KWEEN EDITION >>221289676
nigger show
>>221291333why alicent got so fat
Total Andal victoryTFMD, TVD, TRD
So what major deaths do we expect to see in S3 besides Jace?
>costs 50% less, written better, looks betterkneel and apologize and suck DnD's cock
>>221291390>written betterI will suck Gurm for that. We know what pure DnD writing looks like after season 4
>>221291383GRRM
>>221291390Man look at the color when the world was whiteAnd now all grey in the diversity
>>221291294Grey Ghost should've lived. Crippled dragon getting the jump on a healthy and reclusive dragon out of fucking nowhere was beyond fucking retarded. Cannibal should've gotten Moondancer before she got to met Sunfyre in Dragonstone. That allows Sunfyre to live just long enough to kill Rhaenyra and then die. Cannibal canonically hates Targ dragon yet nothing comes out of it. He also often preyed on eggs and hatchlings and Moondancer is much smaller in the books, barely the size of a war horse. It makes sense he'd target her over a full grown, albeit wounded Sunfyre
>>221291383They'll end the season most likely with the King's Landing riots, the Dragonseed betrayal at Tumbleton and Daemon ignoring Rhaenyra's plea of help.But I expect the Dragonpit incident to happen in early season 4, since they need Daenyra to do something before she becomes Sunfyre's breakfast
i will also apologize for every bad thing i said about dani, her unbearable girlboss acting was never as infuriating as rhaenicent dogshit plus we got to see her bare tits and ass. regularly.
>>221291455Take me back to Weinstein era tv
>>221291353didnt know there was kfc at the vale
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT A REAL SET? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT WHERE IS THE BLURRY CGI BACKGROUND AND FLAT DESATURATED LIGHTING?????
>>221291333reviewfags need to start leaking the 3 other episodes they got to see before us
>>221291463it's all gone
>>221291333Holy fuck! She's more hideous than Milly now.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE IS MY CGI DOGSHIT MONEY LAUDNERING OPERATION
>>221291350Had too many lemon cakes on her cruise to Dragonstone and back.
>>221291392>>221291431>Grey Ghost should've livedHe just wanted to eat da fishies :'(
needs a cgi dock background to tie it all together tbqh>look thru all my s8 screens and its all cgi dogshitcan really pinpoint the moment when they stopped giving a fuck at long last and just shifted to booking a soundstage for a month and calling it a season
>>221291450so basically>Jace (already happened)>Otto>Criston>Helaena (confirmed by Gurm)>Ormund
>>221291366>>221291353Lol this bitch eats the vomit of the dragon? Fucking hell
>>221291450Season should end at God's Eye
You aren't supposed to be Rheanyra Sara
>fallout season 2 is more competent than HBO premium showunironically when was the last time hbo released something good besides dunk
what was this?
>>221291580*Literally me" thought Sara Hess
>>221291455Emilia clarke was a good actress unironically if you hated you're a fucking idiot
>>221291588gandalf
>>221291588Carcosa
>>221291588
>>221291570Theyre not putting gods eye anywhere before final season. Normies watch the show for Daemon
>>221291588neelix
>lore accurate Rhaenathis show could have been so fucking good if it wasn't made in this pozzed era
>>221291600lol
If this had been the S2 finale, people wouldn't have said the show was shit despite all the other stuff.
>>221291643>You right now
>>221291629your stroke per minute rate's going to be pretty much the same in any time period or historical continuity, anon
>>221291667what
>>221291629Giv russian prozzy gf
>>221291629Lore accurate Rhaenyra meanwhile is a fat ass BBW
He comes....
>>221291629>lore accurate Baela>a badass tomboywe could've had a strong Targaryen woman to care about instead of forcing Rhaenyra to do shit she wasnt supposed to do.
>>221291687It's dusgusting tbat in the 2020s they still do fat erasure. I thought Hollywood was for fat acceptable and against weightism. I'm disappointed in the fatphobic Sarah Hess
>>221291629>bogged whore
>>221291703Justice for the monkey
>>221291703>we could've had a strong Targaryen woman to care aboutIn that situation you'd only have whinged because she was a fatass and your masturbatory needs weren't being met.
>>221291717Now that I think about they could have cast monke as Baela. They're cousins, it wouldnt be weird for her to look like young Rhaenyra
>>221291707Calm down Roose
>>221291588Isn’t this the second time he’s shown up?
is this the lowest HBO show?it's just so fucking boringat which season will it be cancelled?
>>221291699I can’t fucking wait.
>>221291778next season is final
Every single woman on this show is a good person Every single minority is a good person Every single evil house is on team green Every single good house is on team black What a piece of shit show
jacels........our watch is over
>Alt Shit X is not going to be making episode recaps for this season because he's attending some ASOIAF related theater play in Julykwabnigger could have had enough respect for us and admit it's too much hassle instead of making up dumb shit like this
>>221291805Together again
>>221291805>counting or not counting Andal violence?
