>>221294732
Pretending to not know someone you actually do know is pretty insecure

>>221294772
People outside of muttmerica don't watch your marvel slop

who the fuck is erling haaland

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>>221294772
Hes an autistic footballer theres plenty of them that just don't consume media

>>221294823
the people outside your front door? big doubt

>inviting a man to dinner
not beating the allegations Tom...

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>>221294915

yeah i'd just pretend to be contrarian if I looked like that too

>>221294823
>>221294915
He said he DM'd him, as in sent him a message on social media. Is there any social media platform that doesn't verify celebrity accounts. Haaland would know if a celebrity was messaging him. Pretending like you can't literally just click the person's name to find out everything about them is retarded and retards like you who are so retardedly ignorant of this are even more retardedly retarded.

>>221294915
>>221294953
While I understand not liking certain media, I myself dislike and don't read novels. I makes me think what he does in his down time.
I assume he has always been an active person, I am a bong and also a street urchin as a child who would have been out playing and laying football, so he would be like that by nature, just never grew out of it. thing is you cant play football every hour of the day, be physically active all your life and while he could have other hobbies or house work, appointments etc to do he cant do that all the time either.

>>221294998
So what? If hes a verified account? If you don't know the name why would you reply?

>>221294732
That's fucking gay

>>221295013
Michael Owen is just a very dull person.

>>221294732
So Zendaya is a beard?
Is she a dyke, too?

>>221295016
Why are you pretending you wouldnt even check who it is? If I got DM'd by some random celebrity I didn't know asking me for lunch the least I would do is click on his profile. Pretending to not know what spiderman is is just disingenuous, even if its not your thing.

>>221294953
Good flight flicks tbqh

>>221294823
Actually very untrue - Spiderman is a world-wide icon

>>221294772
Not knowing Tom Holland is 100% reasonable if you don't watch Marvel movies. He's in literally nothing else.

>>221295031
I actually just looked to see if I can find a brief answer as if anyone asked the question what he does in downtime and yeah I seen that he at least has a reputation of being rather boring as a character.


Still, when you think about the average persons 24 hour day, there are always times when you have hours doing nothing, resting or non physically active leisure activity. For me that is when I watch movies.

I a similar related note I dont watch TV at all. As a youth I also had an older female friend who never watched TV, and she eventually married a guy who did watch TV and they just did their own thing separately at that time.
She would do artistic things, music/instruments etc. So maybe it is a similar thing with owen. just does different non strenuous activities.

>>221294953
>Rocky
shit movie. sylvester stallone somehow is an even worse actor then arnold schwarzenegger
>Heat
terrible movie, dropped it shortly after the shootout scene (it was the worst shootout I've ever seen, completely unrealisic)
>Jurassic Park
>Karate Kid
didn't watch
>Ghost
>Cool Runnings
never heard of those
>Forest Gump
it was ok

>>221295097
Dude looks like a downie himself.
I see now why early American settlers considered Scandis to be hideous stupid beasts.

>>221295194
You've never heard of Ghost?
[CANS.WAV]

>>221295075
>a twitter celebrity just DM'd me? better research their life!
holy reddit, batman!

>>221294915
What would he think of The Amazing Digital Circus?????

>>221295213
We called them blockheads or squareheads

>>221295150
But if you click his name on a social media website, it will bring you to his page which will tell you who he is. Do you understand how social media works?

>>221295075
You're underestimating how autistic Erling Haaland is.

>>221295240
Its literally a single press on your phone screen. Have you ever used social media before?

>>221295239
>Sport/Adventure
no thanks

>>221295075
Yeah because you have your finger up your ass at home. Haaland says he was in monaco for F1 and doing other things

>>221295330
>>221295346
If you click his name it'll say something like "Tom Holland, Actor, 5 million followers" but if you don't watch movies then you still won't know who he is. If someone from the NBA messaged me and I checked their profile, I'd still not know who they are.

>>221295194
how the fuck are you less cultured than Michael Owen?

Sports should be outlawed.

>>221294732
Mega based

>>221295330
>redditor seething because one guy didn't know who (insert gay capeshit actor here) is
You lost tranny.

