Twink ***** edition Previous >>221284439
the kiss was based
vermax ;_;
>nobody has idea wtf happened in the battle because the director tried to include way too much information into a 5min battle scene their budget allowed>shills move in to defend kek
where you fellas watching this at
>>221285951What was was with the nasal spray?
Maybe if George finished ASOIAF, maybe if the source material for the Dance (which doesn’t even make sense) wasn’t a fake history textbook, we would’ve been spared from this shit. But that’s two shows now that have been sabotaged because of negligence from George, at least we have the reddit tier knight show.
>here’s your daeron the daring bro
>>221286193billy stream
Dunk season 2 when? The rest of this shit sucks
:)
haleana is the hottest girl in the show
niggers in every fucking scene
New character bowl cut man unlocked
How come all the misogynistic lords sided with Rhaenyra and not Aegon?
I know all the pedophiles and sex criminals are sad because Jace is dead but his actor was just bad and never got any better at emotional stuff
>>221286192which part confused you retard
>>221286218Bowl cut man is isch
>>221286220B-b-because!
>>221286153did he die without feeling the bliss of baela rimming his pale twink arse while jerking him off?
>>221286220they weren't misogynistic before experiencing Rhaenyra as their queen
DAMN, WHAT A FUCK UP. Having the green men being another ethnicity of Children of the Forest is a big let down, they should've been fully human seers/schizos, maybe with grafted tree branches as horns like Preston theorized(one of the times his ideas are spot on)
Nice costumes, fags
>>221286198>But that’s two shows now that have been sabotaged because of negligence from George, at least we have the reddit tier knight show.Let's be real, these shows would be doing their own thing regardless of the source material. Even GoT was changing shit from the books when they still had material to work with.
That's it from me bros. I don't care about any other character left, goodbye Jace and Vermax. Aegonbros I hope you enjoy his screentime, he's a great character probably the only good character in this shit show because they wanted him to be evil and pathetic and he turned out to be a human character with flaws. Rhaenyrachuds, Alicentcucks, Corlysbros, Aemondbros, Helaenasisters...good luck.
Does Rhaenrya have any other kids now? Or who would be king if she died? Daemon?
>>221286192are you indian perchance?
>>221286223the writing is bad
>>221286230Where the fuck were they in relation to the mainland? Dragonstone? Kings landing? Corlys' castle? Some sort of narrow pass that appears to go nowhere? Are all of these landmarks in a 5 mile radius?
>>221286263she has like two other little ones in pentos i think
He comes....
>>221286263Joffrey, little Aegon and little Viserys.
>>221286247
>>221286190truly the saddest part of the episodethe baby dragons deserve better than these retards.
>>221286263she has Daemon's kids
>>221286263I have le hEaRt oF a kInG, remember?Shes not dying until all is lost, thats what women do.
>>221286298Not semoc eh?
Reminder all this shit just leads to king bran
The characters are so forgettable that when they die I just don’t care.
>>221286344im a book purist so idc this is all just fun westeros content for me
my penis shed a tear when jace died
This show sucks. Bring back dunk
I’m surprised they downsized Sheepstealer when it’s a black kween taming him eventually.
How did the retarded girl learn to speak clearly?
The true winners tonight is the audience because we lost 2 of the bottom 5 characters tonight. Let's hope we never have to see people pretend to be on a boat again
wew lad
>>221286208I honestly think she is trying to protect Aemond
>>221286192>>nobody has idea wtf happened in the battle???
>>221286208fridge mode
>>221286397Blast from the past.
Trailerhttps://youtu.be/xZUavocHU2g
>>221286294
>>221286408He’s insecure that literally everyone else in the thread understood it except him
I’m kind of happy bloody Ben won’t be tainted.
If the leaks are true (they seem to be) the next few episodes sound really, really shit. Like even worse than the s2 harrenhal filler, what the fuck
We're home <3
It's kinda funny that in their attempt to not write any flawed female character they all end up as weird contradictory character with little to no agency.
>>221286344>Jon, your great-great-great-great uncle Aemond Kinslayer was beautiful as he made out with his own mother
>>221286402Her mom sent her husband and brother to their deaths. I doubt she’s happy even if she wasn’t very loving with aegon
I liked this episode.
>>221286446Now lets go burn some crackas
Post the leaks
>>221286294the map is not the land, anon.
>>221286294They explained to you where the Gullet is and what its significance to this war as a whole is last season, I’m not a retard so I remember this and as a result I skipped the recap but I’m going to assume out it in there as well.
>>221286365>book puristYou would hate this show like George if you actually were.
>>221286449WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE THEM DO?! THE MEN HAVE ROBBED THEM OF THEIR AGENCY THEY DON'T RESPECT WOMEN THEY RAPE WOMEN THEY MAKE THEM CHILD BEARING MACHINES
>>221286344king bran was super retarded.no one is inspired by some crippled spaced-out guy who says weird shit. the lords of westeros should be outraged his first act as king, less than 2 seconds into his rule is letting his house ruled by his sister to become independent. has there ever been a more blatant conflict of interest? its worse than biden pardoning hunter.just a shitty way to end the series. if that was gurms idea, either they completely fucked up the logic or he was fully checked out by then. probably the latter hence his refusal to publish another book.
>>221286153Was it canon that they had some sort of special anti-dragon weapons in this battle? Or did they just go full retard when the books just say the dragon died?The Sheepstealer bit was at least good in showing how the dragons should appear, as some half uncontrolled nuke just hitting the battlefield. Fuck everything in its wake. They rule the fucking world with these things. They managed to fucking one-shot dragons twice with a weapon that apparently has a 100% effective kill rate unless you happen to be saved by another dragon. That's idiotic.
why didn't he french kiss her?
>>221286397ow my skin
>>221286201So if I only could make a deal with god...
>r/freeform hates itThat's it, the episode is kino
>>221286431Where are the bastard dragonriders? Geographically I mean
>>221286500Have to build up to that
>>221286500writers weren't based enough
>>221286507Close to the Isle of Faces
>>221286153Why not train dragons by chaining weights to them and flying around? Then, you could even armor them since they could carry the extra weight.
>>221286466fiery, but mostly peaceful in the gullet
>>221286507I assume somewhere on the shores of God's Eye, at least before they left for Dragonstone
>>221286507they were near the gods eye waiting for daemon and vaghar
>>221286500Ok now I’m watching this episode
>>221286499After seeing what this retard did to The Boys, I don’t even want to imagine what he would do if given a asoiaf show.
