I just can't believe something like this would actually happen.
They don't have eggs in your shithole?
>>221322109McNulty is handsome as fuck. Also this was before online dating was big so I guess this was how some girls found those handsome guys.
>>221322109It's possible when you get out and live
McNulty is like the only pure blooded white person in the entire city, makes sense she's into him.
>>221322177Not really, it's extremely rare for a girl to approach a man directly like this even if you go outside.
>>221322109She's like 5/10 it's plausible
It happens with methheads who have sex with you and then try to steal shit from your place
>>221322109Cops can freely fuck waitresses just like they can get free coffee. It's an unwritten rule in america.
god damn scrapple sluts
>>221322228Not really. She's not even being THAT forward.
>>221322223>McNulty is like the only pure blooded white personHe's irish.
Yes anon it's extremely easy to pick up waitresses by approaching them with sexual proposals. In fact you should do it right now!
He's a Chad and it was a different timeWomen were actually kind of receptive back then
the same thing basically happened with the female campaign manager who is a lot hotter than this skank and you never talk about it.
in the novelization, he gave her a free get out of jail card in exchange for sex
It was to imply a time skip. Presumably they talked that night, met up for coffee a few days later, maybe started dating. A few months roll by and they’re really hitting it off, getting to know one another. Sure, they have a fight or two, but it’s because they’re both so passionate. After some time, maybe a year or two, he asks her father for his hand in marriage. Then the show cuts to their wedding night when they consummate their love for the first time.
>>221322389>birdface>no tits>no ass >career woman>hotter than voluptuous waitress who grinds cockShut the fuck up faggot.
>>221322482It was definitely the same night. It was showing how bad McNulty had spiraled out of control - drank too much at bar, crashed car, went home with waitress even though he had work the next day.
>>221322503you like women with mustaches, and you're calling me a faggot?
>>221322109Do we really need this thread every day?
>>221322641yes
>>221322176Online dating and its consequences...
>>221322223Baltimore is a weird place.
>>221322482Or maybe even though they get along well enough and enjoy spending time together, there's just not a spark, so their meetups change from dates to just platonically hanging out. Nothing is said. It just happens. Haha happens all the time, right?
>>221322223Are the other whites there jews or something
>>221322482>It was to imply a time skipDo you retards even watch the show you're commenting about?>>221322520Right:https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33h9x0
>>221322176I know in the Wire it's established that he's super handsome but I never really understood it. He's not ugly by any means, he's a good looking guy, but he usually just looks like any disheveled, hungover guy you'd see coming out of a bar on the weekend.
>>221323930>little peepee'd anon doesn't understand Big Dick Energy
>>221322389Which ep? Might have to look it up
>>221322308>he doesn't knownobody tell him!
>>221323342They're Baltimore whites, so it's all Irish cops, Polish dockworkers, Italians pretending they're still in the mob, and Greek guys running diners. "Pure blooded" is the dumbest possible lens for a show where every white guy looks like he smells like Old Bay and divorce.
>>221322109many women will just decide beforehand that they're going to fuck some random guy one night, usually after a break up or some kind of life event they feel down about. they just wait for the first acceptable guy.
>>221325378Did they really make waitresses wear demeaning outfits like this in the 90's?
>>221322109she was a prostitute who was working part-time at a diner>you can have anything you want (as long as you pay)>sex scene takes place under a red light which always symbolizes prostitution
>>221322109Can you stop making this fucking thread every day please?
>>221326318Just ignore it.
In Baltimore, scrapple is code for sex
>>221326644>scrapple is code for sex
>>221326228yeah, boomers were chuds
>>221323930Girls could tell he was a natural poh-leece mmhm
>>221322520>>221323726Did you even read the post you were replying to?
>>221327260Did you? lmaoIf you're 221322520, I was agreeing with you ("Right:") and provided the link as evidence to the retarded anon (221322482) which shows you were correct.
>>221323930so the hammered drunk guy with a cut hand who clearly just destroyed his vehicle because he's shitfaced is going to pull random pussy just like that?I could buy it if he busted out some coke and the girl was also a cokehead but aside from that he wasn't going to get laid that night
>>221327396The bitch was a slampig with daddy issues. i wouldnt be surprised if Richard Price wrote this episode since that is the only type of woman he knows how to write.
