Was he aware that population will double in 100 years anyway or was he retarded?
>>221343031>forgot to wish for sterilizationretarded.
>>221343031>this is the smartest villain capeshit has to offerYikes.
>>221343031>could easily wish to restore history (reverse entropy) and then make an new world that is anti-entropic and has unlimited energy/resources to work with (his home planet scales with life/like that living planet Ego from that other movie but isn't a huge egotistical faggot and is more like Mogo from DC).I want to see a What If... Thanos studied Soteriology.
>>221343031the greatest failure of thanos, like most people, is failure to understand the exponential function.
he wanted to prove that the system worked and that all living things would adopt the strategy themselves afterwards. it was more to prove a point, a forced test where everyone would live out the results and in his mind, the benefits. its still stupid but it was never meant to be the main solution, it was done to convince others.
>>221343158it didn't work.his philosophy was nihilistic therapeutic ressentiment (my life sucked, so everyone's has to suck to learn the lesson I learned).everyone was was worse for it (the universe didn't "get over" the loss as he did).
>>221343031>was he retarded?comic book chuds thought it was profound but yes it's immensely retarded. at some point their villains became comically bad (pun intended)
>>221343158this, but retards will ignore your post
>if that other guy was dead, theres less mouths to feed>i am very smart
>>221343031>100 yearsearth's population octupled in the last 99 years
>>221343031yes he was actually dumb but just happened to be born extremely strong which allowed him to gain a lot of power to do dumb things
>>221343413Don't worry I'm doing my part to reduce that by never having sex
>>221343086You mean Marlel. Joker is smarter than Thanus
>>221343031It's a whole universeSo it's worse than that even Given how populations tend to grow More is exponentially proportional to however many paired mates there are But you see, he could sit on his porch snapping his fingers while an unpaid black man plays guitar for eternity Just halving the universe constantly
>>221343559>I make grumpy rodent man smile while I kill people.Oh yes, so smart.
>>221343031>i wish the redhead was more Obsession™ with me than anyone in the entire Marvel™ Cinematic™ Universe™ (MCU™)
>>221343530I wonder if it would have been better or worse if they included his loving the incarnation of death
>>221343031The writers are retarded.Don't let them hide behind the character.
>>221343086He's called the "Mad Titan" for a reason.
>>221343031Snapping third worlders would've fixed the problem forever.
>>221343031If I was ballchins I'd make 99% of non photosynthetic life past a certain threshold of mass functionally infertile. Like 99.9% of the time everybody's just shooting blanks.
Why didn't Thanos use the time stone to look into the future and realize the Avengers were going to figure out time travel and stop him?Was he stupid?
>>221343031>>221343050bro snapped a One Wish Willow fr
100% of life would die out.
>>221345267what gay ass AI made that gayslop?
>>221345365that's a handcrafted 2018 celeb fake, zoom zoom
>>221343031I never watched these filmsDid Thanos have a crush on the embodiment of Death in the marvel movies??
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>>221345359grim but accurate.
he can recreate his home, he demonstrated that to Doctor Strange in the scene in Infinity War he didn't want his home back, he wasn't trying to fix something don't believe the lies
could you snap to wish for unlimited snaps?
>>221345402NoThey were probably planning it but scrapped it. At the end of the first Avengers movie after his army gets wiped out, his adviser or whatever tells him that to war with them is to court death, and he does a shit eating grin
>>221345471no it would hurt too much if it didn't just completely kill you
>>221345496you could snap to wish that snaps didn't hurt
>>221343031He’s a retard.
>>221345471The snap isn't some magic ritual that's necessary for the stones to grant a wish, it's just a dramatic way of showing how crazy busted they areThe limiter of the stones in the movies is they break the gauntlet, he could have used them to make himself able to use them without exploding and just do whatever he wanted
instead of a glove i would have made a condom
>>221343031Probably faster than that, too, because he only deleted half the people and not half their resources or any of their codified knowledge on how to make another over leveraged house of cards. All he had to do was make soil unarable/infertile universe-wide and the population would have fixed itself and stayed fixed because of the laws of thermodynamics.
>>221345533>he could have used them to make himself able to use them without exploding and just do whatever he wantedso why didn't hesilly thanos
Do those magic stones work like dragon balls? Why didn't he just wish for immortality and manually wipe out half the population on each planet for fun, and then rinse repeat once the populations fill back up?
>>221345551He didn't want infinite power in this canonHe wanted to do his ecoterrorism hemiomnicide
>>221345505but it might kill you even if you tried to do that. Iron Man died. only certain people could use it and survive to use it again
>>221345561He was already an effectively immortal space emperor that was doing thatHe felt it was too slow
>>221343910They had a workable substitute in Hela. They could have made the story about him stocking Hel with enough souls to start Ragnarok and overthrow Valhalla. We could have had an Executioner exiled along with her, discovering that he’s been BBD’d by her with Thanos and was never anything more than her pawn, sort of like him and the Enchantress from the comics. We could have had better Thor movies, a finale to the story that takes place on multiple fronts, and a Gjallersbru stand that actually meant something, but unimaginative, soulless bean counters are all that Disney has staffed for the past 20 years.
I still don't get what his guy's end goal is. Cut everything in half just because (autism)?
>Cut everything in half just because (autism)?yes
>>221345666it's like the serial killers. He explained why he felt like he had to do it, but it wasn't an explanation that makes sense. he just needed half of everyone to die so he could have more bananas
>>221343031>All life reduced by 50%>Including near-extinct speciesHe was retarded and the original plan of banging Death was better.
>>221345267pov: you're loki
>>221345822Also, he killed 50% of locusts and 50% of things that eat locusts.
>>221345822He doesn't even get to bang Death in the comics when he wins its horse shitShe says he's too far above him now and then he gets all pissy and makes a female version of himself to bang
>>221343910>>221345657>They had a workable substitute in Hela. They could have made the story about him stocking Hel with enough souls to start Ragnarok and overthrow ValhallaThey didn't need a substitute. He could have just been the "Mad Titan" and worshipped Death. You could have put in a scene where Gamora or Nebula has to go report something to him. And it cuts to him talking to Death telling her how much he loves her and how he would do anything for her and how he's preparing this grand gift in her honor. Then from Their perspective, Gamora or Nebula, he's just talking to this statue that's surrounded by rotting corpses.The intire Idea of Him slaughtering the universe or half the universe for death could have been this, is he really worshiping some ancient cosmic force or is he just fucking nuts. The Idea of the Avengers fighting against something that might not have any reason to appeal to could have been a great movie.
>>221345894That works, too.
>>221343031>He didn't understand the very concept of sigmoidal curves or even cyclical population dynamicsMany such cases unfortuantely
>>221345267fucking retard
>>221345882Moral of the story: never simp. Not even once
