No

>>221344179
i dont think so because youll be more passive and meek
but it can also be more attractive if youre detached and dismissive
depends on the woman

>>221344179
first date?
yes
following dates?
no.

>>221344179
the more important thing would be to stay consistent with the version of yourself that your date agreed upon meeting. when you asked her out, how many loads did you eject? oh, you edged for seven hours that day? you must go again. stroke for stroke, video for video, the exact same.

>>221344179
No. This guy is mostly correct >>221344243

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>>221344179
pretty sure Woogie wanted to get rid of his competition.

>>221344179
Scene always annoyed me. Who the fuck loses their spunk. It's not chewing gum. If you shot it into your hand it's staying. If you shot it into the sink it's staying. If your cum can be picked up and put down, ive got bad news for you

>>221344606
I had it inexplicably end up behind me once.
Defied the laws of physics

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I get hornier after masturbating than if I hadn't masturbated at all. Is that weird? Not right after, but like 30 minutes after.

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>>221344179
no

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>>221344652

>>221344716
cum doesn't have a smell.

>>221344179
What about during?

>>221344716
This is utter bullshit for several reasons. The major one that all men masturbate at least 3-5 times a week, with most daily these days. Every man she's around would have the smell constantly.

Fuck off

>>221344716
This is so fucking dumb and literally impossible unless shes a fucking X-Men whose power is to search out cum.

>>221344179
No you'll be sexually satiated and uninterested.

>>221344179
No. Not unless it's before a shower, and you're not expecting sex. But always keep sex as an open option for a date, even hand or mouth stuff. Gotta keep the holster full of bullets or else she'll be offended if you don't finish on her arm or in her mouth. And you can just jerk off all horny when you get home anyway if nothing happens.

if a womens first impression of you is that she smells the sexual interest in her she will be repulsed.

>>221344179
Yeah. Not just masturbation, but a conversation with yourself. "I'm not doing anything sexual with this girl tonight, and that's ok. She needs to feel safe with me above anything else." Then I crank it to Ryan Smiles and go be a gentleman.

>>221344652
Sorry bro that was me, I came on the bed before you lied down to wank

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>>221344179
Yeah cum doesn't fly from your dick, it's just porn illusion. Sperm slowly dripple from penis.

>>221344830
You sound like a massive fag if you're being serious

>>221344716
I bet this is actually true for like a one in a billion super smeller. Like that lady that could small parkinsons.

>>221344838
you need to do your kegel exercises anon

>>221344853
Why???

>>221344853
He's joking, anon. Nobody jerks it to Ryan Smiles

>>221344179
no, it lowers your drive, reactivity, confidence, wit and libido. All important things if you want to impress a foid

>>221344179
No. You lose your instinctual need to impress her and you’ll end up revealing too much about yourself and you’ll end up talking about anime and boats.

>>221344179
No. Because if you get a handy your load will be weak.

My gf once jerked me off when i masterbated that morning. She showed me her hand with a small load and shook her head and said

"Baby, we have a problem"

>>221344876
Topless Sweeney is enough for you. Ok. Some men like naked women.

No, I save it for SHE

>>221344860
I’m a one in a billion super smeller and I can tell when a girl is on her period and when a girl is horny.
It’s good info, but neither smell is pleasant.

>>221344179
>Just suffer because bro
No. Crank it out. If it goes well you will well within the refractory period.
>>221344701
You need to do the one two anon. Plan ahead. I guarantee it's not three in a row. I used to have this issue but it's rare as I got older.
>>221344716
I love how women pretend they are masturbating more then they used to in the past and at the same time pulling this shit.

>>221344921
>Topless Sweeney is enough for you.

Phhh I wish Anon. I routinely get high on amphetamines and do 19 hour straight goon seshes that involve generating and editing AI porn, as well as having over 4TB of regular porn.

>>221345020
>White guy who can't talk to girls but thinks he's superior to girls shit
Got it

>>221345045
You sure are assuming a lot of things from two of my posts. Also, drop the simp white knight routine.

>>221344838
It's funny because even when I masturbate laying on my back now there's still a clear ejaculation that shoots up

Even though I don't want to have kids on purpose, I feel like I could get a girl pregnant very easily.
Maybe it's better that I don't have sex a lot right now.

>>221345020
Well that's not good....

