In my country there is problem..

I was just singing this at my workplace. Let me tell you, it turned heads.

>>221364513
>That time he went to Israel and dressed like a flamboyantly gay man in front of a bunch of Muslim pilgrims to try to get a reaction
>They ignored him completely
>Only reaction he got was from the ultraorthodox Jewish worshippers who were a second away from beating him until he had to break character and explain it was a comedy act
lel

>>221364554
Another banger from my workplace
Doctor:
>where are the pens??
Me:
>they are in the strait of hormuz
Everyone guffaws

>Do the most racist shit imaginable to get a reaction out of people
>They politely play along or ignore you
Owned I guess?

>>221364693
wat up wit it, vanilla-face?

>>221364693
_southern drawl_ "I'm retired"
+kazakh accent+ "you are retard?"

Borat is still so fucking funny, I put on a video of him riffing with Patrice the other night and I was doubled over from laughing. You win this round sasha…

>>221364693
The only reason whites get so much shit for being racist is because they're the only people who actually care about trying not to be racist. You can't pick on anyone else for the same shit because blacks will just assault you for criticizing them, Asians are proudly racist for good reason, and Jews will just cry antisemitism.

Antisemitism is going to be the downflal of the united states. So many uneducated racists these days

Borat is perfect strangers done to tangy perfection. Sadly, there is nowhere you can go comedically after that.

>>221365001
I doubt that. We fought a war against Iran for Israel at our own expense. Now both Europe and the gulf states no longer see us as a superpower. The Don shot ourself in the foot. But what does he care. He's got like two or three years of life. Fuck this gay Earth. Let it burn for all he cares.