>L’Amant Double features a close-up shot of its protagonist’s vagina spread open by a speculum.>Just to add even more awkwardness to this already uncomfortable imagery, the shot appears early in the movie, and Cannes’ audiences saw the film on an IMAX screen. Just imagine that for a second. Imagine starting a movie only to see a vagina projected by the highest grade of theatrical technology available, each inch of the sex organ magnified by feet. But then it got better.https://decider.com/2017/05/26/nude-scene-at-cannes-2017-inspires-applause/
>>221362217I will watch your movie now.
>>221362217>spread open by a speculum.so brave...
>daddy I'm acting
I love short haired French women so much
>Christ I'm sinning
>>221362217how did it get better? did they serve cake and ice cream?
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
>>221362217Millennial and Gen-Z dudes cry and vomit during that part of the film.
>>221362752The French find this erotic?
>>221362217MWWWAHAAAA
>infectionOh fuck no, fuck off.
>>221362796Apparently. As the doctor removes the speculum, the vagina fades to the actress' eye with a tear coming out.
>>221362796honhonhon oui!
>>221362217This misses the best part. I just watched the scene and it makes the waterfall edit from Blonde look mundane.As the speculem exits the vagina, the shape of the vag fades/morphs into her eye
Why are they like this?
>>221362910Fuck I love French people so much
>>221362910Did you keep going? I stopped as soon as I saw those sad little tits.
>>221362910is the vag shot sideways or is the eye? that sounds like it would look ridiculous either way
>>221363140The eye is on its side. It's a surprisingly very smooth transition
>>221363140The eye.
>>221362217Oh noes a vagina!
>>221362217>>221362312
>>221362217Is it glistening with her juices? Is her clit swollen? How pink is it? I just want to know before I go in.
>>221362752I was with you right up until it was an infected vagina.
>>221362217she fucks a dude with a strap-on dildo later in the movie btwjust fr*nch things
>>221362217gib shorthair gf
>>221364291
>Chloé, a dowdy museum attendant suffering depression and abdominal pain, consults a gynaecologist. She is told that no physical cause can be found and what she needs is a psychiatrist. She consults Paul, under whose sympathetic care she smartens up her appearance and reacts more warmly to people. In fact they have fallen in love, and they move into an apartment together. Unpacking things, she finds that Paul has changed his name and hidden his family details from her.>In the street she sees Paul's double who, she discovers, is a psychiatrist named Louis. Booking a session with him, he is aggressive and she leaves. Next time, he virtually rapes her and after that she returns for more. It emerges that the violent Louis is the estranged twin of the gentle Paul. Louis tries to run her down in the parking garage after following her from Sandra's house. He has left a heart as a present for her, claiming it to be from his cat. (It's not) When Chloé's pain increases dramatically, she is taken to hospital and undergoes surgery. It is found that she was carrying her unborn sister, a parasitic twin, in her womb.Cronenbergian
>>221362217>vile attention seeking trash is art
>>221362217Oh no a vagina! save me jesus!!!
>>221364391
>>221363254I bet it's a little red and swollen from repeated takes>>221363435It's only acting infected
Pube status?
If you think that's a crazy thing to see closeup at a film festival, don't look up the brazilian movie 'Eu Me Lembro"
>>221364508This, but unironically.
>>221364624>Bидeo Eu.Me.Lembro - (2005) | OK.RU>m.ok.ru qrd?
>>221364545What if there are continuity errors where it's normal in one shot and swollen and distended in the next.
>>221364714An ugly black woman let's a 13 year old touch her breast then she fondles his penis and sucks it. You can't see her sucking it though.
>>221364624>In the movie there is a controversial scene in which Guiga witnesses his brother Zeca in a sexual interaction with Helena, the house maid, as he's sucking her breast, being masturbated and receiving oral sex from her. The scene is explicit and shows Tânia Tôko, who played Helena, stroking the boy's penis for real. In 2008 Tôko talked about that scene: "I already showed my breast and had sex with a 13 year old boy in the film "Eu Me Lembro'. It was good to have done it, at the time it was controversial. I like that".What the fuck is wrong with third worlders?
>>221364940>>221364714You forgot a few things: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492967/parentalguide/
>>221362752>not a male doctor with a male nurse helping
>>221362217I hate French "cinema" so much. Literally all it is just trying to be shocking or provocative for provocation's sake, and the French have deluded themselves into thinking that is art.You could show two people explicitly fucking in the street of a ghetto while a narrator whines about the pointlessness of life and how sad the loss of innocence is, and the French would hail it as a masterpiece.
>>221365120There's something childish about it, and yet....
>>221364427
>>221362910this is the real Disclosure Day
>>221365053Jesus Christ, I haven't even finished reading it all, but this made me laugh:>A teen girl lifts up her skirt, lowers her panties and bends forward in front of 2 young boys. She spreads her buttocks open as the boys lean in to look and react saying "gross, why is it hairy." Embarrassed, the teen promptly pulls up her underwear.