>>221295409
Fat fucks like (You) should be burned for fuel.

>>221295330
>Do you understand how social media works?
Sites I don't use? No, I don't.

>>221295194
Which team do you play for?

>>221294732
Then why does he know that Tom Holland DM'd him?

>>221295236
GET ME OUTTA HERE, ENGINEER!

>>221295551
Probably because reddit retards like you kept crying about it. Wipe the sweat from your gross mantitties, loser.

>>221295097
>embarrassing gets "translated" to "embargo"

What

>>221295330
Wah wah wah
Get blocked you fucking homo LMAO

>>221294732
>>221295097
Is he white? Why does he look Russian?

>>221294732
Footballers are literal golems, they have no soul nor intelligence, they exist to kick a little ball around, that's it

>>221295551
Because someone told him about it.

It's right here: >>221295097

>>221295667
>I'm not fat at all. I'm a seething manlet
Got it, thanks.

>>221295657
What about Socrates?

>>221294732
He thought it was the BBC Roman history guy

>>221295708
>EU people
Good morning saar! Doing the needful, I see.

OH NO NO NO!

I can't believe we were all fooled by him marrying an ugly black lesbian

>>221295075
>If I got DM'd by some random celebrity I didn't know asking me for lunch the least I would do is click on his profile
YOU would. Because you're a nobody. But someone who's world famous probably has tons of people trying to contact him all the time.

>>221294732
>>221294915
>>221294953
>>221295097
These people are retarded, I pray to god everyday these people and their entire clubs get blown up in a plane crash with their entire teams on it inshallah

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>>221295240
If you tap his name it doesn't even say he's an actor, it says he's a brewery founder with almost 64M followers. What kind of Norwegian guy turns down an opportunity for beer?

>>221295757
because they dont watch marvel?

>>221295770
>What kind of Norwegian guy turns down an opportunity for beer?
A professional athlete that's so autistic that he only drinks raw milk sourced from local farms.

>>221295757
>weak impotent redditards go full jihad when you don't memorize the cast of every shitty capeshit movie
Go ahead fag, I wish I could see the look on your face when your 72 virgins turns out to be just 72 clones of yourself.

>>221294732
BASED CHAD TURNED DOWN HOMO HOLLAND

>>221295792
Or a normal dude who doesn't want to go on a dinner date with some random cocksucker.

>>221295746
I think she's just a fujo

>>221295822
To be clear, Erling Haaland literally drinks raw milk he sources from local farms. That wasn't hyperbole.

I wouldn't go to dinner with that fag either. I haven't seen a Spider Man movie since Raimi's last one. If it wasn't for /tv/ I wouldn't know who Tom Holland is at all.

>>221295361
I work more than a football player does lol. Just because a guy plays sport for a living doesn't detach him from the rest of the world.

>>221295926
They get like 4 weeks holiday a year

>>221295194
(You)

>>221295657
This but capeshit actors

I'm enough of an eceleb that I get randoms sliding in my DMs like that and I would never in a million years name them publicly and be like "I don't even know who this loser is LOL". It's callous and in incredibly poor taste.

>>221294732
To be fair way less people know who that car driver guy is than Holland so this isn't really the own he thinks it is.

Also funny that he looks like the Prometheus white alien dude.

>>221295926
How hard do you think a scrawny little bitch like Holland works, retard?
>hoo, boy! the CGI team and my stunt double did so much work today, I almost broke a sweat and ruined my makeup!

>>221295803
>just 72 clones of yourself
........would desudesu

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>>221296000
>this isn't really the own he thinks it is.
OH NO NOT HIS UPDOOTS!
Why do all of you fucking pussies talk like you're on your period?

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>>221295652
He looks whiter than pretty much any american

>>221296000
you think it was intended as an "own"?

>>221295998
Haaland is just a sperg, he doesn't mean anything by it.

>>221295853
I'm guessing milk in Norway is much healthier than milk in america considering no beaners or jeets touch it

>>221294732
To him this was a special event worthy of a news story.

>>221296110
He lives in England.

>>221296125
To who? It was brought up by an autistic person at an event for disableds talking to Haaland and Haaland still visibly didn't know who Tom Holland was.

