>fucks a violent piss stained homeless guy claiming to be from the future a few hours after meeting himwhy are women like this?
Sarah liked it though
>>221354448james cameron produced the most obviously written by a man female characters in movies
>>221354448Ive fucked women within hours of meeting them. Women are weird man, idk.
What if
>>221354518>Ive fucked women within hours of meeting them
>>221354529If Terminator was made now
for some reason i always thought that reese was john from the future and he was fucking his own mother.this turned me off terminator for a long time.
>>221354448She was in a threatening situation and Kyle showed confidence and leadership. Not to mention single and not in a great place economically or career-wise. It’s not rocket science.
>>221354448We can assume he took a shower in the motel prior to making the pipebombs I guess. Worse would be the cocktail of diseases and stds from fucking whores and other assorted women and dudes in the future because there’d be no antibiotics and nothing else to do during the long periods of hiding underground from the machines. Sarah’s pussy ass 1984 immune system would not stand a chance, even if she did live in the garbage dump that was contemporary LA.
>>221354529>Reese… tell me more about the future. There’s still cake, right?
>>221354561He seemed a little "too" into the mission if you know what I mean. Plus you never see John, so you just have to go with what he said as fact that he has met and seen John.
>>221354544NTA but i have too. It's not that unusual if you've ever been to a bar, club or used a more hook-up oriented app. Imo you're not missing mouch, sex with people you don't know isn't all that great.
>>221354544online dating is a hell of a thing. One minute you're awkwardly trying to find a place to meet and then a few hours later you're fucking a girl in her sisters house and trying not wake up her nieces or nephews or whatever.
>>221354529Iconic.
>>221354448And a big buff austrian dude played wingman for him
>>221354448it was a common thing in the 80s
>>221354657I WILL TAKE A DIVE IN THE TECH NWAH, SERGEANT REESE
>>221354544lmao you only insult yourself by posting shit like this. Most people have had sex before. You are the odd one
>>221354448He literally saved her life. That earns him at least a make out session and a handjob (if he's a chad, which he was).
>>221354544oh anon..
That’s how I was conceived, my dad’s gone back to the future to fight robots apparently
>>221354529EAT WITH ME IF YOU WANNA COME
>>221354529>Terminator?>more like. Terminal-Eater
>MFW Watching Terminator with the family and Sarah stars shagging him
>>221354448>be stalking waitress>hire friend to pretend to be killer robot>pay him in pcp>kill two other women with same name just to be more convincing>get laidworth it
>>221354448Would this work in real life? I have a friend into body building, if I were to have him follow a woman around and I "save" her from him saying I'm from the future would she fall for it? Women want to be considered important and special plus they love a strong hero like man. This is hitting two birds with one stone.
>>221355239It's all "laid" out right here:>>221355045
>>221354448She looks like a violent piss stained homeless guy
>>221354529>call to place your order now
>>221354448It doubles as the married to James Cameron face
>>221354529Live with me if you want to cum
>>221356759KEK made me laugh in the middle of the office. A shame I can never share why
>>221354518>Woman puts my dick in her mouth within hours of meeting>We end up dating>She now refuses to suck my dick unless it's a special occasionLesson learned.
>>221354599It’s pretty awesome and enjoy it while you can for what it is
>>221354448My wife’s mother looks insanely like her.
>>221356759
>>221354712Melty
>>221356947do u wash ur pp (p◯n◯s)??
>>221354448Hot take: sex is overrated, once you've had it a couple of times, regardless of how good, the novelty wears offIt's mostly desperate virgins and gooners who act as if it's this crazy life altering thing, after plenty experience myself there's honestly far better things in life
>>221355040The craizuest thing is i watched this woth my parents when i was 5. This scene obviously completely went over my head at the time. Teachers thought my parents were insane for letting me see this but the early 90s were just a different time. Hard R stuff was marketed directly to kids.
>>221357052Yes but once a woman feels she has you secured her willingness to suck your dick becomes much less pronounced. Unless she decides she wants something.
>>221354448Homeless guys are the only good ones. The rest are worthless.
>>221357128If homeless guys are so good why are they so bad at obtaining homes?
>>221354544I made out with a girl who was waiting for the same train as me 2 hours after meeting her, we made out in the train cabin. It's not something that happens often but it happens
>>221354544I've literally had my dick inside ladies' vaginas 5 minutes after meeting them for the first time and we sometimes don't even speak a single common language.
>>221357083No.
Imagine coming on 4chan to make up dumb shit to make your life look interesting.
>>221356951No it's a waste of time. The real move is to find the afterparty and make friends there. Then the friends can introduce you to higher quality women outside of a club/party context.
