Muh 12 Angry Men likability chart.
>>221283137>Juror 7>FHE HAD A BALLGAME TO GO TOC'MONYOU SEEN ONE KNIFE WIELDIN STREET KID MISCREANT YOU SEEN EM' ALL
>be me, public defender>client murdered his dad with a knife>client was spotted fleeing from the murder scene by an old guy>client was also seen committing the murder from across the tracks by a woman>client has no alibi and the one he presented to the cops was obviously fake (went to the theatre for 4+ hours but couldn't remember what he saw, had no tickets, and nobody working there recognized him)>do my job anyway because I'm a diligent lawyer even as a public defender>the pawn shop guy had only seen this model of knife once before, and my client is a retard who bought it ON THE DAY OF THE MURDER and then "lost it" between buying it and the murder of his father using an identical knife>that's no defense, no jury is that retarded>look into the witnesses>hmm the guy is pretty old, could he have moved that quickly to the front door?>ask a few old folks in my life to do a quick jog over that distance, as if they've just heard a murder>yeah they can all do it very easily, but maybe this old guy can't, I'll look into him more>fuck, he's very athletic and still regularly goes for jogs>alright what about that woman across the road, let me check her interview>hmm the detective notes that she wears glasses, let me look into that>turns out she only needs glasses for reading, but she's a librarian so she wears them basically all the time anyway, her long-distance vision is perfect>fuck, I'm screwed, there's no defense for this shithead>old guy shows up and gives excellent testimony, he's got a bit of a limp after he tripped over on the courthouse stairs, feel bad for the old guy>woman from across the tracks isn't wearing her glasses today, she looks nice>do my best in court but I can't wipe the look of obvious defeat off my face>jury heads off>takes HOURS for some reason in an open-and-shut>Not Guilty>what>one of the jurors tells me I'm a shit lawyer and should have defended the obviously innocent man better>WHAT
Flip the chartJuror 8 is a cocksucking fag and Juror 3 is the GOAT
>>221283224Nah, Juror 3 is the third best. Juror 7 is better for his devil may care attitude, and Juror 10 is GOAT for spitting facts nonstop.
>>221283137>there are people who genuinely think the defendant is innocent
>>221283137do the real one now
>>221284341I knew Tony Danza was in it but I didn't remember James Gandolfini was, too.
>>221284372the casting is amazing, directing is questionable.
>>221283218Not guilty doesn't =/= innocentit just means there was reasonable doubt and as such couldn't be charged.
