Has anyone actually applied Boom Howard's method of getting dates? Could it still work in 2026?
>>2213393001 million swipes eventually works
If you're tall and somewhat attractive it can definitely still work.
>>221339328Yep this
>>221339300Not at all shoe store but 3am at the club sure
>Went to a nightclub two weeks ago>Asked a girl to dance and we did.>Said I like her hair>A few seconds later we're making outHonestly its a lot easier than people think if you're in the right place
>>221339328Actually…
>>221339600men will do anything except lose weight
>>221339658maybe these fucking whores should just accept i need my own fucking fried macaroni appetizer at cheesecake factory all to myself? i don't criticize them for riding the bbc carousel from 12-33
>>221339300It does if you have no feelings, if you're a helpless romantic then prepare for lots of misery before a CHANCE at the light at the end of the tunnel
>>221339600>balding fat numalehmmm what's the problem
>>221339696this, I just can't stand rejection. My last tinder date I met in person I took out for 3 dates and then flipped the fuck out when I tried to touch her.
It's Boomhauer you fucking dumb nigger. So tired of you retards trying to ragebait with typos. What a little-dicked faggot thing to do
>>221339600He got a date
>>221339300>does taking to women workyes, but you have to actually do it, and depending on how autistic you are, it may take you a while to learn how to come off as a human and what tier of woman you can expect to reciprocate
>>221339300>>221339415Tell a woman you like her nails, ask for her number. If says no or she has a boyfriend, say "Oh okay that's cool. Have a good day, just really liked your nails." Move on to the next one. It either works or it doesn't, no reason to get upset about it.
>>221339300The point is even the child realizes this is stupid and Boomhauer is a loser.
>>221339600I don't buy this. That's over 1,000 swipes a day.
>>221339885The best cheat code with women is complimenting their hair since they spend so much fucking time fixating and combing it.
>>221339300LOA says it will work, but understand that was a different time, today LOA does still suggest it will work, but LOA also suggests a modern women would call the cops and say you were being a creep, then go online a complain how men no longer approach women. So back then yes! Today? Yes, but with a "but"
>>221340333>LOA?
>just ask her to dance bro>tell her you like her nails bro>compliment her hair bro>works for me lol
>>221340358law of averages
>>221339300would only do this if i got out of my townthe pool of people who know eachother or you see at least once or twice a month is too small
>>221340375So slick your hair back and hit the gym if you want more confidence
>>221339300Try that shit in public and you’ll get asked to leave by security after 4 or 5 attempts.Most people stop after the first public rejection.
>>221339695they're calling this the most american post ever made.
>>221340202If you have tinder gold, you can set up a bot to just swipe right all day while youre at workI’ve seen people do it that way.
>>221340333LOA when you try it today is she makes up an excuse that insults your intelligence or just starts asking you for money
niggas do it toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV1kM9ifb-M
>>221339300>Boom Howard
>>221340397This.
>>221340375Clavicular is at least honest and proves that none of that shit matters. you just need to be handsome
>>221339300>Could it still work in 2026?Hell yeah.
>>221339415Cool so you're dating her and she's expressed feelings for you and you like being with her in public and she's meeting your friends or you just kissed a whore in a club who does that every weekend? Because one is a flex the other is not
>>221339415Thats fucking gross, who makes out with people without brushing their teeth?
>>221340054>child realizes this is stupid and Boomhauer is a loserLiterally anything and everything men do to find a woman will be called stupid loser behavior. Proving you can attract a woman is the one and only thing that raises a man to>okay, we can treat him as. Ahuman beingStatus. This is why women are more attracted to you if they know/think you fuck other women. Women are obsessed with insulting men and creating loser categories to push men into.It doesn't matter why they call you a loser because there is nothing for which they won't.
>>221339600Good. He looks both pudgy and creepy
>>221339300>>221339600Pick up artistry and cold calling dont work anymore, you have to ritual humiliate yourself on dating apps or on game shows in tv and tiktok to get a gf now, or just marry your cousin inshallah
>>221341443If anything your image proves the opposite. Why would they do that shit if it was never successful? Ya it works but it’s never been a good option for obvious reasons.
>>221341660Thats the bad way of doing it, you just ask if you can have their number so you can text them to see if they want to go on a date, the type of girl that positively responds to "Wanna give me a blow job" is the kind you avoid, unless its a pump'n'dump then you need to worry about STDs
>>221340832"fuck yeah, the crab bucket, home."