>>221364940Cool it with the racism
>>221365416Yeah, I love a good laugh. Timestamp?
>>221362752>go swimming in reservoir with gf>grab and hold her from behind>stick it in anon>explain it's not a good idea while fully erect >comply with her request anyway>next day she says tummy hort>drive her to her twat docI haven't seen whatever slop this is but I can assure the character brought this on herself.
>>221365565I don't fucking know, dummy. There's no way I'm watching that shit. I was simply posting text from the imdb parental guide.
>>221364427>he virtually rapes her and after that she returns for more
>>221365959>he virtually rapes her and after that she returns for more
>>221364427>virtuallyDid they mean to say digitally?
>>221365028>Not streaming on TubiFuck.
>>221362752what the fuck is wrong with people who make films like this>OHHH LOOK HOW DEPRESSING AND DRAB AND STERILE THIS CLINIC IS I HAVE TO SPREAD MY LEGS OHHH LIFE IS SUFFERING PROBABLY CAPITALISM AND PATRIARCHY DID THIS TO US OR SOMETHING SO ANYWAYS HERE'S MY VAGINA DO YOU FEEL CHALLENGED YETendless recursive fart huffing
>>221362217Gay niggas probably had epileptic fits during this scene
>>221362217Nastassja Kinski X Juliette Binoche type cutie. I like.
Cute!
>>221365731What in the actual fuck are you talking about? I've fucked plenty of women from my teens up until about around two weeks ago in ponds, pools, jaccuzis, and while tubing down a river. What does you being fully erect have to do with it being a bad idea and what type of shitwater were you swimming in? You one of those hues that have the fish that fly up your cocks and cunts or something?
>>221365028>>221365416There is also a scene where an older teen and a really young boy walk out of some pile of yurofilth and rocks and the young boy is rubbing his asshole because the older one assraped him and it hurts and it's supposed to be totally cool and hilarious. I truly hope all of these people involved in making this garbage die.
So, uh... You gonna fucking post it or what m8?
>>221367560Those chairs look comfy.
>>221364624>A young boy lays in bed next to two adults having sex. Both adults reach over and feel the young boy's penis through the sheet. We see an 11 year old boy masturbate twice in a row, once on his bed fully clothed and next in the shower. First time his erect penis is fully shown after he let goes of it upon climax, as it pans up to his face, it twitches once. The second time only his shaft and scrotum is visible as it pans up his naked body.Can't decide between death penalty or prolonged torture followed by death penalty.
>>221367764
>>221367774Kill yourself third worlder or tranny or pedo or other form of mentally fucked up chomo subhuman or all or most of the above.
>>221362217>mfw
>>221365120Anon, after I found out the stuff in brazilian movies I really couldn't care less about the french
>>221367774This guy loves gay cp
>>221364427what
>>221368200Just because Brazilian movies are worse doesn't forgive the French. In fact all cinema outside of the US, Australia, England, and Japan should be ignored.
>>221362217It was apparently a body double.
>>221362217Someone post the webm with her begging the guy
>>221362217>fully shavedstood up and walked away from my computer screen in disgust
>>221368924>Cohen media groupHMMMM
>when the coomer writes the parents guide
>>221362217Are people still pretending to find the vagina(and women) mysterious in the current year +11?
>>221364511Just think Ellen Paige could have easily gone this route instead of butchering herself and going on hormones
>>221368977Big breasts would be inappropriate for a young audience.
>>221368977>Jérémie Renier
>>221369071>We then see the massive robotic cock with realistic nerves connecting to the remnants of the cock that was cut off during his accident and are now connected to his actual nerves, because he has capeshit money, giving him an 18 inch long and 8 inch in circumference turbocock with realistic skin>It is terrifying, but majestic>Rated PG-13
>>221362217>be frog eater>get told they have an stdAlways nice when a movie goes for versimilitude
As if I needed a reason to hate thirdies and the worst of yuroslime even more here comes this thread. Sickening.
>>221369605
>>221362275>>221362796>>221362837>>221362938>>221364264>>221365120>>221369372>>221369605>muh french It's based on a book by Joyce Carol Oates, retards
>>221369605>Sickening, he said, before going back to watching hardcore porn on an anonymous internet board
>>221362217>>221362910>>221363140>look it up>the shot is actually fucking tasteful and masterfully done You guys deserve your late stage capitalism shit show over there
>>221369870It's by Francois Ozon. Duh
>>221363140
>>221369787Yes, a feminazi whore who spent most of her life in France learning from other feminazi whores and is used as a mouthpiece for current year feminazi whores, and who got rekt by Norm MacDonald. Also partially responsible for the most retarded shit ever put to page and screen that is followed by the most retarded cunts on the planet: The Handmaid's Tale. She was one of the dykes working with Atwood during that time, absolutely disgusting die alone and unloved cat lady tier.>>221369807No. Kill yourself.
>>221369787>a woman having to choose between the man she loves and the man who fucks her like an animalOf course it was written by a hole.
