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How did /pol/ manage to make a feature length studio film?
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>>221339594
Isn't this movie actually good?
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>>221339788
reading the wikipedia for it is very funny but otherwise the movie is melodramatic dogshit
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Weak bait but Precious is largely presented sympathetically. She's a victim and works hard to better herself once she's exposed to a lifestyle beyond getting beaten and raped by her abusive parents. A /pol/tard would write every character as being as dumb and entitled as the mom and include telling scenes of them causing a scene at a store when they're in front of a virgin chud in line at the register
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>>221339953
>reaches 6th grade reading level after months of work
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YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SILVERBACK GORILLA AND THE MOVIE PRECIOUS
PEOPLE HAVE PAID MONEY TO SEE A SILVERBACK GORILLA
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This is Precious' actress today, you racist fucks
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>>221340379
only in america
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>>221339788
It's ridiculous. It's misery porn that is so over the top it crosses over into parody and actually becomes comical.
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>>221340379
looksmatched
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>>221339788
We're not allowed to watch it, so we can never know. Imo best just to assume its bad and move on.
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>>221339594
For a long time I thought this was a Harmony Korine film like a follow-up to Gummo for some reason
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This movie depicts perfectly how average black Americans live, whether you think that's sad or funny, that's up to you.
Precious was abused since she was a kid and the mother was rather mad at her than at the father who got the kid pregnant twice, one with a retarded child, and then she took it on her and abused her as well. All while scamming social services and pretending to be the victim. The mom is the usual loud black welfare queen who watches tv all day and uses violence to relieve her frustration. The climax of the story is when she just drops the baby (baby who was conceived when the father rapes Precious) on the floor and throws a tv at Precious because that reminds her that she "stole" her man.
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>>221339594

I only remember this as the subject of Armond White's GOAT review
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hard to watch
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>>221339594
Dust by Zvenyagin is what happens when a movie about an average 4chan user is made.
He is literally me! Me!
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>>221340013
which is great considering she was effecitvely illiterate prior to that
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>>221340948
double standards like that are pretty racist
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>>221340379
i think it's wonderful that she found a gay man to marry her.
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>>221339788
i liked it. pretty accurate picture of how miserable african american life can be.
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>>221339594
Based on a novel of how blacks abuse their kids. How is escaping cycles of abuse /pol/?
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>>221341042
>escaping
she die of aids at the end
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>>221340379
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>>221341042
take all your little niglets and move back to the savannah
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>>221340057
ALL RIGHT GANG, CIRCLE UP
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>>221341110
Savannah, GA?
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>>221341132
where else, sherlock
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>>221340379
Why so fat?
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>>221339594
I thought Niki Minaj was in this, but it was some other girl.
Anyway, I like when precious gets hit with the ashtray.
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>>221339788
I have never laughed so hard so yes.
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>>221340379
what shoe size is that?
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>>221340948
How the fuck can somebody in school be illiterate?
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>>221342397
sir you have a pol sense of humor
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>>221343585
niggers
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>>221343652
....fair enough
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>>221340379
Just went all in with the sleeveless dress, huh? No friends or loved ones could talk her out of that?
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>>221339594
While I can see the physical resemblance, Precious actually went outside every once in a while. So no, it's not completely /pol/ accurate.
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>>221343798
If you've got biceps that big, why not show them off?
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>>221339594

If you read the book, Precious is probably by far one of the most racist characters ever written. She absolutely loathes her own black skin on a level no /pol/ user ever could arguably. /pol/ doesn’t hate black people for having black skin, but for the way they behave. Black skin is simply an easy means of identifying them. Hence the cognitive dissonance that occurs when the subject of wiggers (whites who act black) or BASED blacks (blacks who hold reactionary/antisemitic views) comes up.
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>>221340379
guess ozempic wasnt covered by obeezycare
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>>221344790
kek, so fucking funny
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>>221340764
whats wild is how some black kids grow up in the inner city with single mothers right next door to people like precious but besides poverty they don't have half the nightmare circumstances and otherwise grow up like a normal city kid, these same kids walk next to each other every day but one of them rolled a 1
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>>221343604
the kfc scene is undeniably funny
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>>221339788
It's The Whale but niggers
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>>221344958
250 pound teenager mess that is pregnant after being raped the second time by his father (first one she was impregnated with a mongoloid), and who now has aids, steals fried chicken only to puke them later and be force fed pig feet by his crack cocaine addict mother. And nobody can even read.
Hilarious.
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>>221339594
I remember various talk shows and news sites saying she was going to be a new Hollywood star and have a great career ahead, but I think this is the only thing she ever made that was of note and her only other appearances were for references to this movie.
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>>221339788
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>>221340948
How long did it take you to get there?
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>>221345031
Fucking GOLD.
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>>221345009
lmfao
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>>221344572
This is kind of true but you're ignoring the fact that the /pol/ consensus is that the color of the skin and the behavior both stem from the same genetic source.



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