>>221344179
Women can tell how much they have been bummed in. If you go out with nothing she is gonna know you jerked off prior

>not saving up a month of cum in case she wants you to blast on her
imagine the ick a women gets from a sad little dribble of cum

>>221345058
You get mad when girls don't quote movies exactly right in regular conversation. You're a man-child.

>>221344179
girls can tell, and it gives them the ick. you have to go out no fap with your balls full of pee.

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>>221345121
Bro. Are you having a stroke?

>>221344179
I usually jerk off during the date.

>>221344754
>cum doesn't have a smell.
Oh no, anon.

>>221345149
You're a fucking weirdo to deny Ryan Smiles' body but brag about your CSAM stockpile

>>221344606
it gets on pants.
you don't want to go on a night out with goo crusted on your shorts. bad form.

>>221345252
>He doesn't wash after cooming
Do Americans really?

>>221345364
Everyone likes their own brand

>>221345364
I am not sure how you came to that conclusion, I clean up every time.
I'm just trying to tell that anon that while liquid semen barely has a smell, dried semen smells horrendously.

>>221345443
>He doesn't wipe up with toilet roll and then shower
Simple system bro.

>>221345472
>toilet roll
No thanks, paper towels. Toilet paper is made to dissolve when in contact with liquids.

>>221344652
>>221344838
>>221345074
I still shoot but there is a special satisfaction in seeing it fly over your head as happens only with youth and edging.

>>221344837
Gross, American and British slang do not belong together, please limit yourself to use of the word "mate" when referring to friends on my website.

>>221344716
This is bullshit but almost certainly true about dogs...I wonder how they feel about it.

>>221344606
>If your cum can be picked up and put down, ive got bad news for you
What does it mean?

>>221344179
It makes me sleepy

>>221344243
This

>>221344606
Hollywood in-joke.
Actors have no facial nerves left after cosmetic surgury so they can't feel the coom dripping off their face/ears. Its only relatable to them.

>>221344179
It makes me stop desiring the affection of a women for about 1 hour so I'd imagine not.

>>221344179
Yes if you think you’re gonna get some pussy. That way you last longer.

>>221345091
Imagine a girl wanting a facial and your empty.

>>221344754
Just because you can’t smell our own room doesn’t mean others can’t

>>221344838
Y’all got some broken pipes

>>221346533
>girl wanting a facial
that doesnt happen irl

>>221345091
Are you fuckin serious? I've never heard that and I've fucked plenty

>>221344179
>I've been going out with a loaded gun.

>>221346589
Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters dont count.

>>221344838
One time I didn't ejaculate for about 3 months because I had clinical depression that made my dick not work and when I solved the depression I finally masturbated again and it shot about 10 feet pretty easily

>>221344811
>And you can just jerk off all horny when you get home anyway if nothing happens.
Worst JO's though because you're already thinking of ways you could have made it happen

>>221344179
I don't know if I could get it up again if I did that. I mean I probably could but I wouldn't want to be around a woman if I already got a nut.

>>221345491
>A jizz encrusted stack of wadded up paper towels stinking up the room in a Rubbermaid trash can next to his bed

>>221345074
I don't usually jerk off in bed but a few nights ago I missed the tissues and it hit me in the chin. It was dark so I thought I was clear.

>>221344716
That’s literally every man on earth though which means you know what never mind i’m not even gonna finish my thought because this is too stupid for words fuck why am i still typing and why am i about to press the post button and even worse than that i also have to solve still what the dude why am i still typing

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Oh man, I'm so freakin horny

Fuck I miss dating in college when you'd just be horny as fuck before a date and stave it off because you knew there was a 95% chance of getting laid

>>221347519
Uhm you should have big house, trad wife, 3 kids and promising career by now

>>221346398
It doesn't become a joke because you stated it was one before.
It becomes when when other people laugh at it anon.
This is just a bomb.

I havent jerked off in months because i have developed anxiety around it. It sucks cuz i used to enjoy it as stress relief

>>221344179
No. This is "Hollywood" (the real people behind it) shoving garbage into the audience's minds.

With what purpose? You may ask yourself that.

>>221344179
only a fucking insecure faggot do that

>>221344179
Yes, but doing it in someone else’s bathroom is rpceinge

>>221344716
i only masturbate after dates

>>221344701
If I do nofap for extended periods of time like a week my dick starts hurting like crazy until I coom.