>>221296085
That guy is Polish (another slav). Thanks for proving me right.

>>221296097
Redditors are all turbo-autists with no social skills so they think everything is an argument or a debate. They'd rather "win" in a completely irrelevant conversation than form an actual personality.

>>221294732
Holland is far more attractive and famous than that stupid gorilla

>>221295598
I think embargo is a slang for "culturally isolated, clueless" or something similar.

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>>221294732
>It isn't the love of a hero
>And that's why I feel it won't dooooo

>>221294859
your mom

>>221296164
And he's still never going to fuck you. Put your little cheese dick back in your pants.

>>221295097
a bit like this thread, wouldnt you say?

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>>221294732
>>221296174

I didn’t expect to see yanks seething so hard at this anecdote. Is it because he represents a sport that they performally dislike or because he slighted capeshit, or because he slighted homos?

>>221296429
All of those + he's white

>>221294998
He doesn't deeply investigate every message sent to him. He's one of the most famous soccer players in the world and has thousands of randoms sending him messages every minute of the day.

Tom Holland is a nobody and nobody outside of muttmerica cares about any of these "stars." Even muttmericans only know him as Spiderman. There are no new Hollywood stars. That's over.

>hey håland, it's me, spiderman, hahah
>wanna go get dinner with me
No?

>>221296606
>wanna have dinner and then cum in my ass raw?

>>221294823
Soccer is worse than any marvelslop, and yes, it's called soccer.

I only heard of Tom Holland because of /tv/ and have never seen anything with him in it. I also don't watch soccer.

Me >>>>>>>>> You

I'm not trans btw

>>221295945
So do must people, retard.

>>221296606
>T: hey you sexy hunk i wanna eat your succulent tubesteak
>E: vhat? why does zhis random fan vant to go to dinner?
>>221296732
Is that why your gay capeshit has been flopping so hard?

>>221295194
Are retards like you aware of how garbage your tastes are or do you live in blissful ignorance?

>>221296016
What are you even talking about?

All soccer teams are full of mutts and niggers, sport for low IQ third worlders

>>221296516
So how does he know he got a message from him then?

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>>221294732
>Here's that college kid I told you about.

>>221296809
You ever been to college?

>>221296766
>hurr durr durr whut duz dat meen
Astute response, retard. Why'd you even bother?
>>221296778
Read the thread dumbass >>221295097
Capesloppers literally can't think unless everything is spoonfed to them, which is why they enjoy capeslop so much. Imagine sperging this hard about actors in a kids movie lel

>>221296818
Yeah, I graduated 10 years ago. We didn't look like this faggot.

>>221296752
Not in UK

>>221296752
Boomer spotted

>>221296830
But even in that clip, how did he know what the guy asking the question was referring to? I dont care about either of these people, i dont follow football and I dont watch capeshit, but you and everyone else falling for clickbait marketing by somehow not knowing how social media works are retarded

>>221296752
You get 20 days in my country.

>>221294915
>jock who plays sports, fuck hoes and don't watch jewish poisons
>this is considered autistic on /tv/

>>221296897
Damn, just learned how cucked Australia wagesalves (aka me) really are

>>221296954
>I dont care about either of these people but I'm going to engage in a gay debate because I just don't care SO MUCH
Were you molested? Cry to your online therapist, not me.

>>221296954
>how did he know what the guy asking the question was referring to
Because it happened to him?

>>221296985
Michael owen is widly regarded as the a personality vaccuum, a dull hollow person

>>221294915
>>221294953
Calling bullshit on that.

You're telling me not once, not a single time did his parents take him to the movies? Birthday? Toy he really liked? Game he played?
You're telling me he never has friends that took him to a film?
He never took a girl to a film?

If he tries to play the poor card;
Family never watched a movie on the tv? What was he too busy practicing football at 9pm to watch a film every aingle night of his childhood and teen years?
Nah, he's full of shit.
He's British, one of the traditions was bond films at Christmas, no fucking way he never watched a single film growing up.

>>221297361
>h-he doesn't CONSOOM as hard as I do?? HERETIC! BURN THE WITCH!

