When did Jurassic park start sucking?
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When the dinosaurs became the focus and the characters just props
Damn, that gothic bad boy smells good.
>>221281103The moment Laura Dern showed up
>>221281260>When the dinosaurs became the focusDon't forget that shitty coexistence speech with sea reptiles and dinosaurs. Also that Raptor killing that native wolf pissed me off greatly. It's like they forget the theme of the first movie.
>>221281127Fpbp
>>221281103The Lost World is edgy and has some cool moments. III has a B-movie quality to it.It became slop from Jurassic World onward.
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Jurassic Park doesn't suck.
>>221281260This, so pretty much when the T-Rex appears in the original movie. Goddamn I hate those fucking kids so much. What is it with Spielberg and employing the worst child actors in history?
>>221281103The franchise started sucking at JP2. The first Jurrassic World was pretty solid. JW2 was a big step down but watchable. But the ones after that I couldn't even finish they were so bad. The last one was literally unwatchable and it was directed by Gareth Edwards no less. Talk about a career fall off just making literal slop.
>>221281103always has
When it stopped caring about science and the themes of nature and mankind's hubris.
>>221281127actually by the end of the 2nd movie i'd say
>>221281544>The franchise started sucking at JP2>uhhh but Jurassic World was solid!nobody is gonna listen to your retarded-ass opinion now
>>221281127/threaad
>>221281737Jurassic Park 2 is pretty bad. I can see why Spielberg doesn't like making sequels other than Raiders.
>>221281813Jurassic World had the most beautiful woman that ever lived in it you absolute faggot.
after the intro to Lost World, when it cuts to Ian yawning
>>221281127after 3
>>221281103Cobes was awesome and I still watch his videos.
>>221281127Rexfag detected.
>>2212811031 is the only good movie in that series.
Anybody who likes World is an actual retard who never liked the first movie.
>>221281440No JP3 was garboslop then JW was decent, then the JW sequels went back to garboslop.
Watched JP2 for the first time in years on Friday.It sucked.
>>221282178This. These faggots will cry and seethe over how Alan never got with Ellie in 3 and act like it's this big betrayal to the themes of the first movie and Grant's character development, but NOT A PEEP when World predicates itself on getting you to buy that John Hammond abandoned his entire development across 2 movies to let some random Indian fulfill his "dying wish" of building a new park on the graves of the people he killed out of hubris, just to let it happen all over again.Maybe they're too busy basedfacing at the Marvel dinosaur fights.
>>221281940he was a sicko
>>221282304>John Hammond, notorious madman, wanted a working Jurassic ParkNOOOOOOO x,(>Grant is a complete cuck. Life finds a way. jk nvm pranked lol:DDD3trannies need to find a stool and a rope and leap already
>>221281890idgi, raptor gymnastics or the confusing boat crash fine but wtf does him yawning have to do with anything
>>221282562>"Hammond, after careful consideration I have decided not to endorse your park.">"So have I.">"It is absolutely imperative that we work with the Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves to establish a set of rules for the preservation and isolation of that island. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way."Exactly like I said, World brownoids never liked Jurassic Park.
>>221282562Thank you for providing everyone a perfect example of the selective outrage I was talking about and proving my point.
>>221281127Because of the writers strike they started filming the movie before they had an ending. Hence, the divine intervention ending with the navy showing up.
>>221281858Teenage Jennifer Connelly was in Jurassic World?
>>221281103TLW
>>221282178Correct. World is a soulless legacy sequel made by hollyjews desperate to artificially extend this franchise.
>>221281103About an hour into the first movie
>>221281103after the first one, none have lived up to it. Each one has been worse than the last.
>>221281103When they made sequels
>>221282621>Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves>doing anythingYou don't know how worthless the real-life equivalent is. Corrupted pieces of shit.At least they sound better in the movie equivalent, choosing to do nothing is better when it comes to them kek
>>221281103they need to stop making "monster movies" and give us something interesting. I hate how they started making the dinos act like characters in a movie. I want more scientifically accurate everything.
