Vampire Hunting editionPrevious >>221268019
>>221301610to me this guy will always be Bear from The Good, the Bad, the Weird
>>221301598Bouchet looks like Dakota Fanning here
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>>221301275I'm watching them ironically for the lulz with my friends
>>221301961> I'm watching them ironically for the lulz with my friends
>>221301286I'm putting together a team
>jeet posting thumbnails againkys, you inept shit eater
>>221301725I always think of him first from The Roundup/Crime City series. Just him punching the shit out of criminals. They're so good and entertaining.
Just finished. Holy shit this was dumb. For anyone who's wondered why Alice Eve never got big, based off the vibe she gives in this she was just too stupid to. Retard vibes. Anyway, every goddamn shark shot is AI, and you know that plasticky feeling you get when you see AI? Switching between normal shots and AI ones constantly is literally nauseating, something I didn't expect. Alice looks great and is in a low cut one piece for a big chunk of the movie, and that's about all that's good I can say about it. It's pretty short, and not as big of a ripoff of Dangerous Animals as I thought, surprisingly.
>Lily James Starring in Reddit Horror Movie from ‘Companion’ Director Drew Hancock
>>221301286>>221302049For me, it's D
>>221302001Smells like a reddit mod hangout
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>>221302001nice thumbnail you stupid phonejeet
>>221302273Banned.
>>221302381I always thought this dude was spooky as a kid. Not outright afraid of him, but I didn't like looking at him.
>>221302273Vampire D is banned here. Don’t ever mention it here again.
>>221302381I miss Weekly World News man. I used to have a small collection of them. Not sure where they ended up. One had a photo of Hillary Clinton making out with a Gray alien. It had a super long tongue and it like wrapped it around her head to put in her mouth.
>>221302001You wish I was a reddit fag. My buddies and I are all in our 30's. Our wives/GF make all the food, we make a plate, the girls gossip and shit upstairs, we go downstairs and eat, drink, and talk shit about shitty movies. That's what having friends is like. You'll be busy in /hor/ trying to diss others lul
>>221302566I don’t have friends, I have employees. The benefit of being rich is not needing anyone. I can diss anyone when I am at the top. lulz
>>221302566> Our wives/GF> Over 30 Grim.
>>221302566>buddiesYou sound like a fag. > Our wives/GFGross. > That's what having friends is like.Money can buy friends. > You'll be busy in /hor/ trying to diss others lulI make $100 per hour posting here.
>>221302566You've upset the resident spammer. Expect floods of spam replies.
>>221302692He is 30+ talking about “friends” lmao. What a fucking normie. Female type insults.
>>221302740Literally kill yourself.
>>221302749>muh muh friends Literally female type insults >YY you have no friends! That anon literally confirmed himself as low value. >>221302566> Our wives/GF make all the food,Forgot to mention they are also over 30 and stuffing their faces too.
BACK, SPAWN OF SATAN
>>221302566Sounds a redditor gathering. Must have been your picture here>>221302001
>>221302851Yes, I took that picture. You have no friends.
>replying to a troll instead of just ignoring himDO NOT FEED THE TROLL!Goddamn, you people would know that if you weren't new.
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>all those feral hog attacks on the news
>>221303049Imagine being afraid of a pig.
>>221302990>t. reddit mod
>>221302249What was the last half good Shark Kino?The Shallows? If only for bikini blake being scantily clad for basically the whole film.
>>221302990God, look at all the replies he made. Fixfag was starving for attention.
>>221303049This is the guy that made Highlander. Such a good looking movie.
>>221303219Deep Water, the new Renny Harlin movie, is better than you'd expect.
>>221303128I’m afraid of my wife
>>221303128You are quite foolish if you do not have a rational fear of ferocious wild animals. A boar, even a feral hog, can gut you like a fish. They are fast, strong, and travel in packs.
>>221303189Congrats, you just exposed yourself as incredibly new and from reddit.
>>221302617Virgin detected>>221302805People eat at social gatherings, retard. Leave your room and you'd know that
>>221303460> Virgin detectedFemale insult. Or low value male. > Leave your room and you'd know thatFemale or low value male insult. Lmao. Redditors really are a meme.
>>221303538As if anyone besides redditors or women say "low value male." Go back to Hell, Fixbitch.
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>>221303583Cope cuck
>>221303049They happening in murica too? Crazy shit
>FUCK WE GOTTA FUCK THIS FUCKER>GIMME SOME BOOZE>THROW ME THE FUCKIN KNIFE>CANT I GOT A FUCKING FUCKER ON MY HEAD YOU FUCKER>GET ME SOME COKE>FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK>MORE COKE>FUCKING FUUUUUUCKJoe Begos the poet
>>221304004Lol, I've been pretty anti-Begos the last few years but you just convinced me I should check out his new movie, sounds like Things
opinions on this?