>>221291383I'LL HAVE NO SONGS ABOUT HOW BRAVE YOU DIED, QUEEN FUCKER
>>221291805Jayce the jobber.
>>221291808he's already a millionaire, he just wants to enjoy his money and not have to second guess himself and play devil's advocate at the writers having a plan.
The dragons feel super underpowered, even sheepstealer was getting fucked up by the mollys, since when does fire hurt a dragon?
>>221291887I don't think his YT channel is so successful to make him a millionaire
MAYHAPS
>>221291333any hero anon have a link to a stream of this onlinethe iptv i use is down the stupid fucking bitches
>>221291805miss him forever
>>221291900Cannonballs thrown at your face hurt regardless
>>221291366lol
This shit is so bad I turned it off half way through. I'm not sure I have the willpower to make it through another season of this garbage.
>>221291487name?
>>221291913more likely hes a multi millionaire from his channel. his vids are long and all have around million views, meaning average viewer gets way more ads than in a 10 min vid.
>>221291947game of thrones
>>221291805Ravens told me Jace is stablePlease Mother
>>221291808others will take his place. such is the cycle of life
>When the dragons come, your flesh will burn and blister and turn to ash. Your wives will dance in gowns of fire, shrieking as they burn, lewd and naked underneath the flames. And you shall see your little children weeping, weeping till their eyes do melt and slide like jelly down their faces, till their pink flesh falls black and crackling from their bones. The Stranger comes, he comes, he comes, to scourge us for our sins. Prayers cannot stay his wroth, no more than tears can quench the flame of dragons. Only blood can do that. Your blood, my blood, their blood.
So we are not gonna talk about the werewolf the Tullys were cutting up at the start of the episode?
>>221291805Jace will be getting sloshed with Daemon and Aemond after they 'die' at the Gods Eye talking shit about how retard Alicent and Rhaenyra were.
APOLOGIZE
RIP Vermax. I knew it was coming and that made it way worse.
>ulf the white: gay raped sad boy>hugh hammer: muh wife, muh family sad boywhat the fuck? how are they going to handle the betrayal
>There the demons dwell, up there. Fire and blood, blood and fire. This is their city. If you would make it yours, first you must destroy them. If you would cleanse yourselves of sin, first must you bathe in dragon's blood. For only blood can quench the fires of hell.
>>221292016muuh castle obviously
>>221292016>how are they going to handle the betrayalHugh's wife is going to die at Tumbleton so his betrayal is out of loyalty to his wife and not 'muh prophecy'.
guys? the fucking werewolf at the start?!?!
>>221292002That was a lion
So what is the significance of Cole's painting his House's sigil on his shield?
>>221292044Lannisters carry live lions with them?
>>221291588It's a Green Man https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Green_men
>>221292055Targs carry live dragons, why is the Lannisters having lions such a stretch?
>>221292055yes we saw it last season.
>>221291799What about the tranny captain?
>>221292055Yes, that's the point
>>221292075>>221292076>>221292086>carryDragons are WMDs that destroy armies, lions are pets that get killed by a knife
What is Larys doing, isn't he supposed to be the cunning epic super genius of this show? It didn't look like he had any control over that situationIs he hoping that using the value of Aegon will win him a guarded escort that he can later manipulate an escape from? This is the problem I had with Littlefinger's "genius", it's always miraculously lucky gambles.
>>221292069the fuck
>>221292096But it's cool
>>221291629Joey King is so cute!
>>221292079bitch got choked and stabbed to death by the giganigga lmao
>>221292096Yes, and the Targs take them to battle. Starks have wolves in the main books, why are you questioning the Lannisters having lions?
>>221292112i think the plot will be these chud men will betray rhae-rhae and start following aegon instead. that's how he gets to dragonstone and sets up for S4
>>221292140he is not just a giganigga but successful game dev. pretty funny guy on Xitter
>>221292147You playing dumb or what? Dragons and Direwolves are weapons, lions are cats that cannot be trained top do anything except lounge around.
>>221292164The Lannisters don't fucking care, they're doing it because they can. You set a lion loose in the battlefield it's bound to get some kills. It doesn't have to make sense. It's a show of power and riches from the lion house.
>>221291333for an E9 battle episode, the battle was only a short part of it. the main cast wasn't even in the battle.
>>221292140best scene in the show so far
>>221292164Are you playing dumb? How hard is it for you to comprehend a trained lion in a series that features trained, giant ass fire breathing lizards? Why is a fucking lion where your suspension of disbelief draws the line here?
