Uwe Boll is now letting everyone watch Citizen Vigilante for freeGiga based
>>221355546base uWu
then wheres the link retard
>>221355546You couldn't pay me to watch an Uwe Boll movie.
>>221355557https://x.com/CitizenVMovie/status/2070144987224743956
Uwu is posting 24/7 here
>>221355546Just finished it. Mega kino. Bet it gets snubbed at the Oscars for (((reasons))).
kek must be flopping
>>221355546Imagine willingly watching the worst movie of all time
>>221355546holy kino
whites deserve what they get since Uwe Boll exists
Brownoid tears are pooling up, drink up lads.
watching now, this is the most unironically racist shit I've ever seen so far
>>221355587>it's the worst film because...i don't agree with it!redditoddlers
>>221355606t. Lowbitch
>>221355546Why dont they want you to see it?
>>221355587Ok I'll watch it
>>221355641sold
His name is... get this... Army HammerHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>221355685they were all out of guns and knives, sometimes a hammer will do
Arnie Hammer is very charismatic. Can't believe he got cancelled for unserious sounding larp texts.
>>221355663Uwe is a bit too dense for subtlety and subtext so the mobie is a tad extreme for non Chuds to swallow.
>>221355701You need to let the hollywood jews rape and humiliate you or you're fired from the industry.
>>221355663the real question is, why does Uwe want people to see it so bad? Curious.
>>221355546Uwe Boll, despite being an objectively bad director with flukes like Rampage and Postal (which are still bad but better than his usual stuff) is a necessary voice in the filmmaking world because he's quite a unique weirdoWe need more weirdos who make real looking movies, not low budget unwatchable shit that you can find on tubi or whatever
>>221355546Terrible MovieTerrible directorTerrible message
>>221355546Is it really so fucking hard for you to provide a link in the OP? Holy fuck you cunts are so lazy.At least someone posted it here >>221355572
>>221355789Do you know how 4chan works?Do you know what autosage is?
>>221355774>Why do the artist want his work to be seen?
>>221355662>got kwabbed so hard by Uwe he an hero’d KWABOTY 2021
>>221355800Autosage stopped being a thing in 2018
>>221355546not exactly sure why but this felt more like controversy bait by a cynic than something made by someone who actually cares about migration in europe to me
>>221355750I thought thats what call me by your name was for
Give me a quick summary of the film's plot. And no Uwe, I won't watch your movie.
>>221355834Chud takes up arms and start killing migrants and the judges who let them walk free
>>221355834its basically a Death Wish knock off and not nearly as good.
>>221355546Buy an ad already Uwe you kraut fuck
>>221355569what if I gave you a dollar to change your mind?
>>221355834It's set in Yurope, an autistic man decides shitskins are ruining the country and raping and murdering people and their families and leftoid judges are helping them get away with it.So he chuds out and murders a bunch of muds, kills some judges, has a seven minute long sex scene with some whores. Very Uwe Boll.
>>221355913Are the whores at least hot?
My favorite part is when the (((white))) man kills the brown family and brown rapists.
>>221355788Low IQ leftists are getting offended again
im 30 minutes in and this shit is so boring, military trucks driving around endlessly and now a sex scene for no reason, oh now he notices mold in the whores apartment lol
>>221355546It’s a terrible movie that ultimately hurts the anti-immigration movement more than it helps.Watching this and praising it is the right wing version of leftists watching the latest girlboss capeshit to own the chuds.Stop pretending that this garbage is good.
>>221355999But I'm not a right winger I'm at the top of the mountain of wisdom.
>>221355999>Highlighting real world examples of the crimes against European natives at the hands of foreign invaders huuuurts my feefee's i mean the movement
>>221356036chudwoke is still woke
>>221355555waSTed
>>221356036It’s not about the message you dumb spic, it’s just a poorly made movie.
>>221356053>Poor CGI hurts the movement!
>>221355999>Stop pretending that this garbage is good.Nobody areThat's the difference between rightoids and leftoidsRightoids can see a movie, agree with its message, and still admit it's not very goodLeftoids have to praise every single shitty film that agrees with them as an absolute perfect masterpiece, that's how you get a mid-tier flick like One Battle After Another being hailed as the next Citizen Kane
>>221356053Bootlickers didn't ban it for being a poorly made movie
>>221355546Someone stream it
>>221356083>Rightoids can see a movie, agree with its message, and still admit it's not very goodSadly not, as is evident by the discourse surrounding this movie. The catnigger above you is a prime example.
>>221356083>Nobody areSAAAR
>>221355546his best film since rampage honestly
>>221355999
>>221356096Show me a single /tv/ post genuinely hailing this as a perfect movieA post saying "kino" because he kills migrants doesn't count
s craig zahler Is an example of a chud director that actually makes good movies, but he gets a fraction of the traction this shit gets
just... lol
>>221356130How about this guy >>221356107and if you mean someone literally calling it the perfect movie, you’re just moving the goalpost
>>221356136He's not a chud though. And he makes mediocre slop.
So nice of Uwe Boll to keep making chudkino for me personally
>>221356136Zahler is a better filmmaker but he doesn't make politically charged movies per se. Also, Uwe Boll is an acquired taste, you'll either like his stuff or you won't.
>>221356156that guy hereit's not a perfect movie but it's been a while since he made one on par with rampage and this is it
>>221356156One Battle After Another won several awards from libshit echo chambers and most of them would unironically call it a perfect movie, or one of the greatest films of all time, just because it agrees with their worldviewPeople are calling Citizen Vigilante good, but also giving the disclaimer "it's an Uwe Boll film"I still haven't seen a single person give the extreme praise for it that most libshits give to their golden statues
>plays Postal once
>>221356185>comparing an Uwe Bolt film to PTAI guess bro…
Times when you acted like the vigilante?
>>221356222Eh, they're pretty much on equal levelsOBAA feels extremely shallow and poorly thought out, the ending is some of the dumbest shit ever, literally just "black woman wrote a letter and now racism is magically solved, hooray!"Citizen Vigilante is about the same, it's a random collection of scenes that lack a clear coherence, and the message is muddled and not as effective as it could be
>>221355587seeth. that's gonna be year's if not decade's most talked about movie
>>221356185>People are calling Citizen Vigilante good,no one is doing that
Pretending to be right wing on the internet seems like fun but if you have to spend your time glazing Uwe Boll it can't be worth it.
>>221356265Citizen Vigilante is good
>>221356307Uwe dont count Uwe
Uwe BVLL
>>221356267Yeah, but at least I can denounce the Talmud, you can't
>>221356267This it's just pretendingNo one is really against the elite using mass immigration for ethnic replacement and to make themselves richer. Everyone is a left wing bootlicker
chud power fantasy the movie
>>221355546How the fuck is he making any money from this movie? Did he just scam a few millions from right wing retards, spend the absolute minimum on budget (you can tell from the acting and editing) and keep the difference?
>>221356376Uwe is literally funded by nazi goldI'm not even joking
>>221356376All European movies are made by stolen tax money. Socialism.
>>221356373Leftists think a guy not being fat, gay and brown is a power fantasy.
>>221356376Do you think he make the movie for the purpose of making money?
>>221356103Speaking as a massively repressed grammar Nazi, I just want to say that minor grammar mistakes becoming associated with Indians is the best thing to ever happen
>>221356408Thats not why jewish billionaires like Larry Fink push wokeIts because they know leftists are retards who will believe anything
>>221356267Nice try.
>>221355546
>>221355546Right wingers watch movies for freeLeftists cry because billionaires aren't making money off of it
We just got retweeted by Elon, bros Saarkino confirmed
>>221356421I asked him if he thinks Vwe Bvll made the movie for the purpose of making money.
election tourists dont remember when internet legend rich kyanka lost a boxing match against uwe boll because he rightfully called his movies garbage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AebQIy5UNng
ill set up a livestream of my toilet and let you watch me take dumps free too if y'all want
>>221356376it's grossed 67 million so far after 6 days. i would've waited a few months until giving it away on twatter but he gotta know what he's doing. he's not hurting for money
>>221355913>man decides shitskins are ruining the country and raping and murdering people and their families and leftoid judges are helping them get away with it.What an absurd premise
LMAO Army Hammer says humans are such sheep, then says watch this, as he drives head on at a car iin the opposite lane, only for them to fly off the road and die, then he says see, rather than go into our lane they went into a ditch and died. And the judge he kidnapped is like uhh, and its supposed to be a good point or something. He probably just killed a white mom and her kids.
>>221356449Based ElonIndians are still seething about him firing their ceo
>>221356515Fucking where no theaters are showing it
>>221356529LOL i made this up because leftist bootlickers said you can't watch this movie so stop watching the movie anons
I went to his restaurant in Vancouver once many years ago (I think it's closed now). He was there and he even came over to our table and asked how the food was and if we needed anything.
They put the MC's voice through a monster filter like Bane for no reason and digitally made his eyes glow in some scenes. It's bizarre.
>>221356567it happens at 1 hour 6 minutes
>>221355546>Letting everyone watch for freeSo it flopped then?
>>221356583Was the food good
>>221356583did he shake your hand or kiss you on the head?
>>221356515>it's grossed 67 million so far after 6 days
>>221356565>"limited release"
>>221356462>Kyanka died by suicide on November 9, 2021.[7]BTFO
>>221356583you're lucky he was in a good mood he could have whipped your ass and ruined your life like he did Lowtax
>>221356625Again, where
>>221356626I still think it's crazy what happened to him and somethingawful in the end. To think, it all started cause he agreed to box a guy he shit on relentlessly and got a pain pill addiction off it
>>221356373literally every single liberal film is a power fantasy
On one hand I'm all for watching mudslimes get rekt, no matter what the occasion. On the other hand however, do I really want to sit through 90 minutes of the absolute worst filmmaker of all-time - yes, even worse than Ed Wood - yes, someone so fucking terrible that he actually shot a film (Alone In the Dark) without a fucking SCRIPT - to get to it?You newcunts really didn't know Uwe's shit like I did.
>>221355546True.
SA went from being the place that introduced many people to furries and trannies and shit on them in like 2000, to a derelict shitheap that was taken over by trannies and furries in the end, Lowtax selling it for peanuts, living in the tiny former SA office pilled out his mind before blowing his brains out after realizing he owes child support infinity and it's all over. I never visited the forums but it prob all started there. I just liked the funny movie reviews and site gags as a kid. I didnt visit it for many years and went back, and then discovered all this after the fact. It's just a relic of the internet now, kind of like me.
>>221356625>limited release >67 million so far after 6 daysWho are you trying to kid you balding kraut
>>221355919They are, but the scene drags on and has some weird moments like the guy gets pissed that there's mold on the walls of the flat because he's a landlord.
>>221356626Uwe the Teutonic terror put him in the ground.
>>221355641good
>>221355913Holy BASED
>>221356716>I never visited the forums but it prob all started thereI think there was a schism at some point in the 2010s long after the site fell into irrelevancyLibs took over SA and chuds moved to mypostingcareer
>>221356601Yeah, it was pretty good. I later read the place won some fancy international award at one point and the chef was some Michelline star guy. It was surprisingly high end. >>221356611I wish.>>221356638For the 10 seconds that I saw him, he seemed like a perfectly nice guy.
>>221356767I just finished the movie, Its basically a rightoid news headline tuned into a commercial to get people to kill immigrants. It has no soul and its not well made. Forgettable film.
>>221355999Nothing hurts the anti-immigration movement at this point. The film is not there to galvanize opinion, it's an expression of an existing opinion. The failure of the Left historically has been misunderstanding the role of media in shaping public opinion.I.E., it doesn't shape it, rather things which speak to existing convictions are amplified. This is why the Tranny Surge did not actually improve the reputation or public perception of trannies--it actually hurt it.This is essentially what is happening here. Lowbrow media is always the first to accurately gauge public opinion, it's why porn games are an order of magnitude more redpilled than AAA games, because the sort of people who make pornography don't care about political correctness in the first place. They are more in touch with their audiences. Uwe Boll for all of his ineptitude as a filmmaker has no problem identifying how the masses feel, he was actually able to express it quite well with some of his awful movies, Amoklauf, Rampage (lol) the Postals, he's actually pretty good at tapping into whatever the curent obsession is. This one is unusual in that while in the past they've been left-wing coded films, this time the motif is explicitly right-wing, which is a sign of a significant cultural shift we really haven't had in decades.
>>221356185lmao even my feminist sister didnt finish the movie...that how bad it was.And hollywood fags keep praising that shit to no end
>>221356716i used to lurk the forums (underageb&, friend's account). the issue was they were smug elitists, but they'd ALSO be the guys forming groups to grief game servers etc.in hindsight, all the big stories aside, it was just a nice forum. there were a LOT of kids online (like actual 12 year olds) so just having some barrier to entry made a difference.now everything is 'political' and by god, SA has gone insane. i thought all this trans stuff was like furries/otherkins/etc but someone will post e.g.>I don't get the difference between sex and gender, I thought they were the same.and they'll get a 3 day ban with the reason:>Don't be gross.it's such a ridiculous issue that's destroyed a website. but at the end of the day, people aren't cracking jokes and making funny image macros any more. the internet has become miserable business.
>>221356839>this time the motif is explicitly right-wing, which is a sign of a significant cultural shiftif it becomes a successful film with an audience it will show that. But...its not lookin good
'Nazi gold' jokes aside, how does a dude like this make his money?what's he doing when he's NOT filmmaking? or is he just constantly receiving royalties, somehow?
>>221356868Naaaw did the movie hurt your feefees?
>>221356893>Make a movie>It flops>Write tax deficit >German government pays you millionsI can't even be madThe system is so retarded I respect him for abusing it
>>221356721gee if only there was a way to find out like an internet or something
>>221356970crafty fella.also vidya adaptations = cursed, that was true before Uwe Boll came along, but he saw an opportunity. why WOULDN'T you just sell the film rights to some dude? maybe it's a grim way of looking at 'art', but games are (or were) toys/products.
>>221356970>It flopsIt's highly recognized and discussed, large amounts of attention. You're here discussing it right now, crazy right?
>>221357023you know damn well 'flop' has a specific meaning with regard to films.
>>22135554610 minutes in and its already the most BASED (politically) movie release in the last 40 yearslmao
>>221356871too many people gained access to the internet and it became too easy, the entire third world gaining access was the end of it. now we have to deal with giant datacenter coffins humming us to death so fifty billion pajeets can scroll blackdicksaar.com at 6g speeds
>>221355546That is pretty based, ngl.You really can't ban anything anymore, unless you firewall the whole country.
I recently found out Uwe Boll has a PhD in Literature.
>>221357137Explains why they call him Doctor Uwe
>>221355587Funny how he doesn't actually criticize the movie quality itself, he doesn't say anything about the filming, the acting, the sound or effects or anything. Why are they so fake and performative. God I hate reddit so much it's unreal. I know you reddit fags lurk here, fuck you.
>>221357137it must be a DEI degree since he obviously cant write a good script
>>221357182>he doesn't actually criticize the movie quality itself, he doesn't say anything about the filming, the acting, the sound or effects or anythingthats because its barely mentionable, and totally mediocre
>>221357201Oh hi leddit!
>>221357085god knows. but we were the new kids, once. jokes about 'AOL CDs', the internet was becoming TOO mainstream!all this social media shit, we probably feel how the Usenet guys felt. we had a nice thing, once ;_;
>>221357216I just watched the entire movie, so I can speak about it.
>>221357231And yet you didn't say anything about it, curious.
>>221357244I have but this isnt pol so theres no way to see my posts itt
>>221355846>and the judges who let them walk freeThis is it, this is the real reason (((they))) are upset about this movie. There are tons of stories about aimlessly lashing out against symptoms. This is a rare exception that points at a higher level cause. It's not the highest level but it's high enough that they have to shut it down.
>>221357231name 3 (drei) of the characters, write or paraphrase the final line of dialogue, and tell me the primary colour at exactly 45 minutes in.
One of the best movies of 2026 unironically. Rather than shitpost about owning the libtards, actually watch it. It's amazing.Though, the two white rapists were pretty unnecessary when we're the audience, should have just cut it out... Especially when everyone knows it's gonna be controversial.
>>221355587I find it hard to believe this is even Boll's worst movie.
>>221357345>The two white rapistsLooked like balkanoids to me
>>221357345>One of the best movies of 2026 unironically.this part was amazing>>221356529
>>221356716>>221356871if it's any encouragement, the creator of the World Wide Web (not the Internet, which comes from ARPANET), Tim Berners-Lee is still active and working on making the internet a better place (not talking about censoring) and he's well-aware of the very issues that have been brought up here.It's nice to hear he's not totally jadedI missed the usenet wave by a few years, and although I was familiar with SA I never browsed it (been here since 06). I probably unknowingly flew with them in EVE Online though, since they had a big presence there
>>221357325>Nigga, Nigger, Niglet>"So, we're some kind of citizen vigilante">BBC (Big Black Color)
I’m pretty politically neutral but if I had elons money I’d fund a bunch of super high quality movies and tv shows that are as much right wing propaganda as most current media is left wing. Just because people on the left are so used to everything being catered to them they would lose their damned minds and it would be hilarious. Just look at this movie, this kind of shit makes them froth at the mouth but it’s ass and no one’s gonna watch it. Imagine GoT tier popular show that’s just chud bullshit the whole way through. Got the crying would be glorious
>>221357522>right wing propagandaanything that's truly beautiful is intrinsically "right wing propaganda"you don't have to fund movies that are explicitly right wing politically, you just have to fund high-quality movies and make sure there's no explicit leftist messaging.
>>221357220ye, and so many will never know. all they will ever know is this toxic scamming shitheap where people SWAT each other over youtube stream beefs. lol, have fun with it kiddos, I've had my fun
>>221357522>this kind of shit makes them froth at the mouthbecause its not a movie, its just a guy yelling into the void GO KILL IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!!
>>221356721The Numbers, which is usually reliable, claims it's grossed $67 million: https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Citizen-Vigilante-(2026-Croatia)However, that's kind of impossible to believe. Where was this movie theatrically released? If it was topping the boxoffice across Europe, you'd undoubtedly having left-wing activists campaigning to ban it everywhere and put those who watched it in jail.
>>221357595>a guy yelling into the void GO KILL IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!!Based
So what are the chuds up to now, let's see>Uwe Boll viral marketing campaignOh
>>221357201"Totally mediocre" wouldn't qualify something as "the worst movie of all time."
>>221357595its a metaphor sweetieyou're lack of media literacy is showing
>>221355587I like Postal more but this is one of his better works, theres good camera work, the scenes are to the point and don't gerrymander around, the black comedy is out in full force with the Uwe Boll style we all know and love and his choice of actors was very risque. I hope to see more from Uwe in the future. Great work!
>>221357651Libtards, leftoids and brownoids seething about the movie is good enough, no need for any campaign other than that.
>>221355870Its more believable because Hammers not some 4 foot philippino
>>221357595>GO KILL IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!You're missing the forest for the trees. >>221357305
>>221356462Good form I remember seeing this but didn't know he fought ore than one of them. Love boxing it stick with you your whole life.
LookI have no dog on this fightBut it was about time some far right propaganda was deployedI've been watching girlboss movies for a fucking decade
Aren't Uwe Boll movies basically scams?
>>221355587Has to be good, when it makes redditors seethe this much
>>221357879He used to finagle some kind of German tax loophole but they closed that in 2005. Every movie after that is legit (insofar it was funded in normal way).
>>221357085NTA but this doesnt really apply to somethingawful because you have to pay for an account. the site was always full of free speech liberals (much like this site was when it originally branched off from SA) but unlike this site they stuck pretty close to the party line over the years.
>>221356889No. The thing you're replying to is already explaining how you're wrong
>>221358018the thing I replied to explained how it was wrong.
>>221355546What an awful movie lmao, the directing and cinematography is so hilariously shitHad to skip through most of this absolute bore
>>221355546based
>>221358053The low budget special effects is not the selling point of the movie.
>>221357377>they had a big presence thereGoonSquad? Nigras?tbqh it's not the tech itself that's wrong (although you can look at shit like WEBP as a basically-objective mistake).it's just the culture, what's popular/trendy dictates where everyone goes and how they behave. are YOU on IRC, right now? or would you bite your lip and sign up for Discord?
>>221358162>GoonSquad? Nigras?yep, flew with Goon alts and some r*ddit corps who were in [TEST] and Pandemic Legion if I remember correctly
>>221355846>judgesholy fucking based
>>221358219Goonwaffe alts who were in Test and PL. Plus some reddit corporations. Open fleets for roaming nullsec, "not purple shoot it" that kinda stuff. Messed up the wording
>>221355587100% certain this "critic" didn't even watch it.
>>221356462The same fag called Uwe a liar because "he refused to fight the critic who did boxing" despite being proof of Uwe fighting and winning against the dudeAnd then, the fag sold his website to a 15 years old moderator, then killed himself
>>221358320I watched it and that guy was being nice...
>>221355846>JudgesWew lad
>>221355546Her Uwe Boll 'the Goat' sends you a message:'Drink water, watch Citizen Vigilante instead of Supergirl.'https://xcancel.com/BollFILMS/status/2070150334954004483#m
>>221355546Gonna be honest with you guys: it's a bad movie, but I kinda like it.
>>221358726That's every Boll film
>>221358634We are reaching high levels of based
>>221355999sauce ant
>>221357595And nearly every other movie or show is “kill white people!” So what’s your point
>>221355587You have to go back then kys.
>>221357595about fucking time. I have been over the white criticism for the last 20 years
>hello /pol/, this is counterculture.>b-based!!!i hate you guys.
>>221357522It's strange that he isn't doing this and would rather push BBC porn to white girls on X
lmao kikes seethingthis is also why they hate AI, they realize everyone can make shit like this whenever they want now
>>221358761Indeed, also, cool gif, mate.
>>221358758which ones outside postal and rampage are watchable?
>>221358161but it's part of the charm
>>221359164Good point
>>221358320Massive swing and a miss, he's actually an part of the marketing team.
>global unity around kicking out shitskinsyou love to see it
>>221357522I would do the same honestly
>>221357618>Where was this movie theatrically released?USA
>>221355846>Chud takes up arms and start killing migrants and the judges>The judgesAWESOME
>>221355546Let me guess, the Jew is never named once?
>>221359352Isn't he german? If he named them outright he'd be jailed.
>>221359352>German director calling out the jewsIt's not 1940's anymore gramps
>>221356871>now everything is 'political' and by god, SA has gone insaneThe funny thing is that Lowtax was a complete chud by current standards. The reason SA became an insane asylum is that the only people willing to become unpaid moderators were insane leftists with axes to grind.
>>221355574Based
>>221359352It's not 1940. Jews aren't even in the film.
>>221355546regardless of the quality of the film, based indeedno major studio would ever release a film for free
>>221355938no one on 4chan is high iq
>>221355546It’s comically bad
>>221360549Apart from you?
>>221355569What about blubberella
>>221360549We've got a genius over here.Tell us what's what smart guy.
The important thing is Citizen Vigilante Universe soon
>>221355546Rumble it , germanian cowards!
>>221355662i will now watch all the videogame movies
>>221356185very true true
Was the gay anal close up really necessary?
Honestly, the movie's shaky cam and 'raw' aesthetic are the only things holding it together. If you're gonna watch this trainwreck, at least look sharp smell like victory with Xtreme Man after shave. It’s the only way to recover from the sensory assault of a Boll film.
