It was good.
>>221293931did you watch it already? how?
>>221293931I love that all the mega spergy chud reviewers all say "yeah it was good or okay but it's the fact that it was made that is the issue anyway"It's still a fair point but all those guys were dead on claiming it will definitly be shit so that just seems like a cope
>>221294044It came out this past weekend, anon, I saw it in the Dolby cinema last night.
>>221294328who was sure it was going to be shit? one chud in your brain
>>221294328I think the prediction was that it would be okay, like the 4th film was. And like the 4th film, have absolutely nothing new to say, retread the same ground as earlier movies, and ultimately be forgotten because the series ended perfectly at the 3rd film.And that's basically what every review says now. It's fine, Toy Story is always fine, but it's not as good as the original 3.
>>221293931I will not watch it. Regardless of its quality, I will not it.The original might be in the top 100 things to ever be made by humankind.
When will gen xim/xers and millenials grow up?
>>221294615>retread the same ground as earlier moviesDoes the iPad get redeemed?
>>221294791When I lost my virginity. So, never.
>>221293931I heard that Woody and Buzz are barely in it
>>221294865Woody retired. Try to keep up. This aren't complex movies.
>>2212946154>2
>>221294328The next cope will be that it needs to make 5000x its budget to break even
>>221294839It did. It stared directly at the audience and went on a 20 minute diatribe about how ipads are not a substitute for actual parenting; that you are retarded if you give your kid an ipad before the age of 10; condemned cocomelon; shat on single moms and disney "adults"; and cited how giving ipad to children is worse than rape and murder
>>221294877I didn’t stoop so low as to watch the previous one.
>>221294925
>>221294946But you came here to complain anyway.
>>221293931>>221294328What's so good about it?
>>221293931Only Toy Story 1 and 3 are real
>>221293931Why is every single new Toy Story movie after the trilogy ended just copying the premise of the first film?>kid gets new toy>stops playing with old toys>Woody gets mindbroken by the fact They did that already with Buzz Lightyear who is an actually likeable character unlike Forky and the moral of the story was that Woody was in the wrong. Why is the tablet suddenly the evil one now?
>>221295247Toy Story 2 is the best one you faggot
>>221294075PEPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>221293931It really, REALLY wasn't. Jessie is the lead and it's the same shit as always, new toy, fear of obsolescence, road trip, rescue mission, acceptance of new status quo. Doesn't even feel like a real movie, feels like a $100M fanfiction. Hated it and that they're already planning like three more of these is ludicrous.
>>221293931People rarely want anything after the third entry in a series to be good especially if it’s telling pretty much the same story from the start like Toy Story is. But regardless Toy Story might actually be the best movie series of all time at this point by now.
>>221294615Toy Story 3 is not on the same level as the first two movies. I honestly think 3, 4, and 5 are all of a similar level of quality, and all of them feel technically "unnecessary" after the perfect ending of 2.I get that people like the bookending that 3 ends with, but most of that movie is bad. In some ways I honestly preferred 4, even if they're both pretty turgid at points in their narrative (the prison break in 3, the antique store in 4 both feel like they drag).
>screenplay by the writer of Little Miss SunshineI still love it
>>221295561>they're already planning like three more of theseI'd reckon they've only got one more in them, tops. Tom Hanks, Tim Allen and Joan Cusack already sound old in 5, to the point that they're making constant jokes about it, and I reckon that once one of them dies it'll probably be the end for these movies. Toy Story has changed a lot but I don't think it'd survive without Woody or Buzz. Though it'd probably survive without Jessie.
>>221295795It was irritating to see the movie wake up for like five minutes when the focus shifted to Woody and Buzz. They've got what made these work still there but willfully don't utilize it for whatever dumb reason.
>>221295890A lot of 5 felt way more apiece with the first two movies than the previous two. The Buzz army (calling back to the utility belt Buzzes of 2), the entire Jesse plotline being a direct continuation of her arc in 2, the Jesse and Buzz knot finally being tied, and of course the low hanging fruit like the callback to Woody and Buzz flying at the end of 1.I get that Woody and Buzz maybe weren't together for a lot of it, but it still somehow felt like more than the last two, which kept them separate for basically the entire film.
>>221295446burnt out boomers spinning their wheels until retirement + corpo meddling because they probably won't allow original characters to be written out completely because Hanks & Allen need another paycheck.
Was gonna torrent this and watch it while it rains later on today, but I have a question. I've only really seen TS 1 and 2, and just some bits and pieces of 3. Can I just skip ahead and watch this? I don't like that cowgirl with the pigtails. Does it have a lot of her in it? Is there any woke shit going on? Are there Awkwafina-type voice "actors" in any capacity in TS5?Just wanna know before I waste more of my valuable time. I'm never ever ever watching anything again with that bat-witch in it.