THATS MY SISTER
>>221292190there was no battle thought, they showed us the end the ships shit doesn't count
>>221291799>Every single minority is a good personyeah i hate this about the show. they put all the good goy tokens on TB. greens only have the black maester and he is treated as a clown.
>>221292163that's cool, didn't know that
>>221292205that dialogue for low-iq normie viewers who don't understand what's going on
>>221292193Dragons are intelligent, cats are notoriously hard to train. It makes no sense and it's stupid. Even imaginary shit needs to follow internal consistency and logic to be believable and pleasant to watch. Dragons fit that. War cats don't.
>>221292212>they put all the good goy tokens on TBSome black dudes, only a couple of whom seem to get lines? Refresh my memory.
Can't wait for the next week.
>>221292223not like us amirite /tv/bro it needs real mental acuity to understand sophisticated shit like hotd
srsly, wat the fuck is that?
>>221292232>Dragons are intelligentNot in the Westeros series they aren't. Here they're just big stupid beasts.
>>221292140she also took a knee and did the black lives matter fist salute first and directly addressed the audience that there's no room for racism in westeros or the real world
This show has confirmed blacks are still above trannies in the woke hierarchy Tranny got smoked by that BBC
>>221292253nigga >>221292069
>>221292232You literally just watched an episode in which one of the main characters died because a dragon is not easy to tame and chimped out on everyone.
>>221292241this
>>221292257kek is this your first week watching? Dragons are clearly intelligent in GoT.
>>221292270but that's a feral dragon. you can't expect him not to chimp out after domesticating him for like an hour max
>>221292246We've read the wiki, Ser. Do not confuse us with cazzie show watchers
>>221292265>Tranny got smoked by that BBCthey had anal intercourse? another bold move from HBO!
>>221291822did they? ...
>>221291563RYON!
man, going from Knight of the Seven Kingdoms back to this shit was roughalso why does Condom think making everything a consequence of bad luck rather than character decisions is compelling?
>>221292257>sunfyre gives aegon a playful bump>vhagar makes sure that laena understands what she is saying>syrax understands her own child's death and mourns the dragons in this show aren't retards
>>221292163hes not a successful gamedev what are you smoking, he blamed racists for not buying his game that bombed faggot
If this was a good show, Rhaena would've been trying to tame Sheepstealer only to be revealed that it was already tamed by Nettles
>>221292286And it gives you a good understanding of how different a wild animal is when it's trained, but for some reason you've just decided a lion is where you draw the line. That's really a you issue, there's a lot of shit in this episode infinitely dumber than the Lannisters having a lion.
>>221291687this makes more sense now as to why her knight was angry she made him fuck her.
>>221291765Getting a slam pig and a mountain of gold.Roose won so hard.
>>221292325Normies don't know what a Nettles is.
> "Sometimes they are heroes. Sometimes they are villains. More often they are something in between, grey characters … and grey has long been my favorite color. It is so much more interesting than black or white."George RR Martin They then proceed to make the story that is literally >All the “Good” houses on team black >Almost all the “good characters” besides one is on team Black >Team black shit on team green at every point in the story >Every single “bad” house is on team green >Every single evil character is on team green >Team Green get absolutely shit pj at every point in the story The show is quiet literally team women and minorities vs team white male
Rhaenyra's little speech about having the mind of a king was so cringe I actually did gif related irl
>>221292316>syrax understands her own child's death and mournsscene? nta
How do they train white ravens to go to a specific castle?
>>221292375the ravens are hatched in that castle and transported by land to other p[laces, so when released they go back to their home. that's how they did it irl with pigeons.
>the show literally removed the entire character of neetles and kept Laenor alive just to remove any ounce of Rhaenrya being a Slay Queen Mary Sue What a shit show tv show honestly, I blame George the fat fuck for not having more oversight on his material and this is why he will NEVER be remembered in the same vein as the goat Tolkien
>>221292388If they are transported by land how would they know the way back?
>>221292370when Rhaenyra finds the remains of Arrax and Luke in S2
>Condal and Hess made Aegon give up his crown to strangers, instead of Rhaenyra giving up her crown as it is in the source materialyou'll still see tards online saying this show isn't biased to the Blacks btw
>>221292410kek, the magnetic field of the planet
>>221292396you reckon Tolkien would have been happy with the LotR trilogy?
>>221292420Sure he'll get his crown back when he reunites with Sunfyre in the next episode.
>>221292431Probably not, but if he saw the Hobbit and RoP he'd realize LotR isn't nearly as bad as it could've been.
Is this ep even worth watching?S2 was so bad I started skimming through it after the first few episodes, is it at least better than that?t.books enjoyer
>>221291765>Lady Walda is a Frey, and she has a fertile feel to her. I have become oddly fond of my fat little wife. The two before her never made a sound in bed, but this one squeals and shudders. I find that quite endearing. If she pops out sons the way she pops in tarts, the Dreadfort will soon be overrun with Boltons. Ramsay will kill them all, of course. That's for the best. I will not live long enough to see new sons to manhood, and boy lords are the bane of any House. Walda will grieve to see them die, though.