>>221296985
Michael Owen is beyond that. If he's commentating on a game he says things like "If the score stays 1-0, then the team will win". That's the level of intelligence we're dealing with here. His dullness is an anomaly even amongst his peers.

>>221296985
He's not gonna fuck you anon

>>221294732
idk if he thought this was a dunk on tom holland but the footballer comes off here looking like a huge faggot

>>221297361
I promise you Michael Owen is not a normal person the way you think he is.

>>221296143
I feel like that makes him more retarded.

>>221297463
as opposed to you simping for a literal faggot?

>>221297463
why do you think it was intended as a "dunk"?

>>221294998
you'd be surprised at how easy it is to get your account verified nowadays

>>221297394
Stop projecting, it makes you look like a little bitch.

Consuming is not a birthday treat where a parent takes them to see a popular movie once a year, or a random DVD a relative thought a kid would like.

He, and you, are full of shit.

Funny world we live in where the rich don't really have meaningful social lives because of the massive wealth disparity between them and the common cloth. If everyone had a means of providing for themselves they might be less obsessive about the Beautiful People and cultivate meaningful cross-class connections. As it stands however, they appear to isolate even themselves.

Die alone, all of you.

>>221297491
what's retarded about not knowing who plays spiderman?

>>221295138
for anyone growing up in the 00s tobey maguire is spiderman, not this guy

>>221297510
Concession accepted. Also, you don't need a line break for every single sentence, you narcissistic midwit. None of the garbage you spew warrants it.

>>221297515
Your first mistake was in thinking that british celebrities aren't already well beyond the common cloth before they ever get famous. The vast, vast majority of British celebs are boarding school ponces. Ironically, them being actors increases their odds of cross-class connections.

>he didn't want to answer a random goyim

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>>221297403

>>221296969
>20 days
that IS four weeks you stupid nigger!!

>>221295194
Look at this piece of shit subhuman poster and laugh. This is the average shitskinned poster on /tv/

>>221294732
if not for 4chan i wouldn't know who he is either desu, i wouldn't know who haaland is also

>>221297576
>4x7=20
KermitSayingAmericans.jpg

idk why you're disputing that he is autistic

telling this story in front of a camera is severely autistic

>>221297596
The work week is 5 days. Unless you're a subhuman stocking shelves on saturdays or some shit, it's four weeks of time off. Ugly retard.

>>221297615
My workweek is 4 days. Don't tell me you're one of those subhumans who has to work 5 days 9-5? How embarrassing.

>>221297636
I accept your concession

>>221297644
>he's one of those subhumans who has to work 5 days 9-5
KEK how embarrassing

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Ben was right...

>>221294732
Based
Tom Holland is a homo

>>221295049
>but for a positive take...

HIV positive?

>>221295056
No shit

>>221297695
>t. "i wuz born here!!" meximutt

>>221294953
All of those are good though.

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Why are germanics like this?

He could be Shrek's son

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>>221294732
Me on the left.

People don't really understand how different the life of a sportsman is. They only train and fuck stacies all day. Why would they waste time watching movies/tv or playing videogames?

>>221295757
happened to Torino FC in 48 :(

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Someone once posted this to prove Haaland has black features but there is not a single black person in the world who looks anything like this.

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Tom Holland? The guy who writes history books?

>>221297973
This looks like a very isolated phenotype you take out of an unknown african tribe.

>>221294732
dangerously based

>>221298023
>this looks like an extreme outlier that I pulled out of my ass
Typical redditor argument

>>221298077
It wasn't an argument, dipshit.

>>221298148
You're not as smart as you think you are, Mr. Funko Pops. Stay seething.

>>221294998
What actually happened was tom messaged him a picture of his bleeched bunghole and said, "wanna score, big guy?" (His beard dykewife zedanya took the pic for him) and Ed was just trying to be nice and not out Tom

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>/tv/ thinks one of the world's most famous athletes isn't well-known and get offended that someone doesn't know some capeshit actor
You guys don't go out much, do you?

>>221298160
It was still not an argument, dipshit.

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>>221298256
No, please, keep seething. It's absolutely hilarious

>>221298186
People don't have a real life around here, a bit like teitter trannies pretending they want to erase transphobia yet everyday people still look at transvestistes like they're a sort of hardcore sex workers and nothing more.