>>221357114I was 9 when I seen picrel, nightmares for months
>>221357177As long as the internet exist people will lie
>>221357083>Hot take: sex is overratedWell, with the same woman it is
>>221354448sounds like you're shifting blame rather than confront your own skill issue.
>>221357468I thought it was the coolest thing id ever seen besides dinosaurs when i was in kindergarten
>>221354529All skynet really needs to do is go back and reduce the price of Bigmacs by a dollar or so.
>>221354448>why are women like this?He is a time TRAVELLERThat's like a travel guy +1
>>221354448reminder if you have a girlfriend or wife that goes out drinking with her friends this is what happens and those friends know
>>221358759if I had a girlfriend who wife, I wouldn't be the type to go out drinking and posting on here with my 4chan friends
>>221354448>Are you sure creampying my asshole 8 times in a row will save the future?>Yes. Your son, John told me to do exactly this. HNNNNNNNNG! 4 more to go.
>>221357114I always forget there's a long tiddies scene in it, seems completely out of place for James Cameron
>>221354448I'd say that his case had been proven multiple times by that point. Not only did he save her life multiple times by that point, and the had seen how inhuman the Terminator multiple times by that point, he had an "old" polaroid of her that hadn't even been taken yet.
>>221354529Burn India to the fucking ground. Then salt the ground.
>>221357468That scene and the Nome King from Return to Oz gave me a fear of stop-motion animation for years.
>>221360047they're pretty nice too, tbdesu
>>221357145Unless you are a male model, that didn't happen.
give the time period, early 80s, this was pretty normal. it wasn't until much later that everyone was fully scared of sex by school
>>221360659Someone should make a childhood trauma thread, every time I try to make them I get no (You)'s
>>221354448he knew how to cook.
>>221355239only one way to find out
I mean she had seen enough to believe all the nuts shit he was telling her
>>221357136because homes are for landlord slaves
>>221357143she made out with you after sucking two dicks that were up her ass. goofy
>>221358345a dollar? you used to get 2 for $5
>>221360656salting the ground doesn't work, and is superfluous to burning all habitable structures and tree coverage.
>>221361042The old Kyle Reese Con Steal homeless dudes trench coat and shoes Smelling of piss, shit, garbage, covered in grease. Find cute Hire bouncer to pretend to be a terminator. Walk in, point fake gun at girl. Jump for his arm tell her to get outSet off fire works and follow her outExplain you are from the future as as hard a terminator sent to kill herTell her that she will be the mother of the future messiah Don’t know the father but he’s the same height, skin color, eye color as me and he was conceived around this time.Get to a hotel show her how we made hot pockets using cigarette lighters and Mountain Dew is the only THING I DRINK, explain in the future only Star Trek dvds have survived Make her watch explain I need three liter of vodka a day to keep fightihg off radiation cancer Make her change my diaper and change my shoes full works I’m talking shoes tied and untied Socks tucked correctly No loose lacesMake her take a shower every 50 minutes because she’s not a virgin or clean enough We watch Star Trek episodes and rate them 1 to 10 for her 1-100 for me. Then we average. Her opinion really doesn’t matter so she could be like 10But if I think its shit and say 20It’s 15. That’s what counts. I roll that way Then we have sex or whatever Then I make her show she sleep in the bath rub where she belongsThen I sneak out after a week and pretend non of it happened For 7 glorious days you’ll be an adult baby but have sex. It’s ooor a drunken Spider-Man or Batman who doesn’t care about justice
>>221361229Do it anyway, twice.
>>221361509that amount of salt would be cost-prohibitive. especially in an era when salt was the primary food preservative and so valuable it lent it's name to the "salary" that soldiers were paid.
topkek>Tell her that she will be the mother of the future messiah Just realised how much this probably got him over the line
>>221361637the old Panthera strat used on Mary, allegedly
>>221357052no i fuck her like the dirty dog i am
>>221354448WHAT DID HE SAYAHHHHH
>>221361141yeah but i atleast rimmed her till she came buckets
>>221354529>don't make me bust, man
>>221354448you get much less picky when you think you're about to die
>>221357083If you have a big dick like me it never gets old (sorry to all regular dick bros out there)
Directors in the 80s be like "Someone has to fuck"
>>221362980kek
>>221356947>the robot realizing his mistake and backing up terrifiedKino
>>221363193poor guy
he took a shower, it was fine
>>221354529hell yeah
>>221363291I feel so bad for the robot, but laugh so hard at the kid
>>221356947>sucked your dick to keep youyou just have to make it look like you won't easily stick around and she'll start doing it again
