Mmmm, olive oil. That'll stop the pasta from sticking together.
>>221357841He can't be this retarded
>wife’s shirt nice and snug
NO ITALIAN CHEF HAS EVER DONE THAT YOU ENGLISH CUNT
>>221357841>Mmm one year old cooked meat from freezer. That will go well with my chili.
>>221357841Fritos, fresh and triple salted
>>221358004Who the fuck cares? Non-italian chefs have improved on every aspect of their food.
>>221358004>noooooooo that ain't like my momma makes it mamma miaaaaaa
>>221358004i heard in italy they use the cheapest boxed pasta like we do in the states because there's really no nuance to it whatsoever
>>221358042does Cooking with Jack legitimately have a developmental disorder (in addition to the stroke hand)?who the FUCK told him having a sung intro was a good idea?
>>221358164yes, he's american
>>221358042>starts putting AI slop all over his channelWhy do boomers love this shit so much? My dad can't get enough of "haha look its us as pixar characters"
>>221358164The fuck are you talking about?Is this one of your youtube friends?
i was always told not to add olive oil to pasta as its cooking and also not to wash it after
>>221358357>anon posts image of notorious Youtuber>I post follow-up questions about said YoutuberWhat's so hard to understand, you fucking retard? If he was my friend, why would I be asking questions I'd already know the answer to? >>221358319cute joke, but doesn't answer the questions.
nipples protruding, that’s what you want.
>>221358562>If he was my friend, why would I be asking questions I'd already know the answer to?It's a parasocial relationship, anon. He's not your real friend, though I'm sure he'd be happy to answer your questions over zoom if you're happy to pay for the privilege.
>>221358663Okay, retard. Thanks for your irrelevant contribution to the thread.
>>221358687You're welcome.What is it you want to talk about? Gordon Ramsey being a shit cook?
>>221358042THE CHURCH CHILI COOK OFF WAS RIGGED
>>221358121This. Maybe not the cheapest but the pasta in Italy (without sauce) is literally the same Barilla stuff I can buy for dirtcheap in Germany.Best pasta I've eaten over there was some Mezzelune (filled pasta) with pesto, ricotta cheese topped with cherry tomatoes but those were amazing because of the filling and tomatoes, not because of the handmade pasta.
>>221357841>can't make grilled cheese>implying good chef
>>221358042>Cooked chicken, nice and bloody>>221358164For me it's the cutesy Pixar model of himself paired with batshit insane quotes he thinks are profound
>>221358719>What is it you want to talk about? Gordon Ramsey being a shit cook?
>>221358837>cutesy Pixar model of himselflookin' zesty, moist, light on his feet
>>221357841It flavors the water.
>>221358355>"haha look its us as pixar characters"I am so tired of this shit. they are so impressed by this jeetslop bullshit>haha look its us as babies>haha look I'm a comic book character
>>221357866He's Scottish. Doesn't get much more retarded than that.
>>221359117AI seethers are the dumbest creatures in history.
>>221359207bait.
>>221357841Very, very disrespectful
>>221359259Faggot AI is here to stay and there's nothing you can do about it
>>221358719you are retarded
>>221358042for me it was the thanksgiving meal to be sent to a soldier overseas where he accidentally dumped nearly a cup of pepper into the mashed potatoes and used some terrible looking packaged turkey breasts instead of just buying and carving an actual turkey.
i miss being able to say 'the internet is still good for cooking/recipes'.first it was the content mills, 'this was my grandma's recipe' bullshit. now it's all AI. next on the chopping block will be the surprisingly well-produced YouTube videos, you heard it here first.
>>221358355>boomersHe's 38.
>>221359602If you're over 20 you're a boomer
Kek. They don't call them Ameriseethers for nothing.
>>221359673>They don't call them Ameriseethersyou're right!
Aglio e Olio best pasta dish.
oli oli oliooooooo
>>221359464>there's nothing you can do about itThe Butlerian Jihad is going to be glorious. FUCK Roko's Basilisk.
>>221358355my mom watches slideshows about old movie stars from the 40-50s with an ai voice reading a wikipedia page for 9 hours a day
>>221360915well at least you know from where you inherited your autism
>>221358042>today we're making a salad>ok we need jello and cream cheese and cool whip
Shit on Jamie all they want, he was actually trained in Italian cooking, Gordon was trained French and that's why sometimes he's retarded
>>221361013ahhh the 50's classic
it stops the pot from boiling over, a little bit of olive oil isn't going to hurt
Ive never had the noodles stick together. Its better to have them a little sticky so the sauce sticks to it, thats why you keep some of the starch for the sauce
>>221361184This is the most fucked up image I've ever seen, and I've been here all summer.
