>did you really just bluff me? >in poker?>that's it you must be cheating
>>221345118Hate poker fags like this
>>221345118I’d like to sperm all over those boobs if you catch my drift
>lose>immediately assume you've been cheated>cheat>get called out with no evidence>give back the money, silently admitting to cheatingThey both should die.
>>221345155they're fake, you're basically cumming on a plastic mousepad
>>221345178Well then I’d like to cum all over those lips if you know what I mean
Professional Poker is one of the shittest things to watch on the planet. It’s just a group of douchebags wearing sunglasses giving each other smug looks until random chance decides what happens>wwoOAHH LE RIVER IS COMING ARENT YOU EXCITED???No, I’m not. This is gay
>>221345118>gives back the moneywomen's weakness can be utterly detestable
>>221345223Dont forget the constant clinking of chips cuz these fags cant stop fidgeting from the adderall
>>221345214they're fake, you're basically cumming on some halloween wax lips
>>221345118Amazing idea for a thread. Very original.
>>221345223>>221345264growing up I used to watch the world series of poker tournaments on TV with my dad. I thought it was kino because of these things.
>>221345118Beating a jew at his own game (lying) is not allowed.
>>221345118Times you acted like The Rounder?>go on Twitch>find an online poker streamer with no time delay and no viewers>find and join their game>take their money, with the knowledge of their hole cards
>>221345270Okay, but I'd like to see her give a little grip and tug if you get where I'm coming from.
>>221345118qrd?
>>221345118I look like that and say this
>>221345223There are a thousand worse things to watch and they all get threads on /tv/ - Television & Film.
>>221346420Guy was bluffing, had a shit hand, bogged mchugetits keeps calling his bluff, except that she also had literally nothing. People assumed that she must have cheated somehow, because no one would call such a big bluff with her also nothing hand, it would be the dumbest play ever. People can't accept that she just did something dumb and got lucky
>>221345135>be me >friend drags me to some bar for poker night when WSOP was huge >start getting bored and just want to go get drunk at the bar >dickhead at the table keeps trying to bully the pot>I just keep throwing money in because I want to lose and I'm hardly paying attention >end up winning huge pot with an off suite 9 and 2>he is absolutely irate and starts getting angry at me >I'm fucking pissed because I'm stuck at the fucking table for another 30 minutes It was a fucking 10 dollar buy-in and you won bar-cash and he's acting like I just stole his paycheck.
>>221345118remember when poker was big for like 3 years and then the feds ruined online poker and it completely disappeared from the mainstream again?
>>221345286very peculiar people like >>221345223 make these posts so they can jerk each other off about how much smarter they think they are
>>221345394The rings are fake and gaudy it would be like getting a handjob by an old man hand with a glove full of pebbles and your cock would have a nice copper green stain afterwards.
>>221345223>random chancesit down, civilian. you are not ready for the big leagues.
>>221347410>Starts making newborn baby noisesBased.
>>221345118This cunt was on Survivor. He sucked and got voted out before the black chick who dumped all the rice in the fire. Tony won that season.
>>221345118I like poker in a "drinks & smokes with the boys" kind of way, but I can't stand faggots who actually treat it as a sport. It's so kitschy and obnoxious.Low to zero stakes while maintaining sidebar conversations with your actual friends, that's the way to go. Not watching some uppity sweat have a panic attack over hundreds of thousands.
>>221348212I live in rural Missouri. My cousin has a garage poker game every Saturday. Usually, there's a small tv in the corner playing a South Park DVD, and everyone is smoking weed and drinking booze. Good times.
OF COURSE I LIEDIT'S POKER, PHIL
>>221345118to be fair, her explanation was completely retarded. But that makes it more embarrassing he was played so hard by someone who doesn't know shit.