>>221339600>beard>hat>glassesThe “I totally don’t have anything to hide, tell that little voice in your lizard brain to shut up” trifecta
>>221341443I dont see the problem with the guys in the first two panelsimplying that they're equally as bad as the last two by putting them all together is pretty crazy
>>221341443Most people have friends and families that play matchmaker for them. They think>Oh, youre single? You’ll really like my friend such-and-suchCold approaching is pic related and, like you said, nobody is wasting their time on it
>>221339415Yeah that’s why girls are at the clubs annd parties anon. You don’t even need the compliment part you just can walk up and ask “wanna make out”
>>221341984Yeah but they’re ugly, so she was practically raped
>>221342031Every hot girl youre thinking about walking up to is gonna be there with her boyfriend even if hes not there.
>>221339600If you spend more than a year on Tinder with no luck, it's time to face some facts about yourself. Women don't want to fuck you on sight, suck it up and join some local club where you can probably work your way up to a handy from a 4/10
>>221342022>play matchmaker for themThis anon is either Jewish or Indian, they’re the only communities that have that role.
>>221339885>I just really l-l-liked your nails…>Why did you ask for my number then?
>>221342022Most people are normies who never have to struggle for much of anything, they just take what they get and have life handed to them. They will turn around and tell you to “self improve,” and “put yourself out there,” but at the same time make memes like the one you posted to try and “humiliate you.” You need to free your small mind of the opinions of people who coast by, it’s no more humiliating than taking a shit or eating dead animals. Either become low inhibition chad or give up.
>>221341443>picTop left guy did nothing wrong aside from not being a chad and only working a McJob instead of being a CEO.
>>221342082You’ve never been to a club or party huh? Dont worry you’re not missing much.
>>221341946>beard jealousy>"uhm ew you can't just wear a cap outside">hiding behind glassestotal vagoid destruction
>>221342117>so we could talk about nails more!It’s not hard. And it does work. One time I tried it and practically banged this girl right there in the middle of Radioshack
>>221339300It depends on whether your personality is appealing or dogshit.
>>221342022>Most people have friends and families that play matchmaker for themThe women in my family were self serving dog shit to me so that was out, and the people I surrounded myself with weren't any better. Doesn't help that I alienated the few good people I did come across thanks to the behaviors I picked up from the shit ones.
>>221340469He pays women to hang around him.
>>221342206That’s because you’re Chinese, Chinese women are built for Big Western Cock
>>221342171Only if the girl wasted her options so mid looking dude's all she can get. Or the girl herself is mid.
>>221341443>top left panel is basically the entire blackpill
>>221342219>That’s because you’re ChineseWay off the mark, dude.
>>221339658You can be a 300 lb fatass and still pick up chicks as long as you're tall.
>>221342250I’m a chinkspotter, I know it when I see it.
>>221339300>unintelligibleCan people really not understand what Boomhauer is saying?
You all sound so weak and pathetic in these threads.
>>221342120Massive cope and I laugh everytime I see this. You really think you're only one of few to face adversity in life? That normies (it's normalfags, you can say it here) just slide by life and succeed with little effort? Sounds like you're a little bitch who can't handle any difficulty.
the problem is you can only try it so many times within the same circle of women or location before you get branded a dangerous creep.
>>221342342It’s a psyop thread. These threads are strictly populated by extremely underpaid Chinese “people”. Very low status, they’re known in China as “wu mao” which means “wretched one” or “object of pity but not sympathy” in Mandarin.
>>221342347No, normies just “go with the flow” and have life happen to them. Some organisms thrive while others barely survive.>erm, what’s your evidence?Look at the way the world works around you. Animals, native tribes, etc. brutality is present in their lives but once they are master of their environment they reproduce and die of old age. Now extrapolate that to humans, that simply walk or drive to a store that has all their survival needs, most people don’t try, they coast by gossiping at work, no need to try to convince me otherwise I’ve seen how easy their existence’s are, I don’t feel bad for normies and I never will.
Am I wrong for thinking complimenting a chick's nails is kinda gay? I've seen two of my friends do it and it confused me.
>>221342228the mid ones are the most delusional
>>221342422You’re confused because you wish they’d compliment your nails. Troon out.
>>221342416Man you just sound pathetic. No wonder nobody likes you.
This thread is gonna get PornHub shot up again.
