I think Kate's still pretty hot for her age
>>221362408Absolutely. We love her.
>>221362408I want to make little monkes with her.
>>221362340>>221362408>>221362610>>221362628Jamie Bell is one lucky guy
Planet of the Apes: The classic. I loved this movie. Too bad I was pop cultured into the big twist like probably anyone nowadays. But great. Beneat the planet of the apes: Really weird movie. Not good, but interesting premise. Charlton Heston did not want to appear in this movie at all, but he did a small part and had his pay go to charity. It's kind of an insane sequel. Escape from the Planet of the Apes: This one is great. It's a really funny premise, "how do you sequel a movie where the planet blows up"? Well you just have some apes escape before it blows up and somehow they travel back in time. But it's got a lot of comedy beats, and kind of a really cruel, dark endingConquest of the Planet of the Apes: This one was another fascinating turn for the series, it's kind of like an oppressive regime/prison rebellion themed movie. It's a lot more stripped down, kind of Fahrenheit 451/Onions Green feeling movie in terms of its tone. Not very good but not terrible. Roddy McDowall is great as caesar, and it has some big cops vs monkeys fights with lots of extras that are impressive stillBattle for the Planet of the Apes: This one is kind of terrible. I don't remember much of it, I remember it's more tribal fights. This premise was done better in the remakes2001 Planet of the Apes: I never watched itRise of the Planet Of The Apes: Decent movie, cgi monkeys breathing new life into the series, but mostly a kind of stage setter for better movies to followDawn of the planet of the apes: Easily the best one of the lot. Great cgi monkes and humans actors, great characters, lots of important stakes and we see the monke society in a lot of depth. I love this movie the mostWar for the planet of the apes: I love this movie as well. Apes are imprisoned and oppressed, apes are on the losing side, but there are lots of good ape characters and emotional arcs. Great movieKingdom of the planet of the apes: I thought this movie was fairly good...
Behead those who insult my simian wife.
>>221362737yeah he got to fuck Kate and Evan Rachel Wood before she fucked Manson and went crazy
>>221362856... Ceasar is gone, we're in the future, it's all apes again. Ultimately this movie felt like a reset of the franchise. I don't know where it's going to continue from here. This movie could have been made (it was) or it could not have been made, and it wouldn't have made a big difference. Overall I liked it well enough to justify its existenceMy ranking overall:Dawn > Planet of the apes 1968 > War > Escape > Rise = Kingdom > Conquest = Battle > Beneath I forgot to mention it in my previous post but Caesar cgi monke as played by the gollum guy really is the best performance/character in the series, the monke has so much emotional weight in his expressions and decisions he is so torn all the time. I wasn't an ape guy before "Dawn of the planet of the apes" but that movie made me retroactively watch all the original ape movies and watch every new ape movie in theaters day 1, the movies are still profitable and a new monke movie is being made so i expect to watch it
>>221362856Accurate takes. This series is surprisingly solid compared to many others. The reboots were good contributions and made use of modern CGI to make the characters apes and not people in costumes. That the second movie had so much screen time without speech was a bold and effective move. Even “Kingdom” works as a road trip adventure.
>>221362340>>221362408i think SEXO!!!! but i think the apes are too smart compared to the non-apes in Vigilante Citizen by Uwe boll -dono.
>>221362919I wonder if hes having threesomes with Kate and other actresses. Kate was known to sleep around with other actresses while she was with Jamie Bell's good friend Max Minghella.
monkey. please do not suck my dick. I am only a student of yours
Mara's tits aside, all the originals are great.Fuck all the CGI trash that came after.Garbage.
>>221363200God that guy was so lucky
>>221362340lol some anon shopped this for me in a previous thread. Glad it is still being reposted
>>221362340>>221362408DAMN
>>221362948>and a new monke movie is being made so i expect to watch itExcept it's all Disney now.
>>221363526Its kino
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