What do you wish for?
>>221361595I wish that nothing bad ever happens to me or my loved ones :^)
>>221361595There's nothing I want desuA new set of lungs maybe? I got pulmonary fibrosis
>>221361595Self-confidence
>>221361595for everyone's dick to fall off except mine
>>221361595Sydney Sweeney to become obsession with me
>>221361651Okay Granted, you and your family are frozen in time forever>>221361654Okay granted, you get your new lungs mailed to you and your old ones are removed, good luck>>221361655Okay granted, you have delusional confidence, you think you can fly
>>221361595To be a pretty woman.
>>221361595Go away
>>221361981There must be something you want
>>221361595>What do you wish for?I wish that the events which led to you being set free never happened.
>>221361951Granted, you're now 90 years old
>>221362043-ACK
>>221361595I wish for my one and a half hours back.
>>221362018Yeah. For you to go away.
>>221361595I wish I was a little bit taller
>>221362105>Yeah. For you to go away.*teleports you into space or inside an active volcano*
>>221361595I wish that the guy who played you was in more movies and TV shows.
>>221362118>I wish I was a little bit taller*turns you into a midget and then makes you just a bit taller*
>>221362171kek
>>221361595I wish Hollywood would have interest in adapting my favorite comics and sci fiohwaitnevermind
>>221361595I wish for a big dick that would put any other man to shame!WAIT NOT THAT BIG AAAHHH!!
>>221361595I wish that diseases and sickness no longer existed and people could only die via physical violence towards each other.
>>221362642World peace breaks out as humanity comes together to bully you for eternity
>>221362922If that's the price for not having to feel existential rage and sorrow when I have to see a St. Jude commercial, then so be it
>>221361595Big fan, loved it when you made that dude's lawyer go fuck himself.
>>221362045>Granted, you're now 90 years oldThats not what a pretty woman is. You didnt grant it at all.
>>221361595I wish you had a better career
I wish I was reading a better thread.
>>221361595Death
>>221364028Granted. >Every time you try to join an MM game the server dies.
>>221363624Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, anon.
I just want the funk back, some horns maybe
I wish that no matter how much water I drink, I never have to pee during the night, so I can get a full night sleep. And I don't mean that I simply sleep through my peeing the bed. I mean even though I have totally normal kidney function, they don't go into overdrive and make me take a wicked 3am pee every night.
>>221362416t. biggus dickus
>>221361595PINGAS
>>221361595My contract law specialist Nadav Schwartz will negotiate a wish with you to my satisfactionYou really think you can get one over him?
>>221361595Can we be friends?
>>221364399>Wishmaster is confronted by someone more evil than himKino.
>More monkey-paw bullshitNope, not gonna wish for anything from that guy.
>>221364096No, it isnt. An old woman is objectionally not a pretty woman.
>>221364550The protagonists always just wish for the inciting incident that freed him never happened. EZ
the fourth one was kino too
I wish you'd get lost
>>221361595I wish (you) would go fuck yourself
>>221361595I wish for you to embrace the Lord and Jesus as your saviour
One poorly written monkey's paw please.
>>221365863*embraces himself as the lord and gets a taco from jesus food truck*
>>221365792>I wish (you) would go fuck yourself*merges your body with his like siamese twins so that everytime he dicks his own asshole he is dicking yours too.
>>221365702>I wish you'd get lost*he gets lost inside of you like a fucked up parasite, makes you shit out blood and die*
>>221364399They would end up falling for each other and he’d quit working for you.
>>221361711>Sydney Sweeney to become obsession with me*She becomes a crazy bitch always trying to give you a rim job and peg you in the asshole with a huge strap on dildo. She cuts off your dick and forces you to eat it through your mouth and asshole if you say no.*
>>221361677>for everyone's dick to fall off except mine*You get buried alive in everyone's runaway cocks like the ultimate faggot.*
>>221366819>She becomes a crazy bitch always trying to give you a rim job and peg you in the asshole with a huge strap on dildo. She cuts off your dick and forces you to eat it through your mouth and asshole if you say noBut i would love that so i would never say no. This is literally a win win scenario with zero downsides, anon.
>>221361595I wish for the destruction of Israel and the eradication of all jewish people and their dna.
>>221361595>>221357622a medal for Uwe Boll.
>>221361951*You become the opposite troon/tranny. Instead of MtF, you are a FtM troon. Instead of being a woman stuck inside a man's body, you become a heteronormative man stuck inside a woman's body. You have a deep voice. Like the girl on The Venture Bros. You suffer being a mentally straight man with a pretty woman's body that has no desire at all to get dicked in the holes.*
>>221366998tl;dr
>>221366939Alright, then I guess she becomes so obsessed with you she just outright kills you after she is done pegging you in the asshole with a comically large strap on dildo so that she can peg your dead body later and guarantee that she has exclusive rights to your body.
>>221361595I wish for infinite wishes
>>221362233He can simply turn anon into a midget. This was, he indeed *was* taller.
>>221367086*This way
>>221361595Sneeds Feed and Seed in my little town
>>221361595He would have won if he properly granted three wishes to whoever released him before fucking other people over in comically evil ways.
>>221367048>tl;drPicrel, but a straight dude mentally. I guess it wouldn't be that bad, because you would still be a hot chick that could have lesbian sex if you wanted. I guess you get gangraped and murdered by a pack of hindoos demanding you show them bobs and vegene and your suffering is increased by being a straight man mentally.INB4 strange tranny faggot that fingers its asshole with its cut off penis saying it was an upgrade. I don't fucking know, help me out here, come up with shit, make it work.
>>221361595I wish that heh *adjust glasses* YOU were mortal! *unsheathes katana* You had it coming, wish bitch... *SLICE* Sorry ‘bout the mess ladies, *tips penis*
>>221367129The sneeds feed on your seed and destroy your little town.
>>221367082>I wish for infinite wishesYou have freed the djinn and now you are stuck in the lamp.
>>221361595$50 million.
>>221361595I wish you turn into a girl and fall in love with me, thus shielding me from any further ill intent of your shenanigans because it would now upset you to see me harmed
>>221367189>I wish that heh *adjust glasses* YOU were mortal! *unsheathes katana* You had it coming, wish bitch... *SLICE* Sorry ‘bout the mess ladies, *tips penis*He trades bodies with you and you become the djinn trapped forever in the lamp.
>>221367309>$50 million.The $50 million is a mimic that eats you.
>>221367383>I wish you turn into a girl and fall in love with me, thus shielding me from any further ill intent of your shenanigans because it would now upset you to see me harmedHe becomes a super powered little girl that traps you in solitary confinement until you die. You are shielded from practically everything and die slowly and painfully locking inside a dungeon for the rest of your days by an obsessed little girl with super powers.
>>221361763>>221361595Looks like the face edgy teenagers make to try and be intimidating.
>>221367536oh no...
These are so fucking shit>I wish 4chan stopped existing>"OK but a meteorite will kill you tomorrow lol"