>>221342448insane projection
>>221342485your mother certainly likes me, and i didnt have to try with her
>>221342494You can’t hide what’s inside troonbro
>>221342422very gay. I only give them the death stare without making any eye contact and say nothing regarding their appearance.>>221342486>>>anything of value would be lost>>221342485keep projecting ragebaiting niggerfaggot
>>221339300>Boom Howardthis is funnier than it should be.
>>221342103Nigger, almost everyone you know in a relationship had someone else eliminate the hard part of having to introduce themselves in public.Nobody cold approaches anymore because nobody wants to deal with public rejection
>>221342550>you met people because you met peopleBig retard energy here
>>221342206Im in the same boat, but I live right next to a world famous brothel so I dont care anymoreI’ve accepted I’m gonna die alone. I asked my sister and female friends to help me even after I de-uglified myself and they still wouldn’t help me.
>>221342154>Radioshackok that got me lol
>>221342606Women don’t want to date someone passive who demands to be babied
>>221342590Oh the ironing
>>221342422it is fake and gay but men are conditioned to humiliate themselves if they want a chance
>>221342590 hes wrong about cold approach, it still works but its always been a bad option. but if your environment doesn't facilitate relationships what can you do? its entirely dependent on outside factors like friends or family.
>>221342351I asked out 2 girls in one semester and later a friend told me girls were talking about me as if I were a potentially dangerous creep. Like girls who I never even met.
>>221342526>calling me the ragebaiter>in the blatant demoralization thread
>>221341443Why did she draw daryl so cute
>>221342678atleast they were talking about you, also is your friend just trying to sabotage you? men need to be more wary of other men idk where incels get this inherent trust of their competition from.
>>221342634Haven’t done a cold approach in 3 years and never doing it again. Simply doesn’t work. I’ve also already burned any potential bridge at reconnecting with my sister anyways
>>221342653>you only know who you knowWow a true gentleman and scholar. Take my upvote sir!
>>221342022>Most people have friends and families that play matchmaker for them.whenever i ask them they just turn it into a joke like "oh my friends are so bad teehee you deserve better" but still won't tell me what's wrong with me
>>221342736You’re right, you’re beyond help. (You)
>>221342765thanks kind stranger
>>221339300Why do people pretend Boomhauer is hard to understand?
No, someone would call security after your third try
>>221342791Must be so hard to always pick the wrong guy that ends up beating the shit out of you, but women never seem to fail at it
>>221342711if no one is fucking then there is no competition
>>221342851its not like you'll be trespassed so who cares. i see brownoids do this all the time in public in my country (canada) and they just walk away after either getting the number or being rejected.
>>221341443Kill all women
>>221342891You watch too many lifetime movies anon
>>221342892why do you assume no one is fucking? internet statistics? i go outside and see couples all the time.
>>221342773>wont tell me what's wrong"Oh dear, bless your heart!"as if women would fucking know and even if they did they'd lie or misconstrue it.
>>221342912>I go outside
>>221342896discipline for swarthoids is strictly forbidden which is why acting like a low iq thug is the only personality normies have these days. it starts in the schools.
>>221342935lmao your pic
>>221342935lol why is that so hard to believe? I dont go out much but i still have to get groceries and go for walks sometimes. children like you should enjoy your summers while you can, get off your computer.
>>221342957yeah thats true. niggers would copy my homework and i would be punished for it. they could also go around starting literal fistfights and face no consequences or just sit in the office for a few days as "punishment."
>>221342964You don’t have to reply to everyone who makes fun of you anon.
>>221339300actually in present day with online dating and many men refusing to approach, ITL cold-approaching has never been more effective. if you're average looking (i.e. not obese) and have average social skills, i can almost guarantee you if you approach 23 women, one of them will give you her digits
>>221343011you dont have to tell me what to do. but you still have to go for a walk today
>>221342964>enjoy your summersthe outside world has not been a nice place since white civilization has been cast aside for ooga booga bullshit, and then they killed any form of escapism so that anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together is in a hopeless vicious cycle of suffering.
>>221342147Last time I went to a house party, there were only single girls there who weren’t fat>First one told me no cuz she saw me smoking weed in the backyard >Second one told me she’s only into black dudesThe fuck am I supposed to after that? Go around begging for three-sums?
