>character gets taken down with tranquilizer dart without knowing their weight, medical history, or what drugs are currently in their system>survives
>>221282638Couldn't you dose them with a massive amount of THC?
>>221282638>three darts is tooooo muuuuccch
Same vein as >character gets punched/hit in the head really hard because the plot needs him to be asleep for a few hours>wakes up without brain damage
>>221282638It happens
>character knocks out guard and puts on their uniform with no knowledge of their clothes size>it fits flawlessly
>>221282638
>>221282638>character screws a tiny suppressor onto a .45 caliber pistol>shoots three guards inside a quiet office building>gun makes a tiny "pfft" sound>guards literally 10 feet away in the next room hear absolutely nothing and keep patrolling
>Character takes a single drag of weed>Immediately starts hallucinating
>doctor who doesn’t specialize in anesthesiology knows how to sedate people
>>221282638>Black character is smarter than white character
>grandma>no history of rappin>spits bars
>character fires a gun for the first time>they are blasted across the room into a pile of trash
>>221284037That happened the first time I fired a (shot)gun and the first time I came. Is that not supposed to happen?
>there is a happy ending
>taser never fails>taser makes people fall asleep
>>221285356That would be boring, the animalistic screams the taser encourages are kino.
>>221282656
>hero is fighting a bad guy>holds their head in a toilet / bathtub / puddle for 10 seconds>they drown
>character listens to classical music and has a chessboard so you know they're a genius
>Characters fall from a height so tall you can't see the ground>They all wake up fine in the next scene, all in roughly the same location
>>221285553Don't give me AI shit, you fucking cretin. I am a human being and will only converse with them.
>character gets hit with multiple tranq darts to show how tough he is
>character is captured in a giant butterfly net
>>221282638>>221282681>>221282741>>221282821>>221282835>>221284030>>221284037>>221285356>>221285645>>221285702Are we all just posting our fetishes?
>>221285823>weyou just posted low effort trash youre not like us, poser
>>221285553>character is fed 1000 mg of thc
>>221285823>character is pegged by a busty goth girl
>>221285823No, we’re posting unrealistic tropes that annoy us.
>>221284032>>221285926Rapping grandmas annoy you?
>robot takes damage in a battle>people just start pulling off parts and repairing it with no specialized tools whatsoever
>>221286452Look, we all saw the sparks and heard the fixing noise and stuff.
>>221286452i just livestream my helmet feed to my AI and ask it to tell me how to fix it desu
>>221282638>horses galloping on an open field>makes clop clop sound like they are trotting on a cobblestone road
>>221282638>Character A strangling Character B>Kills B after a few seconds of stranglingIt takes a lot more time and sweat than that
