>the main character turns out to be the true villain of the movie... because he had a crush on a girl
All im getting from this movie is don't be friends with women
Don't interact with women. Ever.
>>221343324>>221343320Who's got the collage of headlines by the leftist woman complaining about catcalling and the later complaining about getting ignored by men
>>221343299Having a crush is one thing, putting a spell on her to force her to love you is another. He was the villain the moment he made the wish
>>221343320>>221343324Naw, just keep that shit plutonic as FUCK. Don't hug um unless they initiate. If they do, pat them on the back the entire time.
>>221343427Whenever they go to hug me I give them the most half-hearted half hug possible. It's even better because I'm so tall they just get a quick arm around the should while they desperately try to grab my around my midsection.
>>221343299the movie we need right now
>>221343299I cannot get a crush on girl because I do not go outside
>WHY DO GUYS NOT DATE>THE MOST DANGEROUS THING TO A WOMAN IS A FRIENDLY GUYWomen like her would be thrown into nunneries
>>221343823>>WHY DO GUYS NOT DATEno one asked that lol
>>221343299Did they miss the part where she was intentionally leading him on while having a fuck buddy all this time?
>>221343299>the main character turns out to be the true villain of the movie... because he's a rapistftfy
Why do you fags always intentionally read it wrong? Even Johnny Bravo points out the nature of "nice guys".
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>>221344324Check that guy's harddrive.
>>221343299This seemed to be a comedy or something, there were a lot of women laughing in the row infront of me like "omggurrsh we get like this dont we gurlz" all laughing with eachother. I think most of it went over my head. It was just O-K. I don't think there was meant to be anything political I think it just maybe was made for women, which is fair enough.
>>221343299I asked for the number of a girl way out of my league today. She told me she has a boyfriend, and if that's true they've definitely seen this movie together. She reacted well but is probably still freaked out hours later. But she's sweet and I like her and it was my last opportunity before summer break and my transfer, so I said fuck it. Better to get a no than to regret never asking or wonder what could have happened if you had.
>>221343823>friendly guy>removes your free will and rapes you for ever>friendly guy
>>221344477Congrats anon, you've done 98.42% more than the average 4chan poster ever will.
>>221344324What a homo.
>>221343498>>221343427Conversation should be brief and cordial. Anything beyond that and you've said too much.
>>221344324>weugh talk about ick
>>221344513It stings, but I am proud of myself for even asking. And confidently. I decided I was going to do it a few weeks ago but had a brief internal debate while talking with her normally today. The outcome sucked, but I'm glad I didn't chicken out.
I cringed so hard when Bear repeatedly said he didn't like Nikki. He's so pathetic
>>221343299Movie is misandrist propaganda
>>221343299I hate Bear because he is a stupid retard who wasted his wish.
do you think the One Wish Willow has some restriction on its use? Like what if someone wished for the sun to explode? It wouldn't just explode right?
>>221343823Literally a woman's worst nightmare.
>>221344654I worked with someone who would ask me if i wanted a ride home every shift we had together. I'd refuse every time, but they would just ask again and again.I've seen their car before. It was red jalopy with a noisy engine.Eventually they wore me down. It got to a point where i was like "fuck it" and said yes. Another co-worker asked why i hadn't gone home yet. I said, "so n so" is giving me a lift. Cue "ooooo" or some other dumbass lovey dovey sound. I get so anxious the entire room spins. I try and leave. Coworker blocks the handle, I push through it and run home.It's raining. I'm running in the rain and laughing like the final girl at the end of TCM. Just then I hear the rattling of that old engine as a red vehicle speeds by. Don't know whether It was them or not. Don't know whether they heard me or not.But not getting in that car affected me on a cellular level. My sleep went to shit. I started experiencing hot flashes in my 30's and I developed anxiety so bad I took medication for it. The ordeal physically aged me.
>>221343299Incel power fantasy