>>221294953
he must have very high standards if these are the only movies he ever watched

>>221298290
Fr fr it wasn't an argument, i don't get why you're mad at me brah.

>>221297973
I've known some niggas like this

>>221294732
Good, nu-spiderman sucks fucking ass. The Raimi films were the only good ones

>>221297522
It seems retarded because he's oblivious to some shit your average 12-year-old knows without thinking about it. Dude does not watch the news because Tom is in the news every time a Marvel movie comes out.

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>>221294915
>>221294732
>people don't believe this
Why the fuck would you spend your life watching movies when your life is being the main character in a movie about someone rich and successful?

>>221298392
Why is it retarded for a grown man to be oblivious to things 12 year olds are into?

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>mfw
>don't use the internet
>don't watch movies
>don't play videogame
>10 internet autists get mad at me
>but i will never know

>>221298186
>one of the world's most famous athletes
Nobody knows this guy in the US. We don't care about soccer. I'm literally in the metroplex, and nobody even talks about the games going on here but the Mexicans.

>>221297973
looks african
not the zesty mutt buck from america

>>221298434
It's retarded because a child is better informed than an adult.

>>221298472
>we don't do that IN AMERICA
ok
But in the rest of the world football is the most popular sport by a wide margin.

>>221298502
Is a 6 year old who's aware of the 67 meme better informed than an astrophysicist who is unaware of the meme?

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>>221294732
Not a fan of Tom Holland but his name is in enough places to know who he is without having to enjoy what he does. Literally never heard of the other guy even once.

>>221294732
Goofy ass looking soccer mutt.

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>>221298399
Does it make you mad that I don't care about spider men or footballs?

>>221298524
Yes anon. That's what being informed means. Being up-to-date with current trends and information, you fucking goofball. Knowing the orbital mechanics of the moon does not make you well-informed. These are different things.

>>221298548
>>221298565
why are you so mad that someone doesnt watch capeshit?

>>221298587
>informed means being up to date on memes and pop culture
>a 6 year old is more informed than an astrophysicist
You are comically American.

>>221298522
Yeah. We still don't care. lol

>>221298616
what americans care about or not doesn't really mean shit anywhere, even inside your borders

>>221298591
Anger has nothing to do with it. In fact I actually find it quite humorous that someone I never heard of is acting like he's more famous than a guy I see against my will on a regular basis. It's like saying you don't know who Taylor Swift is because you're too busy trying to be the best bocce ball player in the world.

>>221298663
>is acting like he's more famous
That's not what's happening here. The only way for you to interpret it that way would be if you were very mad.

>>221298612
They don't even try to hide their retardation, they just try to justify it.

>>221298663
>Taylor Swift
I don't know who taylor swift is, i heard a lot about this name but never actually looked it up.

>>221298645
>>221298522
Too bad the rest of the world can never shut the fuck up about America lmfao

>>221298688
He's literally acting like a celebrity who doesn't want to respond to some crazy fan mail.
>>221298709
You've heard her name numerous times and know she's famous though. I never heard of this guy's name and don't even know how to pronounce it.

>>221295330
Why would you click on some random persons profile?

>>221294772
I’ve never seen a Tom Holland movie nor could I put a name to a face. If it wasn’t for /tv/ I wouldn’t know most celebrities under 35

>>221298780
He just got a message from a stranger he doesnt know asking him to meet him for dinner. How he is supposed to react other than to ignore it? He's not "acting" like anything. He IS a celebrity who didn't want to respond to crazy fan mail.

>>221295049
eah very different types... each other

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>>221298780
>You've heard her name numerous times and know she's famous though.
Ah well yes, but take into account this guy is a vip himself, so it's harder to take another guy as rich as you seriously. Expecially if you don't watch superhero movies..

>>221298709
Don't bother, she's a white supremacist.

>>221297510
The guy was devoted to soccer from a young age it’s not like he was sitting behind a screen for 12 hours a day like you. He’s an elite athlete and I’m sure his family didn’t have the interest or time to devote to the divine consoomption of media.

>>221298327
Didn't you read? Forced. They tied him, taped his eyelids to his forehead and made him watch them.