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>>221344893
He is a teenager in this scene, taking the edge off is fine. Teenagers want to fuck 4-5 times a night. If anything it will help him last longer when he does fuck,
You guys are talking like 25-45 year old men.

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>>221347792
>This sex gag in a raunchy comedy? Propaganda.
>The purpose? Heh... You figure it out.

>>221344701
Are you watching porn?
Becuase it is the porn. You just saw 20 tabs with 30 different women. It takes more than once to clear that drug

>>221347949
>You guys are talking like 25-45 year old men.
op isn't Ben Stiller and neither am I.

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No, because I fuck on the first date and that bitch is getting a minimum of 3 loads.

>>221344716
Yeah right

>>221345020
Call your mom, she’s worried about you.

>>221344921
>Swiney
Overrated meme pushed by this board for being vaguely right-adjacent.

>>221344936
Don’t need to be a super sniffler to tell when women are on their period

>>221344838
Are you that dumbass on /gif/ that calls cumshot videos cgi and ai generated?

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>>221344754

Is this a joke

>>221344179
No. Woogie was intentionally trying to sabotage him. How many people are still even interested in a date after they've cum?

>>221346533

Your empty what?

>>221347519

>dating in college

I had no money or time in college. Do people actually ‘date’ in college? I would just try to go to a party every few weeks and get laid. I never did

>>221345184
this is the ideal compromise

>>221349642
>Do people actually ‘date’ in college?
Pretty much everyone

it depends. something i hate about dating is that you usually eat something beforehand. i dunno if i'm some space alien or what, but i could not be less turned on than when i'm full of food and feeling like i'll shit soon. so i tend to hedge my bet. if i feel like i'll be turned on enough, i'll blow the easy one off in the restaurant toilet. but if she's boring, or not that pretty or funny, i just take my chances. sometimes i'd rather blast quick and hurry to the real relief of my toilet.

how often do you guys jerk off? be honest

>>221349981
Anywhere from 1-3. Every now and then I get a day where I'll go for more. I'm late 30's.

>>221349874
>i'll blow the easy one off in the restaurant toilet
Are you referring to shitting so you don't feel like such a bloated fuck, or are you talking about jacking it standing in front of a toilet with a date waiting outside?

>>221349642
Yeah but dating was different. It was going to a party together or getting coffee or something. Cheap shit. One time I went bowling and that was fun. Oh, arcades too are good and cheap. Really, just any avenue to talk and get handsy.

>>221347770
Why are you anxious about masturbation?

>>221350255
Because they are a scared virgin putting their virginity on a pedestal thinking that clearly it's ____ preventing me from being outgoing enough to stumble my way into pussy.

>>221350051
He shits from his dick, and said shit can only be extracted by vigorously jerking his penis for an unspecified amount of time.

>>221350255
no fap has like brainwashed me into feeling immense guilt and regret afterwards. i realize how stupid it is but i cant shake the feeling.

>>221346580
>this guy hasn’t had a girl love him
i used to have my loads swallowed every night if they weren’t on her face
i miss her

>>221347481
PSH was a legend

>>221350297
Just fill yourself with pro masturbation material. Brainwash towards a more healthy relationship with sex and masturbation. I've known buddies that did the whole nofap thing, and I genuinely can't understand putting masturbation on such a pedestal or feeling shameful about it. Then again, I've never been addicted to it so I can't really talk. Either way, you need to pull yourself out of that.

>>221350297
Wow how crazy that I nailed it.
Stop being a faggot anon. That's what is keeping you from getting laid not whatever quick trick to being rich/hot/whatever your algorithm has sold you.

>>221349981
some weeks it’s every night, some weeks it’s like 3/4x that week
33

Nice

>>221344716
this must be crazy because 99.999 of men fap and probably once a week so how does she even know what a non fapper smells like

>>221350324
A girl doesn't need to love you to want you to cover their face with their cum. Some girls are just into that stuff.

>>221350375
>Some girls are just into that stuff.
Sounds fake and gay anon. Pretty sure sex is just to reward me and that "they" actively hate it.

>>221344716
Can people stop responding to this? It's a tweet make purely for engagement farming and the anon that posted it did so for the same reason. Girls can't smell if you've jerked off. That's not a thing. It's a bit concerning that there are so many anons here that aren't close to enough girls that they wouldn't immediately know this was bullshit.

>>221344179
I find its better to jerk off during the date.