>>221327396>I could buy it if he busted out some coke and the girl was also a cokehead >but aside from that he wasn't going to get laid that nightokay, maybe it did? lol. kind of a pointless hypothetical. it's fiction anyway.
I've had waitresses leave their numbers on the back of my receipts but ya that's pretty aggressive, unless they're drunk or mentally ill or something.
>>221323930responded to the wrong post here >>221327396 my bad anonI agree with you. He was too sloppy at that moment imo
>>221327328221322482 was an obvious joke, you fucking illiterate retards lmao. You must be Americans or just autists in general.>It was to imply a time skip. Presumably they talked that night, met up for coffee a few days later, maybe started dating. A few months roll by and they’re really hitting it off, getting to know one another. Sure, they have a fight or two, but it’s because they’re both so passionate. After some time, maybe a year or two, he asks her father for his hand in marriage. Then the show cuts to their wedding night when they consummate their love for the first time.>NO ACHUALLY IT WAS THE SAME NIGHT DUUURHHH :D
>>221327755congratulations on emulating the style of a clueless retard making an unfunny joke so authentically that multiple people assumed you were an unfunny retard.
>>221327832That wasn't me. I just noticed two retards either skimming the post or being complete dumbasses.You didn't assume that he was an unfunny retard either, you didn't even understand that it was a joke, funny or not. You just took it seriously lol.
>>221323930In Gen X, so long as you're fit enough you have a jawline, you have hair, and you're no shorter than 5'10", it is not a problem to get laid, even today. 1 in 3 Gen X women are single. Fucking before the internet, everybody smashed. Your dating pool was your high school, college, or local tavern, and that was that. It was just not hard.I lived in DC and Annapolis when this show was being made and that's exactly how easy it was to smash. It was like fish in a barrel in DC itself, where 2/3rds of all men are short, pudgy Jewish lawyers. I was fucking pounding everything from physicians and Congressional aides to bartenders and hair stylists, and I'm a 7 at best.The sex is incredible, too. Those chicks are so cock-starved I thought I was gonna end up with a broken back.
>>221322177>>221322269as a /fit/anon, I've had more gay guys hit on me than women (3 to 0)I DO have a very handsome friend though, and I have actually seen women be *almost* this forwardone time he expressed annoyance when a girl he never met handed him their phone number "happens all the time" he groaned as he threw it into the trash when we left
>>221328030i think i've hated every person i've ever met who worked in DC.
>>221327396Shes tv ugly. Irl shed be a fat girl.
>>221328274Same.
>>221322109I fucked two girls after checking them out on the train when I was in my 20's and that was with having quite low self esteem. Both slim and attractive.
>Can we hug?Ha ha ha... heh heh... hee hee... *sweat*
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>>221322109i live in baltimore and done this many times over the years. most diners are long gone though. zinks on lawnview ave was a good pickup joint. there was one a few feet down the street on erdman ave. its torn down now. mostly just chinese take out or pizza/sub shops. no places to eat in or hang out anymore
>>221327447thought ur post was a webm from butterfly effect 3. it was not.
>>221329383
>>221322482No retard, the cut on his hand was still bleeding which meant it has only been that night. Christ, don’t brownoids ever just sit and watch the fucking shows they chat about.
>>221329787>Christ, don’t brownoids ever just sit and read the fucking threads they post in>>221327755
>>221322389Kind of looks like Abby
>>221329963
>>221330290kind of looks like that one scary image of collette from ratatouille
>>221322109If I'm not mistaken you're talking about the scene where the two of them are just talking in a diner, then it suddenly cuts to them having sex?This is a film cliché that I really despise, the "two strangers meeting, flirting for 2 seconds, smash cut to them having sex". It's kinda unrealistic. In reality, the waitress would've taken his order, maybe flirted a little bit, then walked away, and he would have to keep interacting with her and then maybe he would get a date with her.Sure, I'm not saying it NEVER happens, but it's a big movie cliché and it's pretty unrealistic to think that it just occurs randomly.It's like the scene in "The French Connection" where Gene Hackman spots a girl riding a bicycle wearing red boots, then a couple scenes later Roy Scheider's character goes to visit him and he jjst got done screwing the girl.How did that go down exactly? Lmao" Hello ma'am, I noticed you are very attractive, I live right up there, would you care for some sex?"