>>221297973
Looks like some breed of pacific islander.

>>221298859
Based, i'm a white supremacist too!

>>221298821
Erling Haaland earns more in 2 weeks as a base salary (he almost certainly almost doubles that income through bonuses in his contract) than Tom Holland did for Homecoming, so it's not even like the "he's got lots of money" angle comes into it either.

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>tom holland net worth
>25 millions

>herling haaland contract worth
>250 millions
He mogs every supercuck actor.

>>221294732
Damn. Holland looks 40 in this pic, what happened?

>>221295075
4chan is the only social media I regularly use besides ResearchGate, which is purely for getting papers and not posting or reading inane shit.

I’ve never watched the new Spider-Man movies or any capeslop since one of the early X-Men movies. I only know this guy from /tv/.

If I used Instagram and some random dude asked me for dinner, “check mark” or not, I wouldn’t bite. A man I don’t know asking me out for dinner without cause (eg business) is fucking weird. I wouldn’t investigate the guy I’d just ignore the clearly gay creep. And if I saw his pic I’d assume he’s a fag in the throes of twink death and desperate for some action.

>>221298914
>>221298956
KEEEEEEEK
>Tom?
>Tommy who?

>>221298956
I’m so out of touch with capeslop and sports that I don’t know this guy nor have I seen Tom Holland in anything besides /tv/ posts about his mutt gf.
Feels good to be honest

>>221299012
you're a good man, anon

>>221298591
I said he's an ugly mutt and he is. No anger involved.

>inviting a man three times your size in volume to dinner over social media

Just one of those heterosexual things.

>>221298956
That's a lot of money for playing a children's game.

>>221296164
>far more attractive
Alright let's not exaggerate either

>>221299231
I always hated football, but apparently they pay a lot for that shit. It's not "let's hope this movie doesn't flop" because money are always guaranteed in sports.

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>w-what do you mean he doesn't know who hecking SPIDERMAN is?

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>>221299411
>they don't know about the heckin' spoderman

>>221294772
You a gay ass nigga, Tom.

>>221298522
Yeah but then again most of the world is populated by third world savages so it doesn't mean much

>>221294823
>People outside of muttmerica don't watch your marvel slop

lmao at your delusion

>>221299071
You sound angry.

>>221294823
Foreigners are just allowed to make shit up to dunk on America now

>>221295803
>illiterate unc thinking Rocky and Jurassic Park are capeshit

lol

>>221299489
>>221299502
To be fair, America made up like 45% of all tickets sold to No Way Home. 300 million people generating 800m dollars for the film while the other 8 billion people generated 1.1 billion.

>>221294823
>People outside of muttmerica don't watch your marvel slop

>Avengers Endgame
>$858,373,000 domestic
>$1,941,066,100 international

OH NO NO NO NO

>>221294772
Tom Holland is not a household name you stupid fucking zoomer.Also nobody gives a shit about capeslop anymore.

>>221299560
Again, pretending to not know someone you actually do know is pretty insecure, as you demonstrate in your own post

Why are the people who hate superhero films the most insecure in this thread?

>>221297859
Literally orcs.
Tolkien tried to warn us.

>>221294915
michael "when i was at real madrid..." owen. not only the most boring man in the world, but ask him any question, on ANY subject, and the answer will involve a story about him being at real madrid somehow.

want a cup of tea, mike?
>well.... when i was at real madrid we never drank tea, it was coffee only
is that a yes or no?
>well.... when i was at real madrid, did you know the spanish for yes is Si and no is......
fuck this im off to bed
>the beds at real madrid were given to the club by the king of spain

>>221299557
That's $2.8 per person in the US and $0.24 per person outside the US btw.

>>221299591
>pretending to not know someone you actually do know
But he literally doesn't know Tom Holland.

>>221299591
>pretending
My dad has watched all three of Holland's Spiderman movies and I can promise you if I told him Tom Holland is in a new film he'd say "who?"

>>221294998
>Haaland would know if a celebrity was messaging him. Pretending like you can't literally just click the person's name to find out everything about them is retarded and retards like you who are so retardedly ignorant of this are even more retardedly retarded.

