This is a Jesse the Yodeling Cowboy woke feminist reimagining spin-off movie, Woody is a cuck in his own movie with barely any lines. Buzz is the same flanderized retard as number 4. This latest entry is made by DEI hires with active contempt for their franchise, characters, and audience, who know that the audience of babies don't understand things like storytelling and character development, and manchildren Nintendo sort of fans are just happy to be watching 'the new and current thing'.
>>221279196Woody retired in the last movie. Try to keep up, even children can follow this story.
>>221279248Your penis retired before you balls dropped
>>221279248And yet they plaster him all over the marketing campaign.
>>221279196People need to pay attention to marketing. Jessie is the centre of the Foid Story 5 poster, and on the cover of the Taylor Swift official song.People are so desperate for the legacy franchises to be "good," they'll overlook this being a blatant bait and switch. They pulled the same shit with Bo Peep, by making her a girlboss in Foid Story 4. Woody gave up his fucking voice to the villain, ffs. Funny how once the villain was a chick, suddenly it's the "she wasn't a 'bad guy' she was 'misunderstood'" trope. Unlike Stinky Pete and Lots-o who got their comeuppance
>>221279196won't be watchingsimple as
felt like they were setting up a "getting old is part of life" plot with Woody being fat and bald and old and Jessie coming to terms with kids moving on (empty nest syndrome) but then it went nowhere
>ipads are the villainI think it's funny that this is the case despite them glossing over an entire generation that neglected toys in favour of videogames.Is it because they were trying to sell videogames also? Hypocrites.
>>221281590>Trying to sell video games alsoOn that subject...
>>221281590>glossing over an entire generation that neglected toysThey missed out on kino by not having the manchildren villain cruelly keeping toys stuck inside their original packaging to future-proof their value.
>>221281786they did that in 2 it's why stinky pete crashed out
>technology is le bad >technology is actually ok >the old toys and the ipad save the day together i don't even need to see the movie i know what it's about just off of the friendly frog ipad. unless you have children you should really not be watching toy story in theaters
There is a lot less pushback on this compared to all the Lucas properties. Why does animation get a free pass usually?
>>221283154maybe because its for babies and nobody in their right mind would watch this shit, but star wars was made for boomers so oldfags still go to see itsomebody tell me if im right, the toys hate the ipad at first and then the ipad saves the day in the end right?
>>221283263Yes this is basically exactly what happens.
>>221283381i knew it. from the moment i saw the first visuals with the frog ipad, i knew the plot. it's stupid and you should be ashamed if you saw it alone as an adult. let me guess, somebody get's "killed off" or taken away by some other child (so they can fire that voice actor for toy story 6) and its an emotional moment