>>221350375
true but if you have a girl who loves you she WILL get her face glazed by you so i’m not wrong you pedantic faggot

>>221350375
i watched a chick take her dads load on her face
do you think she loved him?

>>221350451
Pull your panties out your ass, anon. I'm not being pedantic. Your post was implying that a girl will only let you blow a load on her face if she loves you, and my response was a rejection of that premise. If you can't see the implication of your statement then you're really shit at communication.

I've never understood this philosophy
After I cum, I become disinterested in everything, including girlfriends I would've previously said I was in love with
Whereas if I haven't cum, I feel more shifty and capable of things, even things not related to sex or women

i suggest you bust that load in her ass or even pussy

>>221350513
Okay that's you. Not everyone is you.
After I cum it doesn't change how I feel about someone or my interest in them. I do get less horny obviously, and I've been known to close many tabs upon ejaculation. But every now and then, I don't :^)

>>221350538
i shall not engage in degeneracy

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>>221344772
Women pretend they can give a shit about us so much, much less at all, that they can smell our cum and virginity
It's a power play. Basically everything is to women because they're the weaker sex and they have a permanent inferiority complex because we're all just animals and we're all just trying to survive before we are all dead and everything is power because of that.
ShoeOnHead once made some tweet talking about how it's all totally true with a bajillion likes and I replied with her spread asshole nude pic calling her a lying retard who was the shit eating dog of the armored skeptic and she larps as some ally to the right and she blocked me in like 10 seconds and I have 10 followes lmfao.
Women are all a bunch of lying fuckin retards that I can't do anything or figure anything out and cant more smug than anyone after men do everything. They dont know fucking shit. Child birth is so beautiful and blah blah but it's all they can do and men become attached to them and will kill you over them
Women have absolutely no idea if you jerked off 20 years ago or if you jerked off 5 minutes ago, trust me
they don't notice and they don't give a shit and if they could, it still wouldn't matter, because as long as you have money or you're a rapist or something then they're still gonna choose you based on that. They don't actually care, they're fucking retarded and selfish

>>221344716
Love the replies

>"We can tell, you know" - woman, who knows what women think
>"No you can't" - men

>>221350565
my ex wouldn’t know i jacked off an hour before she got home

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>>221349981
Haven't in a month. May do it at end of this month. May not.
>>221350409
>It's a bit concerning that there are so many anons here that aren't close to enough girls that they wouldn't immediately know this was bullshit.

>>221350509
no it was implying that in the scenario i fucking posted that it was a fact
you should look up what pedantic means you stupid nigger because you are you’re also a gay faggot who likes having dudes in his ass, i win, fuck you, kill yourself !

>>221350586
I believe you. Women cant figure anything out. Oh but maybe they have super powers and can smell cum and tiny dicks and they are all so unique !
Live life laugh love!

They're lying childish abusive retards that can't do anything alone

>>221350612
>They're lying childish abusive retards
Yet this thread is full of animals who willingly date them

>>221350628
it’s not like we’re gonna date dudes like you do, faggot

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>>221350637
If the first thing that comes to mind is plowing dudes when someone says you don't have to date women, then I got news for you Anon

>>221350605
I accept your concession and subsequent crashout. You're bad at communication and probably confuse and irritate the people around you. Hope you get some help with that.

>>221350628
Yes, if men and women don't fuck, then humanity goes extinct. We are designed to be obsessed with them, because if we weren't, we'd kill them. This reality is why women are allowed to do whatever they want and take it all for granted and screw us all over while voting just like us, then Ted Bundy does what he does, and suddenly it's a problem, like "why does he do that, he must be a psycho??!???
Nope. Women are fucking vile slime.

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>>221344716
did I jerk off recently?
>uh ... no?
mfw

>>221350662
>you’re bad at communication
you are a FAGGOT

>>221350657
alternatively it’s just an excuse to call you a faggot holy shit the people in this thread are instagram comment tier fucking retards

>>221347436
Same bro, I'm going to bed

>>221350663
Most people out there aren't dating because they want to 'continue humanity'. You're giving them way too much credit.

