Quasimodo predicted all this
that dog looks seriously depressed
>>221298489I can't even bust bolls' hea'...it's too nice.
>>221298489He's honestly not a bad actor.
>>221298532was it barking?
>trying to buy books for muh keeds>Dogshit kid's books written by celebrities clog up half the new books>Or baby books about Friends, Seinfeld, Game of Thrones I am going to organize a book burning specifically for this slop.
>>221298568i dont think its warking
>>221298489puppy dog!
>>221298532a sarah mclachlan song should be playing in the background
>>221298601>failed triangle posting >>425844766 7
>>221298583Why are people buying these?What the fuck do Cheech Marin, Reese Witherspoon, or Jimmy Fallon know about writing?They specced into beig good at telling OTHER PEOPLE'S stories. The best thing an actor can be is a totally empty vessel that can have an imagined person poured into them.
it do be like it is
>>221298715parents don't buy books anymore, it isn't 1993. Most parents just turn on Ms Rachel or Paw Patrol, so the children's book industry needs gimmicks instead of good stories
>>221298489>I'm tellin yuh Jimmy would've loved dis dawg Based dago retard
>>221298583ah cmon man, look at the little serenity now signthat's cute as fuck
>>221298922it's probably for boomer grandparents >oh look Jimmy Fallon wrote a book>that Jimmy Fallon is such a nice boy>let's buy this book for little Kaiden
>>221298567Good actor but a bad man
>>221298489>main character actor dies>the rest of the cast is supposed to carry for themselvesidgi
>>221298583i unironically want to try and find uncle leo in that book
>>221298583yeah i fucking hate looking at the younger area of the library. if it's not celebrity bullshit, it's some nonsense "i'm brown and that's just going to be your problem" book because i'm in canada. you have to dig to find something like berenstain bears or franklin or whatever. thank god my kids were reading proper chapter books before they turned 6.like i'm pretty sure one of the random baby books we got from relatives was a book of poetry by jeff friggin foxworthy.
>>221298532Probably has indigestion from eating the world.
>>221299855There's so many "Tia Maria's Empanadas are Love!" Books at the library that just do the "you don't understand, in my culture we love our families and celebrate holidays with elaborate home cooked meals" meme.I at least get the use case for those though, it's to jerk off about your ethnicity.
>>221300444>If your diaper bag has a gun rack on it...>You might be a redneck
>>221300485There's a supremely cringe brand of babygear that's literally like this
>>221298532That doggo rolling around in more money than all anons have put together >>221298583>>221298715The true is dark, it's that celebrity agents know that babies and toddlers imprint the actors' faces and names for life, similar to the study's Disney conducted in the 1950s. Hook em young, equals life long positive relation and revenue streams that can support the actor's family and managers of course