>I want more scientifically accurate everything.
>>221281717I wholeheartedly agree with you.
>>221281127>>2212813313 was great you turbo trannies.
>>221281103JP3
>>221283322ALLEN!
i mean yea 3 was eh, but it had its cool momentsi refuse to watch anything past it tho
>>2212834183 hate has always been overblown by rextrannies. They're the only ones that refuse to like anything about it.
it started sucki- IT STARTED SUCKING after they rebooted the franchisealthough jurassic world 1 was OK (and at least in these shitty movies we have a big ass or big bouncing tits to look at)
as soon as that sheboon kicked a raptor out of the window
>>221281260>When the dinosaurs became the focus and the characters just propsThat makes money though.
>>221281283I am attracted to of age, consenting, non-related, cis gendered, and alive dinosaurs fuck the forbidden 5
>>221281103I miss cobes so bad bros... I would check his channel almost daily.Clint fucking let him die. He let his mouth rot out until the infection got in his blood and gave him a heart attack.
>>221283418I saw 3 when it came out in cinemas and liked it but when I rewatched it in recent years it was way worse than I remembered.
>>221284692Funny, I had the opposite happen. We didn't know how good we had it.
>>221282667>people have a legitimate grievance but since I pointed it out it’s null and voidKYS troon
>>221281558This.
2 has some great moments but Spielberg phoned it in and the script sucks3 has some good moments but it feels like a fan filmJW is a soulless rehash of 1 with nostalgia panderingThe rest is barely related
>>221283450Man pretty much there was an annoying kid or an annoying parent in every scene.I don't care about dinosaur fights or to pick a side when I don't care for the characters
>>2212811273 still had Grant, so it was still kino. No, Jurassic World Dominion doesn't count. Jurassic World killed Jurassic Park. They fucked everything up.
>>221281260Characters get the same amount of screentime, but the writing is worse now. The dinosaurs also suffer from this.
>>221283371Each one spinocuck is in signals the death of that franchise
>>221281103When that stupid kid released the dinos and then somehow the world was full of them.
>>221283825The OG movie also made a lot of money and the dinos are there like 15min.
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I can stand it up to JW. But even my kid said "weren't the previous movies telling us that opening a park was a bad idea?" when we saw it at the theater. We still liked it.After that, it has nothing to do with JP. Whose idea was to destroy the island anyway?
>>221288417Other companies reverse engineered how to make dinosaurs from the ones that escaped.
I work for Universal Pictures. Pitch me your Jurassic World movie.
>>221281737yeah this. 2 is painfully mediocre. 3 is really bad.world is much better than it should have been, but was still bad. the ending is a mess. nothing after that is even worth considering, just bad to awful to simply bewildering.the first one is timeless, its amazing how badly the series was handled. not everything needs a sequel. they really should stop making these movies, its an embarrassment for everyone involved.
>>221288577jurassic park but its on the moon, and everyone, even the dinosaurs wears retro globe helmets all the time.
2 pretty much sucked for the most part but had the series' grandest gigachad in it, my man Roland Tembo. He hates the corposlop bullshit he is forced to deal with and doesn't give a shit about their theme park nonsense, he just wants to hunt a buck of the greatest predator to ever walk the earth, gets cucked out of his gigantic trophy head by some faggot leftoid stealing his bullets and instead manages to CAPTURE the beast, shooting it with darts while it was all of twenty metres away from him and about to chomp him in half. Legendary.
>>221289010>gets cucked out of his gigantic trophy head by some faggot leftoid stealing his bulletsPlothole. A man like that would never leave his weapon behind. Especially in the field. Especially after there was already scene showing how he wouldn't let Vince Vaughn even touch it, a character who already sabotaged their camp.
>>221288183Oh come on, the Kirbys were fine. They acted exactly as they should have being a bunch of suburbanite retards in over their head trying to get their son back.
