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If Pierce Brosnan came back for one final Bond movie, what would the story need to be for it to actually work?
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>>221362501
He could play a Bond villain. That's it, he's too old to reprise the role.
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Trevelyan comes back with robotic parts.
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>>221362501
Don't try to show him do action scenes. I don't want to see his stuntman or cgi double throwing punches like he's in his 30s, just let the movie be a small budget spy thriller heavier on intrigue than set-pieces.
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>>221362516
He could the play the villain that fattens everyone up and Bond has to stop him.
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A trillionaire villain is about to leak MI6 documents showing that the government intentionally allowed migrants to rape vulnerable women and bond needs to stop it before it destabilizes the country
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Uncovers Rothschild's mossad child raping and turns on the government leading a populist coup.
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>>221362501
Just do never say never again, again.
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>>221362633
Never do never say never again again
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>>221362516
>>221362595
>The villain's plot is secretly replacing all ozempic with high-fructose corn syrup
It could work.
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>>221362501
>Bond has been replaced with a sassy woman
>there is a muslim terrorist who wants to kill the new PM of England because he is right wing and will deport muslims
>movie starts with the sassy woman being caught by the arabs who drug her, rape her and murder her brutally on screen
>bond is brought back in because all the other agents are DEI retards
>drives cool cars, fucks young hotties, shoots guns at brown scum
>movie ends with bond tricking all the arabs to storm an airport and they are all deported
>as credits roll ICE agents and whatever EU ICE agents are called storm the theaters and deport all shitskins to hell.
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ozempic is revealed as a spectre plot and only bond can stop it
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>>221362501
Make it a comedy about Bond being in a retirement home and solving some mundane shit for other tenants using his spy skills and flirting with the nurses.
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>>221362501
Rowan Atkinson villain. Brosnan looked so good that some people forget he wasn't really able to carry. His rogues are extremely memorable because they have to be, also kino.

Atkinson wants to buy MI6 and load it with debt to turn a profit. The government are too sleepy to notice the danger, so retired agent Bond is contacted by young agents who want to save Britain one last time. He initially honors his retirement but realizes no one in the new regime would notice his conduct one way or another, and so gets involved for fun. It stops being fun when one of the young agents turns up suicided.
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>Bond chilling at home
>M comes to his door
>he says DEI is destryoing MI6
>Arab agents won't do their job against other arabs
>Muslim agents want ramadan off
>zoomer agents can't handle a weapon and are too shy around women
>i need you back bond
>theme music and gun barrel plays
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That Dalton kills him and retakes the throne.
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>>221362595
image source?
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James Bond has retired into the position of M, and he's training the new 007 who is also a white british male. have it be a buddy action film, have them both get laid by hot girls, and have them share a good drink together at the end of the film. its that simple.
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>>221362501
They already made that movie, it´s called The November man and it´s quite good actually.
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why would an Irishman be working for the UK government?
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>>221362501
>what would the story need to be for it to actually work?
austin powers time machine from goldmember
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>>221362731
>Never do never say never again again
Never say "Never do 'Never Say Never Again'" again.
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>>221362501
An advisor and logistician.



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