>>221286474>can’t read a mapHow do you get more retarded with every post?
>>221286500i feel bad for alicent, even though she's a dumbasslike what the fuck do you do with these psychos as your children
This episode is currently rated 9.9/10 on IMDB
>>221286505I will give them credit for having things actually happen in this episode. Not sure why they're so hellbent on making Rhaenyra have no agency, or what the feminist pretzel logic there is in using a REAL historical speech from Queen Elizabeth, in a scene where a dumb bitch locked in a room destroys a dress.Queen Lizzy said this to rally her troops for fucks sake, not to have a little melty and a cry.
>>221286344Which just leads to an inevitable fragmentation of the 7 kingdoms into independent nations once again. They were never meant to be together, what Argon did was completely unholy, like a united EU
I started watching and then saw the black targaryen and got mad and turned it off.
>>221286230>>221286268>>221286408>battle hyped for 2 years>ends up being a half assed badly directed mess that takes up 5min with more details than the battle of helm's deep>shills in shambles at trying to defend itKWAB
>>221286499>Jacaerys arranged for the safety of his half brothers, Aegon, nine, and Viserys, seven, by reaching out to the Prince of Pentos, who agreed to foster the boys. Near the end of 129 AC, Aegon and Viserys boarded the Gay Abandon to set sail for Pentos, but in the Gullet the ship ran into a fleet of warships sent by the Triarchy, allies of the greens, with Gay Abandon captured and its escort ships sunk or taken. Aegon the Younger escaped on his dragon Stormcloud to Dragonstone to tell the blacks of the attack, however.[1]>In the ensuing Battle of the Gullet, Jacaerys and four dragonseeds attacked the Triarchy's fleet with dragonflame. An easy victory for the blacks seemed at hand, until Vermax flew too low, possibly wounded from a crossbow bolt to the eye or pulled down by a grapnel, and crashed into a burning galley. Jacaerys lept free and clung to the smoking wreckage of the ship, but was struck by Myrish crossbow quarrels until he sank into the sea. The Velaryon fleet managed to push back the Triarchy's warships, but Driftmark was sacked by the Essosi soldiers during the battle.
>>221286344Dubs of harsh truth.
This season started ok and it's going to end up shit.That Rhaenys dragon girlbossing is going to end up looking good with all the retardation that the dyke wrote for this season
>>221286490D&D are stupid, nepotistic frat boys. When GRRM said “Bran ends up as king” he probably didn’t mean literally king. I would guess he meant he ends up as the Three Eyed Raven WITH time altering ability, thus he basically oversees reality itself, but not on the Iron Throne.
>>221286551>the map is not the land>can't read a mapanon?
i forgot everyones names lads
>>221286564>what the fuck do you do with these psychos as your childrenRaise them not to be psychos paranoid that their older sister and her children are out to kill them.
>>221286344But muh bloodline?
>>221286568IMDB and rottentomatoes viewer ratings have been compromised for years. Nothing is organic anymore
>>221286586it can be shit while still understandable
wasn't a big point of the battle of the gullet traumatizing aegon and making viserys disseapear? they weren't even there wtf
>>221286610I can never remember who rides which dragon ;-;
>>221286606This is crazy cope lmao, GRRM wrote that stupid shit 100%.
>>221286501>>221286397topkek I wish they would have made a full Teen Girl Squad animated series. So and So > What's Her Face > Cheerleader > The Ugly One
Bunch of women and blacks running around behaving like retards. I think I’m gonna pass on this one bros
>>221286344>Bran caused Aemond to kiss his own momWhy Bran how does this lead to the defeat of the Night King
why do women have to ruin everything, bros?
Fuck yeah another one down.Score one for the good guys
>>221286635I mean, at least it was realistic in those aspects.
>>221286607>can’t translate 2d representation to 3d spaceSorry you weren’t born white. Better luck next time!
>>221286649They were oppressed for 99% of human history, let them make some bad tv shows.
would alicent have liked it more if he put the tongue in?
>>221286619tp be fair it think it was more of vyserys' fault, and being raised in the red keep
I'm going to sleep. When I wake up I eagerly await fat man's passive aggressive blogpost about this episode.
>>221286587>possibly wounded from a crossbow bolt to the eye or pulled down by a grapnel, and crashed into a burning galleyWell it's not a specialized anti-dragon weapon and sounds more like a lucky shot with boarding grapples that tangled it up in an entire ship. But it's inexact so they'll handwave that they can do whatever. I stand by that the more you introduce techniques to bring down dragons the stupider the threat seems.
>>221286645Defeat the Night King?
>>221286626a battle shouldnt require any thinking for it to be good, i can look at battle of pelennor fields, blackwater or zion and not have to pay attention constantly because otherwise i might miss a 2 sec ADR line that explains what is going on.everything should just be apparent without the characters even talking. show, not tell.
>>221286628I bet Aegon won't even be present for Rhaenyra's BBQ
>>221286153my boy Prince Himbo died without a single nude scene, shit show but not unexpected.aegon ugly nowdaeron is a hard passtwink kino is over
i'll watch the episode but it'll be 4x speed, my time is extremely valuable
Not the heckin wholesome dragorino!!!!
At least the tranny died.Always hate watching dragons die though :(
>>221286478I simply don’t consider this canon and am just going to enjoy the fun parts.
>>221286649Because men started to give them rights
>>221286247>We are the Knights who say
>>221286478ive read the books like 15 fucking times and watched like 500000 hours of content regarding the series and know basically every theory under the sun
Ratcatcher status?
It's been so long I don't even remember what happened in the books.
>>221286672i'm quoting the books at you, anon.
>>221286674And what about them destroying entire countries with their retarded bullshit? Just let that go too?
>>221286587so in the tv show the blockade isnt lifted? or is it?lmao the ep was so confusing in the final act.
this is the second time theyve done the whole "NO OBEY ME" shit with dragon riders and i hate it
>>221286201had to make him as ugly as possible huh
>>221286500fucking dragons.
>>221286700>daeron is a hard passamen, letdown of the centurymaybe benjicot will save things
>>221286711When boop snoot spicy noodle doggo is unalived I will surely weep
How do we ban the gays?
