Channardian editionPrevious >>221339315
>>221351761>The doctor is in
>>221351761That's what you look like in hell if one of these things gets you
Horror is the best genre for the 4K format. Even "bad" horror movies look incredible because of the effort put into their visuals.
And to think, I hesitated opening the thread.
>>221351761>>221351847Which looks better? The blu-ray or the 4K?
>>221351860Can't compare since the UHD one is tonemapped. Need the real thing to see how the DV/HDR looks.
~12 minutes until NOTLD on TCM. Great way to start off my day.
>>221351860The top image looks noticably sharper.idk enough about UHD to comment but I will say that after using my OLED monitor enough it is quite enjoyable to see real darkness in movies.
>>221351904I read that TCM is having some John Carpenter curated event that he's hosting showing the movies that inspired him. Apparently he'll be doing some kind of introductions.
>>221351921He'd better show some Godzilla, I think his first couple of childhood shorts were Godzilla movies
>>221351921>>221351928He's gonna troll everyone by doing 100% westerns.
>>221351928Well, he's got giant nuclear beings at least>The Quatermass Xperiment>Them!>It! The Terror from Beyond Space>The Curse of Frankenstein>The Mummy>Night of the Demon
>>221351761*scoots*
I keep dreaming of myself with with the pussy of a dolphin, the asshole of a walrus, etc. Is this definable? I have to describe it to my therapist by July 11th or else I go back
>>221352127I think the term is "insane"
>>221352142Kek, maybe so, Anon. Maybe so.
>>221352167How do you even know what a walrus asshole looks like, anon? I'll admit I know what dolphin pussy looks like.And it looks good, dammit
>>221352127maybe you need to take a boat trip
>>221351761>Old pos op>The best kindThere, I saved you the trouble
>>221352190lmfao
>>221351792AHHHH-AHHH-AHH-AH-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
Keep us floating, cunts
>>221352269I'm going to move to Australia and marry mommyanonfuck off, we're full
>>221349736>No, it got released in 2009, just no re-releases or home media as far as I know, and nobody has a camrip eitherDamn, that sucks.If it'll ever gets released in Italy, make a post here on /hor/, I'll buy it, rip it and post it for preservation!
I love Hellraiser
>>221352333This didn't happen
>>221352333Boy I wore out my vhs copy on this scene, lolI mean WHAAAAAA??!?!?also checked
>>221352342it was cut, like the surgery scene in hellraiser 2
>>221352259I never noticed when watching it, but the coffin he comes out of looks like the lament configuration
>>221352333based
>>221351761Why did Frank randomly look like this for a few frames and then never again?
>>221352401they wanted him to look like a guy with no skin and layers of muscle missing, not a guy in a suit that makes him look bigger than a normal man
>>221351860Me on the right
>>221352415
>>221352439>sharp teethcreepy detail
Onto S4 of TFTC.
>>221352594Godspeed, sailor. Any favorite so far?
>>221352600Both the Lance Henriksen ones because he's so good. The Bobcat Goldthwait puppet one was great too. I think the Jon Lovitz Hamlet one really sticks out just because I didn't see anything coming and it made me laugh.
>>221352659lmfao
>>221352659kek
>>221352439>ha ha haaa YES!
>>221352796this is now a butterball thread
>>221352839Anon delivers
me on the left
Me on the right
>>221353342>>221353371Please nobody use grok to make art and the alien from devil girl from mars kissThat would be badThank you
morning farmigabros
>>221351904Start off your day cucked
>>221353387blessed post
>>221353601likewise
>>221353679Gross.
Do /hor/bros have any /hor//toy/s? I myself do not.
>>221353862I am an adult, so no.
>>221353862I have a small plush Cthulhu in my car as a good luck charm.
>>221353923How old are you?
>>221353959Older than you for sure.
>>221353992I am 47
>>221354000I am 62.
>>221354000Told you I was older.Anyway, it's sort of a family tradition I inherited from my parents. Every new car gets a patron saint toy figure or plushie as far as I can remember. The first one I remember was a rubber smurf for the baby blue Volkswagen Beetle my parents had at the time.
>>221351761>>221354000>>221354010Old.
>>221351761Just started watching “ Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen” I’m liking it so far. What I’m I in for?
>>221354185It is a show for women.
