what went so right?
First film is great. The 2 after that are good. Don't watch after at worlds end
>>221362851sexo tummy and squeezed and pushed bobba
>>221362889this. the first one was an original plot and fresh, real characters. jack is actually menacing and somewhat threatening in Curse while still being funny. the success of the first one lead disney to tame it down for family audiences and each release afterwards progressively sucked more than the one before it
>>221362928For me, it's this
J-Janny Centless s-sent me to pay a debt..
>>221362851the world CRIES out for more pretty women in pretty old timey dresses
>>221362851>A-PlotCool pirate has to get back his ship from a bunch of mutineer zombies while evading the law>B-PlotClassic class-gap romance between competent commoner and upstanindg, but naive noble lady >C-PlotGoody two-shoes hero has to come to terms with his father being a pirateAdd great locations, costumes and ships and you have yourself a blockbuster. They don't make 'em like this anymore.
Trump on Howard Stern said she was the most beautiful woman in the world.Very regal looking.
>>221362851I used to like her until I noticed her underbite.
>>221363209I think the jewess yank is better
First two were absolute kinoThird was a confusing piece of shit that took itself too seriously Fourth and fifth are forgettable slop
The 3rd was incredible in theaters. The whole Asian bathhouse scene in that little village was one of the most fun and exciting sequences ive seen in a theater. Gorgeous looking
>>221362851>boats>all white castThe fact that hollywood still can't figure out this formula is disturbing.
>>221362851It's always the soundtrack that carries these big box office hits, but the real answer is everything went right. Also it remembered to be fun.
>>221363780fax
>>221363780I read the book. Im gonna try reading all 20 someday.
>>221362851>conventionally attractive stars>great soundtrack>classic "hero's journey" plotline for Will>quips limited to Jack Sparrow, where it makes sense for the character concept>high quality props and costumes>practical effects wherever possible>CGI only used for things where an uncanny look is desirable, like the undead pirates and Davy Jones
America has lost its inner pirate. We might be the luckiest country in the world and not even know it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQUXbqkJZvk
>>221362851Johnny Depp hard carrying the movie and nothing else.
>>221362851The sexy boy in the dress was sexy
>>221362851Flat goddess
>>221362928>>221362965>>221363209>>221364195>>221364201She was only a CHILD during the filming of this movie btw
>>221363780Imagine how an "Airplane" style comedy about the 2nd Pacific Squadron would perform.
She never did anything for me desuI dunno whyMuch prefer the girl in the fifth movie
Lightning in a bottle.Casting young and sexy actors and putting them in a love triangle together spanning three films.
>>221364208And
>>221365312>flat manjaw>sexy
>>221364457Yeah agree she looks like a man faced horse
>>221365312>Casting young and sexy actorsDepp was 40
>>221362851Jack is cunning, charismatic, and always two steps ahead of everyone. When he's competent the movies worked. Then Depp got coked out of his mind and couldn't pull off the character convincingly in front of a camera so they made him into a bumbling incompetent buffoonElizabeth worked best as a damsel in distress. She's the governor's daughter in cute tight dresses who has a keen interest in pirates, so the first movie worked when it was her finding ways out of sticky situations while being constrained as a sheltered upper class woman out of her depth. Her sudden mastery with sword fighting in later movies strained credulity, they should have made her a naturally gifted sharpshooter or something instead. And made her more invested in the pirates' survival against Le Business Guy beyond "muh Will"Orlando is a good foil to Jack by being the somewhat dimwitted but well meaning blacksmith apprentice who slowly gets over his prejudice toward pirates. But then everything becomes about saving Elizabeth in later movies and he has no growthThe trilogy fucked up by not doing more with Norrington, he was placed in an interesting position in 2nd movie and then they didn't follow through in the 3rd
>>221365312i like her hair, i wish modern women did their hair big like that
>>221362851>>221364038>>221365312These and also pic related. All of his dialogue are absolute bangers even if sometimes you weren't sure what he was saying and he had a real presence. Better protag than Jack in 4 and 5
>>221365312Mogged by padme
>>221365775I wish she was my wife.
>>221364208No, she was underage. There's a difference.
>>221362851This is the last movie where if you are asked to remember the soundtrack, it will immediately pop into your head. Everyone who reads this is now thinking of the Pirates of the Caribbean theme.
>>221366139>forgetting Interstellar and Inception
>>221364208hot
>>221362889FPWP. Worlds end is just as kino as 1 and 2. It’s everything after 3 that is trash
>>221366199read the post you're replying to again
>>221366180>zimmerslopHans Zimmer is a fucking hack and the vast majority of his soundtracks are just ambient background noise. The fact that all of Hollywood has started copying him is a travesty. I do like his Batman soundtracks though.
>>221362851Johnny Depp carried the series hardNo one would care about the movies without him
>>221366226Maybe but you can't deny his soundtracks are iconic
>>221366245He makes soundtracks for good movies, mostly because Nolan loves him since Nolan is an autist who can't understand things like emotion or music. That doesn't make him a good composer.
>>221366245I can't think of a single piece of his off the top of my head, unlike John Williams or Howard Shore
>>221366375Gladiator theme
>>221366139for me its shikaka
>>221362928Keira has talked about in interviews and the dvd commentary that she had a body makeup artist who would enhance her cleavage in the first film. She's so happy talking about it, and I'm so happy they did such a considerate thing for the audience.
>>221366475my little slut can't be this cute
>>221366461SHIKAKA
>>221366139>Now back to the good part...https://youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY?t=95
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