Not everyone has the compulsive urge to examine a person's profile. Most people just ignore their message and do other things with their life. You would too if you were a millionaire soccer champion.

>>221298957
AIDs
Drugs
Jewish genes

>>221296174
He looks like he's built for sprinting. God I miss playing football.

>>221295097
Oh hes Scandinavian, not autistic

>>221295097
>world's biggest marvel star
U wot m8, hes the smallest, in every sense

I still don't understand how this guy is one of my fellow countrymen rather than Finnish.

>>221296174
Look at their goofy-ass flip-flops, though! We invite you to the Negro Council but do not grant you the rank of brotha. lol

I'm literally an unemployed nobody who spends most of my time on 4chan and I wouldn't get off the couch to go to dinner with tom faggot holland, why would some sports star who obviously has other shit going on bother with it? So he played spiderman in some gay movies, why does that make you obligated to give him the time of day?

>>221296174
I know he's a footballer and his legs are great but can't he do like 1 curl goddamn, his forearm is thicker

>>221301118
Where's the value in bigger biceps for football?

>>221300530
I don't know why people started spelling it AIDs, it's so fucking retarded, it's an open admission to not knowing wtf it stands for (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome) S stands for syndrome and not a plural form. You'd spell it AIDs if AID stood for something and you could have multiples of it, so the small s would only mean plural.

I don't care if you think it's stupid. You write like a nigger, you become a nigger.

>>221301217
>I know he's a footballer

anon you have no reading comprehension, he was clearly acknowledging that it would serve no function towards football, are you german and/or autistic by any chance?

>>221301280
>but can't he
the answer is no, he can't, because it would be wasted energy for no benefit. rhetorical questions are for fags. just say what you want to say.

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>>221294915
>Michael Owen ‘begged a reality TV star for as many as 20 X-rated photos’ and viewed one in-particular pic ’65 times’.
>The former Premier League striker, 41, sent hundreds of texts to former Big Brother housemate Rebecca Jane, 36 – including a string of explicit comments.
>Owen is said to have done the following:
>Asked for nude pics, said “leave nothing to the imagination” – and told Rebecca he had viewed one image 65 times.
>– Suggested they meet up at the races.
>– Been intrigued by her physique – and asked if her breasts were “falsies”.
>– Bragged people think he’s “an angel” until they meet him.
>The pair exchanged messages and a friend said Rebecca, who has a law degree and is a trainee solicitor, was amazed to be contacted by her childhood hero. However the chat quickly turned sexual, particularly during April, yet Owen has a wife.
>On one trip away from home he asked Rebecca for more pics, saying: “Come on then, fire them through. It’s a long boring trip to London so I need something to do… leave nothing to the imagination.
>“And I’ll advise on the suitability of them for social media – hopefully none of them are suitable.”
>After Rebecca obliged, he replied: “Tremendous by the way.”
>Pleading for more, he added: “Surely you’ve got pics saved up. I thought I was going to be judging dozens?”
>After another snap, he said: “Well you went straight in there with a pic of your tits so there’s no point taking a back step now. Hmmm. Not bad. Great tits. Definitely a no-go for social media."
>“How about send me about 20? That’d be good.”
>Commenting on her pictures and said he’d looked at one in a see-through top 65 times.

>>221301304
so you ARE autistic and/or german. Got it.

>>221294772
Not people don’t know the names of actors, just the characters they play. Especially nowadays.

>>221294915
>#HateFilms

I see the gag but the punchline is weak. The setup needs work too.

>>221294732
Do celebrities who've never met really randomly ask each other out just because they're both famous?

>>221295150
If you don't watch superhero movie you are legit a fag.

>>221301499
It's called networking.

>>221301332
just dont say stupid shit and people wont call you stupid anon

>>221301442
It's not a joke. Michael Owen is a freak who hates films and it's a known thing, which is why he's using that hashtag at the end.

>>221295150
He's also in that movie where he had sex with a black man

>>221299231
You sound fat.

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Just checking in to see more gay redditors getting absolutely curbstomped, like holy shit this was not the battle to pick. Your parents should've beaten you "people" more often, maybe you wouldn't be insufferable little manchildren.