Now that the dust has settled, we all agree HOKUM is better than Obsession
>>221354235Movies for women.
>>221354231Why? Like in what sense?
>>221352190Stuart Gordon flicks are underrated, always a good time.
>>221354235Hokum was OK. I liked the visuals, the location, the atmosphere was great. I would have liked more of a story, though. I haven't seen Obsession.
Any other Zaniacs still around?
>>221354235My ratings so far for the year. Organized by release date is a little tricky, I think they use festival debut dates so Obsession is like a 2024 movie.
>>221354390My 80 year old dad yesterday suddenly got really adamant that he wants to see The Phantom, so there's one.
Dunno how to reply to replies from a previous thread (sue me, make fun of me whatever).>Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things>Death Smiles on a Murderer 1973Dling these as well, thanks anons.> I would be curious to know what the earliest movie would have been to feature undead ghouls rising out of their graves.If you don't count Frankenstein from 1931.White Zombie from 1932 is considered the first zombie movie. However there were a few before that from Germany from the early 20's. Don't remember the titles though.Also short movies, like 15-20mins long.
>>221354390Did you know Billy Zane lost most of his hair in just a year and a half?
>>221354428bro you sure have low standards good for you
Obsession on streaming in 5 days
>>221354777I agree. I think somehow some people end up watching lots of movies who don't like movies to begin with, which is kind of stupid.
I looked up Buffet Infinity and watched it after the cytube channel I was in yesterday voteskipped it about 10 minutes after it started, because I really needed to know where they were going with that plotWas pleasantly surprised with how good it ended up being despite the budget, it's like watching an apocalypse unfold only through the lens of a city's crappy locally produced TV commercials and the occasional news broadcast
>>221354777>>221355141If you have low expectations you will eventually run into the over the top insane movies few people watch. And something Hollywood no longer produce (i guess they ran out of cocaine in the 90s).Like that Indian midget James Bond rip off movie, hilarious.
>join our discord for more contentfuck you
>>221355301Not India, i meant the Philippines. I'm retarded.
>>221355301Oh yeah, I've got For Y'ur Height Only on dvd and I've seen The Impossible Kid and the Weng Weng documentary. I have the entire Mondo Macabro library in fact.
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>>221355410Hell yeah dude. Respect.Do you think we will ever see that long lost Weng Weng movie?
>>221355440that is quite the mondo macabro collection
>>221354523funny how they credit bela lugosi with dracula when that's like his worst performance of his career
>>221355507His most famous i guess. Most people know him as Dracula.
>>221355456I'm sure if the guy who made the doc can't find it nobody will
>>221355543Perhaps, but it has happened before. Not movies, but when it comes to music, someone was able to track down a ton of lost music in Cambodia after Pol Pot. People were hiding the music under the floorboards and things like that. And was re-discovered like 30 years later. So there is always a chance of it happening.Someone was able to track down those Super Hornio Brothers on some Thai bootleg VCD.So the Weng Weng movie could be released as a bootleg under a different name in a place like Laos or Bhutan, who the fuck knows?
Think this is the first time I've seen a film depict Vampires as being afraid of running water
>>221355763Van Helsing kills Alucard (Dracula spelt backwards) with running water in "Dracula AD 1972" (1972). A bunch of vampires are killed by a sprinkler system in "The Satanic Rites of Dracula" (1973). Dracula is first killed by "running water" in "Dracula, Prince of Darkness" (1966), but I think it's a moat he sinks into, the water doesn't look very runny, they just say it's "running water".
there's currently 123 horror movies with "Amityville" in the title (no shorts)
>>221351860Did the other 3 cenobites ever do anything other than aurafarm
>>221356412bdsm camshows
>>221356412
>>221356359The Tara Strong reference there is baffling.
>>221356559I hate it when a song gets stuck in my head
>>221357431neat
>>221355507He was fantastic as Igor in Frankenstein films. He was pretty damn menacing with how chaotic and intelligent he was.
>>221357431putting the monster on the cover seems like a waste. It's worth not spoiling that there really is one to begin with.
>>22135747895%+ of the people buying physical media, especially the more expensive steelbook, have already seen the movie.
>>221356359>I can't breathe
>>221357645good point
>>221357760I want Tara Strong to smother me with her titties no homo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hzP_Ap2w84Qbrutal
SARAH'S RESEARCH
>>221357907incredible milkers on that jewess
Someone mentioned this non horror movie in a previous /hor/ and it turned out to be great. A trully hidden gem.
