>it’s an Artie gets his seasonal humiliation ritual episode Kino
Why was he so pissed about the original restaurant getting torched anyway, I mean he got a new, fancy place
>>221291516It's the emasculation behind it, they decided his life without consulting him like a parent does a young child
>>221291501If they elaborated more on the fact he used to be worse than all the others when they were teens it would make more sense narratively
>>221291516Didn’t they say it had been there since the 30s?
>>221291501Remember when he beat the shit out of Benny the fanook?
>>221291516His new place was too wide open it lost that touch the original had
>>221291501How come Tony cared about him so much? Even till the end. Fucker did plenty of shit that could have easily got him popped. Tony ended up not giving a fuck about anyone, even killed Chrissy, but Artie ended up fine.
>>221292382Probably the same shit as the ducks. Tony is endeared by innocence and wants to have it around him. So one of your childhood friends being a civilian and not a mobster fills that niche in his mind
>it’s Artie's last episode where he's one of the few characters getting an happy ending in the showKino.
>>221291501His awkward creepiness towards female staff felt like the worst crimes of the series. Genius.
>>221292382Artie wasn't part of the lifestyle, was a childhood friend, beloved by all the other people in the community, etc. He's like the one good example of an Italian American they have other than Milfy.
>>221293533would you say the same if he still had his hair?
>>221292382Artie was Tony's pet
>>221291619Benny is always the first one to take a hit. He also gets slammed through a table during the intervention scene. Paulie punches Christopher and he tackles Benny in retaliation.
>>221293670He could have hair like Kasey Kasem, wouldn't matter.>>221293993He also gets beat by Phil.
>>221293993Don't forget when Phil beats the shit out of him with a golf club>"I'm just on my way to the hospital.">"Well that's up to you."
>>221292382Probably because he was never explicitly "involved" like the last real friend Tony had and the last shred of "innocence"
>as soon as you found out i wasn't going to fuck you, you started picking on me.>Well i never fuck you. I go to Benny and we laugh at you when i fuck him in the pile of money that we take from your stupid customers!!
>>221291619Fist to fist, Benny was winning. Only when Artie fought dirty by tackling him to the ground and punching him a few times before he could recover. Benny got his revenge later and it's not like Artie even had the street smarts to react.
>>221291516Let me destroy the thing you spent years building that helped raise your family. Don't worry, insurance will pay out so you can stress out about buying some new soulless place in a worse market that has no sentimental value.
>>221294107Benny failed that scene so bad when he didn't lock his car door and immediately reverse out of there.
>>221293670Hair is for wives, goomars, and who-wuhs
>>221296767This. He could've got the fuck outta there easily if he wasn't fucking retarded
>>221296750>Artie fought dirty by BTFOing Benny and kicking his ass>Benny got his revenge later by sneaking up on Artie like a pussy
>it's an artie tries to cheat on his wife despite her being the hottest woman in the show episode
NONSTOP ASS RAPE
>>221297089>Ducks
>>221296750>Only when Artie fought dirty by tackling him to the ground and punching him a few times before he could recover.Why is that fighting dirty?
>>221297072Yeah she was mighty fine but fucking the same pussy gets boring, even if she's a 10/10, ask Jay Kay.
>>221297128Autistic people believe only turn based fights are fair.