>>221297596
Hol up. You didn't specify you meant 4 work weeks, faggot.

>>221295770
>DUDE BEER IS SOOO COOL
grow up.

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>>221297695
>scandinavians aren't white
>bongs are

Do bongoloids realize they're the most dysgenic of north Euro countries?

>>221296752
americans are people now?

>>221298472
>Nobody knows this guy in the US
America doesn't have real sports, so that's understandable.

>>221296174
The gym designed by Live Love Laugh people holy shit it's attrocious.

Also the guy has Baki proportioned legs with his shin being way longer than his quads.

>>221296429
both are english

>>221299488
Nigger you're 50% not white lmao.

>>221301247
No one cares
Die of AIDs

>>221294772
>The guy who is remember because he appeared with Tobey Maguire and RDJ
Based Majim Buu. Hollandfags btfo.

>>221297515
Normal rich people are unknown and go out in society like normal. Celebrities are the weird ones.

>>221301884
The footballer is a celebrity.

>>221301903
And you're not. Why is that?
That's right, it's because nobody cares.

>>221299231
He's also in a lot of ads

>>221294915
>>221295344
Is he actually an autist?

>>221294772
faggot moron loser cuck

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>>221302073
It's not been publicly announced or anything but if you watch his Patrick Bateman-esque day in the life video he put on youtube then it seems he's pretty autistic.

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>>221294732

>>221298859
Doesn't matter. Shes too old to produce white children.

>>221299231
adults game :)

>>221294732
I just think it’s cringe they said Holland was the biggest star, not Hemsworth or RDJ

>>221299488
Football is the most popular sport amongst white men. Cricket and basket ball or for those other two.

>>221295652
He is fingolian
Almost all mongoloid traits in russians come from mixing with southern fingolian tribes
Finnish people that look white are actually swedish settlers/mutts
You can google ugrian tribes to see how fingols looked before migrating west

>>221302527
He's Norwegian.

>>221302546
Then he is norwegian with finn muttification
They had sami tribes on their territory too

>>221302622
His hometown is literally as far from Finland as its possible to be while still remaining in Norway.

>>221302641
Yeah and he can trace all his ancestry dow to 800 ad
Shut up anon don't make me look dumb i am trying my best to wriggle my way out

>>221302125
Saw he he had a comfy gaming setup with a couch and xbox themed mini fridge

>>221294732
All I really know about the guy on the left is he loves black pussy, that seems to be the only thing these two have in common?

>>221295021
he didn't fuck gay in this scenario

>>221301331
based

>>221294732
Holland is such a faggot with a female voice and a punchable face. He has zero charisma and no lips.

>>221303042
You've got it twisted. The guy on the right loves having HIS BUSSY being blown out by pozzed black tops

>>221294732
Mom: Go play with the neighbor's kid!
The neighbor's kid:

what the fuck is that thing on the left?

>>221297973
Lololol so true.

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>>221294732
>I'm a famous actor, you're a famous football player, let's have a date
If I was Haaland I would do the same. Besides he's already got a qt gf

>>221294772
some people don't watch movies or have chronic youtube dementia. He is a professional soccer player, he probably is between being drunk and having sex with women everyday.

>>221303412
Turn your monitor on

>>221297959
noo they must watch the latest capeshit they MUST

>>221294732
I've never felt more embarassed to be a Spider-Man fan

>>221296174
>gymnasium
lmao what a fucking mongoloid

>>221303927
Why?

>>221303893
The fact you weren't already embarrassed being a Spider-Man fan is worrying.

>>221304043
it looks horrendous like the other anon said about it being in live laugh love style
the whole place looks like shit with its exposed concrete and fake wood, typical nouveau riche style for smoothbrains with too much money to their names

>>221301331
based as fuck

Which is more embarrassing: being a fan of soccer or spider-man?

>>221294915
Based

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The guy is literally obsessed with Minecraft so the fags claiming he doesn't care about goyslop like spooderman can shove it up their ass. He's just into other types of goyslop, that's the only difference.

>>221304322
>the autistic guy likes playing Minecraft with his friends
>that means he MUST care about spiderman too
???

>>221304340
learn to read