>>221303856based, I made a half gallon of sauerkraut today btw. It's got red and green cabbage, carrot, a lot of garlic, and ground coriander and mustard seed. I let my last batch sit too long and I had to throw it out. I won't do that with this one. Like and (You) for more cabbagemaxxing protips
>>221303856kek
>>221304074Europoor detected
>>221304063Too jokey and too long but I loved the concept
>>221304063Above average. Didn't really find any horror and the comedy isn't as funny towards the end. Still enjoyed it though.
>>221304074I'm gonna try starting the DASH diet this week, my doctor's been yelling at me about my blood pressure
>>221304117Oh yeah and the one actress who was at the mattress store had a fat ass
>>221304107wrong>>221304135I'm unfamiliar with the DASH diet, but I eat an elimination diet. What kind of changes and restrictions are you looking to make?
>>221304135Hope it works. Can't have you stroking out or having a heart attack.
>>221304074Sauerkraut is great for gut health, it's a probiotic, same with kimchi.
>>221304208Maintaining a healthy gut biome is important for energy and longevity, especially in the modern world where emulsifiers in ultra processed foods which are so common just nuke the internal microbiome.
>>221301286w/hor/es:STOP!right now, without any deep thought, answer>what was the last film/tv to actually scare you?Don't think, just answer whatever comes to mind first. It can be just because of a specific scare or it can be because of the film in its entirety. Whatever. I want to know.
>>221304172>What kind of changes and restrictions are you looking to make?I dunno, I think you eat lots of nuts and beans. I would rather eat gilf pussy.>>221304186Aw shucks>>221304313Haven't felt uneasy because of a movie since Under the Skin, during the pitch black scenes. When I was a kid I used to get scared when I was looking at books about space or the ocean that I would get sucked into them, and that gave me the same feeling.
>>221304313Obsession was creepy in theater
>>221304456Pathetic.
>>221304372>I would rather eat gilf pussy.Holy based.
>>221304313Tourist here, call me a normie if you want, but Sixth Sense still manages to be... unsettling?
>>221304548Never seen it. looks gay.
>>221304548You will fit right in here. There are married cucks in here.
>>221304546>>221304372I would eat edwiges dusty box
>>221304372Eating pussy is good for you, just make sure you gargle with a mild solution of hydrogen peroxide when you're done, and ideally, if you're going to also eat her ass, have her wipe her anus with a gauze soaked with a h2o2 solution before you go down.
>>221304456You must be young and stupid. >>221304668Nothing wrong with marriage, but whenever someone thinks it’s an accomplishment, that person is definitely some low value human. Low income, low networth, unattractive and dysgenic.
Watching Suitable Flesh after hearing about it in yesterday's thread. The Thing on the Doorstep just finished a 5 issue comic adaptation two weeks ago.
>>221304963It's bad but it's hot.
>>221305057Curious to hear your take on the comics series if you'll read it.
>>221301286Tell me boys... why do the October threads slap so much harder? Legit Smile 2 > Smile tier
>>221304707Succubus of /hor/
>>221305387I don't agree, but October brings lots of tourists and activity. Off-season threads are probably ten or less of us keeping things going.
>>221305387How so?
>>221304836silence, vermin
finna watch City of the Living Dead on 4k later this evening
>>221305672based, tell us your thoughts on it.
>>221302425>>221302516why is vampire hunter d banned? because it's animu or not horror?
>>221305633He isn’t wrong. Low value men mention these things cause to them, it isn’t who they are. Like attractive rich men don’t mention gf/wives cause they have been getting girl’s attention since a young age. But the low value male only got female attention since he got a job and agreed to be a betabucks. The attractive guy getting a gf isn’t as much of an “achievement” as the average guy getting a gf.
Just finished. It's actually a melodramatic crime picture with a deceptive supernatural wrapper, but damn if it wasn't pretty good. A wealthy young widow believes her husband is contacting her from beyond the grave in protest of her engagement, and happens to meet a suave spiritualist who guides her along. Of course the psychic is a crook after her money and worse yet the husband had faked his death and is plotting to murder his ex but everything works out ok in the end. I was impressed by the flashy lighting and blocking work (when the fuck do I ever notice blocking) so I was shocked to learn the guy who directed this was of all people David Lean's mentor! A charming movie.
>>221305387>why does spooky season time in the horror thread slap so much harder?
>>221305748It's not banned, nothing is banned. The Fixfag is trying to mess with you because you're a newbie. Post about anything you want.
>>221305748Anime is banned here unfortunately.
>>221305748Yeah, that genre is banned here
>>221305748Yup, we banned anime here.
>>221305765kill yourself
>>221305453Morena Baccarin's older sister?
>>221305895He isn’t wrong.
>>221305672maggot kino
>>221305748Can someone please post the banned list?
>>221305916Stop talking about yourself in third person, faggot.
>>221306047Sure. Anime is allowedBanned movies on /hor/ (REVISED)>X (2022)>Lowlifes>Swallow>Skinamarink>Suspiria (2018)>Black Christmas (2019)>I Saw the TV Glow>Firestarter (2022)>It Follows>The Babadook>Truth or Dare>Pulse (2006)>The Exorcist: Believer>Hippopotamus (2018)>Halloween Ends>Manos: The Hands of Fate>The Invisible Man (2020)>Zac Amico's Midnight Spook Show>A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)>Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
>>221302001how is this image supposed to be some kind of own? there's a foid with nice legs and feet who will give a footjob after the movie (or maybe even during)
>>221306120Those are all men, dummy
Banned movies on /hor/>Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0>Terrifier 4>Bring Her Back>Talk to Me>Midsommar>Army of Darkness>It Follows>Babadook>28 Years Later>Phenomena>Abigail>Longlegs>Longlegs 2>Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (both)>The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>horror-comedies>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned*>the entire animation genre is also banned*>all of David Cronenberg’s films*
>>221306145male feet don't look like that
>>221306106This list isn’t real, even I know that. And animie is definitely banned. >>221306145Yeah. >>221306171Thank you.
>>221306173I took that picture.
>>221301368kek
>>221306239i'm having some doubts
>>221306214Gurpreet the reddit mod
Oldfag who hasn't been to this board in a while. How many years has it been since /hor/ became year round? Does cabin anon still post? Can we go in the house yet?
>>221306589I think Cabin anon was last seen going into the house..
>>221306589Been at least two years. Cabinanon has been gone at least half a year, thank God. There's no reason not to enter the house.
>>221306633rip in piss>>2213066472 years doesn't seem too awful I thought it was longer. I'm surprised theres enough movies to talk about unless more people like horror now or the whole board is slower>there's no reason not to enter the housedid you READ the poster?????
>>221306589Harperfag is still here unfortunately
>>221306589>How many years has it been since /hor/ became year round?It's been that way for as long as I remember so, at least a decade
>>221306743>I'm surprised theres enough movies to talk aboutI could cut back to watching strictly horror, watch three a day, and die decades before I came anywhere close to finishing. I hope I bring some less than popular ones to people's attention via these threads.
>>221306743We just discuss 80’s horror when there is nothing else to talk about.
>>221306802i think suspiria fucked up a lot of young boys formative minds
>>221306940I could be mistaken, but I think he didn't discover her until relatively recently. That's why I used to hate his guts, he took an actress I LOVED and turned her into something annoying, like fags did with rainbows. Waifufags tend to obsess over an actress for a couple of years and then drop them for some new whore, just look at Gadonfucker.
>>221306845may need to get that memory checked>>221306886>running is sexokay what the hell is this movie lol>>221306911give me an 80's horror movie in your favorite subgenre
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>>221306589around covid
>>221306647Cabinanon became a raging alcoholic and faded away. I suspect that his parents may have died, and him having no job, he probably got fucked
>>221307133His parents are rich as hell lol.
>>221307102for me it is she blue
>>221307234Baloney, mommy Patty mogs Charlotte or whichever hag she is easy
>>221307361And still does
>>221307133Speaking from experience, if you're the type to spend a lot of time solo, once you discover drinking alone you are finished.Best of luck to him and I hope his folks are loaded cuz holding a job in the throes of real alcoholism is not easy.
>>221306589insane asylum patients look like THAT?
>>221307431The Dead Tits
>>221307431Is there any setting as kino as an insane asylum? They're probably just cheap and easy to film in, but still they've grown on me
>>221306589>>221307431Check me the fuck in
>>221307431>bush isn't spilling outdisappointing
>>221307234Indeed
>>221307517insanely based take. I wouldn't say they're cheap and easy to film in (real ones would require lots of electric work) but they are criminally underutilized in recent horror
>>221306743>>221307102>>221307234bunda asylum bros...
>>221307711>they are criminally underutilized in recent horrorI'd say that's cause they were mostly shutdown in the 60's, they're no longer in the public consciousness in nearly the same way they used to be
>>221307420Drinking alone is fun
>>221307731But it is on streaming platforms though. I'm sure if enough people in the comments said they liked it she would say her comment was taken out of context like Aniston did about Leprechaun
mail call
>>221307818>Nun in Rope Hellkino title
Evening, Harperbros
>>221307731I have this bitch's fat ass on blu ray for all eternity, A HA HAAAAA
>>221308121>>221307731I need to pick up the blu so I can jack off to her ass
>>221307739I forgot that they aren't a thing anymore lol. we definitely need to bring them back. and populate them with hot women. and then I should be the only one to work there with little to no oversight.
>>221308121>on blu ray for all eternity>Anon's last request was to be buried with his copy of Doom Asylum on blu ray>>221307739Yeah, those people just sleep on the sidewalk now.
Coom Asylum chuds, do you ever get to see her butthole at all?
>>221307818School of the Holy Beast needs a 4k edition