>>221362217>seeing a real vagina made people uncomfortableReally shows what kind of faggots are attending cannes.
>>221370195>Kill yourself, said the hypocrite, on the degenerate image board he frequented
Just post it already you faggots and get it over with
>>221362752I am going in to see the doctor for a possible uti. I pissed blood the other day and it burned.
>>221370195Yeah you sure sound like you have your shit together, buddy. The movie is by Francois Ozon although I doubt you've even heard his name before. What do you have to show for yourself?
>>221362217Was it actually her vagina or just a prothestic or something?
>>221362217Typical french contribution to the arts
>muh vaginat. average female "artist"
so is someone gonna post it or what?
>>221369787I'm not criticising the content, I'm criticising the execution fuckwit. You can shoot the scene without actually having to film and project a close-up of a vagina spread open on a giant screen. The only reason to do that, and the reason the French always do shit like that, is because it's supposed to shocking and vulgar and "provocative" because the French are incapable of understanding that just because you've elicited a reaction from your audience, it doesn't mean you've created something of value. You could show someone getting kicked in the nuts, or surprise the audience by showing shovel dog and get a reaction, that doesn't mean you've created "art." They've been doing this kind of shit for decades, look at the eye slicing scene in Un Chien Andalou, at least that had the decency to fake it with the eye of a dead cow instead of actually slicing open an actress, but if the intent is still there, shock value.
>>221369605Are murricans, still pretending their leaders arent paedophiles?
>>221371395Frenchfag here. We just want to see cool coomer stuff. Not basic coomer stuff like average pornslop, we want advanced coomerstuff that stays with us.
>>221362217>Just imagine that for a second. Imagine starting a movie only to see a vagina projected by the highest grade of theatrical technology available
>>221365120Did you watch it? The director also basially pulled a French Cronenberg with this whole movie and story so maybe you should calm your tits
>>221370272You're fine, cancel your appointment
>>221367578>moron is confused about something completely obviousS, M.S.C.
>>221371471Computer, render celery man in 3d.
>>221364427>It is found that she was carrying her unborn sister, a parasitic twin, in her womb.I didn't want to be reminded that this is an actual thing.
>>221365120okay Clav
>>221362217https m.ok.ru/video/1336599251654But how do we know its her actual pussy? It could be just a generic pussyoscopy footage.
>>221371464Then present eroticism in an attractive manner rather than harsh and cynical visual language that confronts the viewer. Present beauty as beauty instead of constantly trying to find beauty and meaning in ugliness. It's not clever, it's not deep, and is probably a big part of why France is such a shithole.
>>221371610We don't prioritise the same things. You want "beauty" (in labia? lmao), we want something more thrilling.
>>221371590it's been confirmed it was a body double
>>221371590if you don't see her face it's not herMaybe the real puzi model is in the credits lmao
>>221362217Why is that guy wearing a bra?
>>221362217well they certainly couldn't use tits
Eroticism was better when everything was shot on film. I've been jerking off to old erotic/porn magazines - stuff like Playboy, Penthouse, whatever and it all goes to shit with digital. It's such as sudden and massive downgrade that post 1990s photos are barely fappable.
>>221364427>no physical cause can be found>parasitic twin in a wombWhat a shitty fucking doctor
>>221371807I think the higher resolution is better for porn, but the lighting kinda sucks, also I am glad the shitty music is gone.
>>221371783He doesn't want to show his nipples.
>>221371807playboy's a weird one, all their pin-ups looked like they were trying to simulate what it's like living with glaucoma
>it was all in her head>her body was warning hergay ending
>>221371590Yup, that's a pussey
>>221366520>dude the clinic looks sterile>what a weird stylistic choice
>>221367578>what type of shitwater were you swimming inyou kind of answered your own retarded question there
>>221372011They don't put unicorn and princess stencils on the wall at gynecology clinics to make the broads feel better?
>>221372031They have clowns though
>>221372421yeah, you
>>221369889classy Ozon
>>221362217She's cute
>>221372011That's clearly not the point being allude to you illiterate mongoloid retard.
>>221362217>OMG NOW I MUST WATCH YOUR BORING CHEATING SLUT MOVIE
>>221374621Yes.
>>221371590pretty tame really. i like the transition to the eye
>>221369787So what? Like if the spanish made a movie about the cowman bodice ripper you be all like BUT AN AMERICAN WROTE THE BOOK like that has any barring on the nation that actually produced a full movie about is absolved of its opinions of bullfucking-- you know what fuck it get del taco on the line I have a movie pitch.
>>221374443>being allude tocalling someone illiterate while typing this is kino in itself
>>221367708OP will surely deliver keep playing with your cock and hitting refresh Timmy
>>221374621This but unironically
>>221362217>to add even more awkwardness to this already uncomfortable imageryI don't get it, aren't normies supposed to have sex? I tongued my gf's pussy last night and it was a glorious view, just enjoy it?