>>221343029
>>221343040you know browns are afraid of wilderness right? go there
>>221342891>Must be so hard to always pick the wrong guy that ends up beating the shit out of youWomen mostly lie about their exes being abusive. It's to absolve themselves of anything they did wrong and avoid guilt and shame. This is why they tend to go back to their supposedly abusive exes.
>>221339300IRL no way but I tried it online and had a 2% success
>>221342773this is turning into an /adv/ thread but here's some basics anon:1-get in shape. sex is cardio and you gotta do cardio to be good at sex2-muscles. all women like muscles. lift some weights and enjoy the struggle. no struggle = no muscle growth3-haircut. get a haircut every 6 weeks. in general really, pay attention to your appearance and how you present yourself to others. if you haven't had a shower in 3 days and haven't changed clothes in just as long, women will find you repulsive.if you have twitter and want to talk more, hit me up @haxrcalled4chan
>>221340414How pathetic
>>221343115cold approaching was always rare. Most guys would hang out with girls and wait for a signal to approach them.
>>221342149>beardWhere?>hatFine>glassesHe looks terrible in those frame. If this is his leader pic then he needs to switch it up?? 1 match in 5 years is insane. I'm not very attractive and I have more matches than I can respond to meaningfully.. literally had to stop opening the app because It was stressing me out.
>>221343048I'm assuming you meant>only 2 single girls there you shot your shot. good for you. 2 rejections, 21 more to go until you get those digits
>>221343066>hey parks closed!>watchya doing out here?>you're trespassing!etc. etc.>>221343090they truly NEED a male authority figure to physically discipline them constantly but since womens lib began it was handed over to the government, but they dont discipline, only coddle. so now they are as free as ever and more miserable than ever and cant see the way back because the jew brick permanently attached to their face only works to deceive them. fuckin vanity, man.
>>221339600you can tell from the shape of his face that he's overweight. might as well been spending that time in the gym
>>221343121This is the guy making twitter screenshot threads
>>221343171You sound like a neurotic control freak
>>221340832I can confirm this works.but only if you have, and act like you have confidence.
>>221339695it's really an interesting dynamic. millenial & genZ women are by far the sluttiest women over the past 2 centuries, yet more men are adult virgins than ever before. hypergamy is a helluva drug
>>221343151I could have just gotten drunk and high at home instead of driving out there and wasting a Saturday night. Im over chasing women. I live next to a world famous brothel and just pay for sex now.
>>221339600If you swipe right on everything tinder only gives you low value matches. He wasn’t trying at all. Also it’s complete bs. I doubt tinder even has 2 million female members . Certainly not in the same area. So if he had his set to any distance, he is also wasting time on people in different states. >>221340261Nah, tinder times you out if you spend too much time on it and tells you to come back in 24 hours, even with gold
>>221339760>>221339696hopeless romanticism in a guy is a sign of low T. you should get your levels checked bros
>>221339600proof that it works
>>221339300A shoe store seems like an awful place to try that.
>>221340261it's true. if you're going to give a complement, complement something they've done (hair, makeup, outfit). never complement eyes, smile, or something they don't have control over
>>221339760Same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago. We were having drinks, I put my hand on hers, then she said she needed to go to the bathroomFive minutes later, she texted and said she wasn’t feeling the vibe. I asked what it was and she said it was me touching her.
>>221340469Clav is not the example you wanna model bro
>>221343202you sound like a bad girl in need of spanking
>>221343284throw a molotov cocktail through her window
>>221343223honestly i can't fault you. many times, the juice ain't worth the squeeze b/c women get the ick over bullshit reasons all the time now
>>221343185top kekbut seriously no, I'm just trying to help a fellow bro out and won't be on this thread much longer
>>221339600One of the pics he used was him wearing a "sit ya ass on my face" sweater while holding a fish
>>221343304Id rather just be good looking than deal with the bullshit of the games women playIm 6ft tall and 145 pounds. I know I have a good looking body and thats all I care about anymore
>>221343473Based
>>221343493>6ft 145bro eat something theres no way you feel good that lean
>>221342103You really are a miserable faggot.
>>221340832>the one that gave him her numberwould
>>221341443>guy asking for her number is just as bad as mr first date gang bangTop kek
>>221339300My dad had a friend who would ask women at clubs to go home and sleep with him, it worked sooner or later but it was 30-40 years ago. Might still work if you're rizzmaxxing.
>>221339600Tinder shadowbans you if you swipe too much
>>221341182> Proving you can attract a woman is the one and only thing that raises a man toYeah and how does Boom Howard end up? As a 50y/o step-dad. He might seem to have a lot of success with women, but they’re absolutely pyrrhic victories.
