How you politely decline the prospect of an ass fucking in a way that lets the requester feel felt, seen, and respected?
>>221357465I just respond with: i do the ass fucking around here, and then I go about my day, considering the issue settled
>>221357465>"you need to be at least 6' tall to fuck me
The best thing is to keep yourself out of prison. That should be your first rule. Let's face it: we're all a bunch of nerds on 4chan, and people like us are unsuited to the thug culture of prison. But if somehow you do go to prison, and these thirsty faggots come after your butt, then I'm afraid you'll have to stand up for yourself. Don't just bend over and take it, because once they know you're a bitch, it will never stop.
>>221357465By shanking him 72 times in the belly
>>221358201the gay rights era means bottoms are pretty open in prison and its all consensual
>>221358201>>How do I accomplish X?>>The best thing is to avoid needing X in the first placeFuck off with your smug plebbit-tier answer. Tired of useless shitstains not knowing anything, and proceeding to provide self-righteous masturbatory advice.
>>221357465Only a homophobic fascist would not allow a fellow prisoner access to their tight, pink, bussy.
>>221358201the one random felon I've gotten into a random conversation with about prison told me there are enough gays/punks in prison that rape isn't a big deal. He seemed like he was full of shit about everything else he said though.
>>221358201I dont live in the USA or other third world countries so I dont have to worry about prison rape even if I go to prison.
>>221358603Seething assfucker detected
>>221357465I tell them that i´m not a homosexual
>>221357465Aggressively rape your raper first. Show dominance.
>>221359044Neither are they. You have to be human first.
>>221357465
>>221358201I tried to be gangsta when I was younger but my mom wouldn't let me. Biggest regret of my life.
>>221359017that doesn't even make any sense lol
>>221359263¿Jorge?
>>221357465Why did he not just reply with "why yes, some one has come at me, thanks for asking." Then pretend to be butt buddies with Red.
>>221358940Rentfree
Rub his balls in a brotherly way and say next time baby
>>221357465counter offerart of the deal motherfucker
>>221357465Here is my blog. Went to the gay bar one night because the girls in my friend group preferred to go there. It was pretty much the only place in town where they could dance without perfumed metrosexuals grinding up against them, then getting incel rage when told to hit the road. There was a normal looking dude there who started talking to me and buying me drinks. Bought me a few drinks over the course of the night. Finally one of my friends takes me aside and says "Yo bro, are you gay? That guy's totally trying to get with you." I was shocked. I went and sat down with the guy and apologized one on one, told him I wasn't gay and offered to reimburse him for my drinks. He refused, looked a little sad but overall took it like a champ. Stand up guy.Conversely, I had a friend who made a move on me. Turns out he was bi, one day when we were alone together he grabbed the inside of my thigh. I gave him a look like I was about to tear his face off chimpanzee style. He did not handle it well. After that point, the friendship was difficult because he was always being a passive aggressive vindictive little bitch. Fuck that guy.It's kind of impossible to be friends with gay guys as a straight guy imo, there's always going to be hurt feelings. It's the same as being friends with a girl, eventually one of you catches unreciprocated feelings and the friendship either ends or turns into that shitty frienemies situation where you're polite on the surface but passive aggressive cunt rags to eachother. You can be in a friend group with girls or gays but it just doesn't work one on one because genitals are like magnets nobody knows how they work.
