Why did Halo fail?
>this is a white man
>>221361924Maybe in London.
ehs a pretty cool guy
>>221361628that wasnt halo. it was goyslop with a halo facade
>>221361628he is hideous to look at and the plot / power scaling was stupid
looks arab
>>221362335I like my spartans bishounen as shit
>>221361942t. Pakora Pakora
Not enough Kai-125.
>>221361628schlomo halostein is not master chief and having him depressed mopey faggot and fucking some covenant woman is not halo. some jew stapled halo property to a screenplay he had in his drawer from his nephew avie shekelberg hes been trying to get made for a decade and cashed the check.
>>221361628juice
>>221362355that would have been better than whatever freak that thing isobviously no face is superior
>>221361628because it was not halo
>>221361628>Make entire show about a magic commie happa dyke
It's a shitty ass show made by shitty ass people about a shitty ass man showing his literal shitty ass that has nothing to do with Halo except a few memberberry names, references and props.
>>221361628other than a few cool battle scenes, it had nothing going for it, i was anticipating the fall of reach would be cool but they couldn't even get that right, made it all about some blind black homo. sucks they didn't make it to the halo until it was cancelled.
>>221361628Because the plot felt like an ai generated fanfic with nothing really relevant to the story but names, it made 343i writing look goodBungie and the anime anthology were better
>>221361628Because they took a franchise white men loved and intentionally turned it into a jewish humiliation ritual, complete with cuckoldry, gay sex scenes etc.
>>221362496>ThisThe only things that have ever been Halo were the Halo games made by Bungie. Everything else with the Halo title is not Halo, including this terrible tv show.
>>221362664The Fall of Reach was the Haloest.
>>221362713>muh white victim complexSettle down, tubby, Halo was generally liked everywhere, not just your trailer park.
>>221361628They totally ignored everything Halo
>>221362662>>221362713>>221362807Yes Ivan we know this is another pol raid thread.
>>221362713Anon watching halofags cry about how bad a show is that is just as bad as every non-halofag views halo has been utter catharsis.
>>221362832rent free
>>221362832Why are you trannies so obsessed with pol? lolIt was just a shit show, that's it
>>221361628Halo was created back when games ripped off movies. Halo is Aliens and Starship Troopers the game. I remember one Call of Duty game was basically Enemy at the Gates and Modern Warfare 2 is a rip off of The Rock. The list goes on.
>>221362458you forgot the worst sinhiring this bitch who destroyed Halo's narrative identity in 2012 to oversee the story and writing of this television disaster
>>221362600covenant lady had a nice butt at leat
>>221361628>>221362600>Master Cheeks
>>221363861>covenant ladyhow is a human in the covenant?
>>221361628Flippant and bizarrely proud disregard of the source material and chief removing his helmet. Also the weird cucking of Cortana.
>First episode 5 minutes in Master Cheeks takes off his helmet>They turn him into a kind of incel autismo>Apparently they are installed with emotional dampner chips and figure out how to remove them>immediately all fuck each other>aliens where>Halo whereAll I want is 10ft tall mystery super soldiers blowing religious zealot aliens apart. Is it too much to ask?
>>221363897b/c this is a failed sci-fi script with the halo name stamped on, she should have been a sangheili
>>221363861>covenant ladyWat
>>221363897you don't recognize the arbiter?
halo and half life are still just a sanitized and grounded version of doomneither of those words are intended as complimentsyou can't tell a compelling story when the entire setting is just 'tough man kill megabads, grrr'