>>221361337go back
>>221357841I hope Gino D'campo beats him half to death then molests his children like he does his own
>>221361580No.
>>221358355My grandfather showed me a video where an ai voice was singing an ai written song with ai music backed by a slideshow of ai images all about how dumb the youth are in pubs. And he thought it was all real. Was the most second hand embarassment I've ever felt for a person.
>>221361678It's not the plebbit without that's your problem, but the plebbit within.
>>221361709horsecow poster is correct.how the hell do you people do it, man?
>>221361768I'm staying. haha, I just won't leave.
>>221357841>Stir the pasta once or twice and it doesn’t stick.I’m literally better at cooking pasta than Gordon Ramsay.
>>221361847Leaving here isn't the issue. It's the faggotry within that won't leave you.
>>221361877and Gordon Ramsay is better at making money and fucking than you.
>>221361879you're not going to win this. he posted a certified pre-2010 Old Meme(TM), which you failed to even recognize.i declare other-anon the victor, and i will accept your concession in the form of >>Reddit spacingthank you.
>>221361962I've already won, just by not being him/you.
I do that after I boil my spaghetti and drain the water but it's retarded to do it while they are cooking
I can't stand the way bongs pronounce pasta
NOOOOOOOOOO you dont add olive oil to the water just GENEROUSLY SALT IT!!!!Yeah the olive oil prevents the pasta sticking together but you can also stir it a couple times as it cooks to achieve the same effect. The olive oil will cause the sauce to slide right off!FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>221362091>pass-ta>pah-stasame with taco>tack-o>tah-ko
>>221358042I wish his strokes didn't cripple him as much as they did. I miss watching his videos where he does insanse shit like the jello salad or chili contest videos.
>>221362199I wish his strokes were a wake-up call for him to take his diet and health seriously, and stop producing videos of him cooking and eating absolute dogshit meals
>>221358164The answer is literally just that he's from the lead generation.
>>221358004He's not English.
>>221362317leading what?
>>221360037Tell me about it!
>>221358762You don't get the delicious filling without having a handmade pasta to stuff it into, anon
>>221362414I'd like to stuff a delicious Italian(a), if you can infer my meaning, anon
>>221359602>38No he's not, he's like 60 now right?
>>221360915My mum does the exact same thing. It's even about shit she doesn't care about like korean idols or living in random countries>>221361692My Dad LOVES these AI video, AI music, of lego people singing about Trump and Iran. He tells almost everyone he meets about them. He goes "I know it's AI but it's so good how do they do it" and it's the sloppiest looking slop you've ever seenJust have to politely nod and go yeah neat
>>221362556no please elaborate . Is it a gay thing
>>221358762Barilla is also a big brand in the United States as well.They advertise off of being the top selling pasta in italy.
>>221357841My dad would add olive oil to pasta while it was boiling.However he didn't get the idea to do it from Ramsey as he hated the guy.He did however like Ramsey's mentor. So I suspect he got the idea from him instead.
>>221358042He hasn't been the same ever since he lost the use of one of his arms. Also>Hates black people more than anything>Moves to fucking Tennessee of all places
>>221362768It'd be gay not to want to pork a hot Italian donna
>>221361800I need a fan that makes white noise and blackout curtains.
>>221362238Chef John from Food Wishes.com lost some weight.Although he seems markedly less chipper
>>221362199>>221362238Both of his major strokes were widowmaker tier, he's incredibly lucky to be alive. After the second one they even tried doing therapy on the dead arm because that happened from the first one and he got bored and stopped doing it.
>>221362874Robert from Hell's Kitchen lost weight too>>221362876so he's just completely retarded then, in addition to being dismissive and delusional?
>>221362930One of my favorite anecdotes of his is that he went on a cruise and complained that the rooms were small and the food was bad.
>>221362961forgot to post the image.Robert from HK, or Jack? lmao
>>221363097Jack.
>>221363126Jack seems like the type to eat at the buffet the entire cruise and not have dinner in the main dining room once.
>>221363325He got on the ship, got mad at the muster drill, and then immediately tried to get a full meal before they even left the dock and was pissed when it wasn't set up yet
>>221362858https://jakatak69.com/index.php/The_strokes
>>221363554I love The Strokeshttps://youtu.be/pT68FS3YbQ4?si=I5jn6a6FcrxyLnPZ
>>221358042Ja/ck/GOD... Please no... Not again...
>the crust is soggy and rare>*violin music play*>uhh, the cheese is slipping off like snail baskin roberts>this looks like dogs dinner>the meat, piled on a pile!How do you respond without responding?
>>221358607very disrespectful
>>221358004He dida notta puta spica ina wida meatboll
>>221357841He can't make grilled cheese, he can't make pasta, what can this master chief cook?
>>221363479
>>221363714Meth.
