Do you have any idea how scary Scary Movie 6 was for me??I kept fearing that the cutest girl, Tuesday Addams, was gonna get killed in a shitty gore death.I was so afraid they were going to kill the cutest and prettiest character at any point before the end that it ruined the movie for me, every 10 minutes I was fearing for her to die. It was terrifying, I expected her to die and ruin my faith on movies.At least she stayed alive until the end but they found the way to ruin that as well. Fucking assholes and fuck their jumpscares.
what the FUCK kinda name is "tuesday?"
Did the movie have its own Snood?
>>221344533What's that?
>>221344470nigga it's Scary MovieBrenda has literally died horrifically onscreen multiple times just to show up again later
>>221344591The cutest creature in the world
>>221344470>Tuesday AddamsOk, that is good
>>221344598Yeah but I would have to wait a decade for her to return with those sexy braids..And Brenda died but she was sexy, Tuesday is cute and cute shouldn't die.
>Tuesday Addamssee it's funny because the character she's parodying is Wednesday Addams and Tuesday and Wednesday are different days of the week
>>221345396i dont get it
>Owen Gleiberman of Variety criticized the selection of films chosen to parody, suggesting that titles such as Midsommar and entries in the The Conjuring franchise would have provided stronger material.I hate to agree with the Critics but damn this guy is correct.Like what the fuck are they even doing when they don't criticize the current generation of horrorslop.The entire point of the movie should have been to appreciate the old school slasher movies
>>221345396Christ, that's the kind of extremely low hanging fruit Friedberg/Seltzer movies would go for.>>221345614Wednesday and Tuesday are days of the week
>>221344470It's a bad movie, but the others weren good, they were kinda funny however.I dont know how many times we rewatched the reloading shovel on my m8s old pos tv, only to realize a fkn bullet came flying out of the shovel.Meanwhile the SM6 movie was anti woke woke slop.It's fascinating to observe, like The boys.Back in Season 2, they mocked the girls get it done shit from marvel and then just genuinely did it themselves, at the end of the season.Here you have people talk about black history month, BLM and make jokes about they them.But the black people are the entire focus plus the white lady of course.Total of 3 (and a half) white guy actors, all are dead (or have been) by the end of the movieand barely had as much screen time together as one black character.So black people can say nigger nonstop and white people just have to shut up, except white allys of course.The movie ltrl ending with 3 blacks and a white woman is the funniest part about an anti woke movie.I guess, this is what you call a grifter movie?
>>221345932>Back in Season 2, they mocked the girls get it done shit from marvel and then just genuinely did it themselves, at the end of the season.The girls get it done at the end of the season was a genuine girls power moment, not the corporate fake girl power they were showing as parody. Like Vought movie had Captain Marvel tier of shitty woke feminism, Maeve Kimiko and Starlight beating Stormfront was actual female characters being strong not by being mary sue girl bosses but having characters and plot.>So black people can say nigger nonstopNo black person in the boys ever said nigga
>>221346017>actual female characters being strong>No black person in "the boys" ever said nigga
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>>221346138Kimiko, Annie, Maeve are strong in the good written characters sense.And no black in the show said nigga
>>221346181Why is she so sad what happened
>>221345782In Spanish doc!
>>221346717She's jewish and bald
>>221346717she can smell the sad indian obsessed with her
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