new jenna ortega robot girl kinohttps://youtu.be/wixzainceAE?is=3pyUA7ncyyY9fUww
>>221297820they should have Pete Davidson play as Jenna Ortega in movies.
>>221297820does she also take nazi cock in this one?
>Reddit Waititino
>your package has arrived anon
alright so when do they start mass producing jennabots for consumer purchase?
Why would they be activated if they don't work for the store and don't have an owner? Why would a robot pray to the sun? Why is this script so retarded?
>>221298005What setting/mode would you set her in first?
>>221297820Is there any nudity in it?
>>221298005joker gas victim
>>221298109no shot, best chance at jenna nudity is gonna be that new movie she’s doing with the french director
The snoodtranny is gonna freak
Snood WON
>>221298150he still thinks snood wasn’t cut out of minecraft 2 lol
>>221297820Flop incoming
>>221298109You can see her USB-port.
Nobody gonna watch that shit
>>221297820Taika Waititi or whatever the fuck his name is fucking sucks. He tries too hard to be quirky like Wes Anderson, but it doesn't hit the same. It doesn't feel as genuine or charming, it's very performative, manufactured.
>>221298249but enough about snood
>>221298325
>>221298476>>221298249>snoodtranny hijacks another thread because all of his threads get shit onMany such cases
>>221298476Based on the trend this season will debut with 10,000 viewers at best
>>221298078cleaning. i hate cleaning.
>>221298539very true and sad!
>>221297820Goddamn why did she fuck with her cheeks? Her jawbone sticks out on each side now because her cheek fat is gone. It looked perfect before.
>>221298594>she eats the skin
>>221297820This looks bad.
>>221298613her and starlight are genuinely upsetting, they were both such gorgeous natural beauties and both let some retarded agent or PR person talk them into the bogpill >you're too cute Jenna>if you want to be taken seriously, you need to look like Angelina Jolieand dumb lil jenna went "okay"
>>221298109No, only CGI masks
>>221298613She lost the baby fat. It happens
>>221298613>>221298682her cheeks have always been like that, probably just a matter of weight/lighting/angles
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>>221297820tiktokcore movie
>>221298791after Wednesday got big she clearly got bogged, it's one of the go-to examples of a young celebrity fucking up their pretty facethis is Jenna pre-bog, very cute very natural. buccal fat removal Jenna looks totally different
>>221297820Does everything Jenna make have to have lesbians vibes?
I don't watch trailers anymore, does it have the same annoying taika humor?
>>221298867face looked like that before wednesday laddie, this board has all the plastic surgery detecting skills of celeb slop magazines in the grocery checkout line
>>221298594I don't know why, but I find her video where she sits on her father's lap really hot.
>>221298979Babysitter 2 made me want to be in a fucksandwich between Samara Weaving and Jenna Ortega
>>221298024You don’t understand. It’s like, a metaphor for religion.
>>221299043understandable
>>221298979Jenna still had chubby cheeks in babysitter 2
>Based on the bestselling novel from Nobel Prize-winner Kazuo Ishiguro and written and directed by Academy-Award® winner Taika Waititi (Jojo Rabbit), Klara and the Sun introduces audiences to Klara (Jenna Ortega), an Artificial Friend who wants nothing more than to find the perfect home. When Klara meets Josie (Mia Tharia), each immediately senses a romantic spark in the other. Josie has a fraught relationship with her mother (Amy Adams) and they’ve suffered great loss, but Klara’s innocent wonder and unwavering loyalty begin to heal the family and bring light to Josie’s complicated world.
>>221298979She has a buttchin here that she doesn’t have here>>221299131
>>221299074C+ for effort, I guess.
>>221297820Looks like AI.
>>221299241Man, I can't even imagine getting my face cut up to look pretty.
>>221297820She doesn't really play a robot convincingly at all
>>221298024Why *don't* you pray to the sun?
>>221298005That's nice, but I'm still waiting on my matching Snoodbot.
>>221299816My thoughts exactly, it's like she's not even trying. Even her smile has a humanistically insincerity to it.
>>221297820It looks too family friendly. Robo Jenna and her pajeeta owner would eventually have sex if the story were real.
>>221297820Why are they so fucking obsessed by this topic?Inevitably there will be a set of movies coming up that are "sick of all these robot girl" movies, and it'll be a robot MAN story, and the story is he's better than men because men are terrible. There is just no way they can write a story about a robo-gf where the moral isn't men are bad, anymore than the moral of the robo-bf story can be anything other than men are bad. You may start to notice a theme.
>>221298005my dream
>>221297820I feel like there's been 15 of these movies already
>>221298476>>221298249ugly
>>221297820Dunno if the film has the vibe of the trailer but if so it's a sad travesty of the book.The book isn't great but it isn't this crass.They're just going for the cheapest, crudest possible effect every single time, by the looks of it.
>>221300069>Inevitably there will be a set of movies coming up that are "sick of all these robot girl" movies, and it'll be a robot MAN story, and the story is he's better than men because men are terrible.We already got that with Terminator 2, A.I., Bicentennial Man, I Robot, etc.Who could forget that stupid Sarah Connor speech about how the Terminator made a better father to John than all the human males she slept with.
you now remember The Pretender
>>221300177>Sarah Connor speech about how the Terminator made a better fatherI shoulda remembered that one. I don't directly count the movies you listed though because it's not the inevitable 'feminist response movie' that will come after this trend. But you're right that the themes are already there.
>>221298078Sucking.
fyi the robot sacrifices itself to help the human and her reward is ending up on a scrap heap
>You're not the droid we're looking forHa! I get it. Seems fun enough. I'll watch it on streaming.
>>221298625its edible and high in vitamins
>>221298005Nice, though I would prefer a Monerbot and/or a Newtonbot.
>>221299225> The Remains of the Gay.
>>221300487hello John Titor, is it WW3 yet ?
>>221297820Why does hollywood keep making this movie over and over?
How many fucking robot waifu movies are there? Why keep making them despite flops? It feels as if some creative writing students got assigned this topic in final semester.
>>221302652story in this one isn’t robot waifu
>>221298005>Why is it brown?
>>221303103She's not brown.
>>221297820I want my jelly!
>>221303103dirt
>>221297820how many of these robot wife movies are they gonna fucking make? did somebody come from the future and tell them that the robot wife genre is the Westerns of the 2030s, get in on the ground floor (as a joke?)
>>221303188>did somebody come from the future and tell them that the robot wife genre is...Yes it's called predictive programming and psyops.>Predictive programming is a theory that posits that governments, elites, or shadowy entities use fictional media to subconsciously condition the public for planned future events, tragedies, or societal changes.
>>221297820Lmao
>>221303082She is definitely going to get raped or at least fall in love with the owner.
>>221297820>>221303188You know, in MY day we didn't have fancy mechanical substitute wives. We dug them up and stitched them together like man was SUPPOSED to.
>>221297820What kind of psycho would build a robot girl with jet black eyes?
>>221300757You sound like an Indian defending eating cow shit
>>221303335Nah