>>221325378KEK Kyle Resse just happened to be sitting there
>>221322308>In fact you should do it right now!I just did literally 5 minutes ago and got laid myself. Come on anons, just be yourself.
>>221322152I've never had eggs in my shithole. Weird ass faggot
>>221322297>this is how Jews see AmericansWhite goy! Be nice to black goy!
>>221322223>pure blooded whiteHes Irish
>>221322503>no titsdid we see the same show? her tits are great
>>221322389>skank and you never talk about it.agreed, important question
There's 2 types of one night stands >you game the girl slowly over hours, warm her into it, she playfully slaps your hand away as you get closer and closer, etc... (higher success rate but more work)>be direct or just straight up ask if she's DTF (low success rate but you save time)The scene shown can happen but these coombait scenes in shows and movies make it look like it's just guaranteed for some people. What they don't show is that you need to go through like 30-50 nos before you get one yes for shit like this to happen IRL, which doesn't make for very good cinematography
>>221331583>" Hello ma'am, I noticed you are very attractive, I live right up there, would you care for some sex?"
>>221331679It's a French specialty
>>221322503>>221322503>>221322389She got CIA'd
>>221331583The 2000s were insufferable with these "cut from two people talking with minor sexual tension to instantly fucking aggressively for le shock value" scenes.
>>221322109Because with that lighting it looks like she's got a moustache.
>>221322109>>221322389This is just what happens if you're a normal looking semi succesful white guy. Girls throw themselves at you. It doesn't get easier than that.
>>221331583Yes anon, it absolutely does happen. I've done it multiple times.- Be healthy weight and dressed casual- Look for lingering eye contact. Most important part. Women can't be tricked into sex. This isn't a pickup artist trap. What you're looking for is honest attraction.- "This is weird. Feel free to say no. Could I call you some time? This is my drivers license so you know I'm not a psycho. Haha. But yeah I'm sorry. I just thought I'd say hello." It works at the grocery store. At the park. At restaurants. And not lots of times, but a couple, yes we had sex on the same day. Met in the afternoon, sex in the evening. I'm not making fun of you because you remind me of myself. Like you would actually care about the women and not treat them like garbage. That is important too. Women can see if you're trying to use them and they don't like it, despite whatever HBO and Andrew Tate say.
>>221332583You're also white.
>>221332583>- "This is weird. Feel free to say no. Could I call you some time? This is my drivers license so you know I'm not a psycho. Haha. But yeah I'm sorry. I just thought I'd say hello."lol
>>221332583Bro with the drivers license rizz
>>221332583>- "This is weird. Feel free to say no. Could I call you some time? This is my drivers license so you know I'm not a psycho. Haha. But yeah I'm sorry. I just thought I'd say hello."lmao please be trolling
>>221332600Why is this board so full of shit skins?
>>221332583You forgot to throw in>You have to eat all the eggs. Haha. Hey can I get my driver's license back?
>>221322845genuinely devestating
>>221332783The 1964 immigration act
>>221332434That is a different actress/character
>>221332583Skip the first point because other than hygiene being the obvious. Looks doesn’t matter, a woman will decide if your looks hits her freak button and the next part is sincerity. This whole thing is even worth the time and energy because getting with someone is exactly what it I’m saying, a time sink, emotional sink, energy sink, attraction sink, money sink. So don’t fuck around and be as humanly transparent as possible
>>221335303Oh. Yeah I wasn't sure.
>>221334966No such thing. Anyway, you think people need to get to the United States to connect to the internet? American exceptionalism is still going strong.
I mean, can you really just walk up to a bartender and start plowing her?
>>221332434he's a big guy>>221335588based
>>221322228She didn't approach him, she gave him a position to make a move which is what women actually do and what 90% of anons spend their lives not realizing.
>>221327396That's when it's the easiest to get sex since you're low inhibition and also awake her nurturing instincts.
>>221331583You talk to her, then you gently touch, then you kiss and then you go to your apartment to continue the night and then you fuck her in three different positions and come in her mouth. It's not fucking complicated.>but what do you talk aboutAnything, that's not the part that matters.
>>221335941>what 90% of anons spend their lives not experiencing.ftfy
>>221322109You're all retards. She already gave him the DTF look, the scrapple order was him saying he needed energy before they fuck.
>>221326228In theme diners, sure. Not everywhere.
>>221337234>needing energy before a fuckhah, lame!
>>221337234But she did all the work.
>>221322109>he's never had a waitress try to get with himHit the gym.
>>221336255>>221322109>>221326062>>221328030Flirtation and sex are just social skills that are developed with experience. You're supposed to get all the awkwardness and confusion out of the way in HS so that you can seamlessly date and bang women by the time you're an adult. Anons didn't develop their social skills and didn't get to experience much sex (if any). So they grew up not being fully developed. Of course they're confused on how it works. This is like trying to explain basic social cues to someone who is autistic. They might understand them in theory, but they'll never be able to use them or interpret them seamlessly. That part of their humanity was never activated so they'll never get to experience it. Same with anons who don't understand how flirtation works.
>>221322109you don't think it's possible that a cop could bag a 4/10 in the early 2000s?
>>221322482
>>221337732>You're supposed to get all the awkwardness and confusion out of the way in HS so that you can seamlessly date and bang women by the time you're an adult.guaranteed replies
>>221322389>girl leaves him because he didnt align with her politically >this was an unusual occurance in 2004
>>221322109are you retarded? this was the waitress mcnulty cheated on his wife with. that wasn't the first time they had sex
>>221339334No they clearly just met for the first time in that scene. Plus didnt mcnulty cheat on his wife with the lawyer lady
>>221327755>obvious jokeZoomers don't understand sarcasm, irony, and the rest. They just don't. They need a thousand emojis because they're all autistic like Germans.
>>221339379lawyer lady lost her law license
>>221326765Why do you keep posting these terrible gifs from this retarded movieNo one is going to save them
>>221340752this is essentially the same as blaming an audience for a shitty movie flopping in the box office>>221340770because it's relevant to what's being said, even if you don't think so. and it's a great show. the fact that you even noticed, let alone seethed about it, is an added bonus.
>>221341023No, it's actually absolutely nothing like that, you fucking retard.
>>221341079Well, you're the one who's mad, so I'm unequivocally coming out ahead here. Maybe get your life in order or something? lol
>>221337732Maybe you have ice in your veins but it is b]nerve wracking 'flirting' especially if you're not attractive. The old PUA guys after thousands of approaches talked about still being nervous each time. Must be hell for young guys who get into porn and video games and are too awesome to try
>>221331583Yes I hate it too, it's in most movies. meeting to sex can be quite an ugly process usually the girl putting the brakes on everything multiple times and the guy persisting, it can be very cringe to an outside observer
>>221322109It makes it more realistic because you post it EVERY FUCKING DAY.
>>221341554The scene resonates with many of us.
>>221341554just hide and ignore
This is me
just bee urself
>>221341778>Okay, and?Valid response to such a random out-of-nowhere comment desu.
>>221322109How have you not met a stranger and fucked them right away? What the fuck are you doing?
>>221322109No. The wire was capeshit.
>>221342238Not acquiring bastards and STDs.
>>221341778It's more like >Uh thanks....
>>221341778careful, there's a fine line between flirting and giving you pity attention.
>>221343275Reminds me of when a cute cashier at dairy queen complimented my vest and pins once.I didn't know what to say
>>221332583>This is weird. Feel free to say no. Could I call you some time? This is my drivers license so you know I'm not a psycho. Haha. But yeah I'm sorry. I just thought I'd say hello.I've never had trouble with women but this is just bullshit. you must either be a model tier good looking dude in denial or, more likely, fake and gay
>>221322109isn't this the girl Don Draper banged in Mad Men? The waitress?
>>221323930Dominic West is so handsome that his wife forgave him for cheating with Lily James
>>221335941Some women do, yeah, but most aren't going to be interested unless if you make the first move.
>>221341778James from SH2
>>221341023>this is essentially the same as blaming an audience for a shitty movie flopping in the box officeYou thought the movie was a documentary.