>>221288218Thank you. At least Grant was still Grant in 3.Dominion turned him into a stuttering, third wheel simp for Ellie for no reason.
>>221281103it was always mid
>>221288577Retcon all of World and show us what happened with the Pteranodons that escaped in 3, you cowards.
>>221288577One where you go back in time and don't make the First Jurassic World and allow the series to stay in the cherished original Park films.
>>221284277TMDWU
>>221289693>>221289751Based.
>>221281103After JP1
>>221282861touche'
>>221282179>No JP3 was garboslop then JW was decent, then the JW sequels went back to garboslop.Exactly this except JP2 was also garboslop.
>>221282179>JW was decent
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>>221282178Best post itt
>>221282178I still have not watched a single world movie and I love dinosaurs
exactly when they decided to change the ending from the Costa Rican government firebombing isla nublar like in the book, to just leaving the island alone like in the screenplay
JP3 was decent, though it was the beggining of the end.
>>221283371Unironically this, yea.It's a sign of the suits behind the scenes panicking and trying to find shinier keys to jingle in front of the audience.The last "big bad" dino of the last few movies has been some big genetically mutated freak that barley resembles a traditional dinosaur. Sort of like how the films look compared to the original now.
>>221281103you cannot milk crichton's book forever.
>>221291910I think about all they could do now is make a grittier, R-rated Jurassic Park movie that follows the book more closely. The original book was a fucking horror, and it was amazing.
>>221291541There are really only two good movies in the entire franchise. Jurassic Park and Jurassic World. JP3 is the least worst of the not good Jurassic movies. Jurassic Park 2 is barely watchable and really not good on the same par with Jurassic World 2. The rest of the Jurassic World movies are completely unwatchable they are so bad.
>>221288577Not a movie, a TV seriesTakes place in Jurassic World prior to the movie, it's about the day to day life of the staff.You see them deal with dinosaur emergencies, some mundane, some dramatic, most of them similar to the kind of stuff you would expect in a zoo, except pushed up to 11.Take it seriously. Sprinkle in some human drama and sex and you'll need wheelbarrow to carry all of the cash you'll make.
>>221281127Retard>>221281103The gymnastics scene in TLW
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>>221281858liking a movie because of a hot actress is the most pajeet brained thing ever
>>221281737would you also say it's a small meal for an average sized person?
>>221281103I didn't even know he diedshit sucks man
>>221281324This.
> JP > TLW > JW >>>>>>>>>> shit >>>>>> the rest >>>>>>> Rebirth
>>221293337>all the characters are niggers and troonsmonkey paw
>>221281103first movie way overrated i love sam neil though mouth of madness ans event horizon are built
>>221297855Check out The Hunter with Willem Dafoe and Sam Neill.
right when the trex gets lost (?) on a cargo ship from Costa Rica and not detected (?) until it's in California
Actual dialogue from the movie:>I just went through a second divorce and I’m 70 years old living my best life!And Dr. Grant has to be dragged through the mud even harder than he was in 3 and retcon him to have lived a life of regret not being with her and they have a weird geriatric romance.Grant even comments on how that must be a shame for her family and it’s played off as a joke.
>>221292860I have Rebirth a shot and it was Rings of Kangz/NuWars tier of weird, creepy and bad. Right up there among the worst things ever made of all time.
>>221281103It has always been a horror comedy about dinosaurs without enough horror in it nor enough dinosaurs. Just like Aliens, the most interesting part of the story is the hardest to bring to life.
>>2212833223 is fine if you like wasting your time
>>2212983773 is great because it doesn't waste your time, actually.
>>221298704>raptors known for jumping and climbing, can jump and climb on top of a t-rex>>>>>can’t climb a tree after some out of shape boomersi piss on that movie
>>221282468Why would he be a sicko when he hates sickos more than he loves Ozzy Osbourne?!!God you troles are stupid!
>>221281103I still think a mini-series based on the first book directly(building the park/show Muldoon's day to day dealing with the attractions.).
>>2212811273 was better than 2, but 3 was still pretty B-movie tier.2 was a gargantuan fucking turdfest with almost nothing redeeming about it at all.
>>221298792Raptors didn't know if they had the eggs or not. Why would they risk breaking their eggs by pulling them out of the tree?
>>221281443>>221281103I think 2. Whichever one had the black girl attack the raptor with gymnastics.
>>221281103That gothic bad boy looks like he smells good
>>221299046This
>>2212811271>most the licensed video games (fucking you i'm including Primal Rage for no good reason)>3 > 2 > world >>>> everything after that
2 isn't great and 3 is less so, but those are actual real movies compared to whatever the fuck came after, which were not films.To be quite honest the Jurassic Worlds were so bad they make Disney Star Wars look well thought out and managed
>>221283014correct but back then they still had a competence that has now completely vanished
Lost World was terrible. Spielberg didn't give a single fuck
I haven't seen any of the Jurassic World slop
>JW was decent
>>221302733The only thing worth watching for was the Clair ass and tits and the fight at the end. All else can just burn away.
>>221281127Yes here. 1st was awesome, 2nd was..uhhh ok that was a thing i guess not terrible, third was just lolwut and they proceeded with that worsening format.
>>221283221including feathers is a stupid move; not because they're scientifically accurate but because the dinos in Jurassic Park aren't actual dinos but genetically engineering abominations that are mostly not dinosaurs but a weird mix of frog and other stuff>>221300272the lost world is kind of a clusterfuck, action should have stayed contained in the island and ditch the whole san diego shit. I feel like the original script was ripped in two parts to make JP3, but they still ran out of ideas for the second half of lost world
JP 8/10JP2 5/10JP3 5/10JW 7/10JW2 4/10N/A on the other two
I can't take anyone seriously that pretends World is better than JPIII.World didn't even have kino wallpapers for your shitbox monitor.
>>221303629i would give anything to be stupid enough to enjoy Jurassic world almost as much as Jurassic Parkwhat's your favorite MCU?
>>221281103RIP gothic badboy, you ruled my sad pathetic life
JP1>JW>JP2>JP3>JW3>JW2>JW4You can also swap out JW3 and lower for "the rest" as they are all phoned in Hollywood slop.JW was conceptually the perfect sequel to JP even if the movie itself was a little dumb it did alright. JP2 is as good as it could be but is ultimately a little boring and JP3 at least tries to be fun.
>>221305161based
>>221284492I feel like Clint has a touch of the tism as well and didn’t quite know how to handle raising Cobes.
>>221293525jeet means victory
>>221281324Even as a kid I hated that whore.
>>221307039Victory over what, avoiding soap?
As mediocre as 2 was, I was shocked at how much worse TLW the novel is compared to Jurassic Park. Yes I understand it was written more or less as a demand to provide another movie, but it's plot is far worse
>>221307237No fucking wonder they can't get the Jurassic Park/Stan Winston style right. I should've known.
When they hired women to design the dinosaurs
>>221307266Is THAT why all the models from Jurassic world look like shit???? Even the t-rex is such a downgrade in proportions and posture and expression and color, etc.
JP >>> JPIII >= TLW >>> ONE BIG PILE OF SHIT >>> JW > The rest, who gives a FUCK
>>221281103When they started meddling with FK. World wasn't great but it was passable, Fallen Kingdom seems like it would've been good if they didn't butcher it during production and Dominion was salvageable. I enjoyed Rebirth, it was the best JP since JP3 and (again) would've been better if they didn't meddle with it during production. All fucking Universal executives must fucking hang.
>>221307266You can talk a lot of valid shit about the movie but this particular design for the hybrid was good, reminded me about the 2008 Turok raptors and birds of prey
>>221309133>erm, mutant dragons (not hybrids, sweaty) in Jurassic Park is le good!Time for you to go back.