>>221344716
that's hilarious
multiple girlfriends have asked me if I jerk off at all, and I told them no, assuming they were being rhetorical, but they were actually just asking if I EVER jerk off at all, and they believed when I said no
because women are fucking stupid

>>221350699
whatever helps you cope homo lmao

>>221350735
i’ll fuck you til you love me, faggot

>>221350562
so sex is degerency? you fucking retard

>>221350807
Yes? What kind of retarded question is that

>>221344179
Absolutely not. Never take a jew seriously. Masturbating before a date is one of the stupidest things you can do. Because you will lose most interest and intimacy. And should you fuck you'd be shit.

>>221350856
so what you're saying is that you should fap to avoid making a stupid mistake in actually going out with a f*moid

>>221350927
no, because a non-empty reservoir of potency is useful in many ways
even a woman-hater is subject to lethargy post-orgasm, there's a high chance jerking off will make you more sedate and passive and if the woman happens to like that, you might be on the hook for a second date
whereas if you haven't spent yourself recently, your autistic and hateful traits will remain sharpened and poised for attack

>>221344179
Fuck no you'll be all anxious and faggy because cumming lowers your t. Save your energy and give her all that baby batter you got stored up. Also you won't run the risk of being limp dicked if she wants something asap.

>>221350820
Explain how sex is degenerate.

>>221349582
thank you anon
>>221347618
by your own logic its officially a joke now so stfu

>>221344606
chads shoot chunky yellow loads lil bro

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>people itt genuinely upset that a comedy scene in an over-the-top movie defies the laws of physics
lol

>>221350409
But I still don't get it. Are the people here that insecure about someone knowing they fapped? Like do they actually want others to think they're an asexual who doesn't even fap?

>>221344179
Once i had a girl coming over to my house. I was gonna root her. Figured i'd better get the easy one out of the way before she comes round.
So i had a wank in the shower before she came round.

Trouble is, post-nut clarity kicked in immediately when i finished. I didn't want anything to do with this chick. She was good looking, 100% my type, but we had gone out on some dates a few times and she just had the WORST fucking personality i've ever come across.

So she comes over, and i ended up having to send her home. I couldn't fake interest for long enough to get my dick in her. I just couldn't do it.
It was super awkward and she was really pissed off.

>>221351378
I think it's funny in how ridiculous it is

>>221351385
*I should ad, it was lucky this happened. Because i probably would have ended up in a relationship with this cunt. And that would've been a disaster.

So all in all - yes, do it.

>>221351385
I can't believe how many anons fumble women in the simplest of ways

Not calling you out I've just read story after story like this one where the pussy is GUARANTEED and people fuck it up

>>221351219
You're letting your base instincts take over and you become no better then a savage

>>221351441
pretending you aren't an animal is a pathway to faggotry

>>221351441
yeah, eating is degenerate too
also drinking water, fucking degens

>>221351385
>>221350927

>>221351457
How? Faggots are more promiscuous then straight people.
>>221351479
Retarded comparison. You need food and water to survive.

>>221351441
You think the same about eating and shitting?
>b-but you HAVE to do those things
No you don't. The only thing we have to do is attain sustenance and excrete waste. We could have feeding tubes and colostomy bags for those and stop succumbing to our degenerate desires to eat and shit. I assume you also don't brush your teeth and shower. Those are things we don't HAVE to do technically. Same with watching entertainment and using the web.
I think you have a surface level understanding of what degeneracy actually is. Look it up first before larping as some trad boy. Sex is fine.

>>221351385
>>221351410
you're retarded
you will never NOT feel that way about a woman, ANY woman, ever, after post nut clarity
all women are incredibly annoying in various ways, the only reason to engage with them is sex
men murder their wives all the time, and it's not often that husband was just "crazy" it's merely that the woman was too annoying and he couldn't deal with it anymoe

>>221351508
>How? Faggots are more promiscuous then straight people.
yep, because they deny basic biology
which is, however base, a pursuit based in intellect
>Oh, I'm gay, I know this for a fact, I will now have sex with men
And this is "caused" by multiple things, like he probably got raped by an adult man when he was a kid, but that man was also pursuing an act based in intellect which denied biology
meanwhile
>I'm an ape wearing clothing and I need to sire offspring with a female ape
is inarguably the better pursuit, not based in intellect, but in animal instinct

>>221344179
How the fuck did she not recognize the smell and feel of cum as she was rubbing it through her hair?

>>221351457
This.
I think that meme has a long history in Western culture. It's actually just insanity.

>>221351556
>but that man was also pursuing an act based in intellect
I don't think even homos think this way, or if they do they're just coping since at the end of the day they're still using their shit covered dick to fuck something. Meanwhile you can be straight and choose to be celibate.