>>221357760>>221358192>tfw Timmy Turner turned into a megamilf
>>221353862toys? no but kotobukiyas figures are kino
>>221355297Interesting..
>>221359125If you enjoy experimental films at all Buffet Infinity is absolutely worth a watch
how do we get fags out of horror
>We are gonna need a bigger snake!Stocked up on sandwiches and ice cold beer.Wish me luck.
>New Jonathan Majors movie from The Daily Wire>Run Hide Fight: Infidels>When radical Islamic terrorists hijack a liberal college’s pro-Palestine encampment to enforce barbaric Sharia law on students and execute infidels in a makeshift caliphate, a ragtag band of red-blooded students, a security guard tired of ‘Uncle Tom’ smears, and a Delta Force vet must arm up to save their clueless peers and keep America from surrendering to the enemy on its own soil.Thank you Ben Shapiro, very cool
>>221359394No, don't leave
>>221359394by making you leave:^)
>>221359404
>>221359451>actor gets outed/canceled>immediately starts pivoting to the right like clockwork
>>221358610>Sophia Loren>Alida Valli>Martin Sheen>OJQuite the stacked cast imo
>>221359394>how do we remove the people that created the horror genre?
>>221359479Wtf, is this real? Is it up there with classics like Leprechaun in the Hood?
>>221359479>>221359543Also might need something stronger than beer for that one.
>>221359543its pretty terrible but i should never forget i sat through it
>>221359586I see, it's one of those movies. So bad you question if it's even real and not a fever dream. And then feel a great sadness knowing you will never watching anything like it again?That's what i felt the first time i watched Exterminator City.
>from Chopping Mall to Phantasm, I love horror
>>221359633its like an asylum wannabe studio with a bit more soul. I have a soft spot for them, kind of recommend arachnoquake.
>>221359692I mean, who doesn't love some dumb monster movies?
>>221359744thats almost like birdemic tier FX at some points but it still manages to cast the oddest z list celebrities(?) and they do alright. fucking human-troll ed furlong is actually kind of charming.
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>>221359804It actually says a lot about those actors. They are in it for the love of the game, not some pretentious fucking retards thinking they are changing the world.
You now remember Species, music by the same Hellraiser composer.
>>221359936It's impossible to forget about Species though
>>221359692If this is the one I think it is, I caught part of this and it's kind of a stealth ripoff/remake of Bug.
>>221352190Girl from the grocery store looks EXACTLY like thisShould I watch this movie if I think the store girl is cute?Some things to consider about the store girl>She has an amazing latina tier ass>She has a kid>The father is nowhere to be seen, she's a single mom>The kid isn't black>She acts nice to me and we tell jokes to each other every time I see her, but she's a store girl and I think that's her job and she's nice with everyoneI need advice anons, should I watch this movie or not?
>>221359479This oddly seems to get higher than expected ratings on some sites.
>>221360036You should watch all the Stuart Gordon classics if you have not done that already.>From Beyond>Re-Animator>Dagon>Space Truckers>Castle Freak
>>221360138>>221360036You should also ask her if she want to watch any of those with you. Worst case scenario you get a no, best case scenario, well. It's 50/50.
>>221359936Clive initially wanted a local industrial band to do the soundtrack for Hellraiser but the studio insisted on their own guy. In this case, I think the studio was right to fuck with Clive's vision a little bit
>>221359994Mogs zoomers at 20, mogs them at 50
Speaking of wretched ripoffs, watched this the other day and regretted it. Blatant ripoff of Predator mixed with The Terminator and a tweest bonus ripoff. Right down there with Shocking Dark for lawsuit bait.
>>221360437>Vincent DawnI mean, it's the infamous BRUNO FUCKING MATTEI! lmaoI think he used the same name for Jaws 5 (aka Cruel Jaws), he even made a directors cut that is somehow even worse.
They really need to remaster this damn thing
>>221360437Shocking Dark was the original Terminator 2 i think as well (even released before the other Terminator 2, so i wonder who the real ripoff is...). Even more lmao
Just watched this. That little lying evil bitch annoyed me.
>>221359453>>221359459>>221359530this bait is making me incredibly angry.
