Holy shit this movie was good.
Should I watch this tonight or Beau is Agraid
>>221285400Hokum. Beau is wild and random. It's three hours long and after the family house scene, I feel it falls.
>>221285400I haven't seen the other one but I think you'll like Hokum.
>>221285370All this guy's movies are pretty solid so far.
Eh... It was cinema, but not kino. Kinda had nothing to it. Was some stupid telegraphed personal drama shit, the hokum/witch was just, there. Wasn't scary, wasn't outstanding, Jerry was MVP.>I just marathoned this as they say.
What does Hokum mean and why did he randomly say it?Would you say he managed to avoid the ""crack""?quaint film
>>221285827>Hokum
>all white castok, what's the catch here
>>221285925Much appreciated. Bah humbug
If you can make a Ho kum you're a real one in my book. Just saying.
>>221285400How much do you love cock? There is a lot of penis in Beau. 0 penis in Hokum.
I feel like it was kinda a bunch of random stuff going on that didn't really fit together. What was the rabbit/donkey man about?
>>221285971They're Irish.*shudders*
>>221286055And where you from, my brown friend?
>>221286076New England. We don't have nonwhites up here, it's too cold.
>>221285370i liked oddity, this was just average IMO
It was ok, but it revealed everything too early. And the stuff with desk manager and the affair takes center stage, when the movie is actually about Ohm's mommy issues.
>>221286105t. Not actually from New EnglandNice try you fucking subhuman shitskin, but I'm from Maine and we are overloaded with subhumans like you. MUH NEW ENGLAND say where the fuck you supposedly actually live and don't bullshit about being from an area that is bigger than 98% of the countries in the UK you liar and/or coward.
>>221286105>Claims to hate the Irish>Claims to be from New EnglandX to fucking doubt you paki cunt.
>>221286283>>221286311You potatofuckers sound upset. Can't take a joke?
>>221286152I thought it was going to be scarier at first but it ended up feeling rather tame by the end.But I still liked it.
>>221285400>Beau is AgraidAre you a schizophrenic jew? If not, never watch this
>>221285370Real shame that the best horror movie of the year was overshadowed by the double zoomer slop billing of Obsession and Backrooms
Saw it in theater, 4/10 at best.
>>221287334Just saw Leviticus today and I also so Saccharine a month ago or so.2026 has a lot of good horror films.I thoroughly enjoyed Hokum, but can also understand that Caveat developed a true fear in me.
>>221287285This solid advice
its actual trash wtf is going on why is everyone lyingITS FUCKING GARBITCH
>>221288055Maybe you're too stupid to appreciate it? Have you considered that? Oh what am I saying, of course you haven't.
>>221285370From all of the promotional material I've seen this movie doesn't look good at all plus Mike Stoklasa liked it which is a really bad sign. Gonna trust my instincts and skip this one!
>>221285400Beau is an 8, then a 7, then a 6.Hokum is a 5 all the way through.
cheesy ass garbage fuckin' movie
glass is unbreakable in this universe except for the glass that is already broken but dont even think about trying to break it again because its impossible
>>221286394Where. Are. You. From?
>>221285925you thought the title was referencing the existence of the film's supernatural elements, but in reality it is describing the film itself
>>221288801yeah I would have put a chair through the window when I saw Jerry outside
>>221285370It is a horror movie for women
>>221285370Yeah, Hokum and Oddity were both great.Need to watch Caveat now
>>221286283I am from New England The towns are all white but the cities are full of brown people now
>>221286054Kek, 7/10 bait
>>221289278So you’re poor, got it.
>>221289309no why?
>>221288801Huh? There are no windows in the bridal suite nor the cellar
This flick was fucking dogshit and if you like it you are a retarded pleb
>>221285370>real villain was the bad guy all along>most of the characters are incidentally relevant to the themes of the story>in-world fictional story is eye rolling forced allegoryI liked the MC being a genuine scrooge, but the film itself is very par for the course despite it trying not to be.
>>221285400>Beau is AgraidESL NIGGER FAGGOT!!
>>221289350This.
>>221287397>2 Australian horror films>Both are about homosexuals
>>221285370This guy has made the same movie 3 times now
>>221289350>>221289884What good ones there has been the last couple of years?
I swear to god if you guys are tricking me into watching another gay "guy walks around and nothing happens" horror movie I'm going to be so pissed.
>>221290193You shouldn't watch this. Watch "I am the pretty thing that lives in the house" instead.
>>221290193That's exactly what it is. I fell asleep
>>221290193Nono it actually starts as a kind of a whodunnit. The setup of the movie was genuinely very interesting. On a purely horror perspective the movie doesn't hold up, but I'd gladly recommend it to someone looking for an enjoyable experience.
>>221285370>Holy shit this movie was good.>Post absurd claim about XYZ>Collect Izzat
>Absurd claim>Farm izzat
>>221290185Obsession and Backrooms mogs this film not only because they have interesting gimmicks but because they're better at incorporating subtextual themes into the surface level narrative. Hokum is just haunted house shit with nothing scary about it and uninteresting characters.
>Absurd claims>Farm izzat
>>221285370i found it extremely generic and not scary in the least. no idea what the fuss is about.
>camera zooms into the dark with zero music>pans back >wait a second while character catches their breathe>le jumpscareHorror films really need to find a new way to scare people
>Post pepefrog hellofellowkids.png>Absurd claims>Farm izzat
>>221290316>>221290342>>221290372New shitzo unlocked?
>>221285925yep the movie was hokum alright
>Insert provocatively dumb claim>Farm Izzat
>>221285827Hokey
>Absurd claim>Collect Izzat
>""""""people""""" (faggots) who like hokum and widows baycringe>turbochads who like from and obsessionBUHBUHBUHBASED
>>221285370>burns one of his fans with a spoon in hise pathwhy tho
>Insert oneliner>Insert provocative statement>Insert absurd claims
>>221285370yeah it wasAll the direcor's movies are kino
>>221285400>Beau starts raping faster than Eminem
Who even uses brave browser to take screenshots?
>Hellofellowkids-pepethefrog.png
Not a masterpiece but at least less of a joke than backrooms.
>>221290193It's a neat little story, and things happen.
>Vague oneliners about absurd claim
>>221289309>rich people pay to live near browns...My brother, shitskins are not rich, they live in the city, you also live in the city. Think that through to it's logical conclusion.
>>221286105>We don't have nonwhites up heretop kek
>>221291854Wealth concentrates in big cities, thats why properties costs so much
>>221285400Beau is Afraid is genuinely kino but you might get filteredHokum is shit but has nothing that can trigger the average channer so it's probably more popular here.