>get number>she ghosts there is no winning
>>221339600>>221339658fatcel is volcel
>>221342448xD
>>221339300Probably, but the biggest limiting factor is I might only spot one woman worth approaching in a given day, unless I decide to devote a significant amount of my time scouring different grocery stores, cafes, or other venues. But frankly that just becomes an exhausting waste of time. If you're in a major city maybe it's worth a shot.
>>2213421171. Foids don't think like that2. Don't answer. Just keep going. Why waste time? You care too much if you respond.
>>221341443>you have to ritual humiliate yourself on dating apps or on game shows in tv and tiktok to get a gf now, or just marry your cousin inshallahActually there's another, secret option.
>>221343573I feel really good actually
>>221340202Swiping right on everyone also damages your rating (as there is a secret rating system) and will mark you as lowgrade.
>>221344019The only place that would work is Vegas. You go on the strip and literally every direction you turn your head in, you will spot at least one bachelorette party with a pack of 10/10’sI got a girl to dance on me in a club last time I went, but couldn’t push it any further cuz she said she was engaged.
>>221343854>but it was 30-40 years ago.yeah, that shit worked in the 90's, but women today are entirely ruined from smart phones. Any sense of realistic expectations are gone. they all have social media in their ear poisoning the idea of men for them. and the ones who do actually just wanna get their rocks off are just 2 clicks away from their AI boyfriend, or werewolf rape fics/porn. The only reason modern women really need guys is to buy dinner and pay bills
>>221344198>he raped me but I kept seeing him
>>221339658i actually have had 2 one night stands and 2 1+ year gfs while still being fat, they were decent 7/10s too not fatties. they had other issues but didnt stop me from fucking them, one of them even let me fuck her ass.
>>221344544What’s sex like when you’re fat? I was never able to get laid when I was over 200
>>221344617it was alright, except for the summer, i would sweat too much and id feel bad. also missionary isnt really doable, mostly doggy, side, cowgirl. also i had manboobs and would hate taking off my tshirt to fuck, when one of my gfs had proper feels for me she didnt care, she even asked me to take it off during and was fine with it. i think big part of how i kept them happy was i had practiced with a titanium grip fapping over the years, so i lasted like 1-2 hours,i still remember my first gf the day after we first fucked telling me over the phone her pussy hurt and she couldnt walk straight. for reference i wasnt insanely obese, just like around 180-200lbs for a 6ft guy.
>>221340832>disgusting half naked trashI'd rather not
>>221340832i was told to just go out one day and ask random women out until you get over fear of rejection so thats what i did. a lot of women thought it was creepy, i mean it kind was but i didnt care about them anyways. at the end of the day i did get a number though and called her and talked to her. my phone game is pretty bad though, i dont mind talking to women in person but i dont know what to talk about on the phone other than trying to set up a meeting.
>>221341443>asking for a phone number is just as bad as asking to participate in a gangbang
>>221344789text dont call. if you get a number thats good, just keep trying and you'll get there.
>>221339300>size boomMight be my favourite KotH quote
>>221341443>>221344198>things that totally happened
>>221339760>3 dates and no physical contactWhere you buying her things on these "dates". I already know the answer now you do too.
>>221340469The only time I've seen him.with women either they where OF girls who didn't fuck him just appeared on his dumb setups or the occasional club hoe who he couldn't act normal around and she left. Not once have I seen evidence clav's methods work without any social skills. I'm.not talking a lot I'm just talking not being an autist.
>>221339300Yes, but I'm not pushy like that. I just start conversations with any women who make eye contact with me and compliment them when the opportunity comes up. It actually works, even more so now because most men are too pussy to actually ask women out. It only works if you're attractive though.
>>221339600If you swipe right constantly on tinder it flags your account automatically and doesn't show you to people for a while.>>221339600
LMAO at the retards arguing in this thread, screaming into the void. All you have to do is be 6'0" or taller. That's it. That is literally it. Anything else is cope and delusion.
>>221344686>6ft>180-200lbs>fat with man boobsbot post
>>221339415Yeah, life tends to be easy when you win the genetic lottery.
>>221344789>800 CatOkran should fuck you sideways
>>221345028I used to be obese and lost a lot of weight, so i still had man boobs.
>>221345019And what of us 5'3 subhumans?
