Greens and Blacks finally united editionPrevious >>221344704
I did not see you in the catalog.
I drank the Westerlands whiskey.
Has this shot happened yet
>>221359325Last season
>>221359325It was last season, dumbass.
>Show tries to make you hate a character despite them being a decent person and not doing anything wrong Why?
im tired of performative outrage over them changing the worst book in the entire bookography of grrm.
>>221359349>remember the lannisters? Didn’t you hate them!!?? Well now the starks get which revenge in this show!Nah actually I like the lannisters a lot more than the starks…
>>221359348implying I watched that shit after S1
>>221359386I only am doing so because I've read all the books and seen all of the shows. I'm in too deep.
>>221359359True fuck fire and blood
Leak saying something about rhaenyras queensguard with Maelor. Maybe they’ll do Jaehaeras death with him
>>221359409I'm not watching it exactly because I've read the books
Pomanders were small, often ornate containers that were filled with some combination of aromatic mixtures with ingredients such as cloves, cinnamon, herbs, resins, and musk. They were commonly used among nobility and clergy and were used primarily to help mask odors at a time when many cities had strong and unpleasant smells due to poor sanitation. This is something we saw in Ormund’s debut, but the moment was so subtle it went under our radar. When Ormund pulled out his pomander and took a sniff of its contents, he did so after emerging from his tent and meeting with the letter carrier – a man who looked quite filthy and likely didn’t smell the greatest. It seems that Ormund used his pomander’s aromatic mixture to help mask the scent of the man, which certainly says a lot for Ormund as a character and could be foreshadowing he’s not a fan of the common folk.imagine the smell
>>221359359its not about changing things, its about changing them for the worse. the book is still better than what the shitty writers of the show came up with
>>221359255ASOIAF is just Gurm’s subconscious call for help with his alcoholism
>>221359349He’s a blond blue eyed guy in a show made by Jews what did you think would happen
>>221359488We don't need to be helped.
>>221359467>the moment was so subtle it went under our radar??
>>221359359Bro likes bad lighting and everyone wearing cheap ass leather armor
>>221359467instagram ahhh post
>>221359506>>221359548winteriscoming.net. they have only been around since before GoT aired
>>221359349>supports a pretender and not the king's choice>decent person and not doing anything wrong
>>221359608>viserys >king
The Rings of Power general is so much more alive than this one.
>>221359608>the king's choicerules of succession exist for a reason>choice to make a woman queentreason
>>221359660maybe it's because Bezos has the money to hire shills
>>221359608>foid>legitimate rulerif my country ever gets a foid pm ill simply stop obeying the law
>>221359679 Shouldn't he be more focused on thr new glenn rocket and Lunar lander.
>>221359660i remember how during season 1 everyone was laughing at rings of powah and how hotd is much better... how did this happen
Guys, please remember that Emma D'Arcy uses they/them pronouns. Please be respectful of their pronoun choice, or else the mods will get involved.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15-op9n7FO8This 3 minute fight featuring 2 dudes with swords is more engaging and impactful than 30 minutes of SFX battleships vomitcam ninja flips and dragon bullshit. I hate the netflix era so much it's unreal.
>>221359226egg is icsh
>>221359803
>>221359226There was explicit fellatio in Season 2. How do they top that in Season 3?
>>221359879S1 had a brown eye, which is better imo.
>>221359879unsimulated sex scenes using porn doubles (its going to be during the brothel queens story arc)
>>221359879Aemond/Haelena unsimulated, unscripted rape scene.
>>221359570Fuck those faggot shills.
What a shitty council. No wonder that bitch failed as Queen.
>>221359879Unless we are getting some Alys River titties when she rapes Aemond i think this might be it for this season. Also when i opened my video file for this scene i noticed how insanely blurry everything is. This is from a 4k source and it's still a mess.
>>221359660mogged by rangs of powah kangz
>>221359730Space stocks have collapsed. New Glenn is probably getting canceled.
>>221360105To be fair, that was a pretty bold shot considered that actress is only 16.
>>221359467I thought he was having a seizure or something and they were smelling salts
OC donut steal
>>221360143Ormund seemed to be disturbed by the dirt on the letter as well. I have a feeling they are gonna go for some sort of neat freak/germphobe angle on him.
>>221360105Bessies tits.
>>221359226>Tyland killed by the tranny so Rhaenyra, once again, isn't responsible for an action that might turn an audience against herI'm so fucking tired, bros
>>221360105>how insanely blurry everything is.This is a thing with modern fantasy and period pieces. I like watching The Gilded Age™, and this issue pisses me off so much.WEBM not related.
How are they going to explain this?It was done without Rhaenyra's knowledge and consent and when she finds out she gets mad and cries and says I'm sorry to Tyland?
>>221360331>and says I'm sorry to Tyland?She says “what would you have me do”
>>221360331they killed Tyland so they don't have to address his torture at all
it just occurred to me just how fucking retarded and tasteless normies are.they only started complaining about GOT after the series ended, because they didn't like how their KWEEN KHALEESI went mad (no shit really?), that's literally their only complaint.>"the shitty ending of got"no nigga it was shitty since season 4.
>>221360140based, legal in my country (15 too)
>>221360422>everything after season 4 bad because they didn't adapt Feast and Dance properly, two of the biggest dogshit books ever written in the fantasy genre
>>221360422The real truth nuke is that GoT started declining in season 2 but season 5 and forward is where even normies started noticing all the stupid shit.
