>gen x actually thought this was the most transgressive and edgy thing ever
>>221354383Yes, retarded Gen Xoomers thought REAL dialogue sounded like>What if Princess Leia took a BBC and sharted and something something Heman and Smurfs
>>221354383The 37 dicks bit has not aged well. There's not a man alive now who would date a girl with that little self-respect.
Everything used to be so easy. If Kevin Smith made Clerks today it'd be a YouTube video with 400 views, instead it propelled him into a long-spanning career.
>>221354463I'm not so sure about that. There are literal Youtube movies like Iron Lung making it to theaters.
>>221354383I don't think we knew what words like transgressive meant back then, we just thought it was funny
>>221354426>There's not a man alive now who would date a girl with that little self-respect.Did you think about that retarded bullshit for even one second before you posted it?
>>221354416That shit made me stop watching the third one so fast>Youre like the Batman heart surgery!Couldn’t stand Randall anymore and had to turn it off.
>>221354844Try not to suck any dick between reading this post and responding to it.
>>221354383Is Kevin Smith the most lucky director in hollywood? his rise to fame is basically making a movie-length youtube video where people just sit around and talk about stupid shit but back in 1994 this was considered artsy and experimental.
>>221354383It's good.It's the sequels that suck. All of them.
Seinfeld was also dogshit btw
>>221354906Seinfeld was less a comedy and more a documentary to showcase how annoying, selfish, and insufferable jewish new yorkers really are.
>>221354906Can't stand that fucking show. It's like overhearing a racaous conversation in a restaurant full of inside jokes that has the whole group HOWLING and you're like can you shut the fuck up you're not funny I'm just trying to eat
>>221354383Nah, you completely missed the point, like every time you make one of these threads. Because you're a broken fat child, following a script that gets you a handful of replies.
>>221355024Sounds like you're just autistic. The bad kind that gives nothing back to the world.Retarded faggot. Don't respond since I'm out of this thread after this post.
>>221354426Are you fucking retarded? Plenty of pornstars are married with children now. There are endless amounts of desperate simps out there.
>>221356420Those aren't men and you know what I'm talking about.
>>221354877crazy to think he was grouped with tarantino and fincher in that 90s new wave director circle. i like his old flicks but he fell off a long time ago
>>221354383im le zoomer and i enjoy this film, it reminds me of a time when fandom was simpler. i miss the nerds of the 90's and 2000's whose worst flame wars were over dumb bullshit
>>221354877>Is Kevin Smith the most lucky director in hollywood?No, because his career quickly trailed off after Clerks 1, and he certainly didn't have much luck in the 2000s. Cop Out bombed, and he had fights with Bruce Willis on set. Zack and Miri bombed, even though Seth Rogen was the hot new comedy star of the time and the film was expected to be a success. Red State was a good film, but it went largely ignored. I think he has been quite unlucky overall.
>>221356591Z&M bombed? that was a genuinely funny movie, everyone i knew enjoyed it at the time
>>221356610I read Kevin's book and he says it was a financial failure. He blames the studio for not marketing it well.
>>221354383It's telling that one of the most transgressive ideas to boomers is for someone to not like their job. Especially jobs that entirely revolve around serving their dumb asses.
Most "classic" movies aren't that good. Same goes for books.
>>221358176name five "classic" books that aren't good
Kevin Smith is a fucking fag and Gen X are a bunch of fags too but you can't argue that Smith didn't tap right into the zeitgeist. I don't even like the movie but the way it was phrased, acted and thrown together was exactly what people wanted to see. It is what it is
>>221354877Clerks was pure luck. Everything after that proved he was a one hit wonder. I like a few of the his films though. Stuff like Dogma and Zack and Miri aren't that bad.
>>221358238I'm not that guy but I fucking hate Joseph Andrews man
>>221354383it was koolaid and indie pts.Clerks 2 was more kino.
>>221354426>There's not a man alive now who would date a girl with that little self-respect.i mean, do you want a white woman or not?
>>221358382That ABC song segment made it into a shit pile of a movie.
>>221354383no we didnt, this was about the mildest thing you will find from actual gen x culture you retarded broccoli headed fuck
>>221354426In a row?
>>221354383Vivziepop ahh dialogue. Soft generation that bore a bunch of tarded kids btw
>>221358959>i mean, do you want a white woman or not?That right there is why modern white nationalism is as big of a joke as leftism.
>>221354383No we just thought it was an entertaining movie.Which it is.
>>221361069Anon it sucks white women today are horrible but you do still have to take one for the team. If you truly care about preserving the white race you will understand that sacrificing your happiness is a given. You don’t get to passport bro or racemix. Think of it this way, your descendants will honor your sacrifice and Jesus himself endured many sacrifices.
>>221354383Randal is good but only in the cartoon
>>221361164Lmao they're gonna atom eve your nutjuice then go back to bimbomaxxing
