I'm sick of these race swaps
>>221281448all rook same
jade cargill on suicide watch :^(
BUILT
Tiresome.Let's see a White Storm.
>>221281448Someones needs to step in and tell Disney that both MCU and Star Wars are done. Nobody will watch anything else from these franchises again.
>>221281448WOKE TRASH ALERTBLACKWASHING DETECTED
Das rite
>>221281448Marvel insider here.Here our our first choices for the new X-Men cast:>Professor XDavid Tennant>MagnetoMichale Sheen>MystiqueAwkwafina (Its Katie from Shang Chi after her mutant powers unlock)>Jean GraySadie Skank>BeastDavid Mitchell>CyclopsTimothy Chalamet>StormHailey Berry>WolverineDaniel Radcliffe>GambitCaleb McLaughlin>RogueAnna Sawai
>>221281448>>221281448>Reportedly being considered to be looked into talking about the possibility of auditioning for.....STFU with these bullshit headlines
>>221282240>>Wolverine>Daniel RadcliffeKYS
In the comics, was Storm a dark skinned African woman? I have seen her as both. At the very least she needs to be African right, even if she is light skinned (north African)?
>>221281729This. Why can't Storm be white?
>>221281448
>>221281448Jayme Lawson is a cute negress!
>>221282340No. In the 70s, 80s, and early 90s comics she has a caramel complexion a lot like the woman in your pic. I haven't read past that but I wouldn't be surprised it they darkened her over the years.
>>221281448After doomsday flops they won't be making shit so it does not matter
Lawson has my vote.
>>221281448I shan't be watching because I don't care for blacks in film or IRL. Nothing personal, I just hate the way they speak so loudly and misbehave and don't want anything to do with them.
>>221282340Darker and with blue eyes
>>221282364Makes sense, clouds and lightning are white.
>>221282608Yes. It's time for a white Storm.For diversity
>>221282581Mix that body with skin color and face you get storm She’s north East African, a certain type so charcoal black, blue eyes, white, blonde, red hair and black are common. They are taller and have faces that are kind of Nordic pixie looking with uo turned noses.In the comics she’s like Alfred. Everyone likes storm even apocalypse, sinister, magneto, juggernaut, the hellfire club. Everyone likes her and respects her because she’s storm. She’s always right morally speaking, acts like everyone’s old happy grandma/ mister rogers and probably could kill everyone she faces if she wants. She’s an omega level mutant meaning she could destroy the planet easily even apocalypse knows not to piss her off. She dates white short guys, is always cooking shit like cookies and shit. Everyone likes storm and her giant tig o bitties
>>221282683Why did you pay a picture of a white blo.....oohhhhhhh SHIT! Totally didn't see you there, midnight!
>>221282680Dude it’s storm. Everyone likes storm.
>>221282683She's not Grace Jones black thoughbeit in the first decade plus of her comics existence. She's like a Tyra Banks color.
>>221282761Exactly. We've had black Storm. Now it's time for diversity.
>>221281448Just because it should be posted, here is Storm's original appearance.
>>221282785The only white storm i know is when your mom invites your uncle and his buddies over for a christmas adventure.
>>221281494LOLOL
I love Black Queens bros.
>>221283205>nigger can't even do a "your mom" joke well
>>221282381There's a walled garden up the road, we're going to take you there, cut your throat.Not across, in the middle like a hole.Then we take your balls and we stuff them in the cut, block the windpipe.It's very gratifying to watch a man you don't like try to pull his own balls out of his throat before he chokes.
>>221285376
cast her
>>221285686Toad (look out for lightning)
>>221285686Idris Elbow
>>221282240>Magneto>Michale Sheenhonestly I could see this working
>>221287007Magneto is going to be black of this I'm sure
>>221282340She lived in Egypy, but she and her parents were African American and came gron the US. Her dad was there on business when he and her mother died.
>>221287033He stayed at Hotel Rawanda.
>>221282240that list sucks bro
>>221281816see >>221281494, his was funnier
>>221282554same. they're always on the verge of a chimp-out
>>221282683congrats. you know more about the character than everyone at disney
>>221282508Storm is meant to be super beautiful.
>>221285686Rogue.
Jessica Biel as mature Rogue, and you will have my forgiveness, Marvel.
>>221288323Well, you won't find a beautiful black woman, might as well get one with nice tits.