>>221345110We (yes, "we," I'm a turbomanlet also) are shit out of luck.
>>221345049>i guess ill just play ff14 then....
>>221339600This retard never figured out about deleting your profil and making a new one. 5 consecutive years of Tinder.
>>221343202>You sound like a neurotic control freakSo a woman?
>>221339300>Has anyone actually applied Boom Howard's method of getting dates? My black friend growing up in the early 2000s use to tell me this was his strategy, that it would always work, and that I should try itCould it still work in 2026?Not in the US, but it would work in countries where where English isn't the official language. Also they'll exchange Insta instead of numbers now so they can verify that you're not weird.
>>221345056at that point what's the point?
Unironically you need to look at boy bands women enjoy like BTS and Backstreet and Kpop Demon Hunters, every woman has basically already decided on their type based on things like these. Find an archetype you can fit and then just do that character and women will approach you. For me I've had success doing Type O Negative Peter Steele, women have just walked up to me and asked me out because I look similar enough to tickle their neurons.
>>221343181Some people do have a disproportionately fat babyface.
>>221345559I will never have instagram, whatsapp, telegram, etc.
>>221345892>be tall an-that's it. thats all you need.
>>221339300I've never been a man. But I imagine this is how every man does it. They are just so desperate, all of them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcdKlgFOPsQ
>>221345965https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRnCeg-EWio
>>221345952Im not tall, I just found the niche that gets me laid. It's exactly like how men fetishize redheads or goth chicks. Women might like the strong silent type, or the gentleman cowboy, or whatever other fantasy they grew up with and will actively track you down if you fit that.
>>221346128I'm gay and I'm tall and all the girls won't stop commenting about how tall I am.
>>221339600Yeah and if you actually look at his profile you'll see why
>>221345892cringe
>>221346168Girls don't even like talking about the World Cup. Never mind owning 33 snakes.
>>221345892Boy band members, be they British or Korean, are basically girls. Women are attracted to themselves more than they are attracted to real men. Most women are essentially lesbians.
>>221346168>26dear god he looks 56
>>221345907Unironically after I deleted all social media except faceberg I got a girlfriend. Guess it was turning me into an incel or something
>>221346168not even that fat. I'd say the name Hayden alone and any of its alternatives is largely the culprit for negative attention(and likely a bitch made personality).
>>221342031>askwhat are you a male feminist or something?
>>221343890>He might seem to have a lot of success with women, but they’re absolutely pyrrhic victories.Who wants to fuck a single mom?
>>221342154Good thing you didn't, you'd still be picking resistors out your ass.
>>221346345you'd have to have pretty shit taste to just start sucking face with a party girl
>>221346343>I'd say the name Hayden alone and any of its alternatives is largely the culprit for negative attention(and likely a bitch made personality).Nah, girls loved Hayden Christensen.
>>221346300nta but what was her reaction to you not having social media?
>>221346511Nta but not having social media got me laid, I wrote my number physically on paper and it was such a turn on she told all her friends and aunt about it because she liked seeing my hands write
>>221342117>because I wanted access to your gullyhole and thought those nails would look good wrapped around my penis360 walk away
>>221346357>Who wants to fuck a single mom?Not me. It's easier to fool young girls into thinking you're rich
>>221339300>Could it still work in 2026?Yeah, it always works if you just don't give a fuck. Expect a lot of lousy dates though, you aren't going to get quality if you'll accept anyone.
Some anons posting from the depths of the crab-bucket. Who could've guessed that going through life whining like a bitch would make such a trivial thing like getting pussy considerably harder?
>>221340456He needs to draw a cool hairstyle with a marker on his head and he's ready to hit the club
>>221345871idk you tell me i still fucked bitches in the ass as i said. so maybe eat less fatass.
>>2213396002 million swipes? If that's actually recorded that's insane. How many IRL swipes?
>>221342278Am I Chinese?
>>221346168Parsel tongue nigga
>>221340410Kek
>>221346376Anakin is nearly the polar opposite of the tinder tard
>>221346376Yeah. Because picrel:
>>221346552dont tell me this I KNOW CURSIVE BUT I CHIPPED THE BONE IN MY FINGER AND THE SHIT ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE CHICKEN SCRATCHINGS NOW AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>221340456Lmao goblin maxxing
>>221345049absolute projection the post lol
>>221346992My handwriting a shit, she just liked looking at my hands and thought it was more romantic than adding her on snapchat.