>>221292447The key jangling action part is fun.
>>221292420What the show is biased towards team black and slay queen!?!? Don’t be ridiculous Just because the writers changed it so Aemond hates his brother, and that Laenor loves, and rhaenrrya has no involvement in blood and cheese, and removed beetles and changed accent to team Black and made Cole a chud does NOT mean the show runners are biased
>>221292443You underestimate the jolly old professor's fondness for grousing*. Check out his correspondence some time.* Some of which, in fairness, is very funny
>>221292447Its trash but entertaining
>>221292431It’s as good as an adaption can be >>221292469
Honestly are the show runners genuinely retarded?The biggest marketing tool this show had going for it was the fact the source material has two teams who the audience can support and it’s not generic good vs evil. They could have done so much with the marketing and suspense and the different good and bad characters from each side interacting and evolving etc Instead they made it team good black people and women vs evil rapist chuds
i was pissed at alicent. just kill this bitch asap
Why did Larys immediately reveal Aegon's identity when they seemed to be doing fine after Aegon got punched and inadvertently kneeled? Why did the Kingsguard listen to Jace and lock his mom in her room? Isn't she the queen? Why does that tranny give me uncanny valley vibes, why does xhem look like something out of a horror movie? Almost like a cgi wax figure or some shit. Why did they replace a competent Nettles with a Niglayreon sister who may be the worst actor of all time, I don't blame Sheepstealer for btfo'ing everything with that yapping retard screeching constantly. How are the CGI dragon battles somehow boring? Why did they keep using that same 3-cord music vrmmm vrummm vrummm some fucking retard shit, was it supposed to cause tension cause it fucking didn't.All in all great episode, I give it a fucking 2.5/10.
>>221292496>Honestly are the show runners genuinely retarded?Yes
>>221292496The "evil rapist chuds" are the good guys btw
>>221292523>they seemed to be doing fine after Aegon got punched and inadvertently kneeled?Nigga did you watch the fucking scene? They were took them for Greens and were going to kill them.
>>221292447Just watch the fleet battle.
>>221292533Too "chosen" for me, bruh.
>>221292540>>221292523Honestly with how the show is going I’m suprised the writers didn’t make Aegon cry and get on his knees and blow the soldier to survive
>>221292557And offer to eat his shit?
>>221292533who the fuck is this guy? was he in the previous season? he looks like the Dickon actor from GoT.
>>221292540Oh, I guess I spaced out and missed that part.
>>221292575>Who is the guy with the HIGHTOWER engraved on the front of his fancy armourHonestly? Could be anyone. Could even be a Hightower.
/aemond/bros, ww@?If Aemond Targaryen speaks, I listen.If Aemond Targaryen orders, I obey.If Aemond Targaryen has a million fans, I am one of them. If Aemond Targaryen has one thousand fans, I'm one of them.If Aemond Targaryen has one fan, I am that fan. If Aemond Targaryen has zero fans, I’m dead.If the world is against Aemond Targaryen, I'm against the world.
>>221292588Clearly he meant what specific character you retard
>>221292600We know, Helaena
>>221292575>>221292588That's Jon Hightower
>>221292603And Otto mentions him by name in the second season, along with the fact that he is marching with the Hightower army.
>>221292557>>221292564>Please i will suck your cock, i will eat your shit, you want me to eat your shit? I will eat your shit in front of the Red Keep
>>221292575It's Melisandre, notice how his neck is always covered
>>221292359Have you read Fire and Blood? Fire and Blood makes it pretty clear that Rhaenyra is unfit to sit the Iron Throne and was a worse ruler than Aegon II.
LMFAO wtf is this shitty fanfiction.
>>221292533>”Does it matter which is king” he sneers Show runners we get it you want us to hate team green but stop ramming it down our throats every fucking second
>>221292651Ah the maesters and their writing
Reminder the show literally made Aegon a rapist and child abuser in season one for literally no reason lol
>>221292447At this point I'm only watching the show for Aemond.
>>221292543Chosen?
>>221292671>child abuserI forgot that part. What a bizarre writing choice. It felt out of character then and it feels out of character now,
Imagine if Joffrey told the kingsguard to lock Bobby B in his room for his own safety... and they did it.
>>221291333thread too soon-1
>>221292447It's all bad just like everything after Season 1 of GoT
It can't all be Green supporters here, right?
>>221292699He would smash the door down with his cock alone, Gods he was strong then
>>221291629better casting than emma or milly
>>221292699Just shows that nobody respects Rhaenyra. Nobody sees her as capable of making her own decissions.