>>221322176She’s a Dundalk diner waitress she probably fucks fat truckers and dock workers every weekend
>>221322228I’ve been approached a lot and I’m a very mildly handsome 20 lbs overweight man.
How do I fake confidence like Mick Nutty? I'm very sensitive and so it's very difficult to fake it because my body tenses up and I look like a fucking retard whenever I move even an inch
>>221322308I’ve seen it done
>>221323930>I never really understood it.This isn't about (You) and your closet homo taste. The story establishes that McNulty is an atomic pussy smasher and you are just supposed to go along with it.
>>221322861True. I’ve never been anywhere else like it
>>221329186Baltimore is a uniquely friendly and open city. People will just sit down and talk to you there like nowhere else except maybe New York, but in New York people have standards. You have to have wit and some kind of prestige there. In Baltimore nobody cares about anything.
>>221341778I remember a girl once said "anon I'm really attracted to you" and I just sort of said "lol ok" and ignored her. I was in the same class as her and she was good looking.She probably thought I was a fag. I guess I kind of am in a way
>>221331583Yeah man people meet up and fuck within a few hours all the time. The girl has to have low self esteem and be in the right mood and you have to be somewhat handsome and charming as well as very sexually aggressive and pushy but it happens very often. I have a buddy who is an absolute dog and I watched him fuck a barista on her boyfriend’s porch like 6 hours after meeting her for the first time when she was taking his order. There are girls out there who will just say yes as long as you don’t give them the creeps. They used to call them “easy”.
>>221332583What a weird ass pickup line. Just say some cheesy shit >hey wanna hear a joke>if you were a vegetable you’d be a CUTEcumber If she doesn’t react really really negatively you can just start gaming. Helps to have some buddies with you so you seem social and less creepy but it’s important that they aren’t all puss hounds too. Like you need to have something going on in your life to get them interested. A social life, some interests, just the vibe of an outgoing energetic person who is fun to be around.x
>>221337732>you can seamlessly date and bang women by the time you're an adultTotal waste of time and energy.
>>221344289Be blackout drunk
>>221344183Then you woke up
>>221344752Tried. Tried literally everything. Sometimes just believing in yourself and trying really hard doesn't work. Like a midget trying to beat Mike Tyson in a fight, it's just not meant to be
>>221322109I was in Walmart back when it was open late with my step father who was checking out in the next aisle and the 40 year old cashier told him about how she was so horny lately and that she had been trying to meet men but she must have been doing something wrong because she had no luck lately. Its very clear she was to be picked up then and there but he was obviously not going to cheat on my mother with me at the store with him.
>>221322482>everyone replying to this seriously and not seeing it is top tier ironic bait
>>221344950Anon...
>>221344183If you're not lying you have to be realistic. Either you can go up and talk with women, feel out whether they're into you, or you can stay to yourself and just wait for a woman to fall into your lap. Who do you think women prefer?And even if they don't, you have to increase your luck surface area. SOMEONE has to approach, and even if it's some women who approach it's not all.If somehow you've managed to have that happen multiple times you're an extreme outlier. I don't want men reading this thinking they're guaranteed they'll just luck into pussy.
>>221344993>Who do you think women prefer?
>>221341395Of course it's nerve wracking if you started late. Your teens is when there was no risk and everyone's brains were still forming. That was the time to experiment and conquer your fears. There's a little bit of that with college but everyone is way more comfortable with meeting people and dating by then. >The old PUA guys after thousands of approaches talked about still being nervous each timeThose guys started late too. Of course they're still nervous
>>221345990>That was the time to experiment and conquer your fears.now you tell me...
>>221346524That guy's full of bs, like you're going to get with girls and conquer your fears and at 18 now you're unafraid of everything, ha. You can get to a place with this if you're constantly socialising but who's doing that nowadays
>>221322389I think she's ugly and has a bird face. His wife was better looking that that taheen.
>>221346617Plus, how does someone apparently this successful end up here on 4channel?
>>221325378this made me spit out my clam chowder
>can I meet you?Works every time
>>221343693
>>221346768>...in my bedroomworks like a charm.
>>221345548AI'd
>>221346768May I meet you