>>221351624
There are plenty of gay celibates

>girl tells me via text she wants me to fill her up
Why would I dump seed? Tf are the virgin scripts?

>>221351410
Word. Anyone who isn't a dumbass knows the personality is one of the most important things. People who just ignore that are the reason we have so many batshit people in the world.

>>221351624
>they're just coping
yes
which you should understand is counter to fact and counter to nature, counter to the TRUTH
coping in common parlance is often based in SHAME, which is another facet of INTELLECT
to achieve perfect balance with your animal instincts and your superior abilities logic should be the goal of all men
but if you deny that you, we, everyone, are still just apes, you've victimized yourself and you will have no defense against your counterpart on the opposite end of the spectrum, who will cave your head in with a lead pipe to steal 20 dollars out of your wallet

>>221351681
I never denied that deep down humans are still in fact animals. I'm not even religious. I was simply saying that one shouldn't let their instincts take control of their life. Humans might be animals but you don't have to live like one.

>>221344652
I've shot it over my head onto a back wall while lying in bed before. Sometimes you've just got a fucking 120mm shell loaded and you shoot it off like a fucking smoothbore cannon somewhere.

You'd still notice it dangling off yourself though, might not notice if it's stuck to the cream coloured all behind the bed though.

>>221351720
>one shouldn't let their instincts take control of their life.
there are plenty of times when you should
>Humans might be animals but you don't have to live like one.
there plenty of times when you should

>>221344716
That's bullshit, but I can 100% smell when a woman is on her rag.

>>221351752
>there are plenty of times when you should
Maybe when your life is in danger I suppose

>>221345630
I'm 47 and it still happens sometimes. Never know if I'm going to get a dribbler or a .50 cal sniper rifle these days though.

>>221350451
Post nut clarity just makes you want to gag though and you see her as kind of disgusting. Swallowing it is the best play because you're still into it when she does that then it's gone. Takes a lot of intestinal fortitude to accept the kiss she's going to inevitably lean in for though.

>>221351770
Or when you want to have kids
There's been numerous studies to suggest proper mentality (or in this case, lack thereof) leads to better results than fretting about when and where to have sex and making a big show of it all and going to get test done to find out how fertile you are and waiting for some specific point in her ovulation cycle etc.
for example, if you were to go get your sperm analyzed and you found out it was okay, but not great, you know forever perform worse in bed because you, and I do specifically mean you, would never be able to stop thinking about that
whereas if you had started pumping raw loads into your hypothetical wife, your C+ sperm would've done the trick eventually
but your brain how turned downgraded your mid jizz to bad jizz, all because you didn't want to be animal
that is literally why retarded poor people have such population control problems, they aren't thinking about consequences at all

>>221344179
1000000% no

I am a chronic master bater. I just love jerking off every day.

I randomly had a girl wanting to hang out with me all day, we got to my home. She wanted to fool around and suck my dick.

The day prior i jerked off all day. I had no power left in me. She was all mad and offended I couldnt get it up. tihnking i didnt like her.

I told her i just jerked off a lot the day before. she said "what are you a porn addict?"

my response "im a fucking guy, of course i am!"

LOL

>>221344179
>NAFOid

>>221344179

I have to abstain for at least 3 days so the death grip wears off and I can trust myself to get it up

>>221351832
>they aren't thinking about consequences at all
That's not exclusive to poor people. Even those that are rich only have kids because they let their dick do all the thinking for them (bringing me back to my original points) or some other selfish reason.

>>221351720
>one shouldn't let their instincts take control of their life
Why not? And even how?

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>>221345364
DarksydePhil didn't. Nothin' he could do.

>>221344716
>every man except old dudes smell like this
That explains why old dudes smell different, desu.

>>221349981
1 edge sesh daily if i got the time, maybe 5-6 times a week otherwise with extended sessions only during the weekend. Combined with regular workouts and (somewhat) healthy diet for maintained high libido and physical/mental well being.

a lot of retarded virgins in here today. the real answer is not yes/no, it depends on your stamina and recovery abilities. if you're a two pump chump and you can't keep fucking after you cum then yes you should probably jerk off prior to the date so you can last longer than 30 seconds. however if you have good stamina and recovery then it doesn't matter if you nut in 30 seconds in fact she will find it insanely hot if you cum real quick, then tell her it's because she's so hot and then keep fucking her immediately. take zinc and lecithin btw it makes you shoot bigger loads which is also impressive to women despite what coping cumlets will tell you.

