart would be a perfect cast for James Sunderland in SH2
>>221275490Jesus christ fuck noI like fassbender but no
>>221274423Who cares? Most actors can't act anymore. I'd rather they at least look like the people they're supposed to look like l.
>>221274909some memes just refuse to die
>>221275136
>>221274405>Only blonde woman in the future>Gets blacked and then dies
>>221274280>
>>221274723ironically Debicki has too much of a bird face and body although if Samus got nude in the film and kissed me, I would consent to her casting
>>221279528she looks exactly like her wtf
>>221274423>To defeat an enemy, you must know them. Not simply their battle tactics, but their history, philosophy, art, and their... cuisine.
>>221274316The dick sucking shit eating actor said the literal opposite, citing that he's "too old to play him" which is rather funny given the version of the character people think he should play is his exact same age
>>221281661Maybe if she got /fit/, but still her face looks too birdlike as you said. Pretty funny how that works in this instance lol
>>221274349That's alright anon. One day you'll be 30 and although you'll still be a virgin incel, at least the sight of women won't give you a boner anymore.
>>221274280We need more female villains.
>fucking a video game's budget by putting a celebrity in itI hate this shit. Just model whatever you want and get an actual voice actor that will work for a fraction of the cost. Looking at you Keanu single taking all of your lines like shit in Cyberpunk because that was all they could afford.
>>221283385That's not what this thread is about. Some of it is movie or TV adaptations of games, we're not talking about actors appearing in games. Holy shit how are you comprehending it this way
>>221274605we've lost the technology
>>221283436>already posted here correctly>left for a bit>made a retarded postthe wine made me emotional my bad
>>221283532and now I posted Nicolas Cage on addictive for no reason it's over. Hiding the thread.
>>221274280yeah
>>221274280Jensen Ackles as Gordan Freeman.
>>221274280MBB as Lara Croft.
>>221274280Chris Redfield
Terry Cruise as Demoman. James Franco as a smear of shit on a bathroom wall.
Waingro in Kane and Lynch now!
>>221274287Ignore 'actresses'. Dubbed cosplayers is the way forward.
>>221275136what's up with japs (assuming that's nip media) and overdesigning stuff?
>>221286322
>>221274280Uwe boll's nepo hires look like dat?
>>221275136ScarJo
>>221282053>exactly>bigger nose>different lips
>>221281281Easy, Danny DeVito
>>221286374I'd like to nut on her belly fat
>>221274280Angelina Jolie as Lara was perfect, you guys are just retarded
>>221285201actually an interesting ideashe's british
>>221274909Faggot
>>221285233i can see it
>>221290364eh
>>221274605Act
>>221274898>Has the audacity to call herself beautiful in the recent Indiana Jones movie
>>221282557 Such bullshit. I am 60 and blood rushed to my dick. Now given. I didn't jerk off yesterday and the last time I had sex was last Tuesday.
>>221290364That guy is objectively correct. She was THE picture perfect image of Lara Croft in the 90s
>>221274280We had the perfect actress to play Lara Croft right there, 15 years ago
dagoth ur. mostly a voice role, so i feel it would gel
>>221274605For me it's Cailee Spaeny where do you get names like these, by the way. It took me forever to figure out how it's spelled
>>221290364>looks very ethnic>looked a lot less ethnic in doomsday and that underworld sequelWhy did she do it?
>>221274723>Elizabeth Debicki as SamusShit, I really can see it.She also has the right "no-nonsense but still sympathetic" vibe, which Charlize Theron lacks.
>>221274405she is too old now like everyone posted here but paltrow in her prime could also pull off Samus
>>221291422
>>221285129>Jensen Ackles as Gordan FreemanNah, he's too cool. You need somewhat of an everyman, for Freeman. I'm voting for Rainn Wilson>>221285201Millie Bobby Brown as nothing and not seeing her on screen every again
megan fox as bayonetta
jennifer connelly as jennifer from clock tower
>>221274287>>221287599
>>221291432I feel like this whole suit idea was in a deleted scene somewhere that they never figured we needed, she just fuckin shows up in a suit.
>>221291447Michelle Trachtenburg as Alicia from Bullet Witch
>>221286322>NuLara necklacelololololol
>>221291132Looks like the retarded reboot Laura (except attractive).No thanks
>>221274723>>221291336we now need a few manlets playing the marines
>>221291597get cancer and die in a ditch
>>221274349This post is a psyop
>>221281281Stavros was born to play this guy>>221291597Would
>>221291768How do i get an amazon gf bros?
>>221290319He's also tall and bulky which is perfect if you want RE5 Chris. Like they even have to hire a 7 foot body builder just to height mog Alan Ritchson.
>>221276088Just a time machine.
>>221285233>>221292779Chris Redfield isn't obviously homosexual. He can also ride a motorcycle.
>>221285233Keep this liberal tough guy faggot away from all videogame adapta- actually, I dont even fucking care. I wouldnt watch it anyway.
>>221291464Every japanese character designer in the early 90s looked at Connelly and said >ZAAAAAMN
>>221291464>Initial CIs clocktower fun to play? It looks bretty interesting.
>>221291447Natalie Mars*
>>221293044its a horror point and click basically
>>221293118but is it fun or tedious in your opinion? (if you played it)
>>221292347Go pick up at girl baskeball teams. They are starved for males because typically guys aren't interested in taller girls.
>>221274280since remedys control is apparently getting a tv/movie adaptation heres your jesse faden
>>221293212In my experience female athletes are extremely promiscuous. They will give it up to guys who won't even be caught in daylight with them driving over for the 1am hookup. They all have a chip on their shoulders from being big and have inflated egos from all the casual sex.
>>221292347>>221293212is it really that easy? got any good openers?
>>221293212>>221293281>>221293301The problem is that tall girls who look like Debicki (i.e. a conventionally attractive woman who looks like a scaled up mini-giantess deviantart edit) are rare. Basketball girls typically look weird. Not that I'm one to talk, of course.
>>221293024It tickled their fancies:>(black) dark hair>pale pale delicate features>vivid bluegreen eyesthe typical nip beauty standard but giving it euro tweaks, so same same but (very) different. Exotic, but not as exotic as say a nog, or a blonde with a tan.
>>221291597Sex with Danny Devito. NOW!>>221293365idk debicki is uglier than most of the female athletes I knew in high school and college... probably the age gap. She's not very athletic looking either.
>>221293365I had a 6'4 tall ex-basketball player gf for a few months at university, she was great but she was changing faculties and i was ending that semester, so it went nowhere. Pity.
>>221274280Damn.
bob hoskins is and will always be mario>not american>does a perfect bronx accent
>>221292347Idk, look in one of their warehouses
>>221291659She's been dead for over a year mate
>>221294265imagine the smell>>221294898I didn't even know he was sick
>>221275136Natalie Porkman
>>221286363They always make everything cluttered and busy it's part of their aesthetic going back centuries.
>>221295147she can't eat pork she's very devout in her religious convictions. I am offended on her behalf.>he doesn't knowyeah I do
>>221294356I'm wondering if there's a way to make a live action Super Mario work?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfe-b8mMkLEThe 1993 movie tried pretty impressively, managing to wrap together mushrooms people and an army of lizardmen, but trying to make the world of Mario make sense was probably doomed to fail.So what else? Mixing cartoon and live action, Roger Rabbit style, except it's a couple of actors in a cartoon environment?
>>221291768>>221291336
>>221296352Fuuuuck that's really good.Could you try >>221291132Gemma Arterton as Lara Croft, next?
>>221274799I don't see her tombstone.
>>221295645>Dark gritty urban action movie set in Brooklyn>The Koopa Cabal is a criminal gang that has gained power by trafficking drugs, such as magic mushrooms and "fire flower">The kingpin kidnaps the mayor (could be Peach but would likely be made Pauline since Odyssey) and is demanding a ransom>The only ones that can save her are a pair of parkouring wops
>>221292779he's a big guy
>>221296352laser tag