>>221340469He's proof that being socially retarded is worse than not being conventionally attractive. He's a very confused autist that pays escorts to spend time with him.
>>221340469Clav isn't even that good looking.He gets women because he's famous.
>>221339710Dude looks any random Appalachian guy with a wife and a couple kids.
>>221343219That pic just makes me feel great because apparently I'm in the top 30%
>>221342117Because i wanted to nail you
>>221344441No. She clearly said "he raped me so I became his girlfriend." Pretty nuts if you ask me.
>>221339300>Boom HowardNot checking that.
>>221344796It is if you’re an ugly chud
The tfw no gf niggas are gonna be in for a rude awakening when they turn into the thank god we broke up and I have my free time back. Don't worry, everyone has to go through that rite of passage.
>>221345892I just dress like Drake
>>221348769Try being single for 10 years and get back to me. Try coming home to an empty house every night and having nobody to talk to as all your friends are getting married and starting families
>>221342278what about me
>>221349003if you want to socialize irl then it's on you to do it. its ok to quit society.>>221348769skip all the headaches entirely and go full volcel until you find a virgin and keep her locked away in a chaste state until she is of regional legal age and marry her to produce a pure soul due to the hymen holds a significantly higher value then is practiced in these modern times. women have no qualms about circumcision but if you were to attach any value to something she likely squandered because of the societal acceptance of loose morals regardless of religious promises or authoritarian figures.
>>221344198>get raped>get in bad relationship>get hit >protect identityat least he wasn't Daryl from Walgreens, am I right
>>221339300He was a Texas Ranger, once girls found that out it was like shooting retarded fish in a very small barrel.
>>221339300Yes, if you've ever spent much time hanging out at clubs there are tons of guys who just hit on every chick who walks in and it does work eventually
>>221349347Making him a ranger in the last episode was fucking dumb and didnt make sense. He was literally a neet on welfare
>>221340469I saw that faggot get posted on this site for over a year before I heard him speak. I couldn’t believe what an insecure little bitch he is. I cannot imagine how deranged you have to be to listen to or give money to a guy like that. I’m not saying highly desirable, attractive, charismatic men don’t exist and can’t puck up women easily, I’m saying this guy is not one no matter how many shims he has surgically implanted in his legs.
>>221349280Dog, I go >work>gym>homeEvery day. Just like every other normal guy my age. Every hobby Ive ever had turned to shit due to corporate greed. I have nothing left to do to meet people except go to bars and casinos, which is not a place you’ll meet quality people
>>221349282"omg! no!! ew!!!""DONT PUT THAT BABY DICK ENERGY ON ME!!!! I WILL LI-TER-LALLY D I E !!!!!" *gags herself with finger*
>>221345019I’m 6’1" and I’m a loser. I have pointed this out before on this site and have been accused of lying but all of the guys I have personally known to be highly successful have been shorter than average.
>>221349420Women will filter you on looks. He objectively is not ugly. He has shown time again that you can be an arrogant prick and women wont care as long as they like your looks It’s not like this is a secret. Women will let good looking guys be their fuck buddies but expect regular guys to do all the bullshit. You will never mean more to a woman than the guy that she lets hit and then leave when it’s done. All that guy has to do is text her and ask if she’s down to fuck.
>>221349453I’m 6ft tall and know a 5’8 midget that makes half a million every year I was working for him last year and he fired me for talking about weed on the job. When he was doing it, he had to stop and look for something to stand on so he could look at me eye level.
>>221349460Not all women are the same. Yes, there are absolutely women who will filter you on looks. There are countless other filters and a neurotic autismo like Clavicular will run face first into all of them no matter how attractive you find him to be. I, personally, don’t see it.
>>221349491And what work release program was this?
>>221349421you have to do concerts or some shit then or work in the food industry>>221349453how ugly are you? that height wont cancel out your Shrek lvl>>221349491haha he got the midge rage! classic!
>>221349509They don’t give a shit about personalityYou think women give a shit about what personality the guy beating her ass each night has? Fuck no. She takes that ass whooping then lets him hit it from the backWomen think these type of men are better for them. They don’t have to shit for them except smack them in the back of the head. Do you understand?
>>221339885are you trying to come off as gay? straight men don't give a shit about nails; you stick to hair, eyes or clothes and work from there the number is the last thing you ask for, preferably after having sex
>>221340832How does one see him get rejected by several and still say yes, while those women are still in ear shot? Aren't women supposed to be about pack identity, or something?