I seriously don't know where they keep finding all these black monkey actorsDenzel is rolling over in his grave
>>221281448>an actual sexy negress playing a black character instead of some ugly goblinaFucking finally!
>>221282240Marvel insider here, again.Here's some more of our first choices (some in these lists have aleady been cast and are going to/have apeared in other projects).>William StrykerMike Myers>Professor Natalie Essex/Maddam SinisterMila Jovovich>ToadTimothy Spall (Voice)>BlobJack Black>SabertoothJarred Leto>JuggernautSpencer Wilding
I liked Alexandra Shipp, but I could see why they'd want a darker skinned Storm
>>221282581>i'm sorry hitler, but i iwll betray my race again...
>>221281448Glup Shitto is an xmen?!
>>221282581Lil Nas X looking face.
>>221285686She-Glob
>>221290366>I could see why they'd want a darker skinned StormWhy? Lightskin black women are always hotter.
>>221288437Walled and overrated
>>221282340In the comics her race was indeterminate.Her mutation gave her so many different traits, including slit eyes like a cat they couldnt tell where she originated fron
>>221282683based Von Doom said "only a woman like Storm could deserve my attention" and if Storm looks like that then based Von Doom is right (again)
I'd prefer Jaymee Green
>>221281505It was all over when her wig slipped off.KWABB (kek what a bald bitch!)
>>221281448She has a similar nose to Nicki, is she Caribbean? Very cute, actually, at least when she doesn't have those braids.
>>221281454>because shes youngeri think thats a misstep for Storm casting. She needs strong power mommy vibes
>>221282340>light skinned [black] (north African)?>>most educated American
>>221281448sorry but neither seem aurora worthy to me, storm isn't some random greasy niglet.
>>221281729what "white" actress could play a decent storm though? I wonder
>>221282508has man face....
>>221282240>Timothy Chalamet>StormNice choice.
Simping for black women has to be one of the most damaging and desperate psyops of recent years, even worse than Blacked
>>221297207>psyopsHow?
>>221297332I live in a predominantly black neighborhood, and I can assure you that negras are some of the most nasty, annoying, rude, and violent beings in the world. They're like nasty hippos, eager to devour and destroy everything they touch, they're nothing like the women you guys post in here.
>>221290440they only have like 10 face variations
>>221290366Alexanda is an absolute cootie patootie, loved her as Storm. Maybe Ella Balinska could try and revive her career in the MCU.
>>221281448The joke here is that Storm was always Mullatto
>>221296412>black woman has a man faceNo way!
>>221285686>I have a son!
>>221290366black chicks need to start rocking white hair more.it works well for them.
>>221281448but does she know what happens when a frog is struck by a bolt of lightning
>>221281448Lawson is very good looking in that The Running Man movie that sucked but I don’t endorse race mixing.
>>221281448ba na na na na na na ba na na na na na na banana
>>221300183Shut up kike
>>221300257Nobody itt is procreating with any negresses, rabbi
>>221282683i disagree with marvel calling storm "earth's mightiest mutant" when there's the likes of jean, nathan and nate, franklin, mad jim jaspers, etc who are all vastly more powerful than her
>>221297419that that was cartoon Stephen Hawking there.
>>221281448Storm has blue eyes and looks like the perfect goycattle Eurasian Negroid that the jews envisioned in their wet dreams for 80 years prior to her premiere in Giant Size X-Men #1, if I remember, a mix of every single race on the planet (sans jews) with all kinds of features.Halle Berry was at least close to being that kind of mutt.>>221281494>>221281816You've never read a single X-Men comic.>>221283127Glad I scrolled. Everyone's ignoring this nerd because he posted facts.Make Storm White. Storm deserves to be a White South African.gifunrel
Does anybody actually like Storm? She seems like the gayest, most boringest X-Man.
>>221300636I've changed my mind, make Storm a black jew.picrel
>>221281448Left looks good.
>>221282340
>>221281448Cool. Bout time Storm is an actual African looking woman instead of the high yellow chicks they've been using
>>221283127The first appearance of Storm is her stepping through a fucking portal? Where the hell does it go? Is this ever explained?
>>221285376If anyone ever spoke to me like that I would tear parts of their body off with my bare hands.
>>221300681Zoom-zoom moment. Storm has always been one of the most popular X-Men.
Marrying StormSex with StormHaving ten children with StormGrowing old with Storm
>>221302651What are things that will never and should never happen, Alex?