The reality is if you rubbed semen on you like cologne you'd get a lot more female attention. That's the entire basis of cologne (fr. toilet water) existing.

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>>221344754
Anon, why do you always smell of bleach?

>>221344652
This is why it's a good idea to use hold a piece of paper close to the tip before an intense orgasm to make sure the stream doesn't go everywhere

>>221344652
>>221353279
Just pinch your foreskin shut right before you blow. Makes clean-up way easier.

>>221344838
loool look at this weak cummer

>>221353298
Tried it once to prevent an early orgasm, did not work

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>>221353298
Seen this in porn and it always just seemed like the most uncomfortable way to ruin your orgasm.

>>221353324
>>221353333
Nah, you have about a second from that first sensation of having an orgasm until cum actually escapes. You pinch everything just and you can still do small motions to ride the rest of the way.
Obviously you don't need to vice grip it shut and cause pain, just enough that everything is trapped. Been doing it that way for decades without issue, which is good because I loathe the smell and feeling of cum.

>>221353298
Don't do this anons, it creates mustard gas.

>>221344606
Is your cum intangible?

>>221352168
old guys are extremely fucking horny man

>>221353266
So i wouldn't smell of naruto, duh.

>>221344893
Yes, you should if the bitch is really hot and will judge you on performance as any 7.5 and up does. Just pop an Adderall or better yet snort half of one and check your nostrils before picking her up. Perhaps offer to short the other half with her if she's a rich daddy slut. Zoomies like money, coming and coke and their standards are less brutal than other gens

>>221345020
top 3 videos anon?

>>221345091
pop 2 creatine gummies, u gud bro

>>221344716
pheromones

>>221351569
she did, and she liked it

>>221344179
Round two doesn't come to me that easily, never did, so no. But if I don't do it the day before, I might end up finishing early

>>221346563
Ha, gay roomies

>>221344179
Depends on a number of factors like age, experience and ability.
When I was 16 into my 20's I could fuck 5-7 times a night.
When you hit your 30's it slows down (2-3), 40's even slower, 50's (meh, whatever).
I would say that when you're in your 20's it doesn't hurt but I wouldn't do it on a first date because you lose your mojo.

>>221344716
i actually believe her. not that she can literally tell, but that humans pick up on this kind of stuff subconsciously

>>221344652
I once busted, but nothing came out. Then there was a knock on the door, and when I opened it, nobody was there, just a messy load running down the outside of my door. Crazy shit, man.

>>221344716
Bullshit, they just want incels to suffer even more, women like jews and nigs are descendants of satan

>>221355344
kek

>>221344179
stiller really looks like a jewish monkey

>>221351795
Where are all you sexually stunted retards coming from? Let me know so I can avoid that part of the world.

I used to goon 3 times a day as a teenager and it fucked me up so much. I didn't even realise it was bad for me, but I was basically a drug addict and it gave me severe anxiety and depression. I was just in this dopey haze all the time.

>>221353367
what the fuck do you eat if there's a distinct smell the second you bust

>>221344179
If I masturbate, I can’t keep it up for the rest of the day/night

>>221344179
he looks like a more eroded version of Richie Aprile

>>221344381
Probably a good plan here. Don't know why this has zero replies.

>>221344606
ive gotten lazy to the point where i just cum straight on my stomach. most of the time it just splooges out, but i guess if you angle your cock in a certain way, it makes your cum come out at high pressure or something, like sometimes if i press my cock in a certain way (press it like, away from my stomach?) it shoots out like a jet basically onto my face, so i can see this situation happening if you are a lazy degenerate like me

Yes if you expect to have sex, and you suffer from premature ejaculation.
It's been working for me.

>>221356015
Probably about 5 for me, but it kept me from killing people. I shudder to think the trouble I'd have gotten up to without faps and pushups to release tension.

>>221344606
If your cum is watery that means you’re infertile lmao

>>221354666
Only genius ITT

>>221357252
Timmy Tuff Knuckles over here got me shivering my timbers!

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>>221344652
Trust no one

>>221344179
Depends how old you are and whether or not you're expecting to seal the deal that same night.

>>221347873
I only masturbate during dates