>>221345110Learn to read, and have another go at the post you're replying to.
>>221339300>Has anyone actually applied Boom Howard's method of getting datesYes>Could it still work in 2026Not. 22 and in college
>>221349923"women logic"if she deems herself better than the ones rejecting then she something something yada yada blah blah
>>221339600If I was a woman I'd swipe left on his ass too. He looks boring limp wristed push over
>>221350108shut up fag
>>221349003You sound like an insufferable old woman>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING I NEED PUSSY AHHHHHH SAVE ME IDRIS ELBA
>>221342935See this is why I keep coming back to 4chan. You fags always have the perfect response every time.
>>221350114Shut up you queer cunt
>>221350069That actually does make sense, seeing as she was better looking than the others. I guess she really "isn't like those other girls"
I haven't been on /tv/ in quite a while and this is the first thread I see upon returning. Where did all these sickening normalfags come from?
>>221350412reddit banned them
>>221339328>swipesaaand you fell for the (((dating app))) scam
>>221342206>behaviors I picked up from the shit ones.>Excuses his own dog shit character as it being caused by others>Blames the people in his life for their dog shit character which for some reason they are solely responsible forAre you a diagnosed narcissist by any chance?
>>221343756Prime slammy.
I know this is beyond whore women's understanding but men don't want the slut who goes out with random guys, they actually want to build a relationship with someone they have known so they can have a stable family.
>>221340456This dude looks like he’s 5’3” and a full foot and a half is his fucking bullet head.
>>221351751>but men don't want the slut who goes out with random guysnot even remotely trueeven the biggest whores out there will get a simp to settle for them eventuallylook at riley reid for fuck sake
>>221339300Nope. 1 rejection is enough to send me back into the bunker for 4 more winters
>>221349453Height does help though. I'm 6'3 and through middle and high school I had multiple girls approach me. One even asked me to homecoming, and then I stammered out some autistic response about why I couldn't go because my brother's basketball game was on during that same time. And then I went home and played world of warcraft.When I started college some girl came up and sat next to me and kept talking to me every period. She eventually stopped and I just left it. Anyway, point is that height helps a lot. I'm literally the spergiest sperg and I've had women appoach me off and on throughout my life. I've fucked it all up every time, but they did approach me.
>>221351885How do you never learn? Perhaps a better question is why don't you ever learn?
>>221351922I'm autistic and it's much easier to just not reciprocate. The few times I did try I fucked it up so apocalyptically bad I ruined friendships for life. A long time ago I decided I was tired of putting people through my aspergers nonsense and decided to basically become a hermit. It's better this way, and the women who expressed interest in me throughout the years are far better off without me anyway.
>>221351885Based volcel chad
>>221351621"a nigga that dont know much ain't grow much"
>>221351942Stop being a mope
Dating apps are fake and gay. They had a time period where they worked at first but it's clearly been monetized and over-algorithmitizedHave a face to face date with a girl who talks to you already and read her body language. You will never bat .1000 with women. The key part is hitting a homerun with the right one at the right momentThe first part is figuring each other out and finding out if you're compatible. Take it from there.
>>221342485>No wonder nobody likes you.I've noticed that only people with no friends try to use this insult onlineThey must think having no friends is way more common than it actually is
>>221352238>people with no friends try to use this insult onlineUsually it's the opposite in my experience, it's one of the most normalfag-coded insults you can toss out
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>>221342485This is the fated end of discourse with normalshits It almost never ends with "that's a good point" or, "agree to disagree" It always ends with "well your point is lessened by my opinion of your character". The only real way to salvage anything from this rec of an era is by segregating humans based on the ability to regulate emotions when it comes to interacting with other individuals and public trust/civic duty. The important thing is constantly evaluating to see who has LOST the ability to emotionally regulate, and who has GAINED the ability to emotionally regulate, and making sure they're where they belong at that point in time.
>>221342347It's not thatHe's saying that most normalshits are just unconscious beings who are doing things they are consciously doing. It's why the advice has always been "be yourself". Normalshits aren't ACTUALLY doing anything. Their mind is off. Ask them what they're thinking about when they're in the middle of a task and most times they are unaware or can't answer in a way that is sensible.
>>221349995Cope and delusion isn't a solution you fuck wit
>>221346771>bragging about sticking your meat in a shit hole