>>221360456yeah my real opinion is that anything after season 2 is bad, season 3 and 4 are barely tolerable, season 5 and onward is just.. no.
>>221360422It was meh when they started doing shit like making Robb’s wife a random Essosi woman >>221360443Yeah a lot of it is on George
Was it rape?
>>221360456>muh jeyne westerling>muh house of the undying insipid "foreshadowing" where GRRM just tells you what's going to happen later>muh epic ramsay switchereoo>muh peach (I do miss this tbqh)kys
He comes....
>>221360482No one is ACTUALLY invested in Jeyne Westerling, though. Robb marrying a girl he doesn't particularly care for in the name of honor is a fine idea but it was never going to actually make people invested in their relationship on-screen, and keeping Jeyne alive is just another useless loose-end that the fat man is never going to be able to resolve.
>>221360488>>221360443my complaints aren't even necessarily about being faithful to the books, but about the shitty writing, the black gang bike leather, dorne plot, etc. it's all just bad
>>221360105I do wonder how they're gonna handle Aemond and Alys. She's obviously not gonna support Aemond's genocide of the riverlanders because women can't be bad on this show, but Aemond's obsession with being mothered was clearly set up for Alys.I really hope they don't go with Alys just manipulating Aemond into suiciding himself because of muh prophecy, it'd be so boring and predictable. I'd rather have the two of them rage against their prophecised fates.
Why don't the Targaryens simply return to Valyria and leave us alone. The volcano finished erupting you can all go back now
>>221360488You have no place questioning the literary qualities of the book when you can’t even discern the significance of Jeyne Westerling on Robb’s character
>>221360482>Lust provoking image
>Rhaenyra has no descendants left>a husband that basically doesn't like her anymore and thinks about usurping her>3 bastards that have no recognition or titles>2 cousins/step daughters that are useless>she's still going to triple down as muh childless stronk empress queen slayyy yaasaAt this point just fucking surrender, this is embarrassing
>>221360504>No one is ACTUALLY invested in Jeyne WesterlingI am. She is canonically a loyal hyper-fertile PAWG.
>>221360504>No one is ACTUALLY invested in Jeyne WesterlingIt’s supposed to show how Robb has internalised Ned’s honour shtick and his empathy for what Jon went through, she isn’t herself a compelling character obviously. In the show he breaks his oath to the Freys for some random Latina nurse he happened upon
>>221360528The last one that went back died of super aids demon worms, can't blame them for being a bit hesitant
>>221360567it's funny how the fans, due to lack of content, have just invented headcanon and said that Jeyne is pregnant due to GRRM's inability to keep character qualities consistent
>>221360484she was clearly asking for it so no
>>221360550Aegon and Viserys are safely hidden away
>>221360422Hearing "they really screwed up the last season of GoT" is a great way to filter out idiots. Someone who says that is>OK with the Sand Snakes "bad poosey" etc (nice tits though)>OK with shirtless Ramsay repelling an iron born raid>OK with Littlefinger selling Sansa to people who flay their enemies>OK with Ellaria and her daughters killing the Martels for girl power>OK with Arya getting gutted, falling into a shit canal, and being totally fine an episode later>OK with Sansa not telling Jon about the army she had on the way to the North>OK with Cersei blowing up the Great Sept and facing precisely zero negative consequences for it>OK with the wight quest- including Gendry running dozens of miles through a frozen wasteland and getting word to Dany in the span of about an hour>OK with the dozens of other things I'm forgettingBut no, they only REALLY screwed up when the Long Night was filmed too dark and Dany lost her mind. Everything up to that was pure gold
>>221360550wdym? Rhaenyra has two sons with Daemon who both survive the war and become King at different points
>>221359643yes>>221359675>rules of succession existthey don't>>choice to make a woman queen>treasonbullshit
>>221360504>it was never going to actually make people invested in their relationshipWhich is exactly where d&d went wrong, trying to appeal to the average soap opera fan with a cheap scandalous love affair rather than exploring and expanding Robb's character
>>221360588I want to believe.Also, Catelyn's internal monologue is still hilarious.
>>221360279blur allows you to hide shit CGI and other imperfections
Are they going to punish Rhaena for killing the heir to the throne, or will the show treat it as a regrettable mistake and have the Queen forgive her because she has the heart of a warrior and knows that sometimes accidents happen in battle?
I’m going through S2 and Daemon has more chemistry with this black haired chick than he ever did with timeskip rhaenyra.
Not a fan of Ulf disobeying Rhaenyra, I'm worried he might do something silly like declare that he's the rightful king because he has a dragon
>>221360598>>221360615Well shit, I forgot when they stopped filming the child extras ages ago. How was I supposed to remember
>>221360612>OK with the Sand Snakes "bad poosey" etc (nice tits though)Dorne sucks even worse in the books, and at least the show cut it loose when they realized it wasn't working >OK with shirtless Ramsay repelling an iron born raidNothing wrong with this, it's a little silly and convenient to tie off a plotline the writers weren't that interested in but it's fine >OK with Littlefinger selling Sansa to people who flay their enemiesLittlefinger doesn't actually care about Sansa and it DOES motivate the Vale to travel North >OK with Ellaria and her daughters killing the Martels for girl powerIt's silly, but again, a contrivance to cut Dorne loose when they realized no one liked it + they couldn't get access to the Palaces they filmed in season 5 for more than a couple days >OK with Sansa not telling Jon about the army she had on the way to the NorthJon is a retard with a death wish who is making bad decisions and he would have gotten the Knights of the Vale killed >OK with Cersei blowing up the Great Sept and facing precisely zero negative consequences for itThere absolutely should have been a couple of scenes of Lannister soldiers putting down uprisings, but at some point you need to start consolidating storylines to reach a conclusion. Winds is never coming out because George wastes time on every Tom Dick and Harry in the world >OK with the wight quest- including Gendry running dozens of miles through a frozen wasteland and getting word to Dany in the span of about an hourThis is silly and I won't defend it, but I also don't think it's show-ruining like so many autists claim
Alicent bouncing on Aemond after getting over the initial disgust will be the best scene in the series.
>>221360831You are right that by show-canon they're both bastards though, since her marriage with Daemon is illegal due to Laenor still being alive.
>>221360538>that hip to waist to shoulders ratio
For the one true queen of westeros.
aaagghh
>>221359252We were not there. Woe to the jannie if we had been.
>>221359348
>>221360978
>>221360978>Hint of butt dimples
>>221360105There's probably gonna be a non-nude Aemond Alicent sex dream sequence in Harrenhal
*sip*
If I went to Harrenhal, I would probably enjoy the vivid bewitched wet dreams.
>>221361006And rather than being disgusted like Daemon, Aemond will see it as inspiration and he will rape Alicent and it will be the hottest scene in the history of television.
>>221361001Helaena's behaviors are fairly similar to my mentally disabled sister and that makes me feel weird because I think they're just writing her with severe autism and depression.
>>221361041
>>221360422Series went to shit because d&d had no source material because the fatman is a retarded fatfuck hack he promised to release more books as the series would go on.Also D&D are over hated as far as direction goes they did the adaption correctly and only lost the plot when there was literally no plot anymore to follow.
I have a pregnancy fetish, and I'm sad we never saw Halaena heavily pregnant.
>>221360612The Gendry run was insane how the fuck did they get away with that normies didn’t flinch
Harrenhal is my favorite part of HotD. Or just Condal's decision to ramp up the magic compared to GoT. I'd love him to allude to the Weirwoods planning to rule over humanity via Bran.>>221361071D&D were there to adapt the Red Wedding and didn't care for much outside of that.
>>221360422>>no nigga it was shitty since season 4.You can pinpoint the EXACT MOMENT the show started to go to shit.
>>221361098the magic is the worst and most undercooked part of ASOIAF though. George clearly just wanted to tell his story of the Fantasy Wars of the Roses and put in a hackneyed bith of magic ice zombies to get published, but then had no idea where to take the story after the Wot5K was mostly wrapped up in Storm.
>>221360504a real trvthnvke right there another useless plot point the fatman won’t and can’t tie in
>>221361122The weirwoods and the wargs in the books gave me goosebumps. Everything magic in Essos was dumb, though.
>>221361122idk if you have followed his panels/interviews for the last few years but George has explicitly stated that the POVs he's struggling to write for Winds are Samwell, Bran, and Melisandre- the three POVs directly dealing with magic. He doesn't know how to handle the magic in his story without breaking characters' agency. He basically said this at the panel I attended in New Mexico.
poppa bear?
>>221360105anybody got the webm?
gawwd damn she porked out
>>221361171>how to handle the magic in his story without breaking characters' agency1 - What the fuck does this even mean2 - After all this years, how the fuck is he having trouble with this3 - Oh wait, he's a fucking hack! He tried to subvert LotR, succeeded, but now we are at a point where the sincerity and clean-cut fantasy of yesterday is subversive. 4 - It's Game Over for Game of THrones
>>221361343>S3xcan't unsee it
>>221361171It’s all a bunch of bullshit he just can’t be bothered
>>221361345>Oh wait, he's a fucking hack! He tried to subvert LotRHoly shit, go back to whatever nonsense retarded culture warrior you get your takes from
>>221361369What is Aragorn's tax policy
>>221361339yes, i have it.
>>221361110while that's true, Season 4 is still good enough to be included when I rewatch the showAt that point it's still fun when they go off-book, it gives the impression they were thinking about it
>>221361457Most definitely. Season 5 is where I get the urge to not watch, but I usually stick it out til Hardhome, which imo is the last "good" episode.
>>221361457>>221361486hating season 6 is contrarian behavior. Battle of the Bastards and the Winds of Winter are both all-timer episodes
>>221361510hell yeah. I love to see those shiny keys jangling
>>221361510as a spectacle, BotB is fun but from a writing perspective it's ass and nonsensical
>>221361343I want this place wiped off the map
>>221361510And the rest of season 6?
>>221361510They are very cool spectacle, but mostly empty since the narrative around it is so stupid. Same as with HotD s03e01
>>221360932>On all levels except physical, I am a king
>>221361510I still think Season 6 is garbage but King Tommen's death scene is incredibly well done
>>221361764Are you serious?
>>221361803I think him just utterly broken and flinging himself from the window was good actually. Or would you have rather had episodes of him just moping around until he got poisoned or something?.
>>221361803he was a weak little limp-wristed faggot and died like a bitchlooks fine to me
>>221360978>Mom what are you doing with Ser Criston?
>>221361343GODS BESSIE WAS FAT THEN
>>221360331>Rhaenyra didnt torture him, he got his injuries from the battle
>>221360331The Gullet crabs ate his face, anything else is slander of the one true Queen Rhaenyra.
>>221360331It should be useless anyway since Alicent was right there when they explained how the treasury was hidden.
>>221359608>not the king's choicekinda makes it funny that viserys wasn't the king's choice either
>>221360495No, no, no!
>>221362104>viserys wasn't the king's choice eitherhow so? the king CHOSE to leave it to council. presumably because he was too old or some shit.when he passed over Rhaenys the first time when her father died, he didn't make a council and made his own choice.
>>221361343???
>>221362144>how so? >the king CHOSE to leave it to council.you answered your own question, he didn't choose viserys. he let a committee make the choice. ironic.
>>221362144>when he passed over Rhaenysshow-only retard
>>221362167>he let>letthis is the keyword.
>>221362182yup, he didn't choose viserys. he let others do it. very sad!
>The Conqueror saw it in a dream. A Long Winter is coming. Actually, nope that wasn't it. The White Walkers get stopped at Winterfell, the Northern most castle. Its actually the shortest winter ever, lol.
>>221362212How do they explain the prophecy bullshit surviving Maegor if only the heir was supposed to know about it?
>>221362182NTA but he did pass over Rhaenys which really pissed off Alysanne>When King Jaehaerys I Targaryen's son and heir, Prince Aemon, died in 92 AC, Jaehaerys chose Aemon's younger brother, Prince Baelon, as his heir, passing over Aemon's daughter and only child, Princess Rhaenys. The decision caused the Second Quarrel between King Jaehaerys and Queen Alysanne Targaryen.He only called the council cause Corlys started amassing a fleet and an army after Viserys and Daemon's father died to press for the throne.
>I'm going to post the same images with the same text in every general thread even though no one responds to meCan someone explain the thought process of these anons?
>>221362228You will find out when HBO Presents Game of Thrones: Aegons Conquest: A House of The Dragon Tale (2028) hits theatres.
>>221359226Who has better genes? Blacks of Greens?
>>221361541There is literally nothing wrong with liking shiny keys jangling. It's kino. They also make interesting noises.
>>221361021Sip status?
>>221362270they're all dragonspawn
>>221362270greens
> I'm going to post the same images with the same text in every general thread even though no one responds to me
>>221362270lore accurate Alicent
>>221362280This, so much this. Let people turn their brain off and enjoy things!
>>221359348>could have used this time to flesh out literally any of the kids or relationships>>221359413Watch them add a baby randomly with no explanation, baby dies with no further reaction from his mother or grandmother
>>221362270the greens have hightower genes so its kind of a win by default
>>221362172> This was not apparent in the early years of Jaehaerys’s reign, for in Prince Aemon and Prince Baelon His Grace had the proverbial “heir and a spare,”>the realm been blessed with two more able princes. In 62 AC, at the age of seven, Aemon was formally anointed Prince of Dragonstone and heir to the Iron Throne.> But the stone began to crack in 92 AC, when Aemon, Prince of Dragonstone, was slain on Tarth by a Myrish crossbow bolt loosed at the man beside him. The king and queen mourned his loss, and the realm with them, but no man was more bereft than Prince Baelon, who went at once to Tarth and avenged his brother by driving the Myrmen into the sea. On his return to King’s Landing, Baelon was hailed as a hero by cheering throngs, and embraced by his father the king, who named him Prince of Dragonstone and heir to the Iron Throne. It was a popular decree. The smallfolk loved Baelon the Brave, and the lords of the realm saw him as his brother’s obvious successor.> But Prince Aemon had a child: his daughter, Rhaenys, born in 74 AC, had grown into a clever, capable, and beautiful young woman.>>221362200>letagain, keyword.it was his choice to delegate it to others. Viserys did not delegate it.>>221362232you tell him, anon!
>>221362326>it was his choice to delegate it to othersExactly, he didn't choose Viserys. Those others did.Hence why it's amusing.
>>221362326the council was about Viserys vs Laenor
We need a sitcom where all the Targaryen characters from the 3 shows live in a house together.
>>221361510And the sept explosion in season 6 is very cool too (thanks Ramin)But nah by that point things are just too far gone from the previous seasons for me, the few scenes that are interesting aren't worth seeing the restcurrently HOTD is right on the line between "too different" and "still cool setpieces" for me
>>221362311>>could have used this time to flesh out literally any of the kids or relationshipsAnon, this show is for women.
>>221362345> No fewer than fourteen claims were duly examined and considered by the lords assembled.
>>221362062bessie is not friends with them anymore
>>221362097Doesnt really matter, the treasure is well protected within casterly rock and the iron bank, rhanyra cant touch it
>>221362407A brutal mogging of that magnitude is bound to cause resentment
what a shitshow of a (((council)))>>221362345> The Great Council deliberated for thirteen days. The tenuous claims of nine lesser competitors were considered and discarded (one such, a hedge knight who put himself forward as a natural son of King Jaehaerys himself, was seized and imprisoned when the king exposed him as a liar). Archmaester Vaegon was ruled out on account of his vows and Princess Rhaenys and her daughter on account of their sex, leaving the two claimants with the most support: Viserys Targaryen, eldest son of Prince Baelon and Princess Alyssa, and Laenor Velaryon, the son of Princess Rhaenys and grandson of Prince Aemon. Viserys was the Old King’s grandson, Laenor his great-grandson. The principle of primogeniture favored Laenor, the principle of proximity Viserys. Viserys had also been the last Targaryen to ride Balerion…though after the death of the Black Dread in 94 AC he never mounted another dragon, whereas the boy Laenor had yet to take his first flight upon his young dragon, a splendid grey-and-white beast he named Seasmoke.> But Viserys’s claim derived from his father, Laenor’s from his mother, and most lords felt that the male line must take precedence over the female. Moreover, Viserys was a man of twenty-four, Laenor a boy of seven. For all these reasons, Laenor’s claim was generally regarded as the weaker, but the boy’s mother and father were such powerful and influential figures that it could not be dismissed entirely.
>>221362345>the council was about Viserys vs LaenorRhaenys becoming Queen was also put to the vote by the council, even Daemon's wife was.
>>221362447This, so much this.It was her turn.Why were the council such chuds?
>>221362447>the council is bad for choosing the wrong jew to rule them
>>221362447Another of the million fuck ups from the show is not conveying how angry Rhaenys and Corlys were and how scammed they felt after the council, and how that resentment grew after Viserys basically pushes aside their petitions to have more say in the running of the Realm specially since they're the richest family in the 7 Kingdoms and how that pushed them to ally themselves with fucking Daemon who felt the same way about Viserys.
>>221362515kek
Did Ramsay put it in her pooper?
>>221362591>ignoring rich cucksbased Viserys
>>221360331>Aegon's dick gets burned up in the show>Tyland gets tortured and gelded>Rodrick Greyjoy gets tortured and geldedman there's a lot of dick chopping in the Dance
>>221362469can you read?it says they wanted primogeniture then said Laenor's claim was from his mother completely ignoring his grandfather, the original claim holder.
>>221361705i literally live right down the street from here, please don't
>>221362663So based that it got his sons, daughters and almost all grandchildren killed in horrible ways.
>>221362695I can read, but you posted a blurb without pointing out what exactly was making you seethe, chud. Apparently you don't know how to make a point lmao.In any case, Rhaenys should have been queen.
>>221362326Racist ass old fart Jaehaerys didn't want a dark haired Targaryen on the throne. It was Rhaenys' turn.
>>221362653he scooped it out and slurped it up like ethan ralph
>>221362734>>221362739Gods, imagine a based BLACK-haired Targaryen QUEEN on the Iron Throne
>>221361850Maybe lynched by the mob after attempting to be a wet wipe apologist
>>221359226>Alicent's children are fucks up because she resents her obligations for having lived in a loveless marriage with an ugly husband>Rhaenyra's children are le wholesome because Rhaenyra has been whoring around her entire life and living a carefree lifeMoral of the story, let your daughter whore around, and your grandkids won't be fucks up like Alicent's.Deep.I guess it is extension of GRRM's ASOIAF theme of unhappy marriages resulting in fucked up kidsE.g.>Sweet Robin>Joffrey>Sam
>>221362131Odds on that they wont have a bloody benjicot casting/roll?
Y'all really showing your lack of media literacy in this thread. The Greens are meant to represent RepubliKKKans. The Blacks are sort of Kamala Harris with a bit of Hillary Clinton mixed in.
>>221362991>>221363040i'm starting to wonder if we're on the wrong side of history, bros
>Your children have their mothers hair>So I better accuse the Queen of adultryWhat a fucking retard.
>>221363128There was a better way to go about it.Just have him have a meeting with Stannis.
>>221360422>no nigga it was shitty since season 4.you mean the end of season 4 right? the 2 final episodes of the season were massive kino
>>221363128all his kids have their mothers hair
>>221363128>>221363146Adultery was one thing, but how the fuck did he make the leap to incest?
>>221363128The Strong boys had grandma Rhaenys' hair, is it wrong to accuse Rhaenyra of adultery?
>>221363246Honestly, there probably should be rumors about it.
>>221363128THE SEED IS STRONG
>>221363128If he had even an ounce of talent in politics, which he should have had considering he was a humongous fucking lord of a giant region with hundreds of thousands of vassals, he could have easily taken control of the situation.The hard-to-swallow pill is that the writing was mediocre as early as book 1 because George needed a fall guy to set the tone for the setting.
>>221363244Arya confirmed for not Catelyn's daughter
>>221363128>The seed is strong, Jon Arryn had cried on his deathbed, and so it was. All those bastards, all with hair as black as night.>when Tya Lannister wed Gowen Baratheon, third son of the reigning lord. Their only issue, an unnamed boy described in Malleon’s tome as a large and lusty lad born with a full head of black hair>Thirty years before that a male Lannister had taken a Baratheon maid to wife. She had given him three daughters and a son, each black-haired>No matter how far back Ned searched in the brittle yellowed pages, always he found the gold yielding before the coal
>>221363315Ned was a retard and was only the ruler because his brother (that people actually liked better) died.Makes perfect sense for him to be inept.
>>221363321Kek.
>>221363128Classic.
I'll post mine too.
>>221363246Been saying this for 15 years and I have been getting called an idiot the whole time.
>>221361086There's still hope if they do decide to do Maelor. A trailer had Halaena giving birth so that has be Maelor or it could be just a cope out flashback. Only time will tell
>>221362237>he posts for the (you)s
>>221363402>>221363408>>221363418>Arya pushed to the backMakes me laugh every time.
>>221361764Based. I'd do exactly what Tommen did if my mom killed my Skirkfu wife
You will never be a King. You have no penis, you have no Blackfyre, you have no mandate. You are a bpd woman groomed by your uncle and Bloodraven into a crude mockery of Targaryen exceptionalism.All the “loyalty” you get is two-faced and self-serving. Behind your back your subjects mock you. Your sons are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “council” laughs at your impotent attempts at bravado behind closed doors.The lords are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of Westerosi tradition have allowed lords to sniff out bitch nigga monarchs with incredible efficiency. Even female dragonriders who “slay” look overcompensating and impotent to the nobility. Your weak and feeble body is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get one of your dykey sex trafficked handmaidens to kiss your ass, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your incredibly retarded foidbrained political decisions.You will never be respected. You wrench out a fake smirk every single morning and tell yourself you're the rightful heir to the Seven Kingdoms, but deep inside you feel the neuroticism creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your reign under the torrential downpour of a thousand thousand woman moments.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll give up your crown, abdicate the throne, flee to Dragonstone, and get eaten by Sunfyre. Your sons will find your bones in dragonshit, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with their incompetent mother who brought their entire dynasty to ruin and killed every one of their dragons. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real title, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a female usurper is buried there. Your bones will crumble and the dragonshit will fertilize the earth, and all that will remain of your legacy is a footnote in Westerosi history that is unmistakably a Princess.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>221362270Blacks are full of ugly people except rhaenyra. I like Matt smith too but he’s hideous as it’s gone on.
>>221363512>You have no penis, you have no Blackfyre, you have no mandate.Well that also applies to Aegon as well no lmao
>>221363525>exceptlol
>>2213632741. Yes. People died doing that in front of Viserys2. Her kids not being half nigger made it obvious in the show. In the book, its still obvious to many, but there is some level of plausible deniablity. Viserys mentions that there a black haired Targ once before or something.
I would have fucked Arya as early as season 2. No guilt whatsoever. That ass was nice.
>>221363315Ned wasn't ruling the North all that well. That Nights Watch, which is the entire point of the Starks, was undermanned and underfunded. Rooth Bolton was ready take his head first shot he got. House Dustin, one of the biggest houses in the North, hated Ned. His overzealous enforcement ofnlaws had pissed off the Mountain Clans. It wasn't like the North was fracturing, but cracks were definitely appearing.
>>221363128>>221363246Lord Aryns death being discovered as a murder and tracking his final movements as and investigation into Roberts bastards alongside the hair theory matching up with the rumors of lanister incest, quite simple really
>>221363341Its retard logic. All it would mean is that Robert carried a recessive blonde gene that either those other Baratheons didn't have, or their kids just didn't roll blonde in the dice roll. Its fine to be suspicious, but he should tried to catch Cersei in the act or something first. Or just quietly had Jaime reassigned to somewhere else for awhile. They could have sent Tommen off to be a Ward somewhere and sent Jaime went with him as pre-text.
>>221363601Is this bait?>Ned wasn't ruling the North all that well.He was, hence the fanatical loyalty to him long after his death.>That Nights Watch, which is the entire point of the Starks, was undermanned and underfunded. It's an institution independent of the Starks and long supported by all the kingdoms of Westeros. It was on a downward slump because of the Targaryens.>Rooth Bolton was ready take his head first shot he got. Bolton gonna Bolton.>House Dustin, one of the biggest houses in the North, hated Ned. Irrelevant to his ruling.>His overzealous enforcement ofnlaws had pissed off the Mountain Clans.No it hadn't, they lined up by the thousands to fight in his memory and free his daughter.
>>221363601>ofnlawsPhone posters like you deserve the axe.
>>221359842luke is icsh
>>221359349What do you mean?How have they gotten us to hate him?
>>221360932mfw
>>221360422>they only started complaining about GOT after the series ended, because they didn't like how their KWEEN KHALEESI went mad (no shit really?), that's literally their only complaint.Retarded take. Everyone hates s8 because it didn't stick the landing and shoe horts so many things.s8 is hated because its the most rushed bullshit ever to hit television. The long night lasted a day. Bran is a crippled retard with really no showing of power when he should be like an eldlish God.So many things are wrong with it.
>>221363246Known rumors of incest amongst the lannister brother and sister.The murdered kings guard captain + the hair ancestry.Pretty obvious connections
>>221363839If dany won they would forgive all that because they got their way and call it kino
Apologize.
>>221363884I think people were already bitching a ton after the stuff in winterfell desu. Incredibly disappointing with Arya. It’s clear people wanted Jon to do something. The kings landing stuff was like the final dagger tho.
>>221363878>Known rumors of incest amongst the lannister brother and sister.There are none in AGOT. Absolutely none.>The murdered kings guard captain Who?>the hair ancestry.Just means the father is blonde, not that it's a sibling.
Why’d they turn Hugh hammer Reddit
>>221363244Edmure is so based.
>>221363909Nothing to apologize for. HotD will continue shitting the bed, GRRM will die without finishing Winds, and people will come around on DnD and season 8, warts and all.
>only attractive male character>killed off on episode 1why live
>>221364168
>>221359226is this pic AI? I haven't been on the loop for years
>>221363647>Robert carried a recessive blonde gene that he inherited from all those people who didn't have any recessive blonde genelol?
>>221363659The North having a fanatical loyalty to the Starks is a myth. The Vale Lords have an actual fanatical loyalty to the Arryns.
>>221364215it's obviously AI to anyone with eyes
>>221364188oscar tully? the icsh bracken twink?
>>221364283I can't tell anymore, only asked cause the kid's eyes look dead
>>221364307What the fuck is "icsh" supposed to mean? The opposite of "unc"?
>>221364215AI is never obvious for me but the right shoulder of the dude has unnatural angles so it looks like someone photoshopped him very quick and dirty
>>221364168>>221364188
>>221363601the warden of the north has no say over the affairs of the night's watch. he doesnt even has say over the gift
>>221364168damn that is not a good photo of him.
>>221364168He looks like a homosexual.
>>221364346
What a travesty. They need to treat Rhaenyra better than this.
>>221364236Don't really see that. When Jon Arryn raised his banners against the Mad King, some Vale Lords remained loyal to the Targaryens.When House Arryn supported the Red Dragon, some Vale Lords supported the Black.Not to mention the Vale civil wars. The North demonstrates a lot more loyalty to the Starks, with Roose Bolton being a notable exception.
POPPA BEAR!
Should I watch the dunk and egg show
>>221364498HOTD all you need.
>>221364498Best ASOIAF content in a decade.
Will we see raymun fossaways ancestor in season 3
>>221364498I would save it as a palate cleanser after this shit show season is done
>>221364461Rhaenyra can't afford such expensive frivolities, please understand
Why was A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms so much better than House of the Dragon?
For me it's Haleana Daemon and Sheepstealer
>>221364498yes, its great, very wholesome and funny
>>221364498it's quite cozy
>>221362270Neither since the greens are also inbred now
>>221364933Simple story with likable characters.Plus Dunk & Egg are both easy characters to root for.
>That night Daario had her every way a man can have a woman, and she gave herself to him willingly. The last time, as the sun was coming up, she used her mouth to make him hard again, as Doreah had taught her long ago, then rode him so wildly that his wound began to bleed again, and for one sweet heartbeat she could not tell whether he was inside of her, or her inside of him.
>>221363647>All it would mean is that Robert carried a recessive blonde gene that either those other Baratheons didn't have, or their kids just didn't roll blonde in the dice roll.Are you going to blame a character living in a medieval era for not having access to modern technology?
>>221365273what a little porker
>>221364188
>>221364498save it for a rainy weekend when you need some comfy kino
>>221364933>>221365080no dragons
>>221359859Based Reddit Chad
twinks
>>221359348>Bran/Bloodraven/Whoeverthefuck is in the line of seers flying over and birdgooningBased. Should have birdsplooged on her face.
I don’t get this fascination with wanting a female ruler. Like women are trash leaders.
I do not care for the Dornish. That is all.
You are conquered.
>>221360422the fact they started cutting out most of the magical stuff as early as season 2 was a red flag. And ruining Robb's character, white washing Catelyn, etc. Retards defending those choices just made D&D more arrogant to the point they started skipping/ignoring source material that did exist. When they ran out of that it obviously went completely off the rails>>221361110>sail all the way around Westeros, a trip that would take probably 2 or more months>retreat because some shirtless retard with some knives is too stronkthe hacks wanted to create Joffrey 2.0 for the audience to hate even if it made no sense
>>221361510battle of the bastards is one of the worst episodes in the series, the fact it's so highly rated is why retarded show watchers deserved the dog shit ending they got. The entire battle requires the viewer to be mentally retarded, it's pinnacle of everything wrong with later season GOT>>221364236they were the only kingdom not to have any Targ loyalists during the rebellion. Jon Arryn and Hoster tully had ruled for decades and they had to put down half their own vassals. There is objectively no other Great House that comes close in terms of loyalty. Even at their lowest the only house that went against them were the Boltons with help from Freys and Lannisters. Every other Northern house is plotting to put any Stark they can find back in Winterfell
With how stupid all the women in this show are written you’d think the show runner is some misogynist who hates their mother, but no they genuinely think they’re writing good female characters.
>>221359359>bookography
>>221364933It knew what it was and wasn't ashamed of it.
>>221365807> were the BoltonsWith how many times they rebelled against the Starks I honestly wonder why they were kept alive. Like even Stark cadet houses like the Greystarks were all put to the sword when they joined the Bolton’s in rebellion, but why did the Kings of Winter insist on keeping these treacherous flaying fucks around?
is this show still going or is it still stuck in purgatory hell
>>221361510>Battle of the BastardsSansa choosing not to tell Jon about the Vale Knights directly causing the needless death of countless Northmen was certainly a choice.
>>221365909useful for intimidating Andal fucks I guess, Starks let them flay enough Vale sissies to make tents out of them at one point. They were basically the Starks version of the Cleganes. At the time of the main series they hadn't rebelled for over 1000 years, Robb's retardation is the only reason Roose even dared to try. Robb isn't hated enough desu, he's a fucking clown
>>221365938>not giving the giant a weapon, shield, or any real form of armor despite it being your greatest asset>essentially no northern houses helping the Starks, apparently fine with being ruled by the Boltons who also killed members of their own families>Sansa not telling Jon about the Vale army>Jon not having scouts who would have spotted the massive army arriving>Boltons not being informed about the army traveling for weeks across the North>Jon not dying instantly after his retarded chargethe entire premise of the battle is peak retardation, somehow nobody is aware of a massive army that is within a few miles of Winterfell
>>221365909While considering how fucked the timeline is the only times the Bolton's outright rebelled were with the Greystarks thousands of years ago then once more hundreds of years ago.So in the unspecified centuries since the Bolton's have been doing fuck all to provoke the Starks outside of sitting in the corner looking as evil as possible.You can't just wipe out an entire house just for being evil in general, they have to do something to earn it. From what we've been told they've been nothing but loyal for the last couple centuries.
I wish Helaena had her own show, House of Heleana if you will
>>221365965>sistermen >andalsWat
>He found himself thinking of Robert more and more. He saw the king as he had been in the flower of his youth, tall and handsome, his great antlered helm on his head, his warhammer in hand, sitting his horse like a horned god. He heard his laughter in the dark, saw his eyes, blue and clear as mountain lakes.he was gay, Ned Stark?
I had completely forgotten that the season started last Sunday, so the premiere caught me off guard, and I didn't have time to buy any beer or snacks before watching the episode.Do you guys think the next episode will be worth watching with beer and snacks? I mean, do you think it's going to have its fair share of action scenes, or is it going to be more of a slow, filler episode?
>>221366247kill yourself tranny
>>221366252If you trust the leaks it's going to be mostly filler. Maybe the aftermath of a battle and couple characters are going to mopey due to what happened in the premiere.
>>221363735season 1 bran is icsh
Daemon was super gay for his brother methinks.
>>221366339Thank you for reminding me to filter "icsh" after setting up my new PC today you pedophile faggot piece of subhuman garbage. I appreciate it. Also kill yourself.
>>221366247Robert’s incredible deep love for Lyanna makes sense when you realize he thought of her as a female Ned.
>>221366252>>221366328Isn't next episode the fall of King's Landing and Rhaenyra taking the throne? It probably won't be a blowout battle episode but I'm sure Daemon will get some swordfighting and there's be big character moments. Remember, this sunday's episode is the REAL finale for season 2
>>221366390>robert in denial about being gay and overcompensating with whores, closest thing to genuine love for a woman is his ideal of the female version of Ned>stannis is asexual at best>renly is a flaming homowhat's in the water at Storm's End?
>>221366356>Valyrian supremacist>wields Dark Sister>wants to be by his brothers side >doesn’t want the throne itself, nor to be Hand and it’s responsibility Daemon wishes he was Visenya and to be Viserys true Targ queen.
>>221366328Well, at least I hope we get to see some cool CGI dragons. I've seen worse reasons to drink.
>>221366423So last week's episode was basically like those big Episode 9s from GOT, and this week's is more like an episode 10 that serves as the season's epilogue?
>>221366423I think the fall of Kingslanding will happen in episode 3.From the trailers & leaks we still have to see Daemon's meeting with the Riverlords with Jason Lannister head on a spike. Corys seeing what remains of High Tide after it got sacked, Baela yelling at Rhaena and Aemond taking Harrenhal. Unless they decide to do a parallel of Aemond taking Harrenhal while Daemon takes Kingslanding.The taking of Kingslanding would have been a hell of a premiere if they hadn't held back the last 2 eps of last season.
>>221366498this episode was supposed to cap off last season apparently, but due to writer's strike and other shit they had to cut down on the number of episodes so it got moved to this season which probably fucks up the pacing
>>221366442There was a whole scene where Daemon flipped his shit because Viserys never asked him to be Hand.
>>221364461she tore her pretty clothes
>>221364498it's better than hotd>>221364933not as shit. pulled back a bit on sjwshit. just a little bit.
>>221366531So there's still hope that this week's episode will deliver everything they originally had planned for a strong season premiere.
So Corlys' brother Vaemond can just get beheaded for challenging the Queen's children's heritage? He doesn't get a trial by combat or anything honorable? Just head sliced from behind and everyone including his brother is cool with it? How could someone like Ned ever think he would be safe from calling royal children bastards with that sort of precedent?
I MAY APPEAR TO HAVE THE WEAK AND FEEBLE BODY OF AN INCEL BUT I POSSESS THE HEART AND SPIRIT OF /tv/
>>221366778almost like the show runners and writers are fucking retarded
>>221359608>supports a pretender GRRM himself thought rhaenyra was the pretender, tho
>>221365273the >i command you to fuck me part is the best. why do you not post it?
>>221359608
>>221360728Rhaena's getting the Nettles treatment, so Rhaeyra is going to order her death eventually likely after finding out the part she played in Jace's demise. Baela will probably lie to protect Rhaenea after the Gullet but Daemon will find out and some rando solider or Triarchy prisoner will tell Rhaeyrna the truth.
Here's your Nettles, bro. Sorry about the mixup.
>muh NettlesI dont get the whole "ooh she shows you dont need magic dragonrider blood to tame a dragon!" thing people say about her.Like she lives on Dragonstone right? at this point pretty much every peasant on that rock has some dragonseed blood from the Targs fuckin around there for 100 years before Aegon decided to conquer Westeros.
bear poppa ...
>>221367615who says that? I swear to god I'm so glad I don't follow mass fandoms anymore specially regarding ASOIAF anymoreit seems the collective IQ of everything has been more than halved in the past 20 yearsis it because of browns having internet access ?