>>221286700we still habe oscar tully, and later a fully blonde fake daeron yet to be seen
>>221286700Good. Kill yourself FAGGOT.
>>221286153Valarra is icsh
Does Jace order Rhaenyra to be locked up in the book? That is some dogshit writing.
>>221286223the pedos left with the other brother, Lucerne milk.Jace actor is an adult male who looks afult, patrician taste. But yes not at all a good actor.
Why did they cast a mtf tranny to play a mannish woman character? Isn't that kind of self defeating?
Someone post the tit
how did this episode stray from the books? i see a lot of people pissed saying something didn't happen
>>221286757HBO chickening out of having Grover, Elmo and Kermit Tully in the show ruined it for me
>>221286500>just noticed she broke off firstDEATH TO THE BROTHEL QUEEN!
>>221286752Go be not white somewhere else you subhuman.
Is this the last season?
>>221286728THE RATCATCHERS
The troon is jarring.
So why was Rhaenyra staying in a room that can be locked from the outside and not unlocked from the inside?
>>221286153egg is icsh
THIS. THIS!!Also can I just say, MASSIVE PROPS for respecting their pronouns. Anyone else really impressed by their performance on the show? Definitely became a fan!
>>221286768Isn't the character canonically MtF?>>221286785Hopefully
>>221286774Everything stray from the books
>>221286685I don’t have much issue with a random shot hitting Jace in the heat of battle, especially when it comes with him being amongst four other dragons you can easily see him getting a bit over confident with the whole thing. The show handled it worse considering he had already gotten hit once, so he should’ve been somewhat weary of it and sure he was distracted by Sheepstealer’s random chimp out but that was just an unnecessary addition.
The black vs green marketing is such a joke when the show runners very clearly want the audience to know who the good guys and bad guys are.
>>221286768Lohar is supposed to be a man
>>221286747Impossible casting, if they even bothered writing the part, a name drop last season might be all we get
The nigger vs tranny ship battle was cool
>>221286785theres at least one season left after this current 3rd season
Why was he so smug?
>>221286443even worse than baby killing episode played out like a coen brothers Fargo season for giggles?
>>221286722Ok. Doesn’t change the fact that this show is a bastardized version of the dance and the author has essentially disowned it.
>>221286762only biologically male boys can be icsh. girls are iclh.
>>221286722Explain what happened to valyria then, you can't. Also explain why Lyanna was so sad during theons weirwood dream.
>>221286153Im going to say it and this might be controversial James Norton is a good actor and id like to see him in more scenes
>>221286785no
>>221286825twink fucker
>>221286833>you can't.I can, it was the faceless man
>>221286803>>221286816No? Do you really think a bunch of medieval knights would respect the pronounces of some tranny barbarian?
>>221286826I wish it had played out that way. I found that episode humorless
>>221286799it's barred, anon. big door handel, insert a horizontal piece of wood and it won't open.
I think AKotSK has done serious damage to HotD by showing the audience a better path
>>221286801
god that episode sucked
>>221286766No she was too weak to fight cause of the stillbirth.
>>221286700I LOVE YOU JACE
>>221286841which one?
>>221286815If they're trying to make me hate women, niggers, faggots, and trannies even more than I already did then I'd say they are doing a great job.
>>221286842man not a tranny. the FtM is cast as a man.
>>221286819>a name drop last season might be all we getnooooooooooooo
>>221286854I wish they would cancel this piece of shit and divert all funds go AKotSK
>>221286819That fucker who had five minutes of screen time was the perfect casting, and yet here we are.
>>221286825He knew he was a part of the good seasons of got and would die before it got bad
How bad will it flop?
>>221286868The faceless one
>>221286766no lol keep in mind it’s like the most summarized wiki article ever, there’s very few quoted verbatim interactions aside from the absolute plot highlights
>>221286490GRRM’s been headed to King Bran since the start. It’s why Bran is the first POV and why the Children of the Forest are grooming him. All the Targaryen prophecies, Jon and Dany are just tools to get Westeros in a position where they accept King Bran as their ruler although I will say that Sansa becoming Queen in the North is not from GRRM. He’s gone on record saying he was planning to kill her but Sophie Turner’s performance has made him doubt his original plan but he hasn’t committed to either side yet meaning GRRM was planning for the North to be part of Bran’s Kingdom and Benioff & Weiss played favorites and had Sansa live in their story and carve the North out for herself
>>221286886I watch for she <3
>>221286854Dunk was SHIT too
>>221286760nah, gonna stick around to laugh at how much worse it gets each week. we’ll never reach the heights of fall 2022 again, fun times.
I couldn't take any of this dogshit seriously and laughed at the ending, the entire naval battle reminded me of pic rel
>>221286700Good. Im sick and tired of you twink lusters shitting up the thread every single time. I was happy when the other little dragon bastard got turned into grandma fertilizer too.
Going to sleep see you niggas tomorrow.DUNK mogs with a 20th of the budget btw.
>>221286873Anon they literally refer to Lohar as "she" several times in this episode alone. I don't know if you're trying to be a snarky bookfag but the character is clearly female. And if you sincerely believed it was a man that wouldn't contradict my original claim that casting a MTF tranny to play a "male" character is weird for HBO
>>221286685There’s no reason he couldn’t land the dragon on a friendly boat and cut the weight. The dragons in these shows though are pathetically weak because of the precedent D&D set of the gas powered missiles. No one should have had an issue with dragons ever when they’re so easily killable and rare.
>>221286893>GRRM’s been headed to King Bran since the startthis entire thread and every summer islander in africa rn will rape you if you're wrong
>>221286886Who gives a shit? Rope pajeet.
>>221286896cringedunk was kino
>>221286827thats why i said its just fun side westeros content that gives me cool battles and dragons and i just imagine the black actors as white
>>221286766No.>>221286774Several ways. >Rhaenyra and Alicent aren't friends, so no promise to open the Gates. >Jace and Corlys are the ones who makes the plans to invade King's Landing. >Aegon III is who warns Dragonknight of the Triarchy instead of Baela>Addam, Hugh, Ulf and Nettles are in the battle alongside Jace, while Baela isn't because her dragon isn't big enough. Rhaena is in the Vale with her dragon egg alongside Joffrey.>Jace flies too low, probably looking for his brother Viserys, when Vermax falls.>Rhaenyra is still weak due to Visenya's stillbirth and grief over Viserys, Visenya and Luke so Jace leads the battle. >Aegon is still in King's Landing since Aemond didn't try to kill him. >Helaena is crazy with grief for her son's murder.>Tyland is also at King's Landing instead of fighting on the Gullet.>Alyn isn't part of the Gullet since he's a little lad, older than Joff but younger than Jace.
>>221286854Too late. 80-20 rule wins, for 80% of the audience sloppy battles, CGI and ebin shock deaths are better than interesting characters and a comprehensible story
>>221286888
>>221286919You ok m8?
>>221286886monumentally, this hoe walled bad
>>221286920she sure gained some weight quickly. sick of her " I'm so scared" face
I miss when we used to have shows that felt George R. R. Martian instead of DnD S7thian
>>221286848just like most of the Fargo seasons after 2, but still oddly farcical and with no gravity at all. No one cared or grieved and the queen in the middle of fucking here kings guard. like they purposefully wanted to downplay the Good Guys ordering a child’s death
If Jace didn't laugh when the pig was brought out this all could have been prevented.
>nigger kills the trannyHoly basedAlso why does this show always make it out like women can do no wrong? None of the female characters in this show are competent
>>221286606Copium. GRRM didn’t write down notes for them. They went over major characters’ fate back in 2013. They went to GRRM’s home and talked it out. He had clear ideas like King Bran, Hodor reveal and Stannis burning Shireen as well as other things and then they’ve said that on some other things, he wasn’t sure about so they had to come up with their own answers and on other things, they had do something different to fit with the story they had
>>221286918He's already wrong. Its very clearly bloodraven controlling bran, after having taken him over and escaping the cave.
I wish the extras would wear bright green and black armorI never know who is with which team
>>221286500At what point does incest stop being shocking in a series?
Jace was obviously wrong about Alicent’s offer being a trap, but like he just really should not be wrong. Twisting this shit to make Rhaenyra and Alicent allied does a monumental disservice to this whole thing. Their whole family is essentially going to kill each other so they can scissor.
>>221286939ive read literally almost everything grrm has ever written and im watching early got again and desu only s1 felt remotely grrm and even still it was so low budget and dave and dan invented so much that its really not very grrm, just accept book canon and show canon as different shit
>>221286964Episode 2 of GoT Season 1
>>221286913>they literally refer to Lohar as "she" several times in this episode alonekek i must've missed all of them yeah i was talking about the book>casting a MTF tranny to play a "male" character is weird for HBOthey cast a FtM as the septon in Dunk. get on with the times, fellow chuddy. the future is trans. transhuman.
>>221286933Better than you ever will be. :)
>>221286893I’m sure that Bran will actually do shit in the books unlike the show where he does nothing but stare at people and say vague and cryptic bullshit for two whole seasons. Of course it’s been 15 years since the last book so it’s not likely we’ll ever see it. Honestly I feel like owl man due to how pointless these conversations probably are.
>>221286907I don’t care about Lucerne milk so that’s no skin off my nose, but twinkposting was the backbone of hotd gens
any word on winds of winter haha
>>221286920shit taste desu. it just wasn't as shit.
>>221286952Bastards have bad blood. It's in their nature.
>>221286982Glad to hear it.
>>221286960brown hands typed this post
>>221286893>GRRM’s been headed to King Bran since the startNTA. Like most problems in the show I don't think the idea is inherently retarded, but the execution is. You need to motivate why Bran is being accepted as the king, and my guess would be that GURM makes it seem like he's controlling the council (or whatever the equivalent would be in the books). Not only does that make it seem like some weird psionic cripple is making himself king in spite of good sense, but whether Bran is even 'himself' at that point can be questioned, is he just another tool of revenge from the children of the forest and whatever tree magic they're cooking up?It'd be milked for theory battles for decades and it kinda mirrors a source GURM likes to steal from, Dune. What are the limits of foresight and control of events? Who is actually a free agent and who is a pawn to the grand design, etc.
>>221286986delusional. It was aemond posting.
>see, chud? we’ve been telling you this whole time that trannies have been around since the medieval ages
You can't just call everyone and everything trannies, jeets, slop and goy.
>>221286987what do you think
>>221287028You must be new here
>>221286959whatever it is, i hope george just goes all in and westeros ends up being ruled by a near omnipotent god king whether its bran or bloodraven.
Chances that this season gets even lower ratings and mind break the show runners?
>>221286987>any word on winds of winterYes, several dozen of them have been written so far
>>221286955>They went over major characters’ fate back in 2013.If this is true then it just makes them look even worse.
>>221286987fun fact: today marks that it's been just as long waiting for the sequel to Winds of Winter as it took George to write the first five books!
Are they going to abandon Alys becoming Aemond's lover? She seems pretty pro black.
>>221287063Insane.
>>221287027The legend of Pope Joan was pervasive in the middle ages, as was the idea that the chair with a hole in it the popes sat on was there so they could verify they had balls. Tranny paranoia really isn't a new thing chuddie.
>>221287027shouldn't it be>you accept dragons, magic, and prophecies a but you can't accept a woman with dick made from her thigh skin and chopped off tits?
>>221287025that shit died off quickly, and it had given in to omega Schlick. later admins posting was just crystal cafe femcels infighting, not kino no mirth.although it was hilarious when that one magazine photoshoot made some of them lose attraction to Ewan and become suicidal over it lol
god forbid a show is inclusive when it comes to casting
>>221287028Shut the fuck up tranny jeet goyslop peddler.
>Several differing tales were told afterward of how and why the dragon fell. Some claimed a crossbowman put an iron bolt through his eye, but this version seems suspiciously similar to the way Meraxes met her end, long ago in Dorne.>Another account tells us that a sailor in the crow’s nest of a Myrish galley cast a grapnel as Vermax was swooping through the fleet. One of its prongs found purchase between two scales, and was driven deep by the dragon’s own considerable speed. The sailor had coiled his end of the chain about the mast, and the weight of the ship and the power of Vermax’s wings tore a long jagged gash in the dragon’s belly. The dragon’s shriek of rage was heard as far off as Spicetown, even through the clangor of battle. His flight jerked to a violent end, Vermax went down smoking and screaming, clawing at the water. >Survivors said he struggled to rise, only to crash headlong into a burning galley. Wood splintered, the mast came tumbling down, and the dragon, thrashing, became entangled in the rigging. When the ship heeled over and sank, Vermax sank with her. >It is said that Jacaerys Velaryon leapt free and clung to a piece of smoking wreckage for a few heartbeats, until some crossbowmen on the nearest Myrish ship began loosing quarrels at him. The prince was struck once, and then again. More and more Myrmen brought crossbows to bear. >Finally one quarrel took him through the neck, and Jace was swallowed by the sea.
>>221287069Is that the milk maid with the big cow tits dripping milk everywhere?
>>221287028Stop writing goyslop you tranny jeet.
What happened to the rest of the blonde queens kingsguard anyway? Why is there only 1 following her?
>>221287038I doubt george is ever writing another mainline asoiaf book. Maybe Dunk and egg, but not winds or any other mainline book.
>>221287063kek
>>221287028yes I can
god forbid a white boy have a little motion
>>221287063He finished and will release the rest when he dies. He just doesn’t want to be alive for the criticism. Trust the plan.
>aemond now another mommy issue chud like aegon (get it? chuds are like that because mommy issues! das rite)>overnight his character's being dogwalked by a powerful f*cking womanlol, no wonder taoobaposter left. he's not even the same character.
This is a completely different experience watching this and unlike anything I have ever watched before emotionally. Its a phenomenal show and this premiere did not disappoint at all but at the same time it just makes me angry and frustrated watching what happens all while knowing what happens. Having a understanding of the characters especially Rhaenyra who at her core I think is or now was a good person is now completely consumed by heartache, revenge and vengeance and that is all going to drive every decision moving forward until her death in the end. The saying "Too Much Power Can Kill" came from a time period like this even if it is fictionalized. Its a government of fools and the unwise. Tywin Lannister comes to mind in seeing just how unwise everyone in power is.
>>221287081Why are women so mentally ill?
>>221287071We should bring that back
>>221287086Include my dick in your ass
i dont even mind the black cast but the trannies ruin it
Sheepstealer is a QT!
>>221287093budget cuts
>>221287071And what does that have to do with what he said, you fucking moron?
>>221287137Why is he called sheepstealer?
>>221287144Dilate and find out
How does show Rae Rae keep going, when literally no one in her court respects her, and are simply using her name to further their own goals? They all openly defy her every step of the way.
>>221287137got that habsburg jaw.
>>221287150he steals sheep
>>221287137sheep stealer is pretty based. gives no shits. never dies and goes away to eat more sheep
>>221287150Go check on your flocks, you might be surprised...
>>221287137>ugly = evilit's all so tiresome...
>>221287150>nigger rides a dragon known for stealing What did they mean by this
>>221287116literally none of them are the same from s1. the last scene between aegon and alicent is actually well done and totally alien to anything they say or do now.
>>221286800luke is icsh
>>221287163oh
>>221287119Jesus even the ragebait quality had plummeted
>>221287137i look like this
>>221287116its literally 1 episode nigga who gives a fuck if he gave his mom a kiss
The best part of the episode was the culture clashDaemon and Oscar Tully clashing over handling the deadOrmond Hightower being repulsed by the smelly guy but still recognizing his valueThose were the best scenes. Much better than any big battles
>>221286913>they literally refer to Lohar as "she" several times in this episode alone>>221286978I thought they were referring to the ship
>>221286880Kieran isn't 10
>>221287186look how adult and mature he is, that must kill you inside
>>221286344King Bran is kino. People only didn't like it in the show because the writing turned to shit and the actor got ugly and awkward towards the end
>>221286211Kek even the guards are casually niggers and half of velaryon fleet are black kangz
remember how cute Helaena was before they made her diet Bran?I remember
>>221286344Can you believe Julius Caesar leads to Trump
>>221286500I was confused was she into it or not?
>>221286978>they cast a FtM as the septon in DunkHe was always a male, do some research
It’s pretty interesting there are antlered elk men just casually walking around in Westeros.
>>221287261love her desu. sad she has to an hero.also noticed the first minute you see like 3 different niggers
Tessarion <3
>I may have the feeble body of a woman but I have the heart and spirit of a king>She says while she’s in her room crying after her son put her in time outComedy
wait they already did the battle of the gullet? I thought that would be like a mid season finale thing.
>>221287119I'm gonna have to leave these threads since my mental health rapidly deteriorates with every passing day I post here. I'm not even being ironic, over the past couple of weeks I've been feeling some sort of progressing manic/paranoidal anxiety onrush that makes the insides of my chest roil with restlessness. I had to smoke half a pack in an hour yesterday night just so I could calm down the existential angst caused by mouldering here and go to sleep at like 3 am. It has been creeping up on me for quite some time and likely coincided with other stuff, but I'm pretty sure I can pinpoint these threads as a tipping point. I don't know whether it's the ritualposts that reinforce that sense of being in a schizophrenic loop, the inane offtopic discussion, the femcels, the pedos, the shitposts, the (you) addiction/chase or what have you, but I'm reaching my lowest point.I'll probably come back when casting news come out. Until then.
>>221287282he got a chode neck.
>>221287276Which Targaryen king put an end to all blacks, asians and malformed people living in Westeros?
>>221287288it was supposed to be s2 finale but accounting fucked up
>>221287294Turn on your monitor
>>221287282I hate when dragons die :(
>>221287284you can just see what’s her face the writer bitch lady, watching Elizabeth (1998) while doomscrolling then telling ChatGPT to fit the line into the HOTD scripts it was writing for her. or was it the 2005 one where she said it?
>>221287282SMASHED AND SLAMMED TOADLINE DRAGONS!
>>221287316At least she finds love first.
>>221287292lmfao oh this takes me backgod this place used to be fun
>>221287294Tessarion is a girl.
>>221287292Stop being a faggot. Lose the tripcode, stop taking yourself so seriously and relax.
Before season 2 came out there was a leak that Jace locks rhaenyra in her room and gets himself killed exactly like what happened In the episode
>>221287137Literally me after dollar draft night and I'm yelling at the bar skank I went home with because I think she stole my wallet and phone but it turns out I left them in the cab we took to her place and then she calms me down and buys me McDonald's breakfast that I barely choke down and she drops me off at my house and the police call my home phone while I'm laying on the couch with a bag of frozen corn on my head and wishing I was dead but the police officer on the phone tells me they found my wallet and phone but all of the money is missing from my wallet and he's going to bring my wallet and phone to me and to meet him in front of my house and I stumble out in sunglasses in my pajamas and he laughs at me as I sign the paper saying it actually is my property and as he drives away he says "Try to sober up buddy!" and laughs again and I puke in my front bushes and then go inside and sleep for 14 hours
>>221287119You’re spitting straight facts, ngl.
>>221287349lmao hi new
>>221286201Wait....that's supposed to be him?
>>221287137>>221287150>Why is he called sheepstealer?
>>221287344Just found out my bearded dragon was a female. was a mind fuck. they were chillin on my porch then i come back 5 minutes later and see like 12 non fertile eggs
>>221287344she got a chode neck>>221287310I turned it on. Now what?
>>221287151Absolute fucking retard.
>>221287349fucking newfag tranny
>>221287353No there wasntTake your meds
There is no reason a single person on the fucking Seasnake’s ship should have ever doubted that he knew what the fuck he was talking about in getting his ship through some tight ass gap.
>>221287380>you have to remember all the personal attention seeking retards in our general or you're new
>>221287272Obviously not, retard.
>>221287211they might. maybe that anon is the retarded one.the bitchsomething is the ship.>>221287273yeah of course sure lmao
>>221287276It seems like literal magical beings like that might be of interest to someone. Tyrion never went to see them? No maester?
We must post
>>221287375Now put down the mirror
>>221287370yes, they're hiding him
Dude this whole ballista on dragon shit is so retarded, I bet a elephant would snap those ropes yet a fucking dragon flying at high speeds gets dragged down? gimme a break
>>221287272she's doing it to manipulate him to go, be ambushed, and killed.that part of her want to do it.the other part was feeling the ick like anons pointed out.
>>221287249damn hes kinda hot
>>221287395>can’t tell a copypasta apart from regular post>no knowledge of basic HOTD memes>prehistoric tumblr reaction gif only played by 45 year old boomer women on Facebookstrongly consider suicide
>>221287267Can you believe thousands of years of your relatives surviving against insane odds, through sheer force of will and the will to live even in the worst of conditions, will be a dead end because of what a faggot pussy you are? That is truly sad.
>>221287407I called the mirror a dumb whore, now what?
>>221287412The Targaryens sorta forgot everyone knew how to bullseye dragons.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE WEIRD OUT OF FOCUS SHOTS
>>221287406>... and what has Ser Criston posted?
>>221287440stream your own and we can do it together
>>221287292Good. Kill yourself you fucking chomo faggot.
>>221287412It’s a young dragon getting dragged down by an anchor.
>>221287452they were incredibly distracting, also using a wide angle lens for closeupsand the weird aggressive vignetting>>221287462you first summerfag
genuinely thank fucking god the trans pirate died how did they ever get cast in the first fukcing place
>>221287412How much does vermax weigh? African elephants are 11 tons. Id be surprised if a dragon weighed that much considering that any flight at all by a natural organism typically means an super light body weight
>>221287395this, they expect us to remember all the samefagging thread personalities and their origin stories that they push. literally no one cares
>>221286247I thought this had something to do with the witch showing up.
>>221287452To disguise the budget. Make everything but the center of the screen blurry so people cant see how cheap it is
>>221287356This sounds a bit like it really happened...
>>221286768>>221286803>>221286816>>221286842They merged two different characters.Sharako Lohar was the Lysene commander at the Gullet, a man. He doesn't die, but he's pretty irrelevant except for some Triarchy stuff that doesn't matter.Racallio Ryndoon is a Tyroshi captain sent to the Stepstones to clear out pirates, immediately after the Dance, and he then crows himself king and makes a nuisance of himself. Ryndoon dresses like a woman, allegedly lets his men top him, has a bunch of wives, and propositions Alyn. He's just there to be a flamboyant pirate side character that then fades into irrelevancy.
>>221287479Treating it like a discord channel more than an imageboard
>>221287186season 1 bran is icsh
>>221287454
>>221287391they probably dont sail the gap and its a normal reaction to think this nigga crazy if he thinks he can navigate it.the thing about underwater hazards is, you can't see them. so yeah corlys has brass balls.great boats moment, felt like some master and commander shit.
>>221287316Really feels like watching a real animal die, they nailed that shit, awful
>>221287472>tripfag calling others summerfagsKEK that's rich, attention whore
>>221287509soft kissable mouth; why they would fuck the sheep when bran exists i do not know.
>>221287479all this cope because you can’t tell what a copypasta is holy shit lmao
Where are the ratcatchers? Are they safe? Are they alright?
Im currently only interested in the adventures of larys and aegon
>>221287535now repeat that it without crying
Alicent got fat
>>221287508>having to samefag your own copewhy even come to 4chan if you are so assblasted by board culture?go back to simping hamas on tiktok
>>221286195Ormund apparently has an extremely sensitive sense of smell, and he was disgusted by the filthy smell of the messenger, so he smells that flask of perfume to basically clear it out
>>221287472No nigger. I posted here on the first day it was made a trial board in 2007. I made the first GoT thread when the trailer premiere aired in 2010 before the third season finale of True Blood. You are a faggot child molester and you need to kill yourself. You subhumans are what has destroyed these threads.
why doesn’t larys jerk off to feet anymore
>>221287472>>221287589you're both giant faggots
>>221287558You really are a retarded pajeet aren't you?
>>221287589ur mom
>>221287591he only has eyes for aegon feet now
>>221287475What is being fired at them? a harpoon? what is it attaching to? bone? won't bone crack as the dragon moves forward super fast? muscle? won't it rip and tear and fall out? what kind of fuckin rope is that resistant? if it's so easy to kill a dragon back then how are they any good?
>>221287573nice to have a palette cleanser in a world where people dont bathe often.all of westeros probably smells like victorian england. essos smells like india.
>>221287609just a tripfag doing tripfag things
mmmmmm.
>>221287562not fat enough. i wish she gained another 30 pounds
>>221287567>samefagging>implying
>>221287629she got a little chubby....
>>221287111so someone needs to arrange it is what you're saying?
>>221287589Based.
>>221287475dragons are magical man. i mean they spit fire. they grow endlessly their entire lives, like trees. flying is the least of crazy shit they do.
>>221287589makes me nostalgic but ultimately lacks even the diminished passion of 2022 HOTD pedo hating. decent build up with the desperation to convince he’s not new, but then completely blows the landing. audience doesn’t really buy the outrage at the end.2.5/4 stars
>>221287620pretty muchpalate*, btwa palette is what a painter uses, heh
i dont mind shitposting but its the tripfags who are for some reason desperate to be remembered and expect everyone to know or care who they are on an anonymous image board, board/thread culture is fine but why do you tripfags insist on trying to stand out like youre hot shit when youre the biggest losers out
>>221287589>I'm old and still on 4chan 20 years later and still falling for bait Not the flex that you think it is.
>>221287567>MUH BOARD CULTUREWhy do you pedo retards always try to pull that card? Even going back to like 2008 when I would watch you losers pining over Nickelodeon or Disney kids or even Chloe Moretz, whenever anyone would point out what a disgusting pedo piece of shit you are you would say MUH BOARD CULTURE like a nigger saying raping and robbing was DEY CULCHA. Tripniggers destroyed this board by turning Oval into a circlejerk too, and 95% of you subhuman degenerates were confirmed pedophiles too. Not that you would know anything about what I'm talking about because you are an obvious LARPing newfaggot chomo.
>>221287686imagine typing all that
>>221287686they're usually newfags who are still too used to attention and being distinguishable from a crowd. Like a retarded teenager acting out around adults.
avatarfagging is a bannable offense btwtripfag attention whoring is janny approved i guess
>>221287684>palategood catch anon.i shall endeavor to speak proper.
>>221287710>trying this hard to pretend hes not a newfag who can’t tell a copypasta when it shows up>so assblasted he gets ChatGPT to write a rant postnext time tell it to add a little mirth, trannyanon
>>221287589based
>>221287386>7 days ago>Jace thinks Rhaenyra is losing it, being so trusting of Rhaenyra. So he locks her in a room, and nobody helps her get out. He then dies at the Gullet. WHAT A STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER RHAENYRA IS. https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/1u5rxi6/comment/ornu0mx/
The age of the twink is overThe age of the hunk is now
>>221287523anon is saying those are his sailors, have experienced dangers with him and should know he is the man
>>221287717FAGGOT
>>221287767that would be fine if it was actually true and there was some skin showed
>>221287629Princess Fiona.....
The fact I could see what the fuck was going on is already making this one of the best battle in recent tv history
>>221287499so even the other dude is a man
Season might deliver?Does Stark vs Hightower happen, knowers?
>>221287767dunk a cute
>>221287809that’s what happens when you look up from your phone
>>221287740I think it's probably more that noone ever really reports shit. I know I don't. I usually just call someone a faggot when they do something bannable or try and bait them into doing something bannable like announcing a report or a sage, laugh and then read the rest of the thread or check the catalog.
>>221287814what is she tearing?
>>221287836no, this happens when they fired the people in charge of light the scenes for that fucking fake ''realistic'' filter
>>221286153bastard got what was coming to him
>>221287853The script for s2
>>221287797
>>221287823read the spoilers. they're all real.
>>221287800fucking kek
>>221287870Link
>>221287842every time i report i get banned.it just invites scrutiny so why bother? im not getting paid to police this place.
>>221287853the patriarchy
>>221287395I just assume you are new to 4chan in general if you believe random long ass posts like that.
>>221287682You should try to figure out how to change your posting style so it isn't obvious you are taking off your trip to post even more retarded shit.>>221287687>NOT LE FLEX LE stopped reading there newfaggotI'm married to a woman I love and loves me back, who I was dating when I was in junior high school before I started posting here, she actually posts sometimes too mostly about Harry Potter shit because woman, we have three amazing kids who are just the best, and I post here when I'm on the shitter or bored. You, on the other hand, are a newfaggot retard who is wasting the best years of his life here LONG after the place has gone to shit and you most likely will die alone and unloved. You are also most likely a tranny or eunuch or might as well be one since you are a genetic dead end. I'd say I was sorry for you if I didn't know you chose this and refuse to fix it because of what a subhuman coward you are.
>>221287886>>221247210
>>221287814I forgot about the asian chick lmao. i'm def not watching
>>221287893he has a fucking trip. filter him if you don't like him.
>>221287893>im not getting paid to police this place.if you ask me the jannies are overpaid, didn’t they get a raise recently?
>>221287920Oof
>>221287893Sounds fucked up, what type of shit do you report?>>221287902Have you seen the sheer amount of schizos we get nowadays?
>>221287753>I'm retarded and got absolutely told and called out as the newfag LARPnigger I obviously am>BETTER USE ONE OF MY HEBREW TRICKS AND SAY IT WAS AI *Hand rubbing intensifies*Everything about you is sickening and terrible, and you truly need to kill yourself.
>caring this muchyou people need to go outsideor maybe have sex
>>221287835Fuck off. You aren't invited.
>>221287920>You should try to figure out how to change your posting stylethis coming from the samefag posting diaries to prove he’s not because he couldn’t tell a copypasta lolyou are posting fake details of your fake life in an anonymous thread for a show no one watches ahahaha holy shit
MY GOAT
>>221287971You want them to...breed?
>>221286208
>>221287975:(
>>221287988Are you crying? Are you actually crying right now? Does someone telling the truth really hurt you that bad?
will daemon split fake daerons ass when he gets handed over?
>>221288007WITH HASTE
>>221288007>>221288044MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS SER
>>221287959>still can’t tell what a copypasta isimagine being this assblasted, most would just take the L but you are doubling down. genuinely hilarious, but also kill yourself, roleplaying newfag
>>221287988he do be right doe lel it's pretty easy to see which times you are samefaging
>>221288007>>221288044>>221288072Let's perfect the webum for daily use.
>>221288083Should change Ser Soren's response to "TAOOBA?"
>>221288027???that’s wild, you really lost your mind over a dumb pasta. lolgo on, tell us more about your charmed life and how loved you are, spill your guts in /tv/
How are the writers this fucking retarded?
>>221288076Everyone knows what a copypasta is you embarrassing faggot. Stop quadrupling down because you got AVATOLD and called out as the larptard you are. I don't want anyone to kill themself but you are tempting me to wish it upon you.
>>221288083>perfect>starts with a cut
>>221288077it’s the laziest comeback to a coping newfag who has to agree with himself, why would I respond to something untrue? doesn’t matter how much you doubledown, you can’t even tell a basic copypasta
just finished watching the first episode>way too many characters have screentime>everyone forgot how to act>action scenes are edited for slop react channels like burlington barseven more episodes of this garbage. thank you for your attention to this matter
>>221288076>>221288096Look at the shiny salty tears running down it's porcine face. Kill yourself you fucking retarded nigger faggot.
>>221288098they're pushing an agenda
>>221288109>Everyone knows what a copypasta isexcept you apparently lmao who cares what you want newfag? go role play your fake family some more lol
>>221288129>now it’s using getting vocab from ChatGPT to try to sound unbotheredkek
>>221288124Are you talking about yourself? Hold up are you a bpd female? I apologize for everything if so and I think we can have sex and it will fix all of your problems with those anons and any anger you might have.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkAVo0hyUlsTysisters... how do we respond?
>>221288083
>>221288178
>>221288186Cuuute
>>221288146>>221288167You are actually mentally ill. I'm not trolling or trying to be rude or any of that. You have actual mental problems. Yikes.
>>221288186Literal slampig, worthy of that gold dragon a tumbleBROTHEL QUEEN
>>221288123verb, not adjective.
>>221288167>ChatGPTBe honest: How old are you?
>>221288205>next stage of cope is going for the mentally ill ployplease, continue, next stage is fake concern trolling. all because you can’t tell a basic, obvious part of the board and need anonymous strangers to truly believe you’re nir a retarded newfag!!kek
New thread when
>>221288186How do I get a Helaena wife?
>>221288177keep throwing shit at the wall, share all your insecurities through projection, you’ll get there eventually. and no anon, just like your fake wife, no one wants sex with you lolJesus all this over an old copypasta lmao
>>221288250Name five out of fifty of the original /tv/ tripfags. You can't, you won't, you're a LARPer and retard and everyone has called you out for what an obvious fucking faggot you are. Now prove you aren't a LARPer. I can name 20 of those pieces of shit just from memory.
>>221288259>be targ>roll a seeress sister>convince your parents to betroth you in the fashion of the conquerornot easily
blackyres were in the dance?
>>221288282You do realize you are talking to multiple people right BPD-kun? I can fix you.
>>221288299ok do it newfag, let’s see how good you are searching the archives. Go on, try to prove yourself, it’s clear how desperate you are.
>>221288316A reference to the future like bloodraven last season
1. too many negroes2. too many retarded women3. too many retarded tranny pirates4. the incest was cringe, completely unlike jaime and cersei5. the ship battle was kino6. lol @ a bald nigee drowning and stabbing a tranny pirate7. every white man in this show is portrayed as evil, weak, an incel, crippled, or homosexual (jace)HOTD is entertainment guilty pleasure slop, not much more beyond that. You can turn your brain off and enjoy it, I guess.
can we go back to Dunk now
>>221288318>omg im totally not samefagging and I have a wife from preschool but also im so desperate im flirting on a Mongolian torture porn image boardtakes all kinds I guess
>>221288316spriritually the blackfyres have always been around in targ conflicts
am I really supposed to remember which hilarious looking black girl this one they keep focusing on is?
>>221288341>that backgroundimagine unironically using burichanthe photons have fried your brain.
>>221288334You pathetic little faggot. How do you live with yourself being what you are? Here, I'll even spot you one: Kaiji.
why do we not have a new thread by now?
>>221288334>>221288360>>221288381>This samefagging retarded brown trannyDo us all a favor and kill yourself tonight.
>>221288381>imagine unironically using burichanYou are too young to use 4chan. Also, go to bed, kid.
>>221288299>originalwhat do you even mean by that? because the peak of tripfags here was like 2010--2014, and they weren't the "originals" and as someone who's been posting here since 2008, I don't even think I could name any from before the bella thorne waifu war type shit
>>221288406because I am being harrassed by cis cracker scum so make it yourself like wtf
>>221288410Why is this thread full of faggots, women, and faggot losers? I thought there'd be some hype here but it's the same retards crying every time.
arguing over whos the biggest oldfag like seriously no one cares
>>221288420>I'm a liar and I only know about the board as far as 4plebs goes back now but please believe me that I'm not a retarded newfaggot okay?!I'll spot you another one: SK.
>>221288445We know that's you posting that, faggot.
>>221288444>grrrr I HATE faggots and women... theyre ruining the thread about my favorite show, House of Faggots and Women and Negroes
>>221288445yea this thread got very sad very fast
>>221288397>he’s actually trying to get validation holy shit lolIdk what to tell you newfag, just lurk moar and stop relying on ai or trying to prove yourself to strangers, you’ll figure out the obvious memes and pastas eventually. lol
Is it just me or is there a pervasive sense of negativity in these threads? We just got the biggest action setpiece in GoT history but it seems like folks aren't happy
What the fuck was with Aemond kissing Alicent?
>>221288444>Why is this thread full of faggots, women, and faggot losersLiterally the target audience for house of slop lol
>>221288487I'm open minded and I am okay watching slop that's meant for women and negroes and homosexuals. You want to comment on the edgy forum now stop crying about it, faggot.
>>221288471>still desperately trying to save face after outing himself as newyou need loftier goals
>>221288444He's brown and a child molester newfaggot and I have decided to make him seethe until the thread 404s and some other Anons have also jumped in and called him on his faggotry and oh lawd is he seething. >>221288487See, there he goes again. Kill yourself brown chomo.
>>221288509tripfags shitting/samefagging up the thread as usual
>>221288510>You)
>>221288471I don't remember SK beyond the name, I wouldn't call that "remembering"There was also Cephalopod, who posted nudes, and the guy who kept trying to force "Durn to Yah" but I don't remember his name, Mr Eko, and Jack Burton, and I think there was a specific Summer Glau oneI remember DemiLov and BigBeast and Mountain Dew and Davey and Carnage and Atabtap of course, and I guess Krager still posts here or someone pretending to be himI'll give you one guess why I remember all these people
>>221288494>I AM OLD AND IVE BEEN POSTING ON 4CHANGS SINCE 2007>Well Im EVEN OLDER and IVE BEEN POSTING SINCE 2005. Im also UNKEMPT, SMELLY and FAT. I have DISGUSTING BODYHAIR and a wispy NECKBEARD! YOURE A NEWFAGWonderful thread
