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Cast the inevitable Amazon Prime adaptation.
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Idris Elba as the Nameless One
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Jack Black is "Morte"
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>>221287507
Ugly black niggress as Annah
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>narrator morgan freeman: what can change the nature of a man?
>the nameless one (played by jack black) rips a massive fart
>awkward silence
>yeah so i'm not one for philosophical questions but what i can tell you is what changes the nature of a man's stomach. there's this thai place i went to last night...
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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>>221287507
There is no overlap
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>>221287536
idr9s is a good actor actually. i can get behinds that just paint him grey
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>>221287778
How many times does TNO need to reincarnate to become Jack Black?
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>>221288154
7
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>>221287507
Harvey Weinstein is Fall-From-Grace
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Planescape Torment can only work as a game. You're supposed to identify as TNO until the game pulls the rug from under you and reveals all the things he's done. The sensory stones scene made me feel guilty because I spent hours in TNO's head by that point. You can't do that with a movie.
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UPDATED MY JOURNAL
UPDATED MY JOURNAL
UPDATED MY JOURNAL
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>>221287778
>trailer has a montage of jack black dying and waking up in the morgue again over and over again in increasingly comical ways
>frustrated morgue employee: look, man. if you want the complementary free morgue nachos, just ask, you don't need to keep killing yourself over and over again
>jack black: wait... you're telling me there's complementary free nachos?
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>>221287507
God, no.
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>>221287507
impossible to cast, far too complex
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>>221287778
>>221289620
Almost as good as adam sandler's blood meridian.
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>>221287536
>>221287646
There's already a canon black character in the party - Vhailor.
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>>221287778
unironically, one of his past lives could've behaved one-to-one like Jack Black
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>>221287507
never gonna happen the writing is too good for tv
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Jack black as the skull
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>>221290572
>"good writing" is preventing hollyjews from adapting it
lol? why would that stop them?
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A zesty gay nigger with nasty poopworm hair and a lisp
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I saw this ad on electronic gaming monthly for close to two years and had no idea what the game was about. It was intruguing. I thought akuji the heartless was also related to.it in some way because they had similar hairstyle.
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>>221287536
Needs to be white.
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>>221287564
patton oswald
worse?



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