>>221295788Toy Story 3 sucks. It entirely relies on you growing up with the other 2 movies.
Is Jessie the main character now? Why is she front and center behind the tablet? Can we PLEASE drop the girl-boss trope? Fucking pisses me off.
>kid get ipad >actually ipad badWow so good expectations subverted
>>221297101Stick to Top Gun, gramps.
>>221297143She literally is the main character in this movie. Woody's arc was resolved in 4 and Buzz can't really function as the load bearing dramatic pillar.
>>221295247I think you meant to say 1 THROUGH 3Haha we all make mistakes, it's okay anon>>221295475this
>>221297681Ah ok. I won't even watch the trailer then. I hate all women.Thanks for letting me know.
>>221295155the frogpad is sexy
>>221297993For the record, I love women.
>straddles you and cowgirl rides ur cock like crazy
>>221298540I couldn't fathom being sexually attracted to these things if I tried.
>>221293931>pixar company who helped catapult steve jobs back into APPLE and started this digital device zombie MESS thinks they are making a BRAVE and COURAGEOUS statement against digital entertainmentwho are they fucking kidding?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc
>>221295762Trvke. Sorry to parrot YMS, but Toy Story 3 is just a more corny rehash of Toy Story 2.
>>221298787Kids today would rather watch 8 hours of Binging with Babish than actually play and use their imagination. It's a nightmare.
>>221298936The scenario that 5 depicts for toys is downright apocalyptic. It's honestly even more depressing than 3.
>>221298936nah its funny because eu regulations led to the complete drop of plastic toys from happy meals out of fear of plastic waste and in favor of qr scan digital game bullshit and non lasting felt toys, until the sonic 3 movie made the redebut of plastic toys. so I wonder who led this charge of dropping physical toys in the first place? parents? how many layers of disbelief does this movie require?and this movie makes digital games the problem because disney has a state in selling plastic merch garbage. wall E was already a sufficient criticism about everything and this movie stepped on its own tail instead. whatever happened to the great movie that brought so many different toy brands together? and now its a buzz and woody hyperpromotion mess that has to noticeably increase buzz lightyear promotion by 5000% because the brand reputation was ruined by the lightyear movie and the executives be meddling. what a fucking mess.
>>221298540You need to be put down
>>221299116I don't understand why people are up in arms about this. If the movie was a didactic critique about unsupervised screentime, negligent parents, and the consequences of unfettered access to the internet, it would be preachy instead of fun. I think the movie does just enough with its critique, by showing how technology makes Bonnie meaner to others and herself, to make its point. Movies should not be parenting your children for you.
>>221293931bump
>muh trilogee>muh beginning, middle and end>bookends >123>333333333I fucking hate you fags so much
>>221294328Toy Story 3 never needed to be made.
>>221294703>I will not itLol
Give me a good reason why you are consooming disneyshit past the age of 10, /tv/>in b4 muh kids/nephews reporting you to CPS for exposing them to jewish media
>>221301398
>NOOO YOU NEED TO BUY ALL OF THESE ACTION FIGURES WE MADE>STOP GIVING YOUR KIDS VIDEO GAMES REEEE
>>221295788This was the perfect ending, it didn’t need that awful 4 movie neither this one. I get that Toy Story make money but they could easily start with other kid, maybe with a bad kid like Sid for example.
>>221294615Honestly I'd say 5>4 just because of the disservice 4 did to Woody as a character. 5 can't fix that and isn't interested in doing so, but nothing gets worse, just kinda stay stagnant.I like what the film had to say about technology, with the only caveat being that they could have done this 10 years ago.>>221294839>>221294925Lilypad taking accountability automatically puts her above GabbyGabby.
Toy story finished at toy story 1
>>221299530And so this movie comes across as propaganda for tech access hysteria because nations worldwide are already clamping down on social media access before the age of 16 and even planning to implement age verification for installing an os. We're probably supposed to weep for these fictional plastic toys while it encourages a dystopian nightmare of age verification and information brokerage like cambridge analytica wasnt enough. Remember when socializing was just msn messenger instead of this fear mongering when its the platforms like facebook by zuckerberg to stalk classmates that are disturbing, not the technology? Big tech doesn't have "feelings" or "feels bad" either about the negative consequences and promotes bad feed algorhithms. This movie is quite literally broken. I cannot believe I am saying this, but its 2026 and masters of the universe manages to deliver better and more solids aesops than toy story.
>>221294877Has to tend to the friend inside him
How is Woody back with